The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard
Chapter 194 Brother Takes You to Have Fun
Chapter 194 Brother Takes You to Have Fun
When Tang Hao and Zhou Junan walked out of this small restaurant shoulder to shoulder, Zhou Junan was already a little drunk, which made Tang Hao despise the drinking capacity of this old hooligan. ' class and 't' class exist.
To drink with him is to humiliate Lao Tzu, the title of the new wine king in the bar district of Jiangcheng!
Zhou Jun'an ignored Secretary Chen's presence, hooked Tang Hao, and laughed lasciviously: "Brother Tang, you took my brother to have fun all night in Anshan City, and now you come to Shencheng, and my brother also brought me Are you interested in going to have a good night?"
Hey, my brother is really generous this week!
Tang Hao's eyes lit up, and he said shyly, "Brother Zhou, I'm actually quite serious, where do you want to take me?"
"Of course, go to a 'serious' place! My brother will also let you taste the taste of a beautiful girl in Shanghai." Zhou Junan laughed.
Tang Hao giggled, "Oh, Brother Zhou, how can you be so mean? But since Brother Zhou is so interested, I can only be respectful rather than obedient to accompany you. Hurry up and lead the way!"
Secretary Chen stood aside, listening to the pair of hooligans utter such unsavory words in front of the public, her pretty face had already turned livid with anger, her fists were clenched together, and she glared fiercely at Zhou Jun'an.
Zhou Junan glanced at her, and said seriously: "Xinyi, you are off work, so go back first! Brother Tang and I still have business to do."
Tang Hao was dumbfounded, and gave Zhou a thumbs up in admiration.
Secretary Chen said bitterly: "Mr. Zhou, is it your business to find the beautiful girls in Shencheng?"
Zhou Jun'an hurriedly said: "Xinyi, where are you thinking, I just want to take brother Tang to meet my old friend."
"Hmph, your old friend who runs a chicken shop is not a good person." Secretary Chen was shaking with anger. As Zhou Junan's little lover and baby, although she said she didn't mind Zhou Junan looking for women outside, Zhou Junan Speaking so blatantly in front of her, she still felt uncomfortable.
"Chicken shop?" Tang Hao also cast an admiring look at Secretary Chen. Sure enough, they are not a family. They are so similar. If they don't get along, the man doesn't know how much harm he will do. Women, women don't know how many men they will harm.
Now that it's all right, the two of them have hooked up, and the degree of harm has been minimized.
Seeing her stubborn appearance, Zhou Jun'an suddenly felt that he was humiliated in front of brother Tang, and reprimanded him, "Xinyi, you are also a woman, how could you say 'chicken shop'? It’s a very creative term. Look at those aunts and aunts in the vegetable market who worry about selling a chicken all day long. They are great and worthy of respect. You can’t say such things in the future.”
Tang Hao's admiration for Brother Zhou at this moment is like a torrent of rivers, endless. To be able to say "chicken shop" is so noble. In all ages, apart from him, maybe only Brother Zhou has this ability.
Secretary Chen moved her mouth aggrieved. She knew Zhou Jun'an very well and was a person who wanted face very much. Zhou Jun'an would be angry because she didn't give him face in front of Tang Hao, and realized his fault, and said quickly: "President Zhou , both of you are drinking, I just want to drive for you."
What the hell!
Secretary Chen's words shocked Tang Hao beyond measure, and at the same time, he admired Brother Zhou's method of taming her. As Brother Zhou's woman, she could actually drive Brother Zhou to pick up girls?What about you, brother Zhou, I will worship you as a teacher later, how did you do it, I will learn from it in the future, let Xiao Qingqing drive me to pick up girls.
It's just that Zhou Jun'an didn't seem to appreciate her. Seeing her aggrieved look, his heart softened a lot, and he coughed, "Xinyi, Brother Tang's drinking capacity doesn't affect him at all. If he can drive, you can Don't worry, go back first!"
Tang Hao smiled and said hastily: "Yes, Secretary Chen, if a woman doesn't go to bed early, she will grow old very quickly. If you say you get old, Brother Zhou will be so distressed!"
Secretary Chen gave him a hard look, then looked at Zhou Jun'an, his eyes became gentle again: "President Zhou, I'll go back first."
"Go, go!" Zhou Junan waved his hand.
Secretary Chen reluctantly stopped a car and drove away.
After Secretary Chen left, Zhou Jun'an suddenly showed a lewd smile: "Brother Tang, get in the car quickly, I will take you to have fun."
"Hey, Brother Zhou, you are obviously the one who wants to take me there, so why do you feel that you are more excited than me?" Tang Hao was very helpless. Why does such a decent young man in society like Lao Tzu always meet such a dishonest old man? What about hooligans?First Brother Zhu, then Uncle Chen, then Brother Gao and Brother Wei, and now Brother Zhou, what the hell, they almost polluted my pure little heart.
Following Brother Zhou's instructions, Tang Hao drove all the way.
