i'm really broke

Chapter 47 Baby, I Have to Thank You Second Uncle
"The card can't be moved, take it out, the system shouldn't find out if you're greedy, right?"

As soon as this idea took shape, Liu Yu froze all over, and fell straight on the curb with a [-]-bar. It took a long time to react.

"Hiss, it hurts me so much." He took a breath of cold air, struck by lightning, no, his brain was electrified, and he was throbbing in pain. He sat slumped on the edge of the curb for half an hour before he stood up unsteadily.

"The system once again prompts the system charter zero. The corruption of extravagant money constitutes an actual action and the disability rate of electric shock for three seconds is 5.00%. The disability rate of electric shock for two seconds is 20.00%. The disability rate of electric shock for two seconds is [-]%. The corruption of extravagant money exceeds [-] yuan and is electrocuted for ten seconds. The disability rate is [-]%, and more than one million people have been wiped out by corruption. The system will be inherited by direct blood relatives of the host, and the number six has been backed up."

"I'm going, it's ruthless, direct blood relatives, grandparents, grandpa passed away, there are only grandma, and there are parents, how can there be six, does dad have an illegitimate child, no, that is not my direct blood relatives, what? I do not know!"

"In the future, don't make extravagant money, the punishment is too harsh!"

"This society is really dark, lying on the ground for a long time without anyone to help, and no one picks up a lot of money."

Liu Yu was really sad, the system was too ruthless, he just thought about it before it came and implemented it, so he directly charged himself, you said lying on the side of the curb, if a bag of money is lost, who will count it.

The core intelligence has no intention of talking to Liu Yu at all, and directly presents a set of pictures in Liu Yu's mind. Liu Yu is lying on the ground with a 360-degree all-round picture without dead ends. Well, the system is awesome.

"Recharge, teacher, it's not that I don't help, it's not that I want to stimulate you, there is really no way."

Liu Yu came to the door of the Sixth Canteen, gritted his teeth and walked into the canteen. Accept the storm, auntie teacher.

"It's a good thing there's no one."

I took a peek around, and sure enough, at 03:30, the cafeteria was empty and there was no one there, only the two teachers and aunts at the top-up window were having a lively chat.

Liu Yu didn't even notice when he came, Liu Yu knocked on the window. "Teacher, refill the meal card."

"Student, hey, it's you, why do you have cash?"

"Just got it."

Liu Yu said in a low voice. "Teacher, let me ask, do you have any heart disease?"

"How does this kid talk?"

"Of course not. Teacher, I am healthy." Wu Ping was not happy. This big bear boy, no matter how he talks, he must be a single dog without a girlfriend.

The younger recharge teacher on the opposite side laughed and scolded Liu Yu. "Student, don't talk nonsense, Sister Wu is a sports student."

"Ha ha."

Liu Yuxin said, it's good if you don't get sick, but you will get sick soon, but you have asked about it, and you will not be responsible for any problems.

"Is it still full?"

"Charge, charge."

Liu Yu picked up the milk tea bag and put it on the window sill, took out his wallet and took out what is commonly known as an all-in-one card, a famous campus card, and a commonly used famous meal card. "Teacher, we don't have any limit for recharging, right?"

"Why, you still want to recharge [-]." Wu Ping glared, the recharge point is also a teacher who counts as an establishment, and everyone's service attitude towards students is not very good.

"Ten thousand, that may be a little more"

"Pfft."

Gao Min, who was watching the excitement on the opposite side, spit out a mouthful of water, more, more than [-], you classmate, don't be kidding.

"The current students, in your department, in that class, came here to make a joke." Wu Ping was really angry, and she even learned to tease the teacher.

"No, I'm just asking, there is no limit."

As he spoke, he took out a bundle of red notes and handed them over. "I was afraid that there was a limit, and the teacher charged me 50."

Pfft, Gao Min on the opposite side sprayed water again, watching Liu Yu take out bundles of money with rounded eyes, all of which were red notes, classmate, this is not a bank, you have come to the wrong place.

Wu Ping was also dumbfounded looking at the bundles of red bills in front of her. I didn't sleep well, or I was hallucinating, no, but luckily I didn't have a heart attack.

