I really don't want to skip a grade
Chapter 207
Chapter 207
Li Lanshan thanked Xiao Dong with hopeful eyes and returned to the ward, Xiao Dong and Miao Xiaolong followed Li Ping to the nurse station, Li Ping asked Xiao Dong again in a low voice: "What kind of massage technique do you use? Can it really work on that Zhao Yuqing?"
"I also figured it out by myself, usually a massage for headaches and fatigue is very helpful." Xiao Dong continued to rub his trembling hands, "It should have a starting effect on Zhao Yuqing's illness."
"Sister Li, his massage techniques are very effective for stroke patients." Miao Xiaolong said on the side.
"Ah? Really?" Li Ping stared at Xiao Dong in surprise.
"How much it will help." Xiao Dong said, "By the way, sister, this is my classmate Miao Xiaolong. The stroke patient he mentioned just now is my aunt. She has a stroke and is now in the emergency hospital. In two days, she wants to be transferred to our internal medicine department. Come on, I want to live in a separate ward, sister, look..."
Miao Xiaolong next to him looked at Xiao Dong with hazy eyes: How did you call "Sister"? !
In two days, is this half-mature mistress going to become your own sister again?
Fuck, I thought my skin was already thick enough, and my mouth could be sweet at critical moments, but now it seems that my skin is not thick enough, I have to practice it hard, I have to learn how to use my mouth So many licking skills!
ah ah ah...
"Let me ask you a question."
Sure enough, Xiao Dong's "Sister" made Li Ping feel relieved, she immediately agreed readily, and then took out her mobile phone and walked aside to make a call.
After a while, she came over: "A patient in a separate ward will be discharged tomorrow, and there are quite a lot of people vying for it. If your aunt wants to stay, hurry up and come here tomorrow. I will keep it there for you. It will be difficult to deal with it if it is late." gone."
"Ah, thank you, sister. I'll ask my aunt to turn around tomorrow." Xiao Dong hurriedly said.
According to Meng Wanqing's condition, it is also possible to use an ambulance to transfer tomorrow.
Xiao Dong turned around and glanced at Miao Xiaolong, Miao Xiaolong understood, and hurried to the emergency center hospital, the cowhide was finally rounded, and he also let out a sigh of relief.
On Xiao Dong's side, the elder sister chatted briefly with Li Ping, and then went to find senior brother Zhu Shuqing and senior sister Zhang Fengying.
He came to Xiehe now mainly to follow them to copy medical records, make ward rounds, observe operations, and constantly familiarize himself with doctors' work and experience various diseases in these trivial tasks.
In addition to these trivial tasks, he is studying pathology. In terms of technology, he is still practicing suturing. Now when Professor Zhang takes him to the operation, he has been asked to participate in suturing many times.
This means that Professor Zhang has approved Xiao Dong's suturing, but Xiao Dong is still a little dissatisfied with his suturing skills. He plans to practice suturing for another month before starting to study and practice serious surgical skills.
Zhu Shuqing and Zhang Fengying are his role models in this regard. There are too many people in the hospital to compete for serious surgical equipment, so Zhu Shuqing and Zhang Fengying built simple equipment to practice surgical skills.
In fact, it is to get a box, and a scalpel is inserted into the box to peel the fruit.
The environment in the box uses a camera to connect to a laptop, watching the video inside the laptop to peel the fruit by hand.
Zhu Shuqing can already peel grapes, Zhang Fengying can only peel oranges, so she practices this whenever she has free time.
As soon as Xiao Dong came, she would hand over a lot of medical records to Xiao Dong, a new free laborer, to copy, trying to squeeze out the little surplus value left in Xiao Dong.
But today she couldn't squeeze Xiao Dong, because Xiao Dong's hands were shaking.
"What's wrong with your hand?"
Zhang Fengying stared at Xiao Dong's hands, which she had used many times.
"Allergic Syndrome Neurological Disorder." Xiao Dong said nonsense.
"What kind of disease is this?" Zhang Fengying asked with wide eyes, "No, what makes you allergic?"
The corner of Xiao Dong's mouth twitched, it was naturally the thick stack of medical records?
Hmph, I won't copy your medical records for you anymore, and we have basically passed the embarrassing period of the initial stage of being an auditor, so we don't need to be pressed down by you to lick you.
