The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 148 Pour a cappuccino for Xie Ye

(The previous chapter was killed, go into the fish nest to read)

Xie Milin was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly got up, put up his thumbs up and said seriously: "What am I talking about? Being a teacher is different! To tell you the truth, my ideal job when I was young was a teacher, but then I went astray. Yes. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely go to the Normal University and become a teacher of the people, burning for the students! Keep burning!"

Future slapped him into a spinning top: "You are also worthy of a cub?!"

Xie Milin covered his face, and said with an apologetic smile: "Not worthy, not worthy. Hehe, then you see, we have reached a consensus, don't be so nervous, we will be more than one friend in the future! Come on, let's laugh~"

Future kicked him into a herniated lumbar intervertebral disc: "Smile at your mother's portrait!"

Xie Milin fell to the ground, clutching his waist, almost crying, he was beaten for speaking bad things, and also beaten for saying good things, maybe this person has a tendency to violence, right? Such a person can also be a teacher? .
He groaned in pain and got up, not daring to play tricks anymore, and changed the subject: "Mr. Teacher, I would like to ask, how are you going to pay off the debt? Is it a bank card? Or a physical mortgage?"

Future touched the left pocket, took it out, then touched the right pocket, took out a 5 cent coin, and said, "Use cash, this is in my hand."

Xie Milin looked at the 5 cents and laughed angrily: "Aren't you here to make a living?"

"Who will work with you? I'm serious." Future moved a table over, and said flatly, "Go and get the poker, let's get some."

Xie Milin was stunned on the spot, he and his younger brothers looked at each other, and laughed in his heart for a moment: This teacher is really impatient, don't you know that Tie Shou Tang relied on thousands of dollars to make a fortune?

Of course, the future has said so, Xie Milin will definitely not refuse, this is his professional field, he was angry with punching and kicking just now, he wants to get them all back at the poker table!
After fetching the cards, Xie Milin sat down with his two younger brothers, and asked with a smile on his face, "Teacher, what do you want to play?"

Future: "Fight the Landlord, I don't know much about others. I am the landlord."

Xie Milin muttered, it was the first time he heard of playing Landlords here, of course, he didn't object, and started the game directly.

In the future, put 5 cents on the table and start drawing cards.

The rules of fighting landlords need not be stated. The future is the landlord, and there are three fighting him.

Xie Milin was out in the first game, and all the cards that were given to him were good cards, and he couldn't make it in the future. Seeing this guy's ugly face, he immediately felt a lot better.

When playing double cards, Xie Milin made a domineering bet when all the cards were played in the future: "To A!"

As a veteran of controlling Luan, memorizing cards is a basic skill. Xie Milin can figure out the cards in the opponent's hand based on the cards that have been discarded on the field, and the cards that the opponent can and cannot catch after a few rounds .

He has already done the calculation just now, and there are 3 cards left in his hand in the future, the biggest double card is a pair of kings, which is absolutely unaffordable in this round.

Thinking for a moment in the future, he played a card: "A 3."

"???" Xie Milin asked in a dazed manner with a question mark on his head, "I'm right, what do you mean by a 3?"

The corner of his eye was broken with a punch in the future: "Isn't 3 bigger than your 1+1? Your math was taught by a physical education teacher?"

Xie Milin pissed immediately after hearing this, co-author, you are playing with size comparison, right?
But what can be done, his fist is hard, Xie Milin can only admit his cowardice and swallow this bad breath.

In the future, take advantage of the trend and lose the pair K to win this game-the 5 cents doubled into 1 yuan.

In the second round, Xie Milin still played thousands, and the cards in his hand were too good to be true.

When playing double cards, the future throws two cards: "Pair A."

Xie Milin took the opportunity to slap a card: "A 3!"

In the future, he punched his front teeth with a backhand: "A piece of 3 is right? Can you play Fight the Landlord?!"

In this way, in the future, we will win this round by cheating - 1 yuan becomes 2 yuan.

In the following rounds, Xie Milin experienced the greatest despair in his life. In the future, all kinds of magical changes to the rules will be determined by him.

He managed to play a pair of king bombs, but he had to say "I am Jaime Lannister the Kingslayer", and then confiscated your king bomb with a snap. If you dare to refute, you will be served with an iron fist immediately. Reasoning? ? ?

After cheating until the end, the future felt bored, so he directly used his superpowers to get the best cards in his hand.

Playing around, seeing Xie Milin's expression as if he had eaten shit, Future comforted him and poured him a cup of coffee: "Pour Xie Ye a cup of cappuccino."

Xie Milin's cards were almost out. He glanced at the cards in Future's hand, and there were 17 cards left, and he laughed grinningly: Can you beat me with 17 cards?You beat me to Xie Milin with 17 cards today, me!when!field!Just eat this table!

A 17-card straight is played in the future: "Airplane."

Xie Milin rolled his eyes and fainted on the seat.

In the future, he fought with Xie Milin all night. With the combination of cheating and superpowers, he didn't lose a single game. He doubled the stud, and the 5 cents stake directly won 2000 million.

Future pushed forward the mountain of chips and stretched his waist: "OK, 2000 million, I paid off this debt for Su Xiaobai, is it all right?"

The faces of Xie Milin and everyone in Tieshoutang were so blue that they had already lost their consciousness.

With chapped lips, Xie Milin said hoarsely: "Teacher, you are so awesome, we are willing to bet and admit defeat."

In the future, he touched Xie Milin's hairless head, as if he was petting a dog's head, and said earnestly: "Xiao Xie, the teacher is giving you a lesson - the so-called gambling, ten bets and nine loses. Look at you, Lost 2000 million in one night, hurry up and go ashore while you are young, and find a solid job, your muscles are suitable for moving bricks on the construction site, how good is it to contribute to the infrastructure of the motherland?"

Xie Milin bowed his head and said, "The teacher is right."

Future stood up, glanced at his watch, and said flatly: "I should go, now that Su Xiaobai's debts have been paid off, you won't bother her anymore, will you?"

Xie Milin said submissively: "Of course, we won't go to her house again, and we will walk around when we see her in the future."

"That's good." The future waved his hand and left silently, "I'm leaving first, you must keep your word."

After the future left, Xie Milin stood where he was, his expression gradually becoming gloomy.

"I lied to you!..." The flattering look on Xie Milin's face disappeared in the blink of an eye, replaced by a ferocious look full of violence, and bloodthirsty gleams of anger and hatred shone in his eyes, gloomy He whispered, "Just wait! When I recover, I will take someone to Su Xiaobai's house, tie her back to Ling Chi and kill her, and make a video and send it to you! You are in pain and regret Live the rest of your life!"

"Coincidentally, I thought so too." Without warning, a sneer suddenly came from behind Xie Milin, with a piercing chill that penetrated deep into the bone marrow.

Xie Milin's body was shocked like an electric shock, and he looked behind him in horror.

I saw the future coming out of the shadows, and no one knew why he was there.

His cold eyes stared straight at Xie Milin, as if he was looking at a corpse.

(End of this chapter)