My super analysis system

Chapter 2 Analytical Systems
"Migrant workers, the soul of migrant workers, and migrant workers are masters!"

Bursts of buzzing noises aroused Zhou Fan, who was suffering from a splitting headache, and after reaching out for a long time, he finally found the restless cell phone.

"Hey!?"

"Zhou Fan! Where are you?! What good did you do last night?! You lost our company's big client? Your uncle! I tell you, you're fired! Fired! "

"Beep beep..."

Wang Jianguo's series of curses can be regarded as calling Zhou Fan's soul back. Listening to the busy tone of the mobile phone, Zhou Fan didn't know what was going on, but he saw 18 missed calls on the mobile phone, 20 unread WeChat messages, and 10:59 in the upper right corner.

"Fuck! What the hell did I do?"

Zhou Fan looked down and saw that he was sleeping in a hotel room, but his body was full of stench, his suit was filthy, and he felt dizzy when he moved again. .

Dragging his weak body away from the scene of the crime, he slowly pieced together all the memory fragments, but the story behind the fragments is unknown.

When I turned on the phone and missed the answer, there were Ma Jianming and Wang Jianguo inside.

In addition to the official account, the WeChat message contains Ma Jinming’s voice.

"Xiao Zhou, how was last night?"

"Xiao Zhou, did you drink too much? Why don't you come to work?"

"Fuck, Xiao Zhou, why did Mr. Liu complain to you?"

"Xiao Zhou??? Reply! The volcano has erupted!!!"

"?????"

Zhou Fan, who was still powerless at this moment, locked his mobile phone with his belly overwhelmed, looked at the eyes with a wry smile, and suddenly sat on the ground weakly and sobbed, and the dirty clothes couldn't stop his collapsed emotions.

Finally, after crying, Zhou Fan, who was beaten up, decided to get up and take a bath for himself. Of course, the smelly room also needs to be rectified.

After calling the front desk, a "ding dong" came from the room shortly after.

As soon as the cleaning aunt came in, she covered her nose, looked at the people and the bed, frowned and said, "I have to ask the manager for instructions."

Zhou Fan opened his mouth, and before he could speak, he saw the aunt back out.

"Yes! It's a bit difficult to do." Zhou Fan looked at the scroll of mountains and rivers in front of him, and it was true that most people didn't want to move it.

After a while, a woman with delicate features and skin like snow pushed the door in. The moment she entered, her brows were frowned, but these frowns and frowns could not conceal her beauty. If Zhou Fan rated her, this woman would definitely be on his own. The top three in life, 9.5 points are not too much.

"This..." Zhou Fan opened his mouth. He was a little embarrassed and was about to speak, but the beautiful woman opposite spoke first.

"Sir, this will be compensated according to the price." The woman has returned to work at this time, with a slight smile on her lips, "This will be deducted from your advance payment."

"Advance payment?" Zhou Fan was a little confused.

"It's the balance of the meal left by the husband who ate with you last night. We saw that you were drunk, so we checked you in." The woman answered eloquently, as if the charming smell in the room hadn't affected it at all.

"Oh... that's it, okay then." Zhou Fan nodded numbly.

"Sir, how about this, I will open another room for you, this room is really not suitable for staying, and I think you..." The woman gestured to Zhou Fan's clothes, "Did you not bring a change of clothes, why don't you give me a change of clothes?" I'll tell you the size, and I'll arrange for someone to buy a suit."

Zhou Fan looked at the woman in front of him in surprise, and asked in disbelief: "This is also possible?!"

The woman smiled and nodded.

Zhou Fan was no longer pretentious, and changed rooms with the woman. After taking a shower, the clothes had already been bought and put on the bed.

Zhou Fan, who was wrapped in a bath towel, still felt a lot of discomfort, sat on the bed and began to sort out the current situation.

The client screwed up, but at least the local tyrants have humanity, otherwise I'm afraid I'd be sleeping on the streets now.

The job was lost, and Ma Jianming's message came that the HR department had already issued a dismissal statement, and the terms were very simple and caused the company's major economic losses. It is estimated that there may be no results if it goes to arbitration.

It was Lao Ma who kept apologizing, but in fact Zhou Fan knew that he was the only one who was sincerely treating him well in the company he had stayed in for the longest time, so how could he blame him?
"Oh! Poor worker, I'm about to start looking for a job again."

"Cuckoo..."

Hunger makes people sober, don’t worry about it, let’s fill up the stomach first!
Glancing at the hotel’s ordering service, Zhou Fan was scared off by an egg fried rice priced at 58 yuan. After silently picking up a bucket of 10 yuan high-priced instant noodles, he stared at the 5 yuan egg for a long time, and finally made up his mind to get it. inside.

Boil water, put ingredients, instant noodles.

When the time is up, the aroma is overflowing. After being drunk, Zhou Fan likes to have a bowl of noodle soup the most. Master Kong can barely count it!

"5 yuan each! It's so fucking black." Zhou Fan ate his noodles, raised his other hand and looked at the country bumpkin.

With emotion on his mouth, "If I can make a marinated egg, I can make a lot of money!

"Analytics started."

"Start parsing hillbilly marinated eggs."

"Main ingredient: eggs."

"Accessories: star anise, cinnamon, bay leaves, cloves, dark soy sauce, cooking wine, salt, rock sugar."

"Acquired: Braised Egg, 0 Star, 100/[-]"

Zhou Fan heard the voice in his mind, and a picture appeared in the middle of his mind. In a pitch-black space, a bronze card suddenly lit up, on which was clearly written marinated eggs, and a shining star in the upper right corner , and 0/100 is prominently visible below.

The fork in his hand fell into the bowl together with the noodles, splashing the soup, but he remained indifferent.

"What the hell?!" Zhou Fan was dumbfounded.

"This system is not a ghost."

The voice appeared again.

"Beep..."

"Hello, lucky one."

"Fuck?!"

"I know you must be surprised at the moment, but I don't have much time, so I can only make a long story short."

"The human world will eventually face extinction, and each iteration will repeat itself."

"Maybe when you received our gift, we had already disappeared into the vast sea of ​​stars and turned into bits of dust."

"This system is a tool left by our entire civilization. It can help you analyze various items. I hope you can make good use of it and let your civilization grow to our level as soon as possible. I hope you can successfully escape the catastrophe."

"..." The noodles hung on his lips, but his mind was already shocked, and he pinched his little arm.

"It really hurts! It seems to be true!"

this?Zhou Fan had neither ecstasy nor fear, but only deep doubts about what was going on.

"Forget it! Don't care about him! According to the master of the starting point, this kind of system obtained out of thin air is generally very powerful, and I am overjoyed, right?! Hahaha!"

(End of this chapter)