I'm picking up trash in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Chapter 99 Funny
Chapter 99 Funny
The water friends cheered up one after another, they just wiped out a group of white-faced monkeys who insulted Xia Guo, and they were in high spirits.
Of course, these arrogant guys should be taught a good lesson.
"I listen to brother Feng!"
Damei looked serious, anyway, as long as she is with Lin Feng, winning or losing is no longer important.
"Me too!"
Tuanzi's fingers were already on the mouse, and the M4 in his hand was about to move, and it would be a bloodbath at worst.
Chen Yuxin also nodded, no matter what Lin Feng did, the three of them would accompany him.
"Then listen to the water friends."
Lin Feng stepped on the accelerator, and the jeep's horsepower was directly turned to the peak.
"Fight them!"
The engine roared, and the jeep flew out like a cannonball, and a figure flashed beside the Bounce and the sedan.
They began to shoot at the galloping Lin Feng and the others.
Chen Yuxin in the co-pilot fired back with a gun.
Lin Feng was driving with one hand, while holding the scorpion pistol in the other hand, and fired at the enemies on the driver's side.
After the new version is updated, the main driver can also use weapons, but only temporarily use pistols and the like.
But this also gives more operation opportunities and ways to play.
The scorpion pistol burst into flames, and the bullets inside burst out, forcing the enemy on the left back.
boom.
With a sudden crash, Lin Feng's car slammed into the rear of Bengbeng and the sedan.
Da da.
The four jumped out of the car at the same time, and there were two enemies on each side.
For a time, the muzzles of the eight guns were all in flames.
Bullets were flying in all directions, and blood shot out, very intensely.
puff puff.
Lin Feng attracted the firepower of two enemies by himself, the armor on his body was constantly losing blood, and the blood bar was also dropping rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Chen Yuxin held a hunk of men, without turning on the mirror, shot directly from the waist, pacing left and right, full of momentum.
The AK in Lin Feng's hand ran away, like a beast coming out of the cage, taking away one person, and quickly moved the muzzle of the gun to the second person.
It's just that he can't match two firepower with one gun.
The blood bar has dropped to freezing point soon.
In the end, it was difficult to carry and was brought down to the ground.
"It's over!"
Lin Feng took a deep breath: "Brothers, I tried my best."
bang bang.
Seeing Lin Feng being knocked down, Chen Yuxin's heart seemed to erupt like a little beast. The gun was aimed at the remaining one, and he half-shuttled, and greeted them all.
The enemy was knocked down, Chen Yuxin's nerves were tense, and he fired out the remaining bullets.
Make it up directly.
Reload, load.
Another enemy was also killed.
This is done to avoid future troubles.
But when she suddenly pointed the gun at Lin Feng.
"Hey Hey hey!"
Lin Feng was startled, this woman is going to make love to herself.
"I'm your teammate, look carefully, if you hit me, I'll be gone!"
Just as Chen Yuxin was about to shoot, she was suddenly brought back to her senses by Lin Feng's yelling, and only then did she notice that there was a team logo on Lin Feng's head.
She was too nervous. After all, she had very few chances to confront the enemy head-on. She would kill as much as she could, and she would never give the enemy a chance to get up.
Just because of this subconscious, he almost sent Lin Feng away.
On the other side, Damei and Tuantuan have worked very hard.
But after all, the marksmanship is limited, and after hitting an enemy, he is immediately brought down.
"Wait!"
"Can you not kill us?"
Dumb Girl turned on the mic and spoke in a stream of sewer English.
And blocked the way to the back with his body, trying to delay the enemy's time.
Lin Feng was knocked down and Chen Yuxin was saving them. They had to hold on as long as possible, otherwise the game would be over.
"Oh? It's a young lady. Where are you from? Your voice is pretty nice."
The speaker was also a foreigner with pure English, originally he planned to directly replace Damei and Tuantuan.
It's just the dumb girl's voice that attracted him.
I also forgot that there were two alive on the opposite side.
"I'm from Xia Kingdom, can my friend stop beating us, and finally play a game."
"I don't want to be eliminated so early."
Damei began to sell miserably, and it was obvious that this trick worked.
"Brother! Don't love me! NO eliminate ME!"
Tuantuan was also speaking beside him, but the English that was full of Xia Guo flavor was really a bit funny.
"Oh!"
"Two girls! Are you all from the Xia Kingdom? I heard that the women in your Xia Kingdom are very tender, is it true?"
The foreigner spoke in broken Chinese while supporting his fallen teammate.
I don't know where I learned it from, but it sounds very uncomfortable anyway.
Dumb girl frowned.
There seemed to be something wrong with the man's tone.
