Obviously not the protagonist, but the villain came at me
Chapter 149 Xu Beisheng is very afraid of the male protagonist catching the thief
Chapter 149 Xu Beisheng is very afraid of the male protagonist catching the thief
A month later.
Xu Beisheng sat in the courtyard room and received a letter.
At first, he thought it was from Qin Dong. No matter how far apart the two young couples were, they both had the habit of flying pigeons to write letters. They had sent letters from both the Secret Realm and the Central Territory Competition before.
But Xu Beisheng opened the envelope and found the signature: Lin Po, so he couldn't help but sit upright.
The content is as follows:
Big brother, long time no see, I wonder if you are doing well in Zhongyu, haha, I haven't seen you for so long, I miss you so much.
This month, I have made breakthroughs in my practice. Outsiders praise me in various ways. I just feel ashamed. Since the Central Territory Dabi came back, there have been many admirers of me in Qianlingzong, but I let them take the title of big brother. You are a role model, by the way, there is one of them who has participated in the secret realm with us, what is his name Xu Jin, his worship of the eldest brother is really a lesson, I have some admiration, haha, I also chatted with him very well.
...
Putting down the letter temporarily, Xu Beisheng let out a long sigh.
He cut himself a cup of tea, took a sip slowly, this Xu Jin is really lingering, he was the number one licking dog in Qianlingzong back then!
There was nothing to pay attention to, Xu Beisheng continued to praise the letter, and skimmed the household chores mentioned by Lin Po.
The last few paragraphs made Xu Beisheng quite concerned:
Brother, I accepted a patrol mission issued by Qianlingzong this week, asking me to go to the central region as an exchange disciple. When the time comes, I will trouble you to take care of me, haha.
"I'm going, this plot has escaped again as expected, it should be a plot a year later, and it's happening now?"
Xu Beisheng closed the envelope securely, stroked his chin and looked thoughtful.
But it doesn't matter, as long as you can see Lin Po and protect his development, you can talk about anything.
Xu Beisheng sat at the desk, wrote a random letter, and then called the pigeon to return it to Lin Po.
Immediately afterwards, he turned his face away with a frown, looked at the sleepy dog with closed eyes in the "dog house" in the room, and then at the suitcase that could no longer fit under the floor of the bed, and fell into more pain.
a month ago.
Xu Beisheng got the "Intellectual Enlightenment Hammer" presented by the system, and immediately smashed the dog's egg to Tongzhi.
But the development direction of its wisdom is a little strange, even abnormal.
Even though Xu Beisheng warned Goudan not to use space means to take away the tube top, but this guy, like a hard worker day after day, would bring his spoils to himself every day.
Xu Beisheng didn't dare to move at all, if he touched it, he would be in the same boat as this perverted dog.
On the desk, there is also a text bulletin.
It reads the recent sensational events:
For a whole month, the towns near the loess of the mine frequently lost girls' tube tops!Even clothing stores that have not yet opened can mysteriously disappear!
Countless women were furious and vowed to catch that disciple!
As for who the culprit is... Xu Beisheng looked at Goudan, who was waking up, with a look of despair. It stared sleepily and barked:
"Aww... woof. (Xu Chao Shi, good morning, yesterday's batch of goods are all the latest girls' and mature women's models, which are always exciting. Do you like it? Anyway, I like it.)"
"..." Xu Beisheng stood up silently, and heaved a long sigh: "I'm sorry, son of a bitch, the male lead will be here soon. If he misunderstood me, I, the big brother, can't do it."
"Wow woof? (Excuse me? What do you mean?) Aww—(No! Xu shovel shit! What are you going to do!)"
Xu Beisheng didn't give the perverted dog a chance to speak, so he was directly locked in the space inside the mirror of night water, and he had to be imprisoned for a long time.
He dismantled the "kennel" built in the room expressionlessly, which was regarded as a severe punishment for the dog egg.
If you don't educate it, if you dare to steal anything in the future, this dog will be completely finished!
Two days later, in the evening.
Standing at the door of the house, Xu Beisheng looked at the figure of Lin Po who rushed over, and opened his arms boldly:
"Second Brother! You've worked hard all the way! Come, come, stay here tonight!"
"Hahaha, brother is too polite, this room? Is this the residence where you work as an 'intermediary'? It's quite big."
"Yes, yes, come on, let me help you with your luggage."
"No, speaking of it, why does this room smell like a dog?"
"You think too much, brother is allergic to dogs and doesn't keep dogs."
"Okay, then there will be Brother Lao in the near future!"
After settling down the male lead in the plot line, Xu Beisheng was cooking in the kitchen, smiling brightly.
Xu Beisheng was very happy after being assigned to work for a month without being able to do anything. Finally, he met the male lead and took care of him.
As for the dog egg who is the only troublemaker?Being locked in the mirror of night water and reflecting all day long, the whole dog's quiet comprehension has improved a lot.
It even learned the exercises of sitting in cross-legged meditation, and the dog transformed itself.