Of course, I can also copy some for you when you are bored. It depends on how you lick me.
"I don't really understand, Senior Sister." Xiao Dong said with a bitter face.
"No, you understand very well, junior brother, you have changed, you are no longer that well-behaved and obedient little junior brother, you think you don't need senior sister anymore~, but junior brother, you are wrong, there are still many things about senior sister that are worthy of your study Discuss, be obedient, this time your hands are shaking, next time you come, don’t shake your hands again~”
Zhang Fengying put her hands into her still thick long hair, stared at Xiao Dong and shook her head, with a persuasive look.
Xiao Dong silently shook his head in his heart: No, senior sister, there is really nothing worthy of my further study and discussion on you, and I have already studied and discussed what should be studied.
How to find the little secrets hidden in medical records and prescriptions?
How to communicate with patients?
Including how to mix a few bottles of glucose to replenish energy?
……
I have already learned all of these, so I will not continue to delve into it on you.
Xiao Dong said so in his heart, but looked at his senior sister with a bewildered smile on his face, and didn't say anything, haha, next time it's Wednesday, he will also shake his hands, because he will definitely give Meng Wanqing or Zhao Yuqing had a massage.
Speaking of which, he kind of reversed the difference between closeness and closeness when massaging these two people. Meng Wanqing was closer to him, and he charged her two thousand for an hour of massage. Zhao Yuqing had no relationship with him, but he gave her massage for nothing. , will not charge a penny.
Because Zhao Yuqing's family was too miserable, Niuniu was hit to death by a car, but the car ran away. Zhao Yuqing went crazy because of this, and she got a heart attack and needed bypass surgery. The family really had no money.
Xiao Dong met such a miserable family, so please help if you can.
Furthermore, Xiao Dong is now at the time to continue practicing his massage skills. Massaging patients with different conditions can be regarded as an extra practice.
He also doesn't lack Zhao Yuqing's reward, but in this way, his timeline has been straightened.
It's just that in this limited time, he still wants to do more things. For example, he also wants to find opportunities to actively massage Mr. Yang and ask him about mathematics and physics. Where does this time come from?
The answer can only be to optimize the combination of time again.
What kind of optimal combination method?
To put it bluntly, he was thick-skinned and skipped classes. He skipped as many classes as he could, such as Western aesthetics, geography in life, etc. that he was really not interested in.
In this way time is squeezed out like milk.
Senior sister Zhang Fengying, who was copying the medical records face to face and resentfully, sat and watched the pathology for more than an hour. Master Zhang Zhesheng called and summoned him to come over.
After Xiao Dong passed by, he found that Master Master had just performed an operation, but it should have been performed by a master who was older than him, and he was just an assistant because of grievances (otherwise, Professor Zhang would definitely call their disciples to come forward. I went to observe the operation), because I was so tired that I just heard my wife Li Ping talk about his disciple's magical and strange massage skills, so I asked him to come and give me a massage.
This is a good opportunity to lick. Xiao Dong hurriedly began to massage the master, from the arms, spine, lumbar spine to the head. After more than 40 minutes of massage, the massage made the master feel so comfortable that he hummed, yes The humming that could not be restrained made the other doctors in the same office stare curiously at the pair of master and apprentice.
It's just a massage with your hands. Is it really so comfortable?Do you need to hum so much?
But after the massage, Zhang Zhesheng opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Dongdao: "Your massage technique is also similar to the usual massage technique, um, the strength is stronger, the technique is more delicate, and it feels more comfortable, but it is also It’s just an ordinary massage technique, but how did I hear that you can still massage stroke patients and mental illness?”
Xiao Dong rolled his eyes when he heard this, you are just a little tired and not sick, do you need my magnetic field activated massage technique?It would be nice to give you a little bit of that meaning, isn't it too wasteful to do that for you?
Thinking of this in his heart, Xiao Dong said: "Master, you are just a little tired. It is not suitable to use that kind of massage technique. It may make you uncomfortable."
"Oh, you have other massage techniques, so I'll take a look next time you give someone else a massage." Zhang Zhesheng curiously said with some doubts.
