I really don't want to skip a grade

Chapter 231 Take the initiative to get close to the Nobel laureates
At nine o'clock, wisps of mist still lingered in Shuimu Huaqing's campus, making the entire Huaqing campus look hazy, adding a touch of mystery and remote charm.

The third quarter is Yang Lao's big thing.

A group of freshmen from Tongbo Academy are gradually deepening this course under the baton of Mr. Yang, but because of the difficulty of the big stuff itself, many people have fallen behind and cannot keep up. It is definitely a subject that consumes IQ.

The deeper you drill, the more you feel like entering an academic maze. Some people spend half a day in this maze, but become more and more dizzy.

Therefore, more and more people refuse to drill in depth, especially students in PPE (Politics, Economics, Philosophy) classes, who have begun to tend to recite the questions and get credits.

This is the case for Miao Xiaolong and An Huibo. They no longer delve into the reasons for big things and high mathematics. They have been studying how to memorize and take exams all day long. For this reason, the two created a catchphrase: memorize "horse". "Le Gebi" must be able to pass!

(Remarks: Fermat's theorem, Taylor's formula, Lagrange's theorem, and L'Hopital's law, these four theorems are given the second word by Miao and An, and are referred to as "Mallagbi" theorem for short.)
Once this catchphrase was concocted, it immediately became popular in the entire academy. For a while, the way boys greeted each other was "Have you recited the Mallagbi today?"

Later, the professors forcibly suppressed it when they heard it was indecent.

But Xiao Dong called the duo of Miao Xiaolong and An Huibo the "Malagbi Committee" from then on.

Less gossip.

Before taking this class on big things, Xiao Dong spent eight days as a sage, studying the last part of "Feynman's Lectures on Physics" and "Landau's Physics Course", so that he has the ability to ask Mr. Yang privately. The first step in teaching.

In class, Xiao Dong watched the turmoil in the stock market while observing and studying Mr. Yang himself.

For an old man in his 90s, his thinking is still amazingly clear, but in general, his current level of thinking activity is still far behind those professors who are in their prime.

As he himself said, he is no longer suitable to stand at the forefront of scientific research and academics, and now he is just like a huge star, exuding his last afterglow and heat.

But in this huge star, there are actually huge treasures. Those deep thinking and memories of mathematics and physics in his prime are actually still stored. As long as his thinking can be more active, he will be able to inspire from those memories.

Xiao Dong didn't know to what extent his magnetic field-activated massage technique could stimulate old Yang's thoughts and memories.

At the same time, he was also thinking about how to get closer to Old Yang in a more natural way, so as to start giving him a massage.

Well, this is also very insightful and emotional intelligence.

Timing, occasion, words and expressions must be well thought out, he doesn't want to leave a legend of licking dogs in Tongbo Academy.

After much deliberation, Xiao Dong finally felt that it is better not to play so many routines, just be simple and straightforward, there is no trick to win, and it is not good to think about this complicatedly and make it complicated.

So after class, Xiao Dong followed up with Mr. Yang's office directly. Seeing that he was a top student, Mr. Yang's assistant thought he was asking for a problem, and asked him to follow him in only by saying that he should not exceed 3 minutes. .

Xiao Dong prepared a small problem of moderate length in statistical mechanics. While asking the question, he squatted down and said with a smile, "Old Yang, I have massaged my parents since I was a child. Let me massage your legs."

To massage Mr. Yang, naturally you can't start from the head all at once, start from the legs first, and proceed step by step.

Mr. Yang sat in a large chair and looked at Xiao Dong with a little surprise. Very few undergraduate students offered to give him a massage. He hesitated for a while and smiled wearily: "You often massage your parents Yes? That's fine, let me see your craftsmanship."

Xiao Dong closed his eyes slightly, and began to massage Mr. Yang.

"...As a function of S and P, enthalpy is a characteristic function. If H, F, and G are known...the final answer...can you deduce it now?" Old Yang also explained to Xiao Dong with his eyes closed. , "Hey, your massage..."

The assistant standing on one side immediately stepped forward and asked with concern: "Old Yang, do you feel..."

"It's okay...well, I should say it's okay, hiss~, Xiao Dong, your massage technique is good, it seems to be better than regular massagers, where did you learn it?" Old Yang opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Dongdao .

"I figured it out by myself, Mr. Yang, but I brought a magnetic field activation technique to give you a massage?" Xiao Dong said half-jokingly and half-seriously, "I'll massage your shoulders and back again, and you can experience it carefully?"

"Okay, try it, hey, let me tell you, do you understand this question? Can you figure out the final answer by yourself?"

"The final answer is..." Xiao Dong said smoothly, Old Yang nodded, closed his eyes and enjoyed Xiao Dong's massage.

The assistant on the side looked at Xiao Dong and sighed in his heart, this kid is a genius, and he has already started to learn statistical mechanics ahead of time!

We must know that statistical mechanics, as a branch of theoretical physics that uses probability and statistics methods to make microscopic interpretations of the physical properties and macroscopic laws of macroscopic objects composed of a large number of particles, is not only very abstract to learn, but also requires a lot of advanced knowledge The foundation of mathematics is really a difficult subject.

