I really don't want to skip a grade

Chapter 8 I Can Only Shock You
Whether Teacher Wu Xiaobai's face is dark or not, Xiao Dong felt that it had nothing to do with him. After he stood up and said "Hello, teacher" with everyone, he was ready to continue writing questions.

According to his experience, high school teachers are more relaxed in the management of student learning discipline than junior high school teachers. Compared with junior high school, high school students mainly rely on voluntary learning.

Therefore, high school teachers generally do not ask students much in class, and this teacher Wu Xiaobai is even more so in the impression of the young Xiao Dong. He almost never asks students, so the greasy uncle Xiao Dong is ready to study at his own pace, that is Said, the teacher on the podium, you talk about yours, and we learn our own.

The greasy uncle Xiao Dong did this when he was in high school in his previous life, and many other students who were admitted to top key universities did the same. For them, they couldn't get enough of what the teacher taught in class.

However, just as Xiao Dong was about to brush up the questions by himself, he was woken up by the English teacher and asked him a question in English.

Holy crap, Xiao Dong is a little confused, this teacher is really interesting, he doesn't ask questions when he is good at studying, and he doesn't ask questions when he is not good at studying, but why did he mention him, a student who is usually below average?
Is this because the student was unhappy because he "rebelled against him", and then he was angry when he just bowed his head and wrote the questions?

Seeing Teacher Wu Xiaobai's complexion is quite bad, a black face and a pair of darker eyes are full of anger, it is obvious that an unknown fire in the five internal organs has reached his throat!
If Xiao Dong couldn't answer this question, he might become the chicken that was killed for a group of monkeys!

It is naturally impossible for the greasy uncle Xiao Dong not to be able to answer Wu Xiaobai's question, but what Teacher Wu Xiaobai asked was an oral practice question he assigned in the previous class, and the young Xiao Dong didn't understand him at all in the last class. What kind of questions are the questions on the ground? After coming down, I heard other students say that they were just oral exercises, so the young Xiaodong didn't care at all, so at this time, the greasy uncle Xiaodong didn't even know what question Teacