City: Weak dogs and strong licks everything
Chapter 66 Have you always been this skinny?
Chapter 66 Have you always been this skinny?
Soon, in court.
"Shang Jiaquan, without permission at the age of three, you peeked at the widow next door bathing her bitch, seriously violating other people's privacy, do you admit it?"
"Shang Jiaquan, when you were five years old, you gathered a group of brats and put the caterpillars in the girl's stationery box, which caused the other party's physical and mental frustration, and became the mastermind of the crime of intentional injury, do you admit it?"
"Shang Jiaquan, you stole your second uncle's child's eraser at the age of seven, causing the other party to lose 0.5 yuan of funds. Your second uncle beat his child because the child lost stationery, and the skin was torn. You, as the key factor, But he is at large, do you recognize it?"
After a sudden push, Shang Jiaquan slumped on his seat, unable to understand what the judge was saying.
He has no impression of those things at all, and this is too magnified, right?
Put caterpillars?
Is it intentional harm?
Just take the eraser and get away with it?
Moreover, when had he watched a bitch take a bath?
……
In short, the matter was settled in this way. There were hundreds of charges, large and small. The witnesses in the room were sitting or standing, and the entire court room could not be crowded.
In the end, Shang Jiaquan was sentenced to more than 500 years in prison. Even if he has been performing well, it will take 200 years to get out.
Moreover, no one would dare to help Shang Jiaquan escape, because he was the first ruthless person in history to be sentenced for more than 500 years.
Among them, if there is nothing weird, everyone will definitely not believe it.
When they came out of the court, Su Yu and Qin Yufan looked shocked, apparently they hadn't recovered yet.
The two of them saw an old lady in court, pointed at Shang Jiaquan and said: That's him!It was he who trampled my vegetable garden so badly!
Looking at the heavy traffic in front of him, and the luxury car parked beside him, there was another driver standing beside him waiting.
Su Yu said to Qin Yufan: "Well, do you have any plans for the future?"
Qin Yufan's face beamed with joy, this is the rhythm of inviting himself!
"No, of course not!"
Su Yu nodded silently: "That's good, do you need me to take you to school?"
Qin Yufan followed him up and down: "Okay!"
When they arrived at school, Su Yu looked directly at Qin Yufan: "We're here."
Qin Yufan was a little puzzled: "Ah? But aren't you going back to school?"
Su Yu shook his head: "I still have something to do."
Qin Yufan: "What's the matter?"
Su Yu: "You care so much, those who don't know think it's me."
Qin Yufan: "Uh... alright~"
hum~
It wasn't until the car was far away that Qin Yufan realized that Su Yu had some event to invite him to, didn't he?
But Qin Yufan was not disappointed, turned around and walked towards the school, took out his mobile phone and started harassing Su Yu on Weibao.
No, it shouldn’t be called harassment. How unpleasant would that be?
Qin Yufan's contact with Su Yu is obviously called a relationship, which promotes the friendship between the goddess and the licking dog, and makes an indirect contribution to the reproduction of human beings.
"Ding Ding Ding ~"
Suddenly, a guy with the online name 'Women's Clothes Are Really Good (Funny Face)' called himself on Weibao.
The moment Qin Yufan saw the screen name, he was immediately angry. This person must not regard himself as some kind of weird person, right?
It's great that the screen name is also called women's clothing, it's too arrogant and domineering.
It's not that Qin Yufan is against women's clothing, but that doing so will rob girls of their jobs.
Of course, the more important thing is that it will make it more difficult for boys to target the opposite sex.
"Hey! Who! I don't buy women's clothes, and I'm not a pervert. I don't have time, no money, and I don't want to be in a relationship or yp. How did you find my Weibao account? No, how did you sneak into my friend? ?”
There was a silence on the other side, Qin Yufan became a little anxious, and continued to fight.
After a while, Qin Yufan said he was tired and stopped, only to hear a soft voice from the opposite side, and it sounded so familiar.
"Um... I... someone else came up with this online name for me, saying it can avoid most Weibo harassment."
Qin Yufan's eyes slowly widened, and he suddenly thought that during the investigation, Li Erhe's deeds were revealed, and he might be watching him.
Then Liu Ziwei suggested to add his Weibao account, saying that if you have any difficulties, you can find her.
At that time, it was already dead of night, and Qin Yufan's attention was highly inattentive.
So I directly agreed to Liu Ziwei's friend request, but didn't pay attention to the screen name.
After that, Qin Yufan completely forgot about this matter, and the voice now, isn't that Liu Ziwei's?
Thinking of this, Qin Yufan was a little shocked.
He tentatively said to the phone: "You...are Liu Ziwei?"
On the other side of the phone, a voice came out: "Well... I am..."
Qin Yufan was a little embarrassed, he actually misunderstood that the campus belle of Bilan University was a big guy in women's clothes...
"Ha...haha... This kind of misunderstanding is really embarrassing! Are you right? Senior Colonel Liu?"
Liu Ziwei didn't mention the matter just now, and said directly to Qin Yufan: "I should be older than you, you can just call me Sister Liu, or just call me by my name."
Qin Yufan suddenly felt that Liu Ziwei was really gentle and gentle. If someone mistakenly thought that he was a person who likes to wear women's clothes, then Qin Yufan would definitely go back without hesitation...
However, Qin Yufan still asked about some things.
Otherwise, what should I do if I am taken advantage of for nothing?
Qin Yufan: "No, why is it sister Liu? How old are you?"
Liu Ziwei: "It's really strange that you ask about other people's ages like what Su Yu said."
Liu Ziwei: "But, it doesn't matter~ I'm 20 years old, how about you?"
Qin Yufan: "Well...I'm 20 too...what month are you?"
Liu Ziwei: "Huh? I was born in January, so you..."
Qin Yufan: "Wait! I am also January!"
Liu Ziwei: "..."
Qin Yufan: "School beauty, what's your January date?"
Liu Ziwei: "Eh... January 1st, it should be..."
Qin Yufan: "Hey! What a coincidence! I am also on January 1st!"
Liu Ziwei: "???"
Qin Yufan: "Also, I was born at 1 o'clock in the morning, so you should call me brother."
Qin Yufan secretly said that it was dangerous, after careful calculation, he was indeed older than Liu Ziwei!
"Quick, Brother Qin, Brother Qin, Brother Fan, Brother Fan, Brother Yufan, you choose one!"
On the other end of the phone, there was a thin laugh, which made people feel very comfortable.
Liu Ziwei: "Hehe~~Sorry, I was born at [-]:[-], please call me sister."
Qin Yufan: "I'll go, I'm going to lose Jingzhou if I'm so careless!"
Liu Ziwei: "What are you talking about? I'm even an hour older than you, so scream!"
Qin Yufan: "Ah~~"
Hearing this weird voice, Liu Ziwei's voice changed: "What are you doing?"
Qin Yufan: "You told me to call you~"
Liu Ziwei: "..."
Liu Ziwei: "Have you always been so naughty?"
(End of this chapter)
Soon, in court.
"Shang Jiaquan, without permission at the age of three, you peeked at the widow next door bathing her bitch, seriously violating other people's privacy, do you admit it?"
"Shang Jiaquan, when you were five years old, you gathered a group of brats and put the caterpillars in the girl's stationery box, which caused the other party's physical and mental frustration, and became the mastermind of the crime of intentional injury, do you admit it?"
"Shang Jiaquan, you stole your second uncle's child's eraser at the age of seven, causing the other party to lose 0.5 yuan of funds. Your second uncle beat his child because the child lost stationery, and the skin was torn. You, as the key factor, But he is at large, do you recognize it?"
After a sudden push, Shang Jiaquan slumped on his seat, unable to understand what the judge was saying.
He has no impression of those things at all, and this is too magnified, right?
Put caterpillars?
Is it intentional harm?
Just take the eraser and get away with it?
Moreover, when had he watched a bitch take a bath?
……
In short, the matter was settled in this way. There were hundreds of charges, large and small. The witnesses in the room were sitting or standing, and the entire court room could not be crowded.
In the end, Shang Jiaquan was sentenced to more than 500 years in prison. Even if he has been performing well, it will take 200 years to get out.
Moreover, no one would dare to help Shang Jiaquan escape, because he was the first ruthless person in history to be sentenced for more than 500 years.
Among them, if there is nothing weird, everyone will definitely not believe it.
When they came out of the court, Su Yu and Qin Yufan looked shocked, apparently they hadn't recovered yet.
The two of them saw an old lady in court, pointed at Shang Jiaquan and said: That's him!It was he who trampled my vegetable garden so badly!
Looking at the heavy traffic in front of him, and the luxury car parked beside him, there was another driver standing beside him waiting.
Su Yu said to Qin Yufan: "Well, do you have any plans for the future?"
Qin Yufan's face beamed with joy, this is the rhythm of inviting himself!
"No, of course not!"
Su Yu nodded silently: "That's good, do you need me to take you to school?"
Qin Yufan followed him up and down: "Okay!"
When they arrived at school, Su Yu looked directly at Qin Yufan: "We're here."
Qin Yufan was a little puzzled: "Ah? But aren't you going back to school?"
Su Yu shook his head: "I still have something to do."
