Becoming a lawyer starts with raising a Xiezhi
Chapter 318
Chapter 318
Liu Hu started telling this legal joke in everyone's discourse.
I saw Liu Hu smiling and saying: "It is said that there was a man named Wang who was working on the construction site. Once he borrowed 2000 yuan from his coworker Liu. After a few days, he went to Liu's house to pay back the money. . After arriving at the place where Liu lived, he found that Liu was not there, only Liu’s wife Zhu was there. When Zhu heard someone coming, he got up from the bed and opened the door for Wang. Wang took a quick look and saw that Liu His wife, Zhu, is pretty..."
As soon as Liu Hu's words came to this point, Niu Zhao blushed and said, "You men know good looks."
After hearing this, Liu Hu hurriedly stopped laughing and said, "Miss Niu, don't worry, this is a legal story, and I haven't finished it yet."
Everyone continued to watch him talk.
"When Wang saw Zhu's good looks, he became lustful, but he didn't have the guts..."
As soon as I said this, Zhang Ping also called out: "Liu Hu, is what you're talking about a pornographic story? Why are you so lewd and bold?"
Liu Hu raised his hand and swore: "It's definitely not a pornographic joke, listen carefully."
Liu Hu paused for a moment and then continued: "Wang then joked that the girl is really beautiful, brother Liu went out alone and left you at home, he is also relieved?"
"After listening to Wang's words, Zhu's heart began to flutter. He took a look at Li and said, "He doesn't go home every day, and he knows to play alone all day long. I don't care about my business. You men like to ask questions. I don’t know where to find wild women. When Zhu said this, Li felt that there was something interesting, so he continued to tease, saying that the wild women outside are very expensive and cost a lot of money. Brother Zhu is really rich. Zhu heard the scolding He said, he has a lot of money, and the house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, so he doesn't even touch me now, leaving me alone in the empty room..."
"As soon as the words came to this point, Li felt that the opportunity had come, and hurriedly said, I have 2000 yuan, how about I help you..."
When Liu Hu's story came to this point, Zhang Ping, Niu Zhao and the others covered their ears and said, "Liu Hu, what are you talking about? Is this a joke? It's even more pornographic than pornographic jokes."
Hearing what they said, Liu Hu said anxiously: "This is really not a pornographic story, but a legal story, can you continue to listen to it? Don't just listen to me saying that looking for wild women is a pornographic story. If you want to tell it like this, then Many of the transcripts of robbery and rape cases cannot be read.”
When he said this, Meng Lang laughed and said, "I've heard this story before. Liu Hu, please continue to tell it. This is indeed a very good legal story."
After hearing what he said, Liu Hu hurriedly said, "Lao Lang still understands me, Lao Lang, should I continue talking?"
Meng Lang said: "We've finished talking here, let's continue."
Only then did Liu Hu continue: "As soon as the words came to this point, the two hit it off and had a relationship. After the relationship, Wang gave 2000 yuan to Zhu. Zhu was very happy to see her. The story goes Here, I want to ask everyone, what will Wang do when he goes back? I would like to ask everyone to talk about it first."
Seeing that Liu Hu had finished speaking, although there was a bit of a joke, but it was not too outrageous, Zhang Ping thought for a while and said: "Wang will definitely blame himself when he goes back, because he did an immoral thing."
After hearing this, Liu Hu laughed and said, "What self-blame? Since a man has done such a thing, why should he blame himself? And it's your wish, what's so immoral?"
Zhang Ping argued: "Isn't it immoral for him to hook up with other people's wives?"
After hearing this, Liu Hu asked the others if they had any other ideas without talking to her.
Mu Xurong said at this time: "I think he is going to surrender himself? This is obviously prostitution."
After hearing this, Liu Hu immediately said, "Xu Rong's words make some sense."
Mu Xurong laughed.
At this moment, Niu Zhao frowned and said, "Is this considered prostitution? It's a bit weird. Although he spent 2000 yuan, this woman didn't seem to ask him for money, right?"
Mu Xurong said: "Why didn't you want it? It's just that she acquiesced. Didn't Wang say that I have 2000 yuan here? They have reached a deal."
But Niu Zhao insisted: "I don't think so. This woman is looking for a man because she is alone in the vacant room. The two are considered to be in love with each other. Although it is a wild relationship, it can't be called prostitution, right?"
Liu Hu laughed again after hearing this, and asked, "Any other ideas?"
Qiu Xuanxiang said at this time: "Wang must have escaped and stole his wife. If Liu finds out, he will die."
