my personal beauty president

Chapter 96
Bai Lan and Jiang Hanxue did not know when they quietly withdrew. Bei Long and Jiang Hai had also moved from the dining room to the living room. A plate of spiced peanuts and a plate of salted edamame were placed on the coffee table. , Watching the football game, chatting about the bloody past in the smoke and gunfire.

"You bastards I took with me at that time, you were the one who made me worry the least..." Jiang Hai played with Bian Er in his hand, full of emotion: "Every little thing, in your hands, you can definitely put it in your hands." The sky has been pierced, and I have to wipe your ass in the end!"

"Hehe, I told you, Old Jiang, why don't you call me wrong? Without the blood and sweat of us bastards, how could you go so fast?" Bei Long patted Jiang Hai's shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth, where the epaulets are worn : "When you first brought us, you were just a colonel, now? You are a golden bean!

"From the senior colonel to the general, this is a natural moat. How many people have been stuck here all their lives. You old man just wiped his butt and crossed it. There is a smooth road to the top!
"Lao Jiang, you are not yet fifty, right? With the Jiang family as the backing, when you retire, you will have three golden beans!

"That's three golden beans! How many people are there in China? What else are you dissatisfied with? You're still a good boy, right?"

"...What do you call being cheap and being obedient!" Jiang Hai was furious, poking Bei Long's shoulder blade with his finger between the cigarettes:
"Wipe your butt and step over it. It's easy for you to say it, but do you know how difficult it is to wipe your butt? Others' buttocks are smooth and slippery. Your butt is as full of thorns as durians!

"Do you still remember that time, there was a zombie outbreak in Rongcheng, which killed several people and caused a certain panic in the society. I sent you to cooperate with the local police to investigate the situation. What did you do?" Jiang Hai angrily said The tea table made a "slap" sound.

"Didn't I find out, it was a Maoshan Taoist fighting with several morticians. The mortician is also a waste. Several people can't do it alone. The corpse of the mortician lost control. Instead, the mortician was killed. Killed!"

Bei Long was also full of anger when he said it: "Fuck, that Maoshan Taoist is also an axis. It's not easy for him to drive away the morticians to earn some hard money. He abolished the spells of others, and he didn't drive the corpses himself. This is not occupying the latrine. Don't you shit?"

"Is this the reason why you killed Taoist Maoshan?" Jiang Hai stared at his eyes, which were red from drinking too much.

"Can this be my fault? I told him to stop, but he not only stopped, but even ordered the walking corpse to bite me!" Bei Long tilted his neck and suffocated a bottle of flat two, and piled the empty bottles on the coffee table: " I represent the military and the will of the country, if he dares to do something to me, if I don't kill him, he will be worthy of the country?"

"...You are happy, but do you know how much pressure Maoshan united with all the Taoist sects put on us, and how much we paid to smooth this matter?

"The one you killed was not an ordinary person, it was the young master of the [Maoshan faction]!" Jiang Hai had no choice but to grab a bottle of flat two pairs of mouths.

"Hey, it's all for you to get used to!" Peron curled his lips, and lit another big front door.

"And the cat-faced old lady in [Bingcheng]!" Jiang Hai glared at Bei Long: "I told you clearly, the cat-faced old lady is the wife of the head of [Gentlemen's Gate], and she went mad after practicing kung fu. Running around, if you restrain her and return her to the Junzimen, the Junzimen will naturally deal with her according to the rules of the gate.

"According to the rules of Junzimen, the cat-faced old lady is also dead. You are good enough to give her the Fa-rectification on the spot. Although they are all dead, the situation is different, you know? You are not destroying the country and the martial arts. Is the overall situation harmonious?"

"Fucking gentlemen! They're just a bunch of thieves! How dare you challenge the country just because you have inherited an ancient martial arts and light kung fu, and gained a place in the martial arts world?" : "Do you know why I killed her?
"At that time, she was eating the child raw! If I didn't kill him, we would still be called [Tiandaoying]? Our Tiandaoying is to do justice for the heavens. People like this kind of vicious and evil people, I killed her with a clear conscience." Lao Jiang, tell me, if it were you, would you kill me or not?"

"Nonsense! Of course!" Jiang Hai slapped the coffee table, and plates, chopsticks, wine bottles, and cigarette cases and lighters all bounced up half a foot high.

"Fucking gentlemen talk about the [Huaxia Wulin Autonomy Agreement] and cooperate with the Wulin Alliance to put pressure on us. Fuck, it's not enough to ignore them. What the hell..." Jiang Hai said while he was stuck, Pick up Bian Er and clink glasses with Bei Long: "The more you talk, the more useless you are! Drink!"

Bellon sighed, clinked a glass with him, and downed a bottle of flat two in one gulp.

Upstairs at the corner of the stairs, Jiang Hanxue secretly looked at the two people in the living room who were drinking hotly, and couldn't help worrying: "Mom, will something happen to them drinking like this, Dad is old after all..."

"Don't worry, they'll be fine, at most they're just drunk." Bai Lan glanced at her daughter with a smile, and sure enough, it's different after getting married.It's just that although she was asking about her father, in fact, she was most concerned about her husband...