There is a joke in the physics world, saying that Boltzmann, who was the first to study statistical mechanics, shot himself, and Einstein's friend Ehrenfest, who continued to study statistical mechanics, also shot himself!Now it's our turn!
This joke fully demonstrates the difficulty of statistical mechanics, and Xiao Dong started to delve into this as a freshman, which is really incredible!
However, what puzzled the assistant even more was that he heard that Xiao Dong was going to study medicine after his sophomore year of college. Why did a kid who wanted to study medicine go so deep into physics?Is it simply young and studious to show off IQ?
It really made him a little confused.

However, it is naturally inconvenient for him to ask this kind of question. Asking is a matter of genius, can you manage it?
……

While giving Mr. Yang a massage, Xiao Dong captured the thought waves of Mr. Yang and his assistant. The assistant's thoughts made him feel a little funny.

He wants to study medicine, but it doesn't conflict with learning mathematics and physics well, and he wants to delve deeper into the knowledge of the human body. The deeper the mathematics and physics, the better.

Statistical mechanics, as a branch of physics that truly connects the content of the three major mechanics to the large system, truly describes the macroscopic system from the microscopic essence, and contains many super-class high-level mathematics content, he naturally wants to delve deeper.

Don't forget, the system tyrant also assigned him a task of making a world-renowned mathematical achievement within three years. How could he not delve into statistical mechanics, which has a deep relationship with mathematics?
Of course, what he wants to dig deeper is quantum mechanics.

Quantum mechanics seems empty and abstract on the surface, but it is currently the closest science to studying the nature of the world and the origin of all things.

In the eyes of everyone who studies quantum mechanics, human beings are just biological organizations built from elementary particles (from empty space), and human society is a funny farce built by biological organizations.

Xiao Dong is not so detached, and he doesn't regard quantum mechanics as theology. He wants to use quantum mechanics to study the magnetic field in his body, and of course it also includes in-depth exploration of the essence of the human body.

"Okay, your massage is really good, um, I feel much more energetic!"

After Xiao Dong massaged Mr. Yang's shoulders, Mr. Yang stood up and felt it, and said happily.

"It seems to be better than regular massage!"

He looked at Xiao Dong in surprise and sighed again.

"If you always feel good, I will give you a massage every time you come to our class. Well, other times are also fine, as long as you always have time." Xiao Dong hurriedly said with a stick.

"Isn't that a waste of your time?" Elder Yang said hesitantly, "Let's forget it."

Xiao Dong hurriedly said: "It doesn't waste my time at all, Mr. Yang, if you don't let me massage, I'm too embarrassed to keep asking you questions. I'll take the time when you always answer questions for me. I'll give you an old massage!"

Mr. Yang was laughed at: "Then we are mutually beneficial, that's fine, I will give a lecture in the future, you ask me questions after class, I enjoy your massage, don't tell me, let you give me this After a massage, I really feel much better!”

As he spoke, Mr. Yang stretched his muscles again and confirmed again: "It's really much more comfortable. Well, your massage technique is really different from others!"

The assistant looked at Xiao Dong, feeling slightly puzzled in his heart. Did Xiao Dong really have a good massage, or did he make Mr. Yang happy?

But one thing is for sure, this guy Xiao Dong not only has a high IQ, but also a high EQ, he looks sunny and handsome, his expression is sincere and natural, he speaks neither humble nor overbearing, very measured, such a comprehensive talent is really rare!Stepping out of the school gate will also make a difference!
But he changed his mind again, this kid Xiao Dong has accomplished a lot now, he released two new songs as soon as school started, and both new songs were on the Huaxia Music New Songs Chart, at least he earned 500 million!

This Xiao Dong is really a rare top-notch figure among Huaqing college students!

……

When Xiao Dong left Mr. Yang's office and returned to the classroom, it was already lunch time. There were still a few students in the classroom busy with their homework, and Li Yishu and Du Chen were also there.

Du Chen was writing an "Analysis of the Current Situation of Contemporary Internet Literature", his brows were frowned, he was bitter, and he was complaining that the teacher of modern literature assigned such a homework that he didn't know the so-called, he was a person who rarely reads Internet literature Guy, holding such an assignment, I feel like a tiger can't do anything!
"Let's go, let's go to eat! I told you on the way, it's better than you sitting here thinking hard!"

Xiao Dong pulled Du Chen up, then greeted Li Yishu, and the three went to the cafeteria together.

While walking, Xiao Dong explained to Du Chen his impression of web literature. He himself had read some web literature in his past and present lives, so he knew a lot about the current situation of web literature, and Li Yishu also took time Reading online articles, occasionally talking to each other, after some talking, Du Chen didn't have a lot of headaches about the homework.

After finishing lunch in the cafeteria, Li Yishu took a sip of soup to warm his stomach, and then seemed to inadvertently chat: "Xiao Dong, how long do you think Mr. Yang can teach us?"

Xiao Dong understood that she was worried that he would ask Mr. Yang questions after class, and was worried that people would stare at him, so he smiled and said, "I think Mr. Yang is in good health. I gave him a massage earlier, and he felt very good."

Li Yishu snorted and didn't bring up the topic again.

(End of this chapter)