"Old Ball, if you steal people, others will know? Liu's wife doesn't tell, Wang doesn't tell, who knows? On the contrary, once he runs away, he will be exposed." Liu Hu retorted.
Meng Lang sat there with a smile and said, "I know the answer, but I won't say it."
Liu Hu said with a smile: "Old Wolf, you have heard this story before, so don't tell everyone."
When Mu Haorong saw it, she said to Meng Lang in a sweet voice: "Meng Lang, please tell me. Let us listen. Liu Hu is making a fool of himself."
Seeing Mu Xurong's coquettish appearance, Niu Zhao and Tang Furong met with displeasure, Liu Hu immediately said: "If you can't guess what Wang will do, then I will reveal the answer."
When he said this, everyone immediately looked at him and listened to his answer.Liu Hu said: "After Wang went back, he called Liu and said that I returned the 2000 yuan to you and handed it over to your wife."
As soon as Liu Hu finished speaking, everyone was startled for a moment, and then burst out laughing, Wang would do such a thing!
Qiu Xuanxiang shouted: "I'll go, won't Liu ask his wife when he gets home?"
Liu Hu smiled and said, "It's just right for him to ask when he goes home. When he asks, does Zhu dare to say that he didn't receive it? Isn't she afraid that her husband will know that she has a relationship with Wang?"
"This Wang is too nasty, too sinister, right?" Everyone said.
Liu Hu said with a smile: "How dirty and insidious are people? Wang went to Liu's house to pay back the money, and he didn't say that the 2000 yuan was the consideration for his relationship with Zhu, he just said that I have 2000 yuan here. Yuan Qian, before the next sentence, Zhu agreed to have sex with him, and the next sentence is that the 2000 yuan was returned to Liu, and Wang did not deceive Zhu, right?"
"He also said that there was no deception. This is a big deception. Deliberately causing Zhu to have an illusion is worse than deception." Zhang Ping said.
Liu Hu said: "Illusions are illusions, not deceit. Well, the next question is, what does Wang's behavior constitute? Is the 2000 yuan returned to Liu?"
When Liu Hu asked such a question, everyone immediately fell into deep thought. This matter is indeed a bit interesting. If he didn’t return the money to Liu, he said that he returned the money to Zhu, which is considered to be returned to Liu, but But Zhu didn't know that the money was returned to her husband, which meant she suffered a dumb loss. What kind of behavior is this?
(End of this chapter)
Liu Hu started telling this legal joke in everyone's discourse.
I saw Liu Hu smiling and saying: "It is said that there was a man named Wang who was working on the construction site. Once he borrowed 2000 yuan from his coworker Liu. After a few days, he went to Liu's house to pay back the money. . After arriving at the place where Liu lived, he found that Liu was not there, only Liu’s wife Zhu was there. When Zhu heard someone coming, he got up from the bed and opened the door for Wang. Wang took a quick look and saw that Liu His wife, Zhu, is pretty..."
As soon as Liu Hu's words came to this point, Niu Zhao blushed and said, "You men know good looks."
After hearing this, Liu Hu hurriedly stopped laughing and said, "Miss Niu, don't worry, this is a legal story, and I haven't finished it yet."
Everyone continued to watch him talk.
"When Wang saw Zhu's good looks, he became lustful, but he didn't have the guts..."
As soon as I said this, Zhang Ping also called out: "Liu Hu, is what you're talking about a pornographic story? Why are you so lewd and bold?"
Liu Hu raised his hand and swore: "It's definitely not a pornographic joke, listen carefully."
Liu Hu paused for a moment and then continued: "Wang then joked that the girl is really beautiful, brother Liu went out alone and left you at home, he is also relieved?"
"After listening to Wang's words, Zhu's heart began to flutter. He took a look at Li and said, "He doesn't go home every day, and he knows to play alone all day long. I don't care about my business. You men like to ask questions. I don’t know where to find wild women. When Zhu said this, Li felt that there was something interesting, so he continued to tease, saying that the wild women outside are very expensive and cost a lot of money. Brother Zhu is really rich. Zhu heard the scolding He said, he has a lot of money, and the house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, so he doesn't even touch me now, leaving me alone in the empty room..."
"As soon as the words came to this point, Li felt that the opportunity had come, and hurriedly said, I have 2000 yuan, how about I help you..."
When Liu Hu's story came to this point, Zhang Ping, Niu Zhao and the others covered their ears and said, "Liu Hu, what are you talking about? Is this a joke? It's even more pornographic than pornographic jokes."
Hearing what they said, Liu Hu said anxiously: "This is really not a pornographic story, but a legal story, can you continue to listen to it? Don't just listen to me saying that looking for wild women is a pornographic story. If you want to tell it like this, then Many of the transcripts of robbery and rape cases cannot be read.”
