The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 5 The Landlord's Little Secret
"Lin Keer?"

Lin Ke'er spoke first, and Tang Hao stopped pretending to be serious, and said, "My name is Tang Dabang."

"Don Da Bang?"

Lin Ke'er covered her mouth and chuckled, "Your name is really weird."

"Really?" Tang Hao put down the newspaper and said solemnly: "I tell you, any woman who hears my name will be terrified. Aren't you afraid?"

"Is it that exaggerated?" Lin Ke'er thought about it: "Tang Dabang? It's nothing but a little weird? Why should I be afraid?"

Tang Hao said seriously: "Niannian, big stick, big stick."

"Big stick? Big stick?" Lin Ke'er had a cute look on her face, but she still had no idea after reading a few sentences, and hummed, "You can fool people, so there's nothing to be afraid of."

"Isn't it scary?" Tang Hao looked hurt: "The first reaction of any woman when she hears a big stick is fear. I never thought that I, Tang Dabang, who has been in the world for so many years, finally met you as a heroine today. What a shame! Let this big stick admire."

After finishing speaking, Tang Hao cupped his hands pretendingly, but he couldn't hold back the smile on his face anymore.

Seeing Tang Hao's nasty smile, Lin Ke'er finally understood the meaning of his words, her face turned as red as an apple, and she spat, "Dirty!"

Tang Hao didn't care about her contempt at all, he still smiled and said: "Nv Xia Lin, now you know how powerful I am? Are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid you're weird." Lin Ke'er pouted stubbornly, the blush on her face still lingering: "You did it on purpose, what a big stick, I don't believe it."

"Oh!" Tang Hao cupped his hands again: "Nvxia Lin is really a hero among women, it seems that you will believe it only if you show your trump card."

This time, Lin Ke'er learned a lot, and could easily understand the meaning of his words. After a soft 'pooh', she never dared to talk to him again. She felt that every word she said seemed to fall into the In his pit, he was used to tease him, so he had to turn his head and quiet down.

Seeing Lin Keer's sulking look, Tang Hao suddenly felt very comfortable. In the army before, he could only say these obscene and rascal words to the group of elders, which meant nothing at all. Sometimes he said If there is too much, I feel chilly. Now when I say these words to such a delicate little beauty, I feel that it is interesting to see her shy look.

It's still a comfortable world!

After a while, Tang Hao's food was served, followed by Lin Keer's. She ordered a plate of braised eggplant and a plate of dried tofu.

As soon as this man eats with a woman, especially a man with a full belly eating with a delicate beauty, the effect is immediately manifested. Tang Hao eats with a big grin, his mouth is full of oil, even drinking soup. Lin Ke'er is very particular about the voice. She eats a small bite of rice and vegetables, and eats like a lady. Hearing Tang Hao's eating voice, she just frowned.

Tang Hao's eyeballs rolled around, and while eating his rice, he kept looking at Lin Ke'er with a pair of thief eyes, and kept making "tsk tsk" sounds.

Lin Ke'er was very uncomfortable being stared at by him, and raised her eyebrows: "You eat as soon as you eat, why are you staring at me?"

"Why am I staring at you? I'm looking at steamed buns." Tang Hao said seriously.

"Steamed buns? How can there be steamed buns?" Lin Keer was taken aback.

"Yes, there are two big steamed buns, and I will eat two bowls less when I see them." Tang Hao chuckled.

Following his gaze, Lin Ke'er lowered her head and saw her bulging chest. Her face that had recovered was on fire, and she glared at him bitterly: "Dirty, can't you be serious?"

"I'm not called obscene, I'm called Dabang! Besides, I'm very serious, okay?" Tang Hao quickly corrected, still staring at 'Mantou' unscrupulously: "Nvxia Lin, you should have heard the words beautiful and delicious, right? ? When I saw such a steamed bun, I fully confirmed that the meaning of these four words is extremely correct."

"You..." Lin Ke'er was so angry that she wanted to throw her chopsticks over, but she knew she couldn't talk to him, and she would get angry when she heard him speak.

