The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 168

The other 32 children with cerebral palsy who handed in blank papers are too lazy to take care of them in the future. The 6 passing students in front of them, plus Su Xiaobai, are the basic board and must be protected!
He pulled out the Chinese answer sheets of these seven people, and after carefully browsing, he began to write notes seriously to help them review the problems that appeared in the papers and point out how to improve them.

It is said that there are 7 papers, but in fact only 6 papers have been annotated in the future.There is really nothing to approve of the sugar, and a total of 5 points will be deducted, so it will be a hammer.

In the future, if I take the test by myself, I may not get a score of 145.

After annotating the test papers, when Future was sorting out the lesson plans, a figure jumped up to him: "Hey!"

In the future, she turned her head and saw that it was none other than Alinia. She was wearing a refreshing sportswear, with sharp collarbones and sharp edges. After a month of outdoor sports, her wheat-colored skin had darkened a little, and she looked more energetic and mature. fruit.

Future said hello: "Hey, good afternoon, Teacher Alinia, what's the matter?"

Alinia moved a chair and sat down, hugging Future's shoulders generously, and said with a smirk: "I just heard that your monthly exam was fixed by the students in the class, and many people deliberately handed in blank papers." ?”

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Future immediately became angry: "Isn't that right, I just finished being scolded by Xing Kang, and this month's performance salary is gone."

Alenia was gearing up, looking ready to go: "How about it, do you want my sister to help you get back?"

The future froze for a moment: "What do you mean?"

Alinia leaned over to Future's ear, and said confidently, "Your class's physical education class in the afternoon, come and watch and see how I deal with these little bastards."

The future was suddenly dumbfounded: "Let's say goodbye, these bastards are really tricky, I'm afraid you can't play with them."

Alinia snorted: "What are you talking about! We Da Mao are invincible on the battlefield, and the same is true on the playground!"

(That's right, I forgot that you are a fighting nation.) After thinking about it in the future, he nodded and smiled and said, "Okay, then it's settled! I'll come to observe your demeanor this afternoon."

Alinia took out a small iron pot from her arms: "Comrade, vodka! Ton, ton, Ulla!"

In the afternoon, the outdoor playground.

The students in class 14 were standing staggeringly at this time, with impatient expressions on their faces.

Although it is already November, the autumn tiger is still there, coupled with the direct sunlight outdoors, it is very hot.

Girls have started wearing coats over their heads to protect themselves from the tan.

Lei Lie said dissatisfied: "It's so slow, what's the situation! Where's the teacher?"

Jiang Yunhu was also sweating from the heat: "I'm really convinced. It's been 5 minutes since class, and the teacher still hasn't come. Zhao Liang'an, go to the sports office and ask what's going on! If you don't come again, I'll go play basketball by myself."

"Okay." Zhao Liangan shrank his head and ran to the sports office.

But before he ran out, he ran back again.

Before Zhao Liang'an could speak, Jiang Yunhu kicked him to the ground and scolded, "Why are you coming back? Didn't I tell you to find a teacher!"

"Brother Hu, the teacher is already here, I saw it." Zhao Liang'an clutched his sore spot, and didn't dare to resist when he was beaten, with a cowardly look on his face.

"Stand up, stand up!" Jiang Yunhu patted his pants, showing a sinister smile, "I'll show you something fun later."

"Ah Hu, the future is here."

"It doesn't matter, I just want to rectify in front of him."

The two figures walked over side by side. In the future, they stood under the shade of the tree to watch. Ailonia came to the front of the team, picked up the spoon on her chest and blew on it, showing a sunny smile: "Good afternoon, classmates. Very happy! I'm sorry, I was delayed for a while just now, and the class starts now."

At this time, Jiang Yunhu took out a small box from his pocket. He glanced at the logo on the box, turned it around, and then ran to Alinia, smiling shyly and shyly: "The teacher is so I have worked hard for you for a long time, this is a small gift I prepared for you! I hope you like it~"

Alinia was very happy: "This is so unexpected! Thank you, can I open it now?"

Jiang Yunhu nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Of course, you can just take it apart."

"Okay, okay, let me see what's good."

Seeing that Ailonia was about to open the box, Jiang Yunhu had an imperceptible sneer on his face.

It's not good to scream in the future, he has already discovered the abnormality with his clairvoyant eyes.

This box is not an ordinary "gift". There is a small mechanism inside. As long as the box is opened, the mechanism will be triggered, and the pepper water hidden inside will be sprayed on the face!
The chili water was specially formulated by Jiang Yunhu. Spraying it into the eyes can not only make people cry, but it is also very difficult to wash, and it will leave a stench for several days after washing.

The future wanted to stop it, but she remembered what Alinia had told her before—she said that he just needs to watch from the side, and no matter what happens, she will handle all the situations.

Thinking of this, Mirai didn't make a sound, but he still secretly mobilized his superpowers. If Alinia accidentally missed, he would use superpowers to destroy the mechanism and protect her safety.

Just when Alinia was about to open the box and was baptized by the pepper water, she suddenly smiled mysteriously, and turned the box so that the front was facing Jiang Yunhu's face.

The smile on Jiang Yunhu's face froze.
"Bah!." After opening the box and triggering the mechanism, chili water sprayed Jiang Yunhu's face, and a lot of it was sprayed directly into the eyes.

"Ah!!!" Jiang Yunhu covered his face in pain, rolled and kicked on the ground, crying for his father and mother, tears and snot pouring out of his head, people who didn't know thought he was rushed by ten burly men.

"Ahu!" Lei Lie and Liuyan's two buddies hurriedly picked up the sports water bottle, and hurriedly poured water on Jiang Yunhu's face to help him wash off the pepper water.

(It turned out that she had already seen through.) The future can't laugh or cry.

Alinia squatted down with a naive smile, pretending to be surprised and said: "Oh, what's going on? Why is there something weird coming out of the box?!"

Jiang Yunhu kept wiping his face with his basketball uniform, his eyes were red, and he roared angrily: "You did it on purpose! You definitely did it on purpose!"

Alinia smiled badly, leaned over and patted Jiang Yunhu's head, as if petting a dog's head: "Yunhu Jiang, who told you to make a bad idea? I noticed just now that you are taking out this box When I opened the box, I specially adjusted its direction. At first I thought it was just an unintentional move, but before I opened the box, you sneered unconsciously, and I knew that the box was not right. Learn a little next time, don’t do it before you get it It's too early to be happy."

Alinia's explanation stunned everyone, how is this teacher's observation ability so strong!
The future is also embarrassing, Da Mao's fighting instinct is really extraordinary.

"My name is Jiang Yunhu, not Yunhu Jiang!" Jiang Yunhu wiped it off for a long time and finally wiped it clean. Although the pepper water in his eyes was flushed all over, the eyeballs were still bloodshot, as if he had pink eye disease, which was scary. He said viciously, "You wait, this matter is endless!"

(End of this chapter)