The most coquettish operating system in the city

Chapter 96 Down the Mountain (Second Update)

This,,,
In an instant, Han Yuyao's head was full of black lines. Perhaps only Wu Hao could think of such a coquettish move, right?
"Squeak!"

She was still speechless, and the flat-headed brother beside her suddenly screamed, and stared at the direction where the old man disappeared, with a look of regret!

That angry look, it seems that if Wu Hao doesn't coax him, he will die.

Looking at the little guy who was still raising his fist at him, Wu Hao couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "As for what?"

"Squeak!"

Brother Pingtou nodded heavily, and while nodding, he raised his fist and was about to beat Wu Hao.

Damn, this little guy really went against the teachings!

How dare anyone dare to fight back!
Seeing that Brother Pingtou's fist was about to land on his feet, Wu Hao smiled slightly and coughed lightly:
"Don't throw away the dried spicy strips. Peel off the outer skin and fry them in a frying pan. The children next door will cry~"

What the hell,

With a "puchi", even Han Yuyao couldn't help laughing.

Although the tricks are coquettish, but it doesn't work!

Sure enough, Brother Pingtou immediately changed his bossy attitude and began to nod and bow to Wu Hao.

I have to say, Brother Pingtou is really smart enough, not to mention the top-notch ability to steer the rudder according to the wind, and I don't know where I learned it from, so I started wagging my tail at Wu Hao.

Seeing it, Wu Hao couldn't help being a little speechless.

"Hey, don't bow your head, the crown will fall~"

Where is your pride?What about your indomitableness?
A few spicy sticks bought you off?Are you still that flat-headed brother who dares to hate the world?
After complaining here, Wu Hao couldn't help sighing softly: "Oh, as expected, I'm still too strong~"

Said, with an intoxicated expression on his face, Wu Hao turned his head: "Cough, Yaoyao, you say yes~"

But when she turned her head, she saw, um, Han Yuyao had already walked 20 meters away. . .

"I've seen someone who is narcissistic, but I've never seen someone who is so narcissistic!"

In fact, Han Yuyao couldn't take it anymore, okay?

Oh, the little girl has grown courageous, even I dare to criticize~
Facing Han Yuyao's angry gaze, Wu Hao was not angry, but suddenly smiled angrily:
"Stop, witch, give me a stick from my old grandson~"

wipe!
One sentence frightened Han Yuyao to the point where she turned pale and ran away~
Looking at the figure that was slithering so fast, Wu Hao stood still: "Oh, they are not opponents~"

Invincible, how lonely~
"Squeak~"

At this moment, Brother Pingtou in the distance called him twice.

When Wu Hao took a look, it turned out that this little guy had too many spicy strips, and he couldn't take them away at all!

Facing the pile of spicy strips, Brother Pingtou was so angry that he scratched his head and jumped up and down.

"Ahem, can't carry it anymore?"

"Squeak!"

Seeing Wu Hao approaching, Brother Pingtou immediately grabbed his hand.

"Ahem, it's all up to me~"

Facing this little guy asking for help, Wu Hao smiled slightly, and stretched his other hand behind him decisively.

Brother Pingtou couldn't help being overjoyed seeing this action.

At critical moments, Wu Hao is still very reliable~
"Let's go~"

Facing the happy little guy, Wu Hao smiled again, and then took out an emmmmm sack from behind!

wipe!
Seeing that the flat-headed brother was a little confused!

What about the more coquettish operation?
But for some reason, Wu Hao was still a little distracted at this moment, and he started to sigh while holding the sack:
"Oh, I wanted to knock that girl out, put it in a sack and run away~ But now,,,"

Brother Pingtou: "..."

"Huh? I don't know who the girl I'm talking about? Isn't she the one who warmed my bed?"

Brother Pingtou: "..."

The Pingtou brother is going crazy right now!
Damn, who cares about these things of yours!
I only have spicy sticks in my eyes!

Spicy strips!Spicy strips!Spicy strips!

Why don't you pretend quickly!

This is why Wu Hao's flirting must be stopped quickly!

With resentment in his eyes, Brother Pingtou immediately rolled on the ground twice.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious, if you say it again, I'll get out!

Watching its movements intently, Wu Hao chuckled and immediately gave it a look of "I understand"~
"No, no, we didn't have sex~"

After finishing speaking, while looking back towards the direction where Han Yuyao disappeared with disgusted eyes, he resolutely said again:
"That's right, I just despise her~"

The moment he finished speaking, Wu Hao just turned around, only to find that there was an extra face behind him.

Well, Han Yuyao's face~
This is embarrassing! ! !
"Hey, Yaoyao, when did you come? No, the little guy and I are talking about some life issues~"

Wu Hao, emmmmm, let’s talk and leave~
And finally, looking at Wu Hao who was about to slip away, Han Yuyao decisively chased after him:
"Your uncle! Stop!"

And looking at the two who ran away after a disagreement, and then at the pile of spicy sticks on the ground, Brother Pingtou looked dull.

This is so,,,
Your sister, help me!

However, in the end, Wu Hao came back to help Brother Ping Ri to clean up the mess.

After packing all the spicy strips, I greeted them, picked up the sack and went down the mountain decisively.

The mountain road is far away, with a big sack on his back, but Wu Hao looks like he's okay, he doesn't look tired at all.

"Hey, little guy, tell me the truth, how did you come out?"

During this trip to Shengdu, Brother Pingtou was not brought out at all, but he actually followed him here, and he had to accept it.

"Squeak~"

After Wu Hao asked, Brother Pingtou's expression suddenly became extremely exciting, waving his paws, and began to gesture to them.

what does this mean?
Seeing it dancing like it was drunk, Wu Hao and Han Yuyao couldn't help but stare.

Seeing that the two of them didn't understand, Brother Flathead had no choice but to dance wildly again.

But looking at the two of them again, the doubts on their faces became even more serious, right?
It seems that this cross-species communication is indeed very difficult!
But then, meeting the doubtful eyes of the two, Brother Pingtou gritted his teeth, as if he had made some decision, and then raised his paw and swiped it in front of his neck, holding his head in both hands as if discarding it, and then danced with all four limbs in a gesture of abandonment. He looked like a Hercules.

This,,,
It's obviously harder to understand than before!
But what I didn't expect was that Wu Hao and Han Yuyao immediately smiled knowingly when they saw this:

"So it's the big red bee~"

"Shit, you made such gestures earlier!"

In the eyes of Wu Hao and Han Yuyao, not only is this not difficult to understand, but it is so easy!
He picked up his head and threw it away, which means that the guy described by Brother Pingtou has no brains!
And the appearance of the Hercules shows that it is strong and strong!
Brainless?
After taking their seats, Wu Hao and Han Yuyao didn't even guess the others, but it could only be the Big Red Bee!

Well, the big red bee is ten miles away, but Wu Hao can't stop Wu Hao from wanting to blacken it. . .

(End of this chapter)