When he said this, Meng Lang laughed and said, "I've heard this story before. Liu Hu, please continue to tell it. This is indeed a very good legal story."
After hearing what he said, Liu Hu hurriedly said, "Lao Lang still understands me, Lao Lang, should I continue talking?"
Meng Lang said: "We've finished talking here, let's continue."
Only then did Liu Hu continue: "As soon as the words came to this point, the two hit it off and had a relationship. After the relationship, Wang gave 2000 yuan to Zhu. Zhu was very happy to see her. The story goes Here, I want to ask everyone, what will Wang do when he goes back? I would like to ask everyone to talk about it first."
Seeing that Liu Hu had finished speaking, although there was a bit of a joke, but it was not too outrageous, Zhang Ping thought for a while and said: "Wang will definitely blame himself when he goes back, because he did an immoral thing."
After hearing this, Liu Hu laughed and said, "What self-blame? Since a man has done such a thing, why should he blame himself? And it's your wish, what's so immoral?"
Zhang Ping argued: "Isn't it immoral for him to hook up with other people's wives?"
After hearing this, Liu Hu asked the others if they had any other ideas without talking to her.
Mu Xurong said at this time: "I think he is going to surrender himself? This is obviously prostitution."
After hearing this, Liu Hu immediately said, "Xu Rong's words make some sense."
Mu Xurong laughed.
At this moment, Niu Zhao frowned and said, "Is this considered prostitution? It's a bit weird. Although he spent 2000 yuan, this woman didn't seem to ask him for money, right?"
Mu Xurong said: "Why didn't you want it? It's just that she acquiesced. Didn't Wang say that I have 2000 yuan here? They have reached a deal."
But Niu Zhao insisted: "I don't think so. This woman is looking for a man because she is alone in the vacant room. The two are considered to be in love with each other. Although it is a wild relationship, it can't be called prostitution, right?"
Liu Hu laughed again after hearing this, and asked, "Any other ideas?"
Qiu Xuanxiang said at this time: "Wang must have escaped and stole his wife. If Liu finds out, he will die."
"Old Ball, if you steal people, others will know? Liu's wife doesn't tell, Wang doesn't tell, who knows? On the contrary, once he runs away, he will be exposed." Liu Hu retorted.
Meng Lang sat there with a smile and said, "I know the answer, but I won't say it."
Liu Hu said with a smile: "Old Wolf, you have heard this story before, so don't tell everyone."
When Mu Haorong saw it, she said to Meng Lang in a sweet voice: "Meng Lang, please tell me. Let us listen. Liu Hu is making a fool of himself."
Seeing Mu Xurong's coquettish appearance, Niu Zhao and Tang Furong met with displeasure, Liu Hu immediately said: "If you can't guess what Wang will do, then I will reveal the answer."
When he said this, everyone immediately looked at him and listened to his answer.Liu Hu said: "After Wang went back, he called Liu and said that I returned the 2000 yuan to you and handed it over to your wife."
As soon as Liu Hu finished speaking, everyone was startled for a moment, and then burst out laughing, Wang would do such a thing!
Qiu Xuanxiang shouted: "I'll go, won't Liu ask his wife when he gets home?"
Liu Hu smiled and said, "It's just right for him to ask when he goes home. When he asks, does Zhu dare to say that he didn't receive it? Isn't she afraid that her husband will know that she has a relationship with Wang?"
"This Wang is too nasty, too sinister, right?" Everyone said.
Liu Hu said with a smile: "How dirty and insidious are people? Wang went to Liu's house to pay back the money, and he didn't say that the 2000 yuan was the consideration for his relationship with Zhu, he just said that I have 2000 yuan here. Yuan Qian, before the next sentence, Zhu agreed to have sex with him, and the next sentence is that the 2000 yuan was returned to Liu, and Wang did not deceive Zhu, right?"
"He also said that there was no deception. This is a big deception. Deliberately causing Zhu to have an illusion is worse than deception." Zhang Ping said.
Liu Hu said: "Illusions are illusions, not deceit. Well, the next question is, what does Wang's behavior constitute? Is the 2000 yuan returned to Liu?"
When Liu Hu asked such a question, everyone immediately fell into deep thought. This matter is indeed a bit interesting. If he didn’t return the money to Liu, he said that he returned the money to Zhu, which is considered to be returned to Liu, but But Zhu didn't know that the money was returned to her husband, which meant she suffered a dumb loss. What kind of behavior is this?
(End of this chapter)
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