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Chapter 270
Chapter 270
"Senior brother Zhang, this is really unfair! There are 20 new disciples in our group, why should everyone else have already entered the outer door, and it's just the two of us who are still preparing? We also have two eyes and one mouth. , who is worse than whom?
"Hmph! That's all for the preparations. Why do we need the two of us to be coolies? When we were in the sect, we were also the favorites of the sky. We loved the food and drink hot food every day. We wanted to be models and models, and we wanted to be stars and stars. He's being praised everywhere...he's being treated like a hot chicken here!"
Two Xuanshuimen preparatory disciples were plowing the spiritual field full of resentment, one of them with yellow hair angrily threw away the hoe in his hand, sat down on the field ridge, and said to the other one wearing earrings: "No! Done! Paralyzed, I want to go back!"
Brother Zhang, the one with the earrings on, smiled wryly and persuaded: "Junior Brother Li, what was the reason we practiced martial arts in the sect before? Isn't it just to join the Taoist sect one day? Now that we have finally joined the Taoist sect, we just One step closer, if you give up halfway, you will regret it for the rest of your life in the future."
"Repent for life, regret for life! Anyway, I've had enough!" Junior Brother Li with yellow hair said angrily: "I thought it would be great to join the Taoist sect! You said that you can live forever, paralyzed and do hard work every day, and live 1000 years for 1 yuan. What about the year?
"Besides, there is no such thing as immortality at all! The head of our Xuanshuimen, Lan, is considered to be invincible, and he has only lived for three hundred years. He is the oldest person in the entire Xuanshuimen. He is about three hundred years old. What do you call immortality?"
"Isn't three hundred years old still?" Brother Zhang shook his head speechlessly: "It's God's blessing for ordinary people to live a hundred years old!"
"It is said that hundreds of years ago, especially before the Qing Dynasty, the lifespan of Taoists was much longer, often more than a thousand years.
"It's just that I don't know why I have entered the age of the end of the Dharma, so... Junior Brother Li, be careful, be careful..."
Brother Zhang knew that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly stopped. Brother Li couldn't help but rolled his eyes. The numbness is obviously because you mentioned "the end of the Dharma era". How can you tell me to be cautious?
The topic of the end of the Dharma era has always been a taboo among Taoists. When it comes to this topic, both of them are silent. Brother Zhang threw down the hoe in his hand, and walked to the woods by the field while saying to Brother Li: "You Think about it, I'll go to make it easier for you first."
Junior Brother Li didn't respond either. He just sat on the ridge of the field and thought about his thoughts. How? Every day is penance, how can it be like a mortal who has been sensual for a hundred years?"
After finishing speaking, Junior Brother Li jumped up and walked in the direction that Senior Brother Zhang was going: "Senior Brother Zhang, I have made up my mind, I will go to the personnel room to apply later, and my mother will force me to go back. I will fuck ten first." Eight virgins, these days have suffocated me! Damn..."
Junior Brother Li opened his eyes wide in shock, it only took a minute or two, and Senior Brother Zhang had already collapsed in a pool of blood.
There were still a few men in casual clothes standing next to Senior Brother Zhang's body. Junior Brother Li suddenly understood what was going on, and he immediately wanted to turn around and run away. Suddenly, a cold light flashed, and a flying knife embroidered with red silk had already pierced his throat. ...
Among the dense forests, red willows, green and fallen flowers are colorful, and the grass covered with colorful wild flowers is like a naturally formed tapestry.
A pair of men and women in Taoist robes are making love on the ground. . . .
"Senior brother Zhuge, ah, I, I want to enter the inner door, I have already missed an opportunity, hey, if I miss this time, it will be too late... You, you, if you don't want to help me, I, I will... I went to look for Senior Brother Sima, um, huh..."
The woman was panting delicately, but after she finished speaking, she found that there was no movement behind her. She was suspended in mid-air and couldn't help but twist her butt anxiously: "Senior brother Zhuge, what are you doing? Don't you want to help yourself?" woman?"
"Senior Brother Zhuge?" The woman didn't get a response, and she felt empty, Senior Brother Zhuge retreated, she was taken aback, she couldn't help being very annoyed, is this going to work?
Today is too fast!The woman looked back with desire and dissatisfaction, but her face turned pale with fright, and she saw that Brother Zhuge's head was gone, his neck was spurting blood, and what was on her butt was not what she imagined , but a little blood red!
"Hiss—" The woman gasped in fright, and suddenly felt a murderous aura coming from above her head. The woman hurriedly looked up, and saw a hundred points of cold light flashing from the sword in the hand of a person above her head, feet, and in the blink of an eye, the woman's body I was stabbed with countless blood holes...