When the other doctors heard it, they all looked like they had seen a ghost. The attending physician Han Dao said, "Massage can have some effect on the prognosis of stroke patients, and it can also be effective on mental illness? I really haven't heard of it!"
Xiao Dong slandered in his heart when he heard this: Han Xin, you are the god of war, not the god of medicine. How do you know that many lesions of madness are actually lesions in a person's biomagnetic field. I am half-versed in the way of biomagnetic field, so I can naturally detect this!
Zhao Yuqing's mental illness is obviously mainly due to the lesion of the biological magnetic field, which coincides with the treatment range of my magnetic field activation massage, so it can be cured naturally!
However, it is naturally inconvenient for Xiao Dong to tell this kind of "macro theory" to these old guys with high medical qualifications. Facing their doubts, he can only say to Zhang Zhesheng in a very low-key way: "No, I just use The massage technique temporarily appeases the mentally ill patient, where can we talk about treatment."
"That's reasonable." Zhang Zhesheng nodded, then stood up and stretched his waist again, "But your massage is really good, much better than that of serious massagers. I will give you more massages, so at least I have taken in a disciple like you, so I can enjoy your benefits to some extent."
When Zhang Zhesheng said this, he still looked at other people from the corner of his eyes, which meant: Look at my old Zhang's vision and good luck, I, Lao Zhang accepted the disciple that none of you were willing to accept, and now It can be used on top!Hey, I'm so envious of you guys!
Xiao Dong hurriedly said: "This is what it should be. From now on, I will massage you once, Master, when you come here. I will massage you again after you finish the operation. I will massage you again after you finish the ward check..."
Zhang Zhesheng quickly waved his hands and said, "That's not necessary, just come and give me a massage once."
I thought you licked too much, it made other people roll their eyes!
Xiao Dong thought hehe, he is not afraid of licking too much, but afraid of not licking enough.
After all, the other party is his very important and respected Master.
Jokes are also true. If you don’t want to be a licking dog in life, the biggest possibility is to be mediocre all your life.Still the same sentence, those who want face will lose face later, and those who are shameless will have face later.There is no way, a life that does not want to be licked is difficult to be brilliant.
(End of this chapter)
Li Lanshan thanked Xiao Dong with hopeful eyes and returned to the ward, Xiao Dong and Miao Xiaolong followed Li Ping to the nurse station, Li Ping asked Xiao Dong again in a low voice: "What kind of massage technique do you use? Can it really work on that Zhao Yuqing?"
"I also figured it out by myself, usually a massage for headaches and fatigue is very helpful." Xiao Dong continued to rub his trembling hands, "It should have a starting effect on Zhao Yuqing's illness."
"Sister Li, his massage techniques are very effective for stroke patients." Miao Xiaolong said on the side.
"Ah? Really?" Li Ping stared at Xiao Dong in surprise.
"How much it will help." Xiao Dong said, "By the way, sister, this is my classmate Miao Xiaolong. The stroke patient he mentioned just now is my aunt. She has a stroke and is now in the emergency hospital. In two days, she wants to be transferred to our internal medicine department. Come on, I want to live in a separate ward, sister, look..."
Miao Xiaolong next to him looked at Xiao Dong with hazy eyes: How did you call "Sister"? !
In two days, is this half-mature mistress going to become your own sister again?
Fuck, I thought my skin was already thick enough, and my mouth could be sweet at critical moments, but now it seems that my skin is not thick enough, I have to practice it hard, I have to learn how to use my mouth So many licking skills!
ah ah ah...
"Let me ask you a question."
Sure enough, Xiao Dong's "Sister" made Li Ping feel relieved, she immediately agreed readily, and then took out her mobile phone and walked aside to make a call.
After a while, she came over: "A patient in a separate ward will be discharged tomorrow, and there are quite a lot of people vying for it. If your aunt wants to stay, hurry up and come here tomorrow. I will keep it there for you. It will be difficult to deal with it if it is late." gone."
"Ah, thank you, sister. I'll ask my aunt to turn around tomorrow." Xiao Dong hurriedly said.
According to Meng Wanqing's condition, it is also possible to use an ambulance to transfer tomorrow.