But Xu Beisheng was afraid that Goudan's habit of stealing tube tops would recur, so he still didn't dare to let it out, at least until Lin Po, who lived with him, left.
After a while, three dishes and one soup, a stack of peanuts, and two jugs of wine were served.
Under the lights, the two brothers clinked wine glasses and chatted very passionately.
"Brother, to tell you the truth, I came to Zhongyu from Qianlingzong and heard a lot of strange things!"
"Oh? Tell me." Xu Beisheng was a little interested. Sitting here for a month, he's almost pissed off.
"I passed by a small town nearby. Wherever I passed, women were all dressed in men's clothes! They wrapped themselves tightly, which is unprecedented!"
Hearing that, Xu Beisheng's eyebrows twitched, he could vaguely guess something.
He glanced sternly at the stuffed suitcases under the bed. Inside were the... private clothes of women with a radius of hundreds of miles.
Xu Beisheng swallowed nervously, took a sip of wine, and slowly changed the subject:
"Hahaha, that's really wonderful. Come on, second brother, try this skill of elder brother's stir-fried pork with green peppers."
"Well! Big brother is really skilled! Which girl will marry you in the future will definitely be a blessing!" Lin Po babbled a few mouthfuls, and then continued: "Brother, guess what I just said about a woman wearing a man's body? why?"
"Ah? Why?" Xu Bei pretended not to know, with mixed feelings in his mind.
"I heard that there is a thief who is elusive in Jianghu! Don't steal valuables, but steal women's tube tops! Hey, steal all the tube tops in the whole town, so that the girls can't go out, so they wrap their men in coarse cloth. Body! It's too disgusting!"
Snapped!
Lin Po spoke vigorously, and even slapped the table angrily, which made Xu Beisheng tremble with guilt.
You are numb, why are you so excited, are you intimidating?
Xu Beisheng took a sip of his wine with trembling hands, and heard Lin Po slowly say: "To be honest, Qian Lingzong originally planned to send me to study in the Central Region later, but that evil thief is too rampant, The devil's claws have reached into further towns! So, let me catch that devil by the way."
"So that's how it is, that's how it is..." Xu Beisheng smiled and nodded.
Ma Dan, no wonder!
Let’s just talk about the batch of goods that Goudan stole recently, why are they all in such a novel style, they were originally worn by people in the city!
And when he heard that Lin Po was going to arrest the thief, Xu Beisheng was even more depressed drinking and didn't dare to talk, and scolded the dog several times in his heart.
Second brother...
The thief you want to catch is actually your elder brother and me!
(End of this chapter)
A month later.
Xu Beisheng sat in the courtyard room and received a letter.
At first, he thought it was from Qin Dong. No matter how far apart the two young couples were, they both had the habit of flying pigeons to write letters. They had sent letters from both the Secret Realm and the Central Territory Competition before.
But Xu Beisheng opened the envelope and found the signature: Lin Po, so he couldn't help but sit upright.
The content is as follows:
Big brother, long time no see, I wonder if you are doing well in Zhongyu, haha, I haven't seen you for so long, I miss you so much.
This month, I have made breakthroughs in my practice. Outsiders praise me in various ways. I just feel ashamed. Since the Central Territory Dabi came back, there have been many admirers of me in Qianlingzong, but I let them take the title of big brother. You are a role model, by the way, there is one of them who has participated in the secret realm with us, what is his name Xu Jin, his worship of the eldest brother is really a lesson, I have some admiration, haha, I also chatted with him very well.
...
Putting down the letter temporarily, Xu Beisheng let out a long sigh.
He cut himself a cup of tea, took a sip slowly, this Xu Jin is really lingering, he was the number one licking dog in Qianlingzong back then!
There was nothing to pay attention to, Xu Beisheng continued to praise the letter, and skimmed the household chores mentioned by Lin Po.
The last few paragraphs made Xu Beisheng quite concerned:
Brother, I accepted a patrol mission issued by Qianlingzong this week, asking me to go to the central region as an exchange disciple. When the time comes, I will trouble you to take care of me, haha.
"I'm going, this plot has escaped again as expected, it should be a plot a year later, and it's happening now?"
Xu Beisheng closed the envelope securely, stroked his chin and looked thoughtful.
But it doesn't matter, as long as you can see Lin Po and protect his development, you can talk about anything.
Xu Beisheng sat at the desk, wrote a random letter, and then called the pigeon to return it to Lin Po.
Immediately afterwards, he turned his face away with a frown, looked at the sleepy dog with closed eyes in the "dog house" in the room, and then at the suitcase that could no longer fit under the floor of the bed, and fell into more pain.
a month ago.
Xu Beisheng got the "Intellectual Enlightenment Hammer" presented by the system, and immediately smashed the dog's egg to Tongzhi.
But the development direction of its wisdom is a little strange, even abnormal.
Even though Xu Beisheng warned Goudan not to use space means to take away the tube top, but this guy, like a hard worker day after day, would bring his spoils to himself every day.