On the beach by the sea, a fishing boat was trapped here, and the waves turned into chains made of water, locking the fishing boat so that it could not move even if the sea wind howled and the sails were fully stretched.
The bosses and sailors on the fishing boat were all kneeling on the deck, kowtowing "dongdongdong" like pounding garlic, begging bitterly: "Dear gods, please spare our little lives! We promise not to let this Things about Zuojima leaked out..."
Stupid mortals!From the moment you discovered this island, you were already doomed to die!
A blue-robed Taoist with a big beard had an indifferent smile on his face, and waved his hands to his two disciples: "You two, you can try out the [Water Snake Forbidden Method] newly passed on to you by my master. Master, let's see how the two of you brothers and sisters are progressing."
"Yes, master!" Of the two disciples, one was tall and thin, the other was short and fat. Although they were ordinary in appearance, they had good qualifications. How could someone who could be accepted as a disciple by the elders be an ordinary person?
The two of them stimulated their mana on the beach, one left and one right, and saw two waves slowly rising from the sea, each of which began to change its shape, one of them was very unstable when it changed into a snake shape, " Crash" one fell back into the sea, but the other one successfully turned into a huge water snake. The long body formed by the condensed sea water was as thick as a bucket, and the snake head with the size of a millstone opened its bloody mouth to swallow the people on board!
The bearded Taoist snorted coldly, and was about to say something, but suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and a water wave barrier suddenly appeared around him.The water wave barrier was born out of thin air without borrowing sea water, so it is extremely thin and completely transparent, but it has a defensive power beyond people's imagination.
After the three feathered arrows shot from nowhere hit the water wave barrier, they couldn't advance an inch, and finally fell to the ground exhausted.
"Who!" The bearded Taoist shouted angrily, but suddenly heard a scream from behind, he hurriedly looked back, only to see that the two disciples had already been murdered.
The short and fat one was directly wiped on the neck, and a thin man with a short dagger in his hand flashed past the short and fat disciple, and the short and fat disciple's neck sprayed blood like a fountain.
The tall and thin one had an iron chain tightly wrapped around his neck. The iron chain was several feet long and was being wrapped around his wrist by another strong man.Following the strong pull of the strong man, the tall and thin disciple immediately fell to the ground and was dragged over like a dead dog.
"Bastard!" the bearded Taoist snarled, and raised his sleeves, and suddenly there was a roar on the sea, and a stormy sea rose up.
The sea wave turned into a huge palm the size of a door leaf in mid-air, and with a "huh", it slapped towards the strong man holding the chain!
The burly man hurriedly wanted to dodge, but the tall and thin disciple was dying to send an assist, holding on to the iron chain to prevent the burly man from escaping.
Seeing that the huge palm transformed by the waves was about to hit the strong man, suddenly another giant-like strong man rushed over and blocked in front of the chained strong man.
"boom!"
The waves slammed heavily on the giant burly man, and the giant burly man spurted out a mouthful of blood, and was slammed into the beach abruptly, and the big wave hands were also torn to pieces.
The bearded Taoist opened and closed his hands at this time, and suddenly the sea roared like an overwhelming sea and rushed onto the beach, intending to trap the thin and small man.
The thin man was extremely fast, and was chased by the sea water and fled around, but the farther he was from the beach, the less powerful the sea water was, and he managed to escape into the woods in the end.
The bearded Taoist didn't bother to chase him, so he pointed his hand, and the sea roared and rushed towards the strong man in iron chains. The surging sea water seemed to have turned into a huge water snake, winding forward on the beach at an extremely fast speed. Surprisingly, the strong man with the iron chain was coiled up in a blink of an eye.
"Crack..."
The strong man in iron chains was strangled by this huge water snake, and his bones seemed to be shattered. Although the water snake gave him a fake feeling, the great oppression it brought was real.
The bearded Taoist clasped his big hand, strode over proudly, stood in front of the dying man in chains, and asked with a sneer, "Say! Who are you!"
"You're paralyzed..." The strong man in chains scolded through gritted teeth, and the bearded Taoist's face suddenly changed. How many years has he been scolded by anyone?
He clenched his fist hard, and suddenly the bones of the strong man with iron chains shattered with a "click". A cruel sneer appeared on the face of the bearded man, and his eyes widened suddenly. He looked in front of him in disbelief. A pair of thick and powerful hands hugged his waist firmly.
"Crack!" The bearded Taoist had already had his spine broken before he could save himself. The last thought in his mind was: paralysis!In the next life, you must remember that to kill someone, you must flog the corpse...
The gigantic, sand-covered man who had just got up from the ground opened his hands, and the bearded Taoist, who had been strangled from the middle, slowly fell to the beach, dying with regret.