Xiao Dong turned around and glanced at Miao Xiaolong, Miao Xiaolong understood, and hurried to the emergency center hospital, the cowhide was finally rounded, and he also let out a sigh of relief.
On Xiao Dong's side, the elder sister chatted briefly with Li Ping, and then went to find senior brother Zhu Shuqing and senior sister Zhang Fengying.
He came to Xiehe now mainly to follow them to copy medical records, make ward rounds, observe operations, and constantly familiarize himself with doctors' work and experience various diseases in these trivial tasks.
In addition to these trivial tasks, he is studying pathology. In terms of technology, he is still practicing suturing. Now when Professor Zhang takes him to the operation, he has been asked to participate in suturing many times.
This means that Professor Zhang has approved Xiao Dong's suturing, but Xiao Dong is still a little dissatisfied with his suturing skills. He plans to practice suturing for another month before starting to study and practice serious surgical skills.
Zhu Shuqing and Zhang Fengying are his role models in this regard. There are too many people in the hospital to compete for serious surgical equipment, so Zhu Shuqing and Zhang Fengying built simple equipment to practice surgical skills.
In fact, it is to get a box, and a scalpel is inserted into the box to peel the fruit.
The environment in the box uses a camera to connect to a laptop, watching the video inside the laptop to peel the fruit by hand.
Zhu Shuqing can already peel grapes, Zhang Fengying can only peel oranges, so she practices this whenever she has free time.
As soon as Xiao Dong came, she would hand over a lot of medical records to Xiao Dong, a new free laborer, to copy, trying to squeeze out the little surplus value left in Xiao Dong.
But today she couldn't squeeze Xiao Dong, because Xiao Dong's hands were shaking.
"What's wrong with your hand?"
Zhang Fengying stared at Xiao Dong's hands, which she had used many times.
"Allergic Syndrome Neurological Disorder." Xiao Dong said nonsense.
"What kind of disease is this?" Zhang Fengying asked with wide eyes, "No, what makes you allergic?"
The corner of Xiao Dong's mouth twitched, it was naturally the thick stack of medical records?
Hmph, I won't copy your medical records for you anymore, and we have basically passed the embarrassing period of the initial stage of being an auditor, so we don't need to be pressed down by you to lick you.
Of course, I can also copy some for you when you are bored. It depends on how you lick me.
"I don't really understand, Senior Sister." Xiao Dong said with a bitter face.
"No, you understand very well, junior brother, you have changed, you are no longer that well-behaved and obedient little junior brother, you think you don't need senior sister anymore~, but junior brother, you are wrong, there are still many things about senior sister that are worthy of your study Discuss, be obedient, this time your hands are shaking, next time you come, don’t shake your hands again~”
Zhang Fengying put her hands into her still thick long hair, stared at Xiao Dong and shook her head, with a persuasive look.
Xiao Dong silently shook his head in his heart: No, senior sister, there is really nothing worthy of my further study and discussion on you, and I have already studied and discussed what should be studied.
How to find the little secrets hidden in medical records and prescriptions?
How to communicate with patients?
Including how to mix a few bottles of glucose to replenish energy?
……
I have already learned all of these, so I will not continue to delve into it on you.
Xiao Dong said so in his heart, but looked at his senior sister with a bewildered smile on his face, and didn't say anything, haha, next time it's Wednesday, he will also shake his hands, because he will definitely give Meng Wanqing or Zhao Yuqing had a massage.
Speaking of which, he kind of reversed the difference between closeness and closeness when massaging these two people. Meng Wanqing was closer to him, and he charged her two thousand for an hour of massage. Zhao Yuqing had no relationship with him, but he gave her massage for nothing. , will not charge a penny.
Because Zhao Yuqing's family was too miserable, Niuniu was hit to death by a car, but the car ran away. Zhao Yuqing went crazy because of this, and she got a heart attack and needed bypass surgery. The family really had no money.
Xiao Dong met such a miserable family, so please help if you can.
Furthermore, Xiao Dong is now at the time to continue practicing his massage skills. Massaging patients with different conditions can be regarded as an extra practice.
He also doesn't lack Zhao Yuqing's reward, but in this way, his timeline has been straightened.
It's just that in this limited time, he still wants to do more things. For example, he also wants to find opportunities to actively massage Mr. Yang and ask him about mathematics and physics. Where does this time come from?