"That's good... Mom, what are they talking about, Maoshan, corpses, cat-faced old ladies..." Jiang Hanxue said with a strange face: "It's okay for me, how old is Dad? , or a general who also likes to read online novels?"

"What is an online novel?" Bai Lan was stunned for a moment. Although she was the richest woman in China, she had never read an online novel.

"It's like "The Most Reincarnation" where the reincarnation of the third generation brought the rebirth of the memory city, and "The Most Tangmen" where the masters of the Tangmen ruled the future world, or "Xingheba" where a drop of blood from Mars, an ancient corpse of thousands of years, came to the world to disrupt the galaxy. "Blood"...they are all excellent!" Jiang Hanxue couldn't help but blush, remembering that although those books look exciting, they are all too evil, and my mother is too traditional at this age, I'm afraid I can't accept it... …

"Really? Then I'll go and have a look later." Bai Lan said with a smile, she had already memorized the titles of the books in her heart, and decided to take the time to read these books and learn about her daughter's current situation. There are multiple flavors.

Bei Long and Jiang Hai had already drank the ten bottles of Bian Er, and asked Sister Hua to drink two bottles of Wuliangye. Although Bei Long was mainly drinking, Jiang Hai could at least drink a catty of wine, even though his body was also tempered. After a while, you can't help but get drunk, not to mention that when they talk about the past, they will inevitably fall in love, and it is easier to get drunk when they are emotionally drinking, so by twelve o'clock, both Weng and his son-in-law have passed out on the sofa.

Bai Lan winked at Jiang Hanxue, it's time for our mother and son to show up!

Jiang Hanxue understood, and followed Bai Lan to the sofa in the living room. Bai Lan greeted Sister Hua, and the two worked together to carry Jiang Hai away.

Just as Jiang Hanxue stretched out her hand to help Bei Long, she didn't expect that Bei Long, who was lying on the sofa and drunk, suddenly grabbed her little hand with his backhand.

"Ah..." Jiang Hanxue was taken aback, but she saw that although Bei Long's face was flushed, his beautiful red phoenix eyes were shining brightly.

"You're not drunk, what are you pretending to be!" Jiang Hanxue waved his hand in shame, and he grabbed it when he couldn't shake it off.The two had lived together before. In fact, the general physical contact has long since lost the sense of repulsion, and it has even become natural for them to get used to it.

"It's been so many years since we've had a drink together, so I have to show Lao Jiang some face?" Bei Long smiled and took Jiang Hanxue's hand and stood up.

"Get out!" Jiang Hanxue's face was full of anger, and he pushed Beiron's chest hard with both hands, pushing him down on the sofa: "You can also call Lao Jiang?"

"Wife, I was wrong, don't call me Lao Jiang, can I call Dad the head office?" Bei Long was actually six or seven points drunk even if he wasn't drunk, but when he fell on the sofa, he fell down and lay down On the sofa, his eyes were closed, and he looked like he was sleeping here.

If it wasn't for Jiang Hai Bailan's hindrance, Jiang Hanxue really wanted to let him sleep on the sofa in the living room, anyway, it used to be like this when he was at home.

But now that both of them have received their certificates, if Jiang Hanxue let Bei Long sleep on the sofa, wouldn't Bai Lan reveal her secrets when she came to see her later?

"Get up, go back to the room with me if you want to sleep!" Jiang Hanxue grabbed Bei Long's arm with both hands angrily, trying to pull him up, but she didn't expect that all the strength of feeding was exhausted, and she didn't He was able to pull Bei Long up, but the slipper slipped under his feet, and he fell on Bei Long involuntarily.

Jiang Hanxue's eyes widened immediately, she fell straight enough, not to mention a pair of beautiful peaks being squeezed by Bei Long's chest muscles, and their mouths also happened to collide, causing Jiang Hanxue to feel the pain in front of her teeth. None of them belong to me anymore.

Bei Long is not feeling well either, his lips seem to have been cut, Xiao Xiao Bei was almost crushed by Jiang Hanxue, the pain caused him to change from "the red-faced Guan Gong fighting Changsha" to "the blue-faced Dou Erdun bandit Royal horse", but at this moment, suddenly the slippers of "piapia" slapped and left quickly.

Bei Long and Jiang Hanxue turned their heads instinctively at the same time, and saw the maid Hua Jie running away in a panic, as if she was heading towards Bai Lan's bedroom.

"It's all your fault!" Jiang Hanxue was so angry that she raised her fist and smashed it on Bei Long's chest: "Sister Hua must have told my mother..."

"What's the point? We're legal now!" Bei Longjun stretched out his hand to check the little brother's injury with his face contorted.

That's right... We are now a legal couple... Although Jiang Hanxue understood it, she was confused. She had never been married, and thought that the difference was just an extra certificate. Now she suddenly discovered that many things are different. It's not the same anymore.

Suddenly, she felt that Bei Long's big hand was going in the wrong direction, hurriedly pressed Bei Long's hand in shame and anger, and at the same time, without even thinking about it, she just hit her knee...

"hiss……"

(End of this chapter)