The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 153 Meow Treasure
The six-eyed boy is very bad. All he puts up are black photos of the future, either picking his nostrils or scratching his ass. He even uploaded the video of him scolding Xing Kang and redefining quantum mechanics.

In a blind date, the first impression is very important, and the woman will often click on the most intuitive video first to make a judgment.

In the future, this video will be full of fragrance, revealing the household registration of the local people in Zaan. Even if some girls are really interested in his conditions, the impression points will all become negative.

Hang up the homepage of Eternal Marriage, but the number of interested people is 0, and the future is unprecedented.

Facing the sneering gazes of his classmates, even for such a thick-skinned person in the future, he also felt hot on his face. He pointed to the "Number of friends: 1/1" on the system bar in the upper right corner, and said dryly: "This is not Is there anyone who has successfully hooked up with me?"

Liuyan clicked on the friend list and grinned: "Teacher, this is a robot."

Looking closely in the future, the other party's ID is "Little Assistant of Eternal Marriage". This is an NPC that every user will automatically follow each other. He almost died of anger when he saw it.

The six-eyed man smiled wickedly, clicked on the manual customer service, and quickly typed a line: Is your website a lie?I opened a premium VIP, why no woman likes me?
Soon, the customer service sent a reply: Hello, dear, Eternal Marriage is the largest real-life dating website in the country, and all users are real. It is recommended that you complete your personal information, and there will definitely be girls who are destined for you~
Before the future could stop him, Six Eyes sent the black photo of junior high school that he found from his QQ space on the first day of joining the future, and typed a line: I look like this, when will I be able to succeed in a blind date?

The customer service did not respond for most of the day, and it took a long time for a reply: Dear, I suggest you refund.

As soon as this remark came out, the whole class burst into laughter, laughing one by one, crying wildly, Jiang Yunhu pinched his nose on purpose, imitating the voice of a female customer service: "Dear~ I suggest you refund~ hahahahahaha!! !"

Future's face turned from white to red, from red to purple, and finally almost black, as gloomy as water. He secretly hooked his fingers and used super power to cut off the laptop circuit of the six eyes.

Seeing that the screen suddenly turned black, Liuyan pressed the keyboard in confusion: "Why is the screen of this broken computer black again???"

In the future, he walked up to the podium with a sullen face, slapped his palm on the table, and roared violently, "Let's go to class!!!"

"Teacher~Okay~"

After getting off work in the evening, I went to the food stall downstairs and bought a plate of egg fried rice for 5 yuan and a bowl of seaweed and egg drop soup for 1 yuan. I ate it alone.

The migrant worker brothers at the table next to him saw the future was too pitiful, so he bought some skewers of roast lamb for him, and told him to be strong and life would always be full of hope.

When I returned home after supper, I was exhausted physically and mentally in the future, so I went directly to the bathroom to take a shower, and prepared to go to bed early.

In the small living room, Meow was lying on the sofa, with a lollipop in his mouth, potato chips on his stomach, and a bottle of Fat House Happy Water next to him. He was boredly checking Weibo with his mobile phone.

Suddenly, the reminder of the WeChat video came.

Meow took out the lollipop in his mouth, sat up, clicked the accept button, and shouted sweetly: "Mom~"

On the other side of the screen is a middle-aged woman full of energy, the note is "Wang Huizhu", she is none other than the future mother.

"Hey! Meow! Ouch, I miss you so much!" Seeing Meow, Wang Huizhu moved closer to the camera with joy, eager to get out of the screen, and said dotingly, "Oh, my baby Meow Ah, why have you lost weight? Is it because the bastard in the future will starve you all day long and won't buy you food?"

Meow grinned and said, "Nothing~Maybe I've grown taller and lost weight just by looking at it~"

Wang Huizhu said anxiously: "No, no, you are growing up, you must eat more and supplement your nutrition! Come on, mom will transfer you 5000 yuan, and you can use it to buy delicious food!"

Meow was not polite, just accepted the transfer, and said coquettishly: "Thank you, mom~mua!"

Wang Huizhu is the future biological mother, and has no blood relationship with Meow.

But after taking in Miao in the future, he brought her back to her hometown to meet her parents.

For this soft and cute little girl, Wang Huizhu really likes her. He treats her directly as his own daughter, even closer than his own daughter, wishing to spoil her to the heavens.

In this way, Meow naturally integrated into the future family, and she also referred to Wang Huizhu as her mother, and the family did not distinguish between each other.

After taking a shower in the future, when he heard Wang Huizhu's voice, he trotted and squeezed to Meow's side. His big face occupied two-thirds of the screen, and he grinned and said, "Mom!"

Wang Huizhu clicked her tongue, and said impatiently: "In the future, you go away, don't block my video with Meow."

Future wants to cry but has no tears: "Mom, I am your own!"

"What is your own and not your own? So what about your own? Are you sensible?" Wang Huizhu kept tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tut, and began to criticize the future. Like a 70-year-old old man, is it shameful?"

Future smiled wryly: "I'm a bit sloppy at home, but it's normal outside. And your son is now a great teacher of the people!"

"You're still a teacher of the people? It's good not to mistake people's children!" Wang Huizhu said disgustedly, "I tell you, Erniu next door got a Ph. Why is your baby so promising?"

(Appeared! The child from the next door!) Future smiled awkwardly: "I just started working, and there will be room for promotion in the future, right, mom, so what. Just... I have no money recently, you Can you lend me a little?"

As soon as she heard the word borrowing money, Wang Huizhu immediately exploded with anger: "How old are you, how dare you ask your parents to borrow money?! Look at the Er Niu next door, they are ready to spend money to build a villa for the family! How about you? During the Chinese New Year last year, in our relatives group, you had the nerve to snatch red envelopes from your six or seven-year-old siblings! You can grab it as soon as you want, and you have to secretly use your super powers to make yourself the lucky king! Just do it, you won’t be reissued after grabbing the Lucky King, and you will leave the group after grabbing, you really have a face???”

Future touched his head and smiled apologetically, "I want something to eat."

Wang Huizhu suddenly lost her temper: "I'm really surprised, why is that person's super power in the movie so powerful, and it doesn't work for you at all? Last week, your dad and I went to the county town to watch it. In "Alliance of the Gratitude", the plastic man in it is the big boss of a medical company. Not only does he have his own building, but he is also worth nearly 1000 billion yuan! What about you? After graduation, you ask your family to borrow money, is it shameful?"

Future can't laugh or cry: "Mom, Plastic Man has superpowers, and superpowers are different from my superpowers."

"Huh?! And learned to talk back to you!" Wang Huizhu seemed to have been opened the floodgates of rage, starting from bedwetting at the age of 2 in the future, all the bad things in the growth process were counted one by one, without panting in the middle.

In front of his mother, Future Rao is the native place of Zu'an, so at this moment, he can only shrink back and be scolded, and shut himself up in place.

(End of this chapter)