"I heard from a friend of mine that Xia Guo's women are very tender and have a good figure. As long as they are given money, they can sleep wherever they want."
"Are you like this?"
"I happen to have a Xia Guo WeChat account, do you want to add a contact information later?"
"If you send me a few photos, I won't kill you. I also want to see Xia Guo's girls."
The foreigner's words were obscene, and he and his remaining companion laughed happily.
This made Du Mei and Tuantuan two women's faces darken when they heard this.
The enemy's teammate was lifted up, and Lin Feng's side was also rescued, carefully carrying the first aid kit.
"wait for me."
Looking at the progress bar of the first aid kit, Lin Feng was ready to fight back at any time.
"Why didn't you speak?"
"Did you take off your clothes?"
The foreigner let out that rampant laughter again, and at the same time made a very obscene gesture in front of the fallen girl and Tuantuan.
That kind of crotch pushing action is basically understood by an adult.
Damei and Tuantuan gritted their teeth, never expecting to be insulted by this kind of person.
"court death!"
After finishing the first aid kit, Lin Feng rushed out carrying the AKM.
"FU*K! How dare you call me teammates!"
The two foreigners were startled, they forgot about the enemy, they didn't point their guns at Lin Feng, but at Damei and Tuantuan.
"do not come!"
The foreigner made a gesture, and first shot Damei in the head. The blood bar was almost gone, and it was still slowly falling.
"Put the gun away, or I'll replace your teammates!"
In their minds, Xia people are nothing but cowards who will surrender if they are frightened.
But they were wrong, because they met Lin Feng.
Lin Feng didn't talk nonsense to them, he just raised his hand and shot, and a bullet flew out of the gun.
[Probabilistic Critical Strike] Triggered!
Originally, an AK bullet is not enough to kill the enemy, but Lin Feng has the blessing of the system, and there is a probability to trigger a fatal blow.
A bullet entered the brain, emptying the health bar of one of the foreigners.
"Watt, what happened?"
Lin Feng fired the gun too fast, and he didn't give the foreigner a chance to react at all.
Even the fresh blood volume disappeared in that breath.
They didn't doubt it, because from their perspective and headset, Lin Feng's muzzle rang several times.
And not once.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the other directly raised his hand to shoot at Duanmei and Tuantuan.
Chen Yuxin came from the other side and caught the last guy in the middle.
(End of this chapter)
The water friends cheered up one after another, they just wiped out a group of white-faced monkeys who insulted Xia Guo, and they were in high spirits.
Of course, these arrogant guys should be taught a good lesson.
"I listen to brother Feng!"
Damei looked serious, anyway, as long as she is with Lin Feng, winning or losing is no longer important.
"Me too!"
Tuanzi's fingers were already on the mouse, and the M4 in his hand was about to move, and it would be a bloodbath at worst.
Chen Yuxin also nodded, no matter what Lin Feng did, the three of them would accompany him.
"Then listen to the water friends."
Lin Feng stepped on the accelerator, and the jeep's horsepower was directly turned to the peak.
"Fight them!"
The engine roared, and the jeep flew out like a cannonball, and a figure flashed beside the Bounce and the sedan.
They began to shoot at the galloping Lin Feng and the others.
Chen Yuxin in the co-pilot fired back with a gun.
Lin Feng was driving with one hand, while holding the scorpion pistol in the other hand, and fired at the enemies on the driver's side.
After the new version is updated, the main driver can also use weapons, but only temporarily use pistols and the like.
But this also gives more operation opportunities and ways to play.
The scorpion pistol burst into flames, and the bullets inside burst out, forcing the enemy on the left back.
boom.
With a sudden crash, Lin Feng's car slammed into the rear of Bengbeng and the sedan.
Da da.
The four jumped out of the car at the same time, and there were two enemies on each side.
For a time, the muzzles of the eight guns were all in flames.
Bullets were flying in all directions, and blood shot out, very intensely.
puff puff.
Lin Feng attracted the firepower of two enemies by himself, the armor on his body was constantly losing blood, and the blood bar was also dropping rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Chen Yuxin held a hunk of men, without turning on the mirror, shot directly from the waist, pacing left and right, full of momentum.
The AK in Lin Feng's hand ran away, like a beast coming out of the cage, taking away one person, and quickly moved the muzzle of the gun to the second person.
It's just that he can't match two firepower with one gun.
The blood bar has dropped to freezing point soon.
In the end, it was difficult to carry and was brought down to the ground.
"It's over!"
Lin Feng took a deep breath: "Brothers, I tried my best."
bang bang.
