I fall in love with a super AI

Chapter 359 Drunken Tango

I don’t know if it’s the stamina of the alcohol or the cool wind blowing outside. Anyway, after leaving the Bund Oscar, Short found out that his legs were weak and he couldn’t walk in a straight line, and he still insisted on his own strength I'm not drunk, I have to follow the indicator line on the ground and walk straight to show the little flowers...

"I'm not drunk, how can I be drunk, straight line, see, perfect!"

Where is this straight line, it is clearly crooked and out of shape.

His shadow was stretched out under the illumination of street lamps. Generally speaking, drunk people are very lonely, and the shadow is the most vivid interpretation.

Only when the little flowers came forward to support him in turn, did the shadow have company, and he was not so lonely.

Several cycling enthusiasts happened to pass by, and seeing Short like this, they couldn't help slowing down, and some of them ran over to ask the little flowers if they needed help.

The little flowers waved their hands, thanking them for their kindness.

The riders walked away muttering and talking.

"This man is not simple, so many girls follow..."

Short couldn't hear what they were talking about, but he saw them turning their heads to look at him from time to time and muttering, getting drunk on alcohol, taking off their shoes and throwing them at the riders!

"Nimma, Wu lunatic!"

"Go, go, go..."

"It's blind to have so many girls, it's like opening a harem."

The riders ran away in a hurry, and Xiao Te, with one bare foot, looked like a fairy, still holding his neck and pulling his kung fu to prepare for a fight!
"He's drunk." Zong Lili looked at Xiao Te and asked the companions around him, "He was obviously fine just now, why did he suddenly get drunk?"

"Well, if there is no comparison, there will be no harm. If you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk..." Marnie said meaningfully.

Zong Lili looked at Marnie, then at Short, and nodded thoughtfully.

"Everyone has been drinking, so I can only find a substitute driver for this car." Ru Ya said, "But how can there be so many substitute drivers at this time..."

Also, at this point in time, even the driver is off work.

"Hey, it really is this buddy!" A substitute driver came over on a pulley, "Do you want a substitute driver?"

"Yes!"

"How many substitute drivers do you need?"

"Four."

"Then you wait, I'll call my colleagues back..." As he spoke, the surrogate driver took out his mobile phone and prepared to call, "I recognize this car, so I knew he had to drink too much..."

After a while, three surrogate drivers arrived one after another, and everyone was about to get into the car one after another. Xiao Te, who had been slumped on the ground and barely supported by Malu and Yuner, suddenly became excited. This is the enemy who came to provoke a fight!

"Chiliu!" He jumped up from the ground and jumped as high as half a person, startling everyone!
"Who is coming, tell me your name, the nameless ghost who is immortal under the sword of the Sajia..." Xiao Te seemed to be possessed by a storyteller, while he was talking, he was gesticulating, the reason why he didn't say that he was like a general, Because at this moment, he can't stand upright after drinking, and he doesn't have the demeanor of a general at all. If Winnie didn't run all the way to pick up the shoe for him, he would be even more embarrassed.

These surrogate drivers are more knowledgeable when they see drunks, and they quickly understand what kind of drunks this type of Short is, and they cooperate with each other...

"Brother, I'll call you brother, do you dare to agree?" A surrogate driver said with gestures similar to Short's.

The little flowers had never seen such a battle before, and they were all stunned for a moment, not knowing what to do.

"Huh?" Short was stunned, stood stupidly for a long time, and suddenly laughed... "Dude, stop kidding, you are my long-lost brother..." He walked over and held his hand !

"Xiao..." Ma Lu's fiery temper suddenly exploded!But before she could yell out the special words, the surrogate driver waved at her again and again, which meant that she was not allowed to speak.

Ma Lu fell silent.

"You don't understand. You have to use this method to deal with this type of drunk. This is empathy. Otherwise, you really can't get him into the car." .

The little flowers had no choice but to wait and see what happened.

Short grabbed the hand of the surrogate driver and chatted enthusiastically... The poor surrogate driver was able to cooperate with a smiling face at first, but it didn't take long for him to start giving winks to his colleagues with a mournful face... I can't stand it Wow!
"No, your car is a weird one, beyond our understanding." The driver said, standing up and preparing to help.

"What do you mean? Why are you swearing at people!" Ma Lu refused to let go, and began to question.

"Girl, don't get me wrong, that's just what I said, and I definitely don't mean to curse anyone. We are hired by you and use people's money to eliminate disasters for others. How can we scold people?" The substitute driver explained in a good-tempered manner. People who do business know how to reflect the value of their time.

Seeing the other party's sincere attitude, Ma Lu stopped talking and just watched silently.

"We have a lot of tricks, try another way, maybe it will work, don't worry." The substitute driver comforted, "He has excess energy, I will give him a boost right away, and I promise to let him get in the car obediently!"

After finishing speaking, the substitute driver walked over, squatted down like Xiao Te and that master, leaned over and said, "Dude, do you still know me?"

Short looked at him blankly, shaking his head.

"Asian dancer Nicholas Zhao Si!" The acting driver suddenly stood up excitedly, and even jumped twice with his waist twisted!

Short also stood up, grinned, and said, "What are you doing here?"

"I'll pick you up for the next game! Friends are waiting!" "Nicholas Zhao Si" didn't dare to stop, and said while twisting.

It’s also thanks to these experienced driving masters. Generally speaking, drunkards can’t distinguish human faces. The so-called “Nicholas Zhao Si” is also the experience summary of the driving masters, because this name sounds familiar and most people know it. For drunkards, familiarity is enough. As for whether they really have this friend, that is not something drunkards can judge, because drunkards have simply lost their basic judgment.

Ordinarily, drunks would get in the car obediently when they come here, because there is nothing that impresses drunks more than drinking, but not for Short!

"Don't think you, Nicholas Zhao Si, I can't beat you. Who is it in primary school, who is kicked by me like a football all day long? Now that the wings are hard and want to win me? You show me!" Short articulated suddenly unprecedentedly, It's done in one go, how is it like a drunkard?

After finishing speaking, he took two steps, and it looked like he was about to dance!

If it weren't for the fact that these two walks were really shaky, revealing the actual state of a drunkard, people who didn't know better would have thought that Short was sober.

"Tap, tap, tap..." Short beat the beat to himself, twisted twice and then sang, "Brave you, stand here with a thin but proud face, in this far away, no one is with you, only you Worry and loneliness, boring and small..."

(End of this chapter)