Zhou Junan leaned on the passenger seat, and after blowing the wind for a while, he felt a lot less drunk. He winked at him and said, "By the way, Brother Tang, do you still remember the woman who drugged me in Anshan City last time?"
"That woman? Remember? What's the matter?" Tang Hao wondered, this incident impressed him so deeply, how could he not remember it?
Zhou Jun'an said mysteriously, "Do you know that the medicine she gave me has any miraculous effect?"
Thinking of hearing the car shock between Brother Zhou and Secretary Chen that night, Tang Hao suddenly thought of what Brother Zhou said, and he quickly pretended to be stupid: "What kind of miraculous effect? Didn't it just let Brother Zhou go to the hospital , and then you are not allowed to have sex with women for a month?"
"Yeah!" Zhou Junnan slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "Let me tell you, I was very resistant to this doctor's advice at first, but no matter what, I endured it for a month, but guess what? , a month later, what did I find?"
"What?" Tang Hao continued to pretend to be stupid and curious.
Zhou Junan laughed loudly and said, "I found that my ability in that aspect has become stronger, and it lasts longer than before. It used to last for an hour, but now it can last for three to five hours."
"puff!"
Tang Hao almost thought of killing this old hooligan in one breath. He boasted that he was more dedicated than Lao Tzu. He clearly remembered that Brother Zhou's car shock last time was only half an hour at most, but he actually boasted that it took three to five hours. , How shameless.
"Really?" Tang Hao also quickly revealed a look of surprise, pretending not to believe it: "Brother Zhou, does this medicine really exist in this world?"
"My brother can still lie to you. My brother has already tested it himself, so he can't fake it!" Zhou Jun'an looked smug, as if he had discovered a new continent.
Tang Hao was very envious: "Brother Zhou, it seems that you got a blessing in disguise, congratulations, little brother!"
Zhou Junan laughed, and then shook his head regretfully: "I just don't know what kind of medicine that woman gave me? It actually has this effect. If I know, I can let my brother share it with you. If I have a chance to go to Ansan City next time, I will definitely ask her about it."
Tang Hao suppressed his smile, secretly happy in his heart, what the hell, it's a good thing that I was smart at the time and left half a box of this 'Menqiangwomen Kuaifang', otherwise I would really faint from crying.
Brother Zhou, I won’t share this half-box with you, I’ll leave it for one person to enjoy.
Thinking of this, Tang Hao slapped his head fiercely, what the hell, this medicine is still in the hotel, if I knew I was going to have fun tonight, I should have brought it out to try the effect.
(End of this chapter)
When Tang Hao and Zhou Junan walked out of this small restaurant shoulder to shoulder, Zhou Junan was already a little drunk, which made Tang Hao despise the drinking capacity of this old hooligan. ' class and 't' class exist.
To drink with him is to humiliate Lao Tzu, the title of the new wine king in the bar district of Jiangcheng!
Zhou Jun'an ignored Secretary Chen's presence, hooked Tang Hao, and laughed lasciviously: "Brother Tang, you took my brother to have fun all night in Anshan City, and now you come to Shencheng, and my brother also brought me Are you interested in going to have a good night?"
Hey, my brother is really generous this week!
Tang Hao's eyes lit up, and he said shyly, "Brother Zhou, I'm actually quite serious, where do you want to take me?"
"Of course, go to a 'serious' place! My brother will also let you taste the taste of a beautiful girl in Shanghai." Zhou Junan laughed.
Tang Hao giggled, "Oh, Brother Zhou, how can you be so mean? But since Brother Zhou is so interested, I can only be respectful rather than obedient to accompany you. Hurry up and lead the way!"
Secretary Chen stood aside, listening to the pair of hooligans utter such unsavory words in front of the public, her pretty face had already turned livid with anger, her fists were clenched together, and she glared fiercely at Zhou Jun'an.
Zhou Junan glanced at her, and said seriously: "Xinyi, you are off work, so go back first! Brother Tang and I still have business to do."
Tang Hao was dumbfounded, and gave Zhou a thumbs up in admiration.
Secretary Chen said bitterly: "Mr. Zhou, is it your business to find the beautiful girls in Shencheng?"
Zhou Jun'an hurriedly said: "Xinyi, where are you thinking, I just want to take brother Tang to meet my old friend."
"Hmph, your old friend who runs a chicken shop is not a good person." Secretary Chen was shaking with anger. As Zhou Junan's little lover and baby, although she said she didn't mind Zhou Junan looking for women outside, Zhou Junan Speaking so blatantly in front of her, she still felt uncomfortable.
"Chicken shop?" Tang Hao also cast an admiring look at Secretary Chen. Sure enough, they are not a family. They are so similar. If they don't get along, the man doesn't know how much harm he will do. Women, women don't know how many men they will harm.
Now that it's all right, the two of them have hooked up, and the degree of harm has been minimized.
