I fall in love with a super AI

Chapter 31 Conversation on the way back

Short watched as Winnie walked into the building of her unit under the protection of the big black Rolls-Royce umbrella, carrying her skirt and stepping on water.

Kong Yao was displayed on the screen of her mobile phone, she gave a big thumbs up, and said to Short: "I really want to worship you, I want to give you a thumbs up!"

"Give me a thumbs up, you're good! I lost the link at the critical moment, and I almost played live broadcast!" Short still had a little fear, and couldn't help blaming this seemingly omnipotent but made him have to turn the tide and play heartbeat teammates.

Short started the car and drove towards the hotel.

"Not only did you brilliantly complete our team's first mission and win Winnie's trust, but you also brilliantly solved what I couldn't do, that is, successfully repaired the big bug of "Super Red Envelope"!" As Kong Yao said, twisting her waist, she danced and said, "Then I'll give you a dance to reward you!"

The queen of hot pants really lives up to her reputation, and her dance is extremely seductive.

While watching the dance, Short drove the car cautiously, and said, "Don't think that you can pass by with a sloppy eye. Since I have completed the task, the reward must be honored."

The reward that Short mentioned was what he had said before—the three of them shared the same bed!Him, Kong Yao, Ma Lu, one bed!

"Have you been suffocated these few days?" Kong Yao deliberately asked Short.

"It's not enough to hold back..." Short put on a stubborn attitude. "Willing to bet and admit defeat, when will the reward be cashed out?"

"I will cash it out tonight, but I want to remind you that your life will be even more difficult in the future!" Kong Yao deliberately made a frightened look. "Two beauties are with you, sleeping in the same bed, and you still can't take half a step across the thunder pool, isn't it scary?"

"What's there to be afraid of? You have the ability to transform from a mobile phone. If you can really become a human, I'm afraid!"

"Short, you're fine in everything, but you owe me!" Kong Yao stopped dancing, and the boss was unhappy. "Which pot do you really want to lift? Don't try to make up your mind on Ma Lu, I will never allow it!"

"Why don't we try it, you look at me and Ma Lu, and see if your heart hurts, if it hurts, it's jealousy, it's jealousy, you really successfully experience human emotions, and then you It’s a big step towards a real person! It’s wonderful to think about it!” Short said and said that he was excited, this scene is really wonderful, and he imagined it by himself. If life is like this, what more can I ask for?
"Short, you have another nosebleed!"

"Yeah, that's right." Short looked in the rearview mirror, sure enough!Quickly take a tissue and plug your nostrils. "I really can't rush this anger recently!"

"Don't try to deceive me, this is blatantly hurt, and you're still jealous!?"

This Kong Yao is not easy to shake, Xiao Te scratched his head.

"My database is so big that it's beyond your imagination. You can only experience the benefits of being my boyfriend now, and the excitement is yet to come! I can tell you a secret. According to the latest research results, sex , It’s just a joke made by God with human beings. The purpose is to make human beings have the motivation to reproduce offspring. ?"

"Think about it, for example, driving this car with more than 500 million yuan on the street and accepting all kinds of envious eyes from people would be very cool, but I disagree with your point of view. I think the more enjoyable thing is to stop and pull a car. Little sister, it will be even more enjoyable to do what you should do."

Kong Yao spoke and showed a clip of a movie - "Rhapsody" directed by Takeshi Kitano, a wretched uncle wants to have a car in order to attract girls, and then tries various things...

"You said, as an audience, where is your cool point?"

"Let me tell you, I can't enter it. How can I be so long-winded? I don't succeed every time, and I don't end up with beautiful women. Is there something wrong with it?"

"But this film is directed by the great director Takeshi Kitano. Although the score is not very high, his experimental nature lies in that it shows nakedly the process of people's efforts to pursue desire. This process is so He is like a god, telling people such a truth, but it is not preaching at all, he even plays a role in it himself, this is art, in a certain corner behind the matter, it is a bit like—— "

It was only then that Xiao Te realized that after such a long-winded talk, it turned out that Kong Yao was not just gagging with him, but teaching him a lesson!
"What reason do you want to explain? What is it like? Why don't you say it?" Short asked the answer directly.

"No, I'm just trying to make you understand, what's cool..."

"Cheer up? I'm OK! Of course I understand, otherwise how can I come out to mess around, isn't it just G~~ point, why don't you have to find this point, and find it with half the effort, omnipotent."

"That's right, it's like this. I didn't say it, you said it." Kong Yao looked innocent as to shirk responsibility.

"Hey, I said Kong Yao, do you really want to train me to be a writer?" Xiao Te didn't know why, and got a little rash.

"Whatever you think. But since we're talking about this, I have to remind you that the main reason why Winnie met you today is not because she found out that there is a problem with this "Super Red Envelope" update."

"It's five times a day! What's the problem?"

Sure enough, at the critical moment, Short exposed the characteristics of a big man, not delicate enough, and sloppy.But this is also very beneficial to Winnie's generosity and persuasion.She just took care of Xiao Te's face, did not clearly point out the problem, but discussed it, and unconsciously awakened Xiao Te, making him like Kitano Takeshi possessed at this moment.And Kong Yao was just reminding him to strengthen his consciousness.

"I'm telling you, Winnie must have discovered my shortcomings!"

"Fuck!" Short was startled and almost ran through a red light when he suddenly stopped. "What shortcoming? She found you?"

"No, she definitely can't imagine my existence, because it's beyond common sense. However, she can use her experience to find that there is a problem with my writing techniques—it's written like a machine!"

"That's a serious problem. But I didn't feel what she meant when I chatted with her today?"

"That's her taking care of your emotions."

"Then what should I do? You won't really ask me to do the update myself, will you?" Short was terrified. He just pretended to be a literary youth in order to pick up a girl, and practiced a novel with real knives and guns. It hurts to think about it!
"Of course not! But you need to participate, describe the direction of this book together, and provide ideas and designs. This is a job that AI cannot replace."

"Well, this is okay, I can try it."

"And..." Kong Yao said slowly, "Don't you think "Super Red Envelope" is really weird?"

"No way, Kong Yao!" Short protested.Of course he knew that updating this book was a joke from the beginning. It was a random event that Kong Yao, an AI, met him when he came across to prove himself. Why did it become strange? "Could it be that you really stepped on thunder?"

"It's possible! I calculated just now that the author of "Super Red Envelope" Zhang Xiaobao has a 99% probability of disappearance, and this is closely related to your recent experience!" Kong Yao said seriously.

(End of this chapter)