The answer can only be to optimize the combination of time again.
What kind of optimal combination method?
To put it bluntly, he was thick-skinned and skipped classes. He skipped as many classes as he could, such as Western aesthetics, geography in life, etc. that he was really not interested in.
In this way time is squeezed out like milk.
Senior sister Zhang Fengying, who was copying the medical records face to face and resentfully, sat and watched the pathology for more than an hour. Master Zhang Zhesheng called and summoned him to come over.
After Xiao Dong passed by, he found that Master Master had just performed an operation, but it should have been performed by a master who was older than him, and he was just an assistant because of grievances (otherwise, Professor Zhang would definitely call their disciples to come forward. I went to observe the operation), because I was so tired that I just heard my wife Li Ping talk about his disciple's magical and strange massage skills, so I asked him to come and give me a massage.
This is a good opportunity to lick. Xiao Dong hurriedly began to massage the master, from the arms, spine, lumbar spine to the head. After more than 40 minutes of massage, the massage made the master feel so comfortable that he hummed, yes The humming that could not be restrained made the other doctors in the same office stare curiously at the pair of master and apprentice.
It's just a massage with your hands. Is it really so comfortable?Do you need to hum so much?
But after the massage, Zhang Zhesheng opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Dongdao: "Your massage technique is also similar to the usual massage technique, um, the strength is stronger, the technique is more delicate, and it feels more comfortable, but it is also It’s just an ordinary massage technique, but how did I hear that you can still massage stroke patients and mental illness?”
Xiao Dong rolled his eyes when he heard this, you are just a little tired and not sick, do you need my magnetic field activated massage technique?It would be nice to give you a little bit of that meaning, isn't it too wasteful to do that for you?
Thinking of this in his heart, Xiao Dong said: "Master, you are just a little tired. It is not suitable to use that kind of massage technique. It may make you uncomfortable."
"Oh, you have other massage techniques, so I'll take a look next time you give someone else a massage." Zhang Zhesheng curiously said with some doubts.
When the other doctors heard it, they all looked like they had seen a ghost. The attending physician Han Dao said, "Massage can have some effect on the prognosis of stroke patients, and it can also be effective on mental illness? I really haven't heard of it!"
Xiao Dong slandered in his heart when he heard this: Han Xin, you are the god of war, not the god of medicine. How do you know that many lesions of madness are actually lesions in a person's biomagnetic field. I am half-versed in the way of biomagnetic field, so I can naturally detect this!
Zhao Yuqing's mental illness is obviously mainly due to the lesion of the biological magnetic field, which coincides with the treatment range of my magnetic field activation massage, so it can be cured naturally!
However, it is naturally inconvenient for Xiao Dong to tell this kind of "macro theory" to these old guys with high medical qualifications. Facing their doubts, he can only say to Zhang Zhesheng in a very low-key way: "No, I just use The massage technique temporarily appeases the mentally ill patient, where can we talk about treatment."
"That's reasonable." Zhang Zhesheng nodded, then stood up and stretched his waist again, "But your massage is really good, much better than that of serious massagers. I will give you more massages, so at least I have taken in a disciple like you, so I can enjoy your benefits to some extent."
When Zhang Zhesheng said this, he still looked at other people from the corner of his eyes, which meant: Look at my old Zhang's vision and good luck, I, Lao Zhang accepted the disciple that none of you were willing to accept, and now It can be used on top!Hey, I'm so envious of you guys!
Xiao Dong hurriedly said: "This is what it should be. From now on, I will massage you once, Master, when you come here. I will massage you again after you finish the operation. I will massage you again after you finish the ward check..."
Zhang Zhesheng quickly waved his hands and said, "That's not necessary, just come and give me a massage once."
I thought you licked too much, it made other people roll their eyes!
Xiao Dong thought hehe, he is not afraid of licking too much, but afraid of not licking enough.
After all, the other party is his very important and respected Master.
Jokes are also true. If you don’t want to be a licking dog in life, the biggest possibility is to be mediocre all your life.Still the same sentence, those who want face will lose face later, and those who are shameless will have face later.There is no way, a life that does not want to be licked is difficult to be brilliant.
(End of this chapter)
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