Seeing Lin Ke'er's gloomy appearance, unable to vent his anger, Tang Hao was overjoyed: Xiao Mian, dare to compete with Lao Tzu for the table, and Lao Tzu will just stare at you to see if you can still eat.

Just as Tang Hao thought, Lin Ke'er couldn't swallow the next meal anymore, and wanted to change the table but didn't want to admit defeat in front of this guy, so he had to endure it all the time, coping with it in small bites while using From the corner of the eye, she observed Tang Hao quietly, but this guy kept staring at her 'steamed buns' shamelessly, which made her very uncomfortable. After Tang Hao had eaten four big bowls of rice and cleaned up the two dishes, Lin Keer only ate half of her first bowl of rice.

Tang Hao, who was full after eating and drinking, wiped his mouth, looked at Lin Ke'er who was a little nervous, cupped his hands and laughed coquettishly, "Nvxia Lin, I'm going to leave after eating and drinking, let's come "Fang Chang, there will be a period later."

After Tang Hao paid the money and left in a cool manner, Lin Ke'er found out depressedly that her food had already been completely cold, and she couldn't eat any more.

I stomped my feet bitterly, and had no choice but to get up and go to the counter to pay.

The boss pushed back the money she handed over to him, then took a packed lunch box and handed it to her, and said with a smile: "Little girl, the boy who was at the same table with you just now has already paid the bill for you. He also said that your food was cold, so I ordered a special order for you."

"what……"

Lin Ke'er stared at her big cute eyes, her face full of disbelief.

Opening the lunch box, there are a few greasy chicken legs and red braised pork inside, still steaming.

Lin Ke'er walked out of the restaurant with her lunch box full of thoughts, and when she wanted to look for Tang Hao again, she couldn't find her.

Thinking of Tang Hao's not-so-handsome but masculine face, his sinister smile, and the few words he said before he left, Lin Ke'er felt his face heat up, and smiled. , suddenly snorted angrily and said: "Whoever will have a date with you in the future, you are a big villain, and you will bully others."

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Tang Dabang, who had nothing to do, wandered around all afternoon. Anyway, the work was done, so he was not in a hurry. He went to buy a shirt and a pair of shoes for himself, and returned to his small room slowly in the evening. nest.

He rents in a small private house on the third floor. There are only five or six tenants in this small private house including him. Four of them are two couples. The landlord is a couple in their forties. The landlord has a daughter who lives outside. University, I just rented here for more than three months, and I haven't seen the legendary daughter of the landlord's family.

This makes Tang Hao, who likes to be lively and talkative, feel very lonely living here. After all, among these tenants, the two couples who live on the second floor and have lived in the upper 30s should not expect to have common topics, but live with him. On the third floor is a 27-year-old man wearing glasses. This man rarely sees each other, and he doesn't like to talk. He looks sullen. Every time he sees Tang Hao, he feels very boring. .

Another one is a woman who lives with the landlord on the first floor. It is said that she is a people's teacher. Tang Hao has met him a few times.

Although living here is a bit lonely, after more than three months of observation, Tang Hao still found a lot of interesting things, for example, the landlady woman is a bit coquettish, usually when seeing Tang Hao and the man with glasses, he will give a sneak peek, intentionally or unintentionally. The landlady's face is not bad, but Tang Hao's body is a bit fat, which scares Tang Hao. Every time Tang Hao sees her, he thinks he saw the charter woman in "Kung Fu".

The most important thing is that this charter woman is a Hedong lion. Every time he hears her scolding her husband, Tang Hao will wake up from his dream.

The landlord man is naturally a typical strict wife. He is a nice person and likes to talk, but his face often has a timid expression. At first glance, it looks like a bandit running down Wulong Mountain.

Of course, Tang Hao's most...most...biggest achievement is that he once accidentally discovered that the landlord man was a voyeur. Sneaking under the window of the female teacher from the back of the house, peeking at the female teacher taking a bath, Tang Hao observed him for a few days afterwards, as long as the light in the female teacher's bathroom was turned on, this guy would sneak past the house.

(End of this chapter)