(End of this chapter)
"Senior brother Zhang, this is really unfair! There are 20 new disciples in our group, why should everyone else have already entered the outer door, and it's just the two of us who are still preparing? We also have two eyes and one mouth. , who is worse than whom?
"Hmph! That's all for the preparations. Why do we need the two of us to be coolies? When we were in the sect, we were also the favorites of the sky. We loved the food and drink hot food every day. We wanted to be models and models, and we wanted to be stars and stars. He's being praised everywhere...he's being treated like a hot chicken here!"
Two Xuanshuimen preparatory disciples were plowing the spiritual field full of resentment, one of them with yellow hair angrily threw away the hoe in his hand, sat down on the field ridge, and said to the other one wearing earrings: "No! Done! Paralyzed, I want to go back!"
Brother Zhang, the one with the earrings on, smiled wryly and persuaded: "Junior Brother Li, what was the reason we practiced martial arts in the sect before? Isn't it just to join the Taoist sect one day? Now that we have finally joined the Taoist sect, we just One step closer, if you give up halfway, you will regret it for the rest of your life in the future."
"Repent for life, regret for life! Anyway, I've had enough!" Junior Brother Li with yellow hair said angrily: "I thought it would be great to join the Taoist sect! You said that you can live forever, paralyzed and do hard work every day, and live 1000 years for 1 yuan. What about the year?
"Besides, there is no such thing as immortality at all! The head of our Xuanshuimen, Lan, is considered to be invincible, and he has only lived for three hundred years. He is the oldest person in the entire Xuanshuimen. He is about three hundred years old. What do you call immortality?"
"Isn't three hundred years old still?" Brother Zhang shook his head speechlessly: "It's God's blessing for ordinary people to live a hundred years old!"
"It is said that hundreds of years ago, especially before the Qing Dynasty, the lifespan of Taoists was much longer, often more than a thousand years.
"It's just that I don't know why I have entered the age of the end of the Dharma, so... Junior Brother Li, be careful, be careful..."
Brother Zhang knew that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly stopped. Brother Li couldn't help but rolled his eyes. The numbness is obviously because you mentioned "the end of the Dharma era". How can you tell me to be cautious?
The topic of the end of the Dharma era has always been a taboo among Taoists. When it comes to this topic, both of them are silent. Brother Zhang threw down the hoe in his hand, and walked to the woods by the field while saying to Brother Li: "You Think about it, I'll go to make it easier for you first."
Junior Brother Li didn't respond either. He just sat on the ridge of the field and thought about his thoughts. How? Every day is penance, how can it be like a mortal who has been sensual for a hundred years?"
After finishing speaking, Junior Brother Li jumped up and walked in the direction that Senior Brother Zhang was going: "Senior Brother Zhang, I have made up my mind, I will go to the personnel room to apply later, and my mother will force me to go back. I will fuck ten first." Eight virgins, these days have suffocated me! Damn..."
Junior Brother Li opened his eyes wide in shock, it only took a minute or two, and Senior Brother Zhang had already collapsed in a pool of blood.
There were still a few men in casual clothes standing next to Senior Brother Zhang's body. Junior Brother Li suddenly understood what was going on, and he immediately wanted to turn around and run away. Suddenly, a cold light flashed, and a flying knife embroidered with red silk had already pierced his throat. ...
Among the dense forests, red willows, green and fallen flowers are colorful, and the grass covered with colorful wild flowers is like a naturally formed tapestry.
A pair of men and women in Taoist robes are making love on the ground. . . .
"Senior brother Zhuge, ah, I, I want to enter the inner door, I have already missed an opportunity, hey, if I miss this time, it will be too late... You, you, if you don't want to help me, I, I will... I went to look for Senior Brother Sima, um, huh..."
The woman was panting delicately, but after she finished speaking, she found that there was no movement behind her. She was suspended in mid-air and couldn't help but twist her butt anxiously: "Senior brother Zhuge, what are you doing? Don't you want to help yourself?" woman?"
"Senior Brother Zhuge?" The woman didn't get a response, and she felt empty, Senior Brother Zhuge retreated, she was taken aback, she couldn't help being very annoyed, is this going to work?
Today is too fast!The woman looked back with desire and dissatisfaction, but her face turned pale with fright, and she saw that Brother Zhuge's head was gone, his neck was spurting blood, and what was on her butt was not what she imagined , but a little blood red!
"Hiss—" The woman gasped in fright, and suddenly felt a murderous aura coming from above her head. The woman hurriedly looked up, and saw a hundred points of cold light flashing from the sword in the hand of a person above her head, feet, and in the blink of an eye, the woman's body I was stabbed with countless blood holes...
