Reward a first-class Tomson building with the anti-routine blind date at the beginning

Chapter 71 [71] As long as you are a dick, then we are good friends!
puff! !

Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

At this moment, Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman, heard Yi Tian's forceful words. , the whole person is not well.

She immediately felt the deep malice of Yi Tian, ​​and the air was filled with pretense.

Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman, said that Yi Tian's forceful pretense is really too 6.

She swore she had never seen such a brazen and pretentious person.

This is too much to pretend, Yan Shishi said that she couldn't bear it at all.

If time could be turned back, she would have found a piece of tape to stick Yi Tian's mouth on.

You are so good at pretending, why don't you consider the feelings of a beautiful woman like yourself?

It's simply too much, it doesn't make sense.

"But why don't you hate it or disgust it?"

Yan Shishi, the big beauty, felt at ease immediately, and complained crazily about Yi Tian, ​​not bragging about it, but Yi Tian's pretending to be realistic really showed her off.

If it was other men who pretended to be so aggressive in front of Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman.

Yan Shishi absolutely wanted to beat the opponent up with her small fists.

And absolutely can't help nausea and vomiting, don't want to hate it.

As a goddess, a proud little swan, Yan Shishi would never allow a man to act so aggressively in front of her.

But now, Yan Shishi found that Yi Tian pretended to be like this in front of her, and she didn't even have the slightest disgust in her heart, on the contrary, she quite liked it.

This was really strange, and immediately filled her head with question marks, not knowing why she had become like this again.

Since Yi Tian came to her room, her whole person has changed again and again, becoming different from before.

But now, even the trait of abhorrence of men's pretentiousness has changed.

This immediately made Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman, feel very confused.

"Oh, I see, this is also the privilege of a male god."

After a while, Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman, thought of the answer when her eyes lit up.

She knew why she didn't feel disgusted or disgusted by Yi Tian's pretense.

Because Yi Tian is her male god, the reason is that simple.

At the same time, those water friends in Yan Shishi, the super beautiful woman's live broadcast room, also witnessed this wave of pretentiousness by Yi Tian.

None of them were good either.

They were all convinced by Yi Tian, ​​and they almost knelt down to Yi Tian. They never expected that Yi Tian could pretend so well, pretending to be so caught off guard, and pretending so that all of them would not want it.

Like that super beauty Yan Shishi, all the people in the live broadcast room said that they have never seen such a brazen and capable person like Yi Tian.

Simply, the first time he opened his mouth, he was pretending to be old-fashioned.

Suddenly, the barrage in Yan Shishi's live broadcast room boiled up again, flying like a blizzard.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, my mother. The landlord is so fucking, this wave of pretense is too fucking excessive. I, Ye Liangchen, have been pretending for 10 years, and I have never met any opponents, but Now, I feel that the results of my Liangchen's pretense for so many years are nothing compared to this wave of pretentiousness by the landlord, and Ye Liangchen will lose."

"Tch, it doesn't matter if you Ye Liangchen loses, I, Long Aotian, also lose. Grandma, I never expected that the landlord could be so good at pretending, and there is simply no way for anyone to survive. I, Long Aotian, always thought I am second in the world of pretense, and absolutely no one can be called first. But now that I see this wave of pretense from this awesome landlord, I know that I was wrong, a big mistake. When it comes to pretense, this landlord is called a pretense. Secondly, no one can be called number one, and I, Long Aotian, am just a younger brother compared to him."

"Made, my mother asked me why I knelt down to watch the live broadcast. There was no way. The landlord was so sneaky, my mother knelt down for him! It's fine for the landlord to be handsome, and he's still the landlord of Tangchen Yipin. , It’s fine if I’m the landlord, but I can pretend to be b. Is there still heaven? Is there still Wang Fa? Why do I have all the excellent b in me? It’s so powerful that Yidiandian can still give people a way to survive?”

"Pfft! Are you serious upstairs? Yidiandian is too beautiful. I have already prepared my 40-meter broadsword and found out that we are allies. But I still remind you to brag next time. Can you be more straightforward? It made me think that the landlord is only a little better than you. I almost feel jealous of you. But it’s okay, since it’s a million points, I can rest assured. As long as you are a dick, then we Just good friends."

"Fuck, who wants to be friends with a dick like you. I want to make friends with a friend like the landlord B. With such a friend, my temperament and grade can be improved by leaps and bounds."

"Pull you down, just because of your bad looks, the landlord's b is definitely not a bird to you, so don't think too much."

"Cut! Even if we can't be friends, I'll ask him for a piece of leg hair, and let him take me to pretend to be strong, and take me to fly. Is this okay?"

"Pfft!! Are you serious? The landlord has almost snatched away our goddess of poetry, and you still want to ask him for leg hair, and let him take you to pretend to take you away, you traitor , do you still have a conscience, does your conscience hurt? For someone like you, I just want to say 4 words, please take me with you!"

"Leg hair is my favorite too, count me in."

"Go to hell, the landlord is so good at pretending, you still dare to let him take it, begging for his leg hair, you are not afraid of him pretending to be a fake, you can report directly to Lord Yan."

"Cut! What do you know, what's the difference between being a person who doesn't pretend to be a man and a salted fish? If we can get the landlord's leg hair, we can not only feel his pretentious aura up close, but also learn a half way from him." , In the future, when you venture into the rivers and lakes, you will not pretend to be like a fish in water, and most importantly, you will be able to get in touch with the goddess of poetry at close range in the future, you know. Hehehe!!"

"Damn, you old bastards, the real goal is the goddess of poetry and poetry. Well, I lost. You are too beautiful."

"..."

Immediately, in Yan Shishi, the super beautiful woman's live broadcast room, the bullet screen was extremely lively, and a group of young people who were forced to play were very happy.

All kinds of painting styles emerge one after another, which ruins all three views and makes people dumbfounded.

And just when Yan Shishi, the water friend in the live broadcast room of the super beautiful woman, all kinds of madness vented her inner emotions with barrage.

Yi Tian finally returned to the sofa from the balcony to complete the b.

At this time, Yan Shishi, a super beautiful woman, couldn't help but give Yi Tian a blank look, and said quietly:
"Brother landlord, why is it over in just one minute?"

Yan Shishi, a super beauty, said this, but what she actually thought in her heart was this:
Why did you stop pretending so quickly, and continue pretending! !
Then she continued:
"It's not good to be so fast as a man!"

Yi Tian: "..."

(End of this chapter)