Xu Beisheng didn't dare to move at all, if he touched it, he would be in the same boat as this perverted dog.
On the desk, there is also a text bulletin.
It reads the recent sensational events:
For a whole month, the towns near the loess of the mine frequently lost girls' tube tops!Even clothing stores that have not yet opened can mysteriously disappear!
Countless women were furious and vowed to catch that disciple!
As for who the culprit is... Xu Beisheng looked at Goudan, who was waking up, with a look of despair. It stared sleepily and barked:
"Aww... woof. (Xu Chao Shi, good morning, yesterday's batch of goods are all the latest girls' and mature women's models, which are always exciting. Do you like it? Anyway, I like it.)"
"..." Xu Beisheng stood up silently, and heaved a long sigh: "I'm sorry, son of a bitch, the male lead will be here soon. If he misunderstood me, I, the big brother, can't do it."
"Wow woof? (Excuse me? What do you mean?) Aww—(No! Xu shovel shit! What are you going to do!)"
Xu Beisheng didn't give the perverted dog a chance to speak, so he was directly locked in the space inside the mirror of night water, and he had to be imprisoned for a long time.
He dismantled the "kennel" built in the room expressionlessly, which was regarded as a severe punishment for the dog egg.
If you don't educate it, if you dare to steal anything in the future, this dog will be completely finished!
Two days later, in the evening.
Standing at the door of the house, Xu Beisheng looked at the figure of Lin Po who rushed over, and opened his arms boldly:
"Second Brother! You've worked hard all the way! Come, come, stay here tonight!"
"Hahaha, brother is too polite, this room? Is this the residence where you work as an 'intermediary'? It's quite big."
"Yes, yes, come on, let me help you with your luggage."
"No, speaking of it, why does this room smell like a dog?"
"You think too much, brother is allergic to dogs and doesn't keep dogs."
"Okay, then there will be Brother Lao in the near future!"
After settling down the male lead in the plot line, Xu Beisheng was cooking in the kitchen, smiling brightly.
Xu Beisheng was very happy after being assigned to work for a month without being able to do anything. Finally, he met the male lead and took care of him.
As for the dog egg who is the only troublemaker?Being locked in the mirror of night water and reflecting all day long, the whole dog's quiet comprehension has improved a lot.
It even learned the exercises of sitting in cross-legged meditation, and the dog transformed itself.
But Xu Beisheng was afraid that Goudan's habit of stealing tube tops would recur, so he still didn't dare to let it out, at least until Lin Po, who lived with him, left.
After a while, three dishes and one soup, a stack of peanuts, and two jugs of wine were served.
Under the lights, the two brothers clinked wine glasses and chatted very passionately.
"Brother, to tell you the truth, I came to Zhongyu from Qianlingzong and heard a lot of strange things!"
"Oh? Tell me." Xu Beisheng was a little interested. Sitting here for a month, he's almost pissed off.
"I passed by a small town nearby. Wherever I passed, women were all dressed in men's clothes! They wrapped themselves tightly, which is unprecedented!"
Hearing that, Xu Beisheng's eyebrows twitched, he could vaguely guess something.
He glanced sternly at the stuffed suitcases under the bed. Inside were the... private clothes of women with a radius of hundreds of miles.
Xu Beisheng swallowed nervously, took a sip of wine, and slowly changed the subject:
"Hahaha, that's really wonderful. Come on, second brother, try this skill of elder brother's stir-fried pork with green peppers."
"Well! Big brother is really skilled! Which girl will marry you in the future will definitely be a blessing!" Lin Po babbled a few mouthfuls, and then continued: "Brother, guess what I just said about a woman wearing a man's body? why?"
"Ah? Why?" Xu Bei pretended not to know, with mixed feelings in his mind.
"I heard that there is a thief who is elusive in Jianghu! Don't steal valuables, but steal women's tube tops! Hey, steal all the tube tops in the whole town, so that the girls can't go out, so they wrap their men in coarse cloth. Body! It's too disgusting!"
Snapped!
Lin Po spoke vigorously, and even slapped the table angrily, which made Xu Beisheng tremble with guilt.
You are numb, why are you so excited, are you intimidating?
Xu Beisheng took a sip of his wine with trembling hands, and heard Lin Po slowly say: "To be honest, Qian Lingzong originally planned to send me to study in the Central Region later, but that evil thief is too rampant, The devil's claws have reached into further towns! So, let me catch that devil by the way."
"So that's how it is, that's how it is..." Xu Beisheng smiled and nodded.
Ma Dan, no wonder!
Let’s just talk about the batch of goods that Goudan stole recently, why are they all in such a novel style, they were originally worn by people in the city!
And when he heard that Lin Po was going to arrest the thief, Xu Beisheng was even more depressed drinking and didn't dare to talk, and scolded the dog several times in his heart.
Second brother...
The thief you want to catch is actually your elder brother and me!
(End of this chapter)
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