Seeing her stubborn appearance, Zhou Jun'an suddenly felt that he was humiliated in front of brother Tang, and reprimanded him, "Xinyi, you are also a woman, how could you say 'chicken shop'? It’s a very creative term. Look at those aunts and aunts in the vegetable market who worry about selling a chicken all day long. They are great and worthy of respect. You can’t say such things in the future.”
Tang Hao's admiration for Brother Zhou at this moment is like a torrent of rivers, endless. To be able to say "chicken shop" is so noble. In all ages, apart from him, maybe only Brother Zhou has this ability.
Secretary Chen moved her mouth aggrieved. She knew Zhou Jun'an very well and was a person who wanted face very much. Zhou Jun'an would be angry because she didn't give him face in front of Tang Hao, and realized his fault, and said quickly: "President Zhou , both of you are drinking, I just want to drive for you."
What the hell!
Secretary Chen's words shocked Tang Hao beyond measure, and at the same time, he admired Brother Zhou's method of taming her. As Brother Zhou's woman, she could actually drive Brother Zhou to pick up girls?What about you, brother Zhou, I will worship you as a teacher later, how did you do it, I will learn from it in the future, let Xiao Qingqing drive me to pick up girls.
It's just that Zhou Jun'an didn't seem to appreciate her. Seeing her aggrieved look, his heart softened a lot, and he coughed, "Xinyi, Brother Tang's drinking capacity doesn't affect him at all. If he can drive, you can Don't worry, go back first!"
Tang Hao smiled and said hastily: "Yes, Secretary Chen, if a woman doesn't go to bed early, she will grow old very quickly. If you say you get old, Brother Zhou will be so distressed!"
Secretary Chen gave him a hard look, then looked at Zhou Jun'an, his eyes became gentle again: "President Zhou, I'll go back first."
"Go, go!" Zhou Junan waved his hand.
Secretary Chen reluctantly stopped a car and drove away.
After Secretary Chen left, Zhou Jun'an suddenly showed a lewd smile: "Brother Tang, get in the car quickly, I will take you to have fun."
"Hey, Brother Zhou, you are obviously the one who wants to take me there, so why do you feel that you are more excited than me?" Tang Hao was very helpless. Why does such a decent young man in society like Lao Tzu always meet such a dishonest old man? What about hooligans?First Brother Zhu, then Uncle Chen, then Brother Gao and Brother Wei, and now Brother Zhou, what the hell, they almost polluted my pure little heart.
Following Brother Zhou's instructions, Tang Hao drove all the way.
Zhou Junan leaned on the passenger seat, and after blowing the wind for a while, he felt a lot less drunk. He winked at him and said, "By the way, Brother Tang, do you still remember the woman who drugged me in Anshan City last time?"
"That woman? Remember? What's the matter?" Tang Hao wondered, this incident impressed him so deeply, how could he not remember it?
Zhou Jun'an said mysteriously, "Do you know that the medicine she gave me has any miraculous effect?"
Thinking of hearing the car shock between Brother Zhou and Secretary Chen that night, Tang Hao suddenly thought of what Brother Zhou said, and he quickly pretended to be stupid: "What kind of miraculous effect? Didn't it just let Brother Zhou go to the hospital , and then you are not allowed to have sex with women for a month?"
"Yeah!" Zhou Junnan slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "Let me tell you, I was very resistant to this doctor's advice at first, but no matter what, I endured it for a month, but guess what? , a month later, what did I find?"
"What?" Tang Hao continued to pretend to be stupid and curious.
Zhou Junan laughed loudly and said, "I found that my ability in that aspect has become stronger, and it lasts longer than before. It used to last for an hour, but now it can last for three to five hours."
"puff!"
Tang Hao almost thought of killing this old hooligan in one breath. He boasted that he was more dedicated than Lao Tzu. He clearly remembered that Brother Zhou's car shock last time was only half an hour at most, but he actually boasted that it took three to five hours. , How shameless.
"Really?" Tang Hao also quickly revealed a look of surprise, pretending not to believe it: "Brother Zhou, does this medicine really exist in this world?"
"My brother can still lie to you. My brother has already tested it himself, so he can't fake it!" Zhou Jun'an looked smug, as if he had discovered a new continent.
Tang Hao was very envious: "Brother Zhou, it seems that you got a blessing in disguise, congratulations, little brother!"
Zhou Junan laughed, and then shook his head regretfully: "I just don't know what kind of medicine that woman gave me? It actually has this effect. If I know, I can let my brother share it with you. If I have a chance to go to Ansan City next time, I will definitely ask her about it."
Tang Hao suppressed his smile, secretly happy in his heart, what the hell, it's a good thing that I was smart at the time and left half a box of this 'Menqiangwomen Kuaifang', otherwise I would really faint from crying.
Brother Zhou, I won’t share this half-box with you, I’ll leave it for one person to enjoy.
Thinking of this, Tang Hao slapped his head fiercely, what the hell, this medicine is still in the hotel, if I knew I was going to have fun tonight, I should have brought it out to try the effect.
(End of this chapter)
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