I fall in love with a super AI

Chapter 299
Short really drank a lot that night and was already unconscious when he got home.

He lay down on the sofa and breathed out directly.

Winnie and Ma Lu were waiting for Short while putting on a mask at home, but they didn't expect a drunk who was reeking of alcohol to come back. They looked at each other for a while, not knowing what to do.

This was probably the second time that Short had been drunk in front of them, and the two of them had already seen Short's wines before.

Wen Zui and Wu Zui are too drunk, Xiao Te definitely does not belong to the category of Wen Zui.

But this time he slept so sweetly, and from time to time he made sleepy lip smacking sounds, like a child sucking milk, elegant, and could almost be described as cute, if he didn't smell of alcohol all over his body.

The two beauties looked at the time. The mask could not be removed just after it was put on, and it was not easy to talk, so they could only lie on the sofa and waste time.

Not long after, Short turned over and said, "Plop!"Rolled from the sofa to the carpet, landing on the face, that was a solid!
Fortunately, the carpet is thickly woven from Turkey, which is quite strong, and it won't break him into a crooked melon.

He continued to sleep soundly...one leg was still on the sofa, and his whole body maintained a swooping posture.

It is hard work to watch.

Short didn't think so, sweetly.

At this time, Kong Yao appeared and spread his hands, looking helpless.

"I need to go to the toilet, I need to go to the toilet..." Short suddenly shouted with his eyes closed. He tried to stand up, but his legs felt like lead and were as stiff as two chopsticks.

One by one, Ma Lu and Winnie grabbed one of Short's arms, like dragging a dead dog, and they managed to settle Short down, making him sit on the sofa.

Xiaote opened his eyes and looked at Ma Lu, saying, "I don't know..."

Turning his head to look at Winnie again, he said, "I don't know..."

They're all wearing masks, and the drunk can't tell which is right.

"Who are you all? Why are you in my house?" Short said, feeling a little angry.

The two beauties still couldn't answer. Talking with the mask on will cause wrinkles, which means the mask is in vain and has the opposite effect. Therefore, you must not talk while wearing the mask.

Seeing that the two were not talking, Short looked straight ahead with drunken eyes, and saw Kong Yao standing with arms crossed, as if watching the excitement.

Being drunk like this, he still knows his family and Kong Yao.

"Help me to the toilet." An orderly tone.

Still drunk, Kong Yao is empty, how to help him?
"Go by yourself, how can I help you!" Kong Yao ignored him and immediately turned back.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Te persisted and insisted on asking her to help him, and said firmly, "You must help me, my leg can still work hard!"

They are all made up of 93 leapfrogs, which will reach the peak of muscle fatigue, which is indeed fatal.

"Hey, when you're so drunk, you still remember that there is a wrong and a debt..." Kong Yao wanted to laugh, but held back.

Ma Lu and Winnie were very curious, they gestured with gestures to ask why.

Kong Yao told the story of Xiao Te fighting rock-paper-scissors with bad intentions on the way to her appointment with Ma Yu, but she was defeated and punished to leapfrog.

The two beauties gave Kong Yao the thumbs up at the same time, thumbs up!

Short entered the drunken void again, turning a blind eye to everything in front of him, and still muttering to himself: "Help me to the toilet..."

Kong Yao had no choice but to tease him and say, "I can't do it..."

It's hilarious.

Suddenly, Short stood up with all his strength, and made a gesture to untie his front crotch and take out the thing to solve it on the spot...

The three exclaimed at the same time!

It might be decibels, Short trembled in fright, let go of his hands and couldn't stand still, and fell down again...

"It's better to help him to go, so that he doesn't stain the carpet." Kong Yao suggested to the two female companions.

Ma Lu and Winnie looked at each other and nodded.

I saw the two holding one of Short's arms, lifting him up and walking towards the bathroom...

Short also grumbled reluctantly: "I have a girlfriend, who are you? I have a girlfriend, who are you?"

It really makes people angry and laugh, but there is nothing they can do about it.

The two beauties had no choice but to close their eyes and support Xiao Te one by the other... By the way, his urination was really long, so that Xiao Te felt a little embarrassed after he finished peeing, and explained: "This beer is too much..."

Turning back again, it was time for the masks of the two beauties, and the two of them rushed to the bathroom... After taking off the masks, the two came to Xiao Te one by one, looking like they were looking for revenge. up...

How did Short know what was going on, he felt comfortable after urinating, closed his eyes and snored slightly, and fell asleep soundly again.

Ma Lu pinched Xiao Te's chin, and Winnie unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and poured most of it down for him. It turned out that it was not for revenge, but because he was afraid that he would wake up in the middle of the night and asked for water to drink, so I gave him in advance. Add water.

After completing such a large project, the two threw Short on the sofa and let him sleep. Of course, a blanket had to be put up for him.

"Damn! It's really cool for men to pee, and it can be done standing up!" Ma Lu defended the women.

Seeing that Winnie was noncommittal, Ma Lu was still unsatisfied, and said, "Do you think men are amazing, they are drunk like that, and they can still aim..."

"Ah!" Winnie blushed suddenly, and questioned, "How do you know, did you peek?"

"So what, if you don't look at it, don't look at it... Let's talk..." Ma Lu pretended to continue to communicate the scene she witnessed... This is the rhythm of full scale!
"Stop, stop..." Winnie said repeatedly, "Young girl's family is going to look like a young girl, just put it in your mind and don't need to say it."

"Okay...but..." Ma Lu still wanted to communicate, but swallowed the words again. After thinking about it, let's forget it. A man is a creature that really takes a lot of brains.

"Can I talk?" Kong Yao said after seeing that Ma Lu had completely calmed down, "Ma Yu asked Xiao Te to meet up tonight, but I didn't expect that he was helping him instead of blaming him, so Xiao Te would drink as soon as he released his emotions. It’s grown up, and there are so many superstars around, those are idols that are usually only seen on the screen..."

It was like this!
"Who are they?" Ma Lu became excited after hearing this. She was a complete fan of girls and had no specific preferences. Anyone who looked handsome would kill anyone. "Our idol... Hey, it seems that I don't have any idols that I'm particularly obsessed with, Vinnie, what about you?"

"Me?" Winnie smiled and shook her head, "Wu Yanzu counts as one."

"Can you guys have a good chat?" Kong Yao saw that the two female companions were completely indiscriminate, and they were talking like a little girl lying down. There was no point, only the opposite sex, and she couldn't get angry for a while, so she protested.

(End of this chapter)