Seeing Lin Feng being knocked down, Chen Yuxin's heart seemed to erupt like a little beast. The gun was aimed at the remaining one, and he half-shuttled, and greeted them all.
The enemy was knocked down, Chen Yuxin's nerves were tense, and he fired out the remaining bullets.
Make it up directly.
Reload, load.
Another enemy was also killed.
This is done to avoid future troubles.
But when she suddenly pointed the gun at Lin Feng.
"Hey Hey hey!"
Lin Feng was startled, this woman is going to make love to herself.
"I'm your teammate, look carefully, if you hit me, I'll be gone!"
Just as Chen Yuxin was about to shoot, she was suddenly brought back to her senses by Lin Feng's yelling, and only then did she notice that there was a team logo on Lin Feng's head.
She was too nervous. After all, she had very few chances to confront the enemy head-on. She would kill as much as she could, and she would never give the enemy a chance to get up.
Just because of this subconscious, he almost sent Lin Feng away.
On the other side, Damei and Tuantuan have worked very hard.
But after all, the marksmanship is limited, and after hitting an enemy, he is immediately brought down.
"Wait!"
"Can you not kill us?"
Dumb Girl turned on the mic and spoke in a stream of sewer English.
And blocked the way to the back with his body, trying to delay the enemy's time.
Lin Feng was knocked down and Chen Yuxin was saving them. They had to hold on as long as possible, otherwise the game would be over.
"Oh? It's a young lady. Where are you from? Your voice is pretty nice."
The speaker was also a foreigner with pure English, originally he planned to directly replace Damei and Tuantuan.
It's just the dumb girl's voice that attracted him.
I also forgot that there were two alive on the opposite side.
"I'm from Xia Kingdom, can my friend stop beating us, and finally play a game."
"I don't want to be eliminated so early."
Damei began to sell miserably, and it was obvious that this trick worked.
"Brother! Don't love me! NO eliminate ME!"
Tuantuan was also speaking beside him, but the English that was full of Xia Guo flavor was really a bit funny.
"Oh!"
"Two girls! Are you all from the Xia Kingdom? I heard that the women in your Xia Kingdom are very tender, is it true?"
The foreigner spoke in broken Chinese while supporting his fallen teammate.
I don't know where I learned it from, but it sounds very uncomfortable anyway.
Dumb girl frowned.
There seemed to be something wrong with the man's tone.
"I heard from a friend of mine that Xia Guo's women are very tender and have a good figure. As long as they are given money, they can sleep wherever they want."
"Are you like this?"
"I happen to have a Xia Guo WeChat account, do you want to add a contact information later?"
"If you send me a few photos, I won't kill you. I also want to see Xia Guo's girls."
The foreigner's words were obscene, and he and his remaining companion laughed happily.
This made Du Mei and Tuantuan two women's faces darken when they heard this.
The enemy's teammate was lifted up, and Lin Feng's side was also rescued, carefully carrying the first aid kit.
"wait for me."
Looking at the progress bar of the first aid kit, Lin Feng was ready to fight back at any time.
"Why didn't you speak?"
"Did you take off your clothes?"
The foreigner let out that rampant laughter again, and at the same time made a very obscene gesture in front of the fallen girl and Tuantuan.
That kind of crotch pushing action is basically understood by an adult.
Damei and Tuantuan gritted their teeth, never expecting to be insulted by this kind of person.
"court death!"
After finishing the first aid kit, Lin Feng rushed out carrying the AKM.
"FU*K! How dare you call me teammates!"
The two foreigners were startled, they forgot about the enemy, they didn't point their guns at Lin Feng, but at Damei and Tuantuan.
"do not come!"
The foreigner made a gesture, and first shot Damei in the head. The blood bar was almost gone, and it was still slowly falling.
"Put the gun away, or I'll replace your teammates!"
In their minds, Xia people are nothing but cowards who will surrender if they are frightened.
But they were wrong, because they met Lin Feng.
Lin Feng didn't talk nonsense to them, he just raised his hand and shot, and a bullet flew out of the gun.
[Probabilistic Critical Strike] Triggered!
Originally, an AK bullet is not enough to kill the enemy, but Lin Feng has the blessing of the system, and there is a probability to trigger a fatal blow.
A bullet entered the brain, emptying the health bar of one of the foreigners.
"Watt, what happened?"
Lin Feng fired the gun too fast, and he didn't give the foreigner a chance to react at all.
Even the fresh blood volume disappeared in that breath.
They didn't doubt it, because from their perspective and headset, Lin Feng's muzzle rang several times.
And not once.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the other directly raised his hand to shoot at Duanmei and Tuantuan.
Chen Yuxin came from the other side and caught the last guy in the middle.
(End of this chapter)
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