Wu Ping swallowed, feeling that her mouth was a little dry, so she drank some water to calm down. "Student, are you sure, our campus card can only be used to eat in the cafeteria, there is also a small supermarket in the cafeteria, and the bathroom."

"You should stop thinking about it."

Gao Min was also there to persuade me. Just kidding, Jiangning University has been established for more than 100 years. This is the first time someone has recharged a meal card with 50 yuan. No one believes it.

"Isn't there no limit?"

Liu Yu said. "That teacher, hurry up, I'm a little hungry, and I plan to fill it up, buy some steamed stuffed buns."

"wait."

Just kidding, 50, Wu Ping dared to recharge casually to call the leader, and it took a while to come over. "Gao Min, help me, some money."

"Really charge?" Gao Min was quite surprised.

"Student, you have thought it over clearly, you are really full."

"Teacher, please hurry up."

Count the money, check the banknotes, and the ink will be ready for 10 minutes. If you don't recharge, the students will be out of school. Usually the second period ends at early four o'clock. Some students will come over to watch TV for a while and then eat. The cafeteria will be busy soon. stand up.

Gao Min glanced at Wu Ping, what should I do, Wu Ping gritted her teeth. "Charge."

It's just that when entering zero, Wu Ping counted it several times, and asked Gao Min to look it over for her to be sure. "Student, be careful not to lose your meal card."

"Thank you, teacher."

Liu Yu took it and put it in his wallet, then handed the milk tea bag to Wu Ping. "Teacher, this bag is quite suitable for money."

Liu Yu left the boss for a while, but Wu Ping's heart was still pounding, seeing so much money at the first top-up window. "Gao Min, you accompany me to send the money there."

"it is good."

Gao Min was also afraid, 50, the two of them dared not put it here, and sent it all the way to the General Administration Building in fear. The news of the 50 recharge meal card spread quickly in the General Administration Building. Talents with over [-] card top-ups.

No one would believe it, if it wasn't for the 50 cash placed in front of him, or the deputy director of the office responsible for the campus card couldn't believe it.

"Director, we are going back."

"Okay, go back, don't spread the word."

"Understood, Director."

The two of them thought, what's the matter, who's naughty kid, Wu Ping murmured on the road, did she stop letting the card swipe to provoke the kid, and she took 50 yuan in a flash of thought, you said that there will be no more in the future? trouble.

Gao Min was also not sure, who could say for sure about this, luckily he didn't make it up, so he looked at Wu Ping with a bit of sympathy, and felt really helpless when he met such a nonsense student.

Liu Yu was really helpless, meal card, how to swipe it from now on, just bought a bottle of bread, swipe a wave of zeros, this thing is like a bank card, with two digits behind the decimal point.

"Classmate, your bread."

"Oh."

"drop."

"500036.12."

After deducting 2.5 yuan, the waitress in the small supermarket subconsciously glanced at the balance, opened her mouth to the boss, and subconsciously covered her mouth. "ah."

"do not."

Liu Yu quickly took the bread and ran away. I went to this guy. Fortunately, there were no students around. Otherwise, I thought I was showing something surprising and playing hooligans. ah.

As soon as he thought of the dish, Liu Yu's trembling disappeared when the aunt yelled. Could the canteen pension plan be realized? It is possible to become a panda baby in the canteen. When they swiped their cards, a group of people swished over.

Thinking about it, Liu Yu felt a horrible scene. I was pissed off by someone, the system was loopholed, and I wanted to appeal for a new judgment.

"The system returns 0.25 yuan in cash."

"Oh, forget it."

Lonely, Liu Yu went back to the milk tea shop with a sad face, it is not good to swipe the meal card, the money here is enough for him for the rest of his life. "Li Ya, where do you all eat at night?"

"Boss, we have brought food."

Li Ya said in a low voice, she was afraid that Liu Yu would not be happy about bringing food, after all, food would leave a taste.

"Oh."

"Not eating out?"

"Sometimes I order takeaway, or go to the pedestrian street to eat."

"What about the cafeteria?"

"I will go too."

The main canteens not only use meal cards, but also pay cash. "Okay, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, have a big meal, and call Yu Sitong and the others later."