Qin Yufan: "What's the matter?"
Su Yu: "You care so much, those who don't know think it's me."
Qin Yufan: "Uh... alright~"
hum~
It wasn't until the car was far away that Qin Yufan realized that Su Yu had some event to invite him to, didn't he?
But Qin Yufan was not disappointed, turned around and walked towards the school, took out his mobile phone and started harassing Su Yu on Weibao.
No, it shouldn’t be called harassment. How unpleasant would that be?
Qin Yufan's contact with Su Yu is obviously called a relationship, which promotes the friendship between the goddess and the licking dog, and makes an indirect contribution to the reproduction of human beings.
"Ding Ding Ding ~"
Suddenly, a guy with the online name 'Women's Clothes Are Really Good (Funny Face)' called himself on Weibao.
The moment Qin Yufan saw the screen name, he was immediately angry. This person must not regard himself as some kind of weird person, right?
It's great that the screen name is also called women's clothing, it's too arrogant and domineering.
It's not that Qin Yufan is against women's clothing, but that doing so will rob girls of their jobs.
Of course, the more important thing is that it will make it more difficult for boys to target the opposite sex.
"Hey! Who! I don't buy women's clothes, and I'm not a pervert. I don't have time, no money, and I don't want to be in a relationship or yp. How did you find my Weibao account? No, how did you sneak into my friend? ?”
There was a silence on the other side, Qin Yufan became a little anxious, and continued to fight.
After a while, Qin Yufan said he was tired and stopped, only to hear a soft voice from the opposite side, and it sounded so familiar.
"Um... I... someone else came up with this online name for me, saying it can avoid most Weibo harassment."
Qin Yufan's eyes slowly widened, and he suddenly thought that during the investigation, Li Erhe's deeds were revealed, and he might be watching him.
Then Liu Ziwei suggested to add his Weibao account, saying that if you have any difficulties, you can find her.
At that time, it was already dead of night, and Qin Yufan's attention was highly inattentive.
So I directly agreed to Liu Ziwei's friend request, but didn't pay attention to the screen name.
After that, Qin Yufan completely forgot about this matter, and the voice now, isn't that Liu Ziwei's?
Thinking of this, Qin Yufan was a little shocked.
He tentatively said to the phone: "You...are Liu Ziwei?"
On the other side of the phone, a voice came out: "Well... I am..."
Qin Yufan was a little embarrassed, he actually misunderstood that the campus belle of Bilan University was a big guy in women's clothes...
"Ha...haha... This kind of misunderstanding is really embarrassing! Are you right? Senior Colonel Liu?"
Liu Ziwei didn't mention the matter just now, and said directly to Qin Yufan: "I should be older than you, you can just call me Sister Liu, or just call me by my name."
Qin Yufan suddenly felt that Liu Ziwei was really gentle and gentle. If someone mistakenly thought that he was a person who likes to wear women's clothes, then Qin Yufan would definitely go back without hesitation...
However, Qin Yufan still asked about some things.
Otherwise, what should I do if I am taken advantage of for nothing?
Qin Yufan: "No, why is it sister Liu? How old are you?"
Liu Ziwei: "It's really strange that you ask about other people's ages like what Su Yu said."
Liu Ziwei: "But, it doesn't matter~ I'm 20 years old, how about you?"
Qin Yufan: "Well...I'm 20 too...what month are you?"
Liu Ziwei: "Huh? I was born in January, so you..."
Qin Yufan: "Wait! I am also January!"
Liu Ziwei: "..."
Qin Yufan: "School beauty, what's your January date?"
Liu Ziwei: "Eh... January 1st, it should be..."
Qin Yufan: "Hey! What a coincidence! I am also on January 1st!"
Liu Ziwei: "???"
Qin Yufan: "Also, I was born at 1 o'clock in the morning, so you should call me brother."
Qin Yufan secretly said that it was dangerous, after careful calculation, he was indeed older than Liu Ziwei!
"Quick, Brother Qin, Brother Qin, Brother Fan, Brother Fan, Brother Yufan, you choose one!"
On the other end of the phone, there was a thin laugh, which made people feel very comfortable.
Liu Ziwei: "Hehe~~Sorry, I was born at [-]:[-], please call me sister."
Qin Yufan: "I'll go, I'm going to lose Jingzhou if I'm so careless!"
Liu Ziwei: "What are you talking about? I'm even an hour older than you, so scream!"
Qin Yufan: "Ah~~"
Hearing this weird voice, Liu Ziwei's voice changed: "What are you doing?"
Qin Yufan: "You told me to call you~"
Liu Ziwei: "..."
Liu Ziwei: "Have you always been so naughty?"
(End of this chapter)
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