On the beach by the sea, a fishing boat was trapped here, and the waves turned into chains made of water, locking the fishing boat so that it could not move even if the sea wind howled and the sails were fully stretched.
The bosses and sailors on the fishing boat were all kneeling on the deck, kowtowing "dongdongdong" like pounding garlic, begging bitterly: "Dear gods, please spare our little lives! We promise not to let this Things about Zuojima leaked out..."
Stupid mortals!From the moment you discovered this island, you were already doomed to die!
A blue-robed Taoist with a big beard had an indifferent smile on his face, and waved his hands to his two disciples: "You two, you can try out the [Water Snake Forbidden Method] newly passed on to you by my master. Master, let's see how the two of you brothers and sisters are progressing."
"Yes, master!" Of the two disciples, one was tall and thin, the other was short and fat. Although they were ordinary in appearance, they had good qualifications. How could someone who could be accepted as a disciple by the elders be an ordinary person?
The two of them stimulated their mana on the beach, one left and one right, and saw two waves slowly rising from the sea, each of which began to change its shape, one of them was very unstable when it changed into a snake shape, " Crash" one fell back into the sea, but the other one successfully turned into a huge water snake. The long body formed by the condensed sea water was as thick as a bucket, and the snake head with the size of a millstone opened its bloody mouth to swallow the people on board!
The bearded Taoist snorted coldly, and was about to say something, but suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and a water wave barrier suddenly appeared around him.The water wave barrier was born out of thin air without borrowing sea water, so it is extremely thin and completely transparent, but it has a defensive power beyond people's imagination.
After the three feathered arrows shot from nowhere hit the water wave barrier, they couldn't advance an inch, and finally fell to the ground exhausted.
"Who!" The bearded Taoist shouted angrily, but suddenly heard a scream from behind, he hurriedly looked back, only to see that the two disciples had already been murdered.
The short and fat one was directly wiped on the neck, and a thin man with a short dagger in his hand flashed past the short and fat disciple, and the short and fat disciple's neck sprayed blood like a fountain.
The tall and thin one had an iron chain tightly wrapped around his neck. The iron chain was several feet long and was being wrapped around his wrist by another strong man.Following the strong pull of the strong man, the tall and thin disciple immediately fell to the ground and was dragged over like a dead dog.
"Bastard!" the bearded Taoist snarled, and raised his sleeves, and suddenly there was a roar on the sea, and a stormy sea rose up.
The sea wave turned into a huge palm the size of a door leaf in mid-air, and with a "huh", it slapped towards the strong man holding the chain!
The burly man hurriedly wanted to dodge, but the tall and thin disciple was dying to send an assist, holding on to the iron chain to prevent the burly man from escaping.
Seeing that the huge palm transformed by the waves was about to hit the strong man, suddenly another giant-like strong man rushed over and blocked in front of the chained strong man.
"boom!"
The waves slammed heavily on the giant burly man, and the giant burly man spurted out a mouthful of blood, and was slammed into the beach abruptly, and the big wave hands were also torn to pieces.
The bearded Taoist opened and closed his hands at this time, and suddenly the sea roared like an overwhelming sea and rushed onto the beach, intending to trap the thin and small man.
The thin man was extremely fast, and was chased by the sea water and fled around, but the farther he was from the beach, the less powerful the sea water was, and he managed to escape into the woods in the end.
The bearded Taoist didn't bother to chase him, so he pointed his hand, and the sea roared and rushed towards the strong man in iron chains. The surging sea water seemed to have turned into a huge water snake, winding forward on the beach at an extremely fast speed. Surprisingly, the strong man with the iron chain was coiled up in a blink of an eye.
"Crack..."
The strong man in iron chains was strangled by this huge water snake, and his bones seemed to be shattered. Although the water snake gave him a fake feeling, the great oppression it brought was real.
The bearded Taoist clasped his big hand, strode over proudly, stood in front of the dying man in chains, and asked with a sneer, "Say! Who are you!"
"You're paralyzed..." The strong man in chains scolded through gritted teeth, and the bearded Taoist's face suddenly changed. How many years has he been scolded by anyone?
He clenched his fist hard, and suddenly the bones of the strong man with iron chains shattered with a "click". A cruel sneer appeared on the face of the bearded man, and his eyes widened suddenly. He looked in front of him in disbelief. A pair of thick and powerful hands hugged his waist firmly.
"Crack!" The bearded Taoist had already had his spine broken before he could save himself. The last thought in his mind was: paralysis!In the next life, you must remember that to kill someone, you must flog the corpse...
The gigantic, sand-covered man who had just got up from the ground opened his hands, and the bearded Taoist, who had been strangled from the middle, slowly fell to the beach, dying with regret.
(End of this chapter)
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