Li Ya and Lu Xue were a little cautious. Liu Yu, the boss, has always been very stingy. He usually doesn't want to drink a cup of milk tea. Yesterday, the boss drank Professor Zhou Zihua's milk tea himself.

"You said, come to help, I give people red envelopes, how can I look down on others, the red envelopes are fine at night, I treat guests, go to the No. [-] canteen restaurant, dinner, and supper are all served."

Sure enough, Li Ya and Lu Xue looked at each other and it was still the real boss. Maybe they felt that the red envelopes were too much. It seemed that they gave an extra five yuan. The money for a cup of milk tea was really that stingy and stingy boss. Poor Yu Si Hitomi and the others.

Around five o'clock, everyone gathered at the milk tea shop. Baobao Ma was still so cute and cute. When he came, he reported that he had brought Liu Yu's textbook back.

"Brother Liu, what are you doing this afternoon?"

Liu Yu looked at Ma Baobao, thinking whether he should strangle this guy to death now, forget it, he hasn't reached the point of killing people, he is poisonous and dumb. "Hi baby, you're fine."

"what?"

Ma Baobao was a little puzzled, what did Brother Liu praise me for, could it be that I am handsome again, but others said that I look like the second uncle, could this be the reason.

Liu Yu decided not to look at Ma Baobao's cute childish face, otherwise he would not be able to help but clap his hands. "I'm calling you here now because I want to say something. After everyone distributes flyers, we will go to the Jiu Canteen restaurant. I have reserved three tables and come to help. I won't be polite to you. It would be too pretentious to give money. In this way, I invite Let’s have dinner and midnight snack, thank you all for your help.”

"Wow, brother Liu is very generous."

The price of Jiu Canteen restaurant is a little higher for several canteens, with three tables reserved, Liu Yu made a big move, he can't really spend the rest of his life in the canteen.

"It's rare for the boss to be generous."

Yu Sitong muttered in a low voice, dialed Hu Ling's number and came quickly, bringing a few more people to treat the boss, which is a rare occasion in a thousand years.

Hu Ling didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she still brought a few dormitory roommates to help distribute leaflets. Not to mention, the installed capacity will soon reach [-] after six o'clock. Liu Yu is even happier that the sales of milk tea have increased just today. To a thousand cups.

There are more than 200 cups reserved through the app, and almost 100 cups are delivered by ordering scud, which is not bad.

"Let's go, Nine Canteens."

Liu Yu deliberately delayed for a little while until he arrived at the Nine Canteen, which was almost empty. Fortunately, the ordered dishes were served directly. "Two hundred and five for a table, one beef hot pot, one hot and sour fish fillet, one braised chicken, one three delicacies soup, plus five or six side dishes, it's quite a deal."

"You are welcome."

"Get some beer."

Liu Yu can't drink, but he is a store manager who is sneaky and slippery. He didn't drink much, but he got drunk with Ma Baobao. This guy put his arms around Ma Baobao's neck. "Baby, let's go to the side and chat."

"Brother Liu, I can't do it anymore."

Baby Ma grunts, grunts, his stomach is rumbling, Liu Yu knows you are not good, otherwise how dare I chat with you. "Come on, baby, let's drink some more. Recently, I asked you to bring textbooks every day. I just want to thank your second uncle."

Ma Baobao was a little confused. "Second uncle, Brother Liu, do you also use Alipay?"

"Pfft."

Liu Yu was happy, this kid was really drunk, cheers, he took advantage, Liu Yu staggered to check out, and Yu Sitong happened to go to the bathroom. "Liu Yu, are you drunk?" He said and followed, as a shop assistant, he still cared about the shop manager.

At least fell down and stepped on two feet, Yu Sitong thought happily, and it happened that Liu Yu took out his campus card to pay for his meal.

"The master settles the accounts."

"856 yuan, cash or campus card?"

"Cash, it's impossible to have cash in this life." Liu Yu was a little confused, after all, he can't drink well, and he's a bunch of bastards. "Swipe my card."

Pfft, Yu Sitong was happy, but when Liu Yu swiped out the balance with the campus card on the machine, Yu Sitong was stunned and rubbed his eyes, yes, how much.

"499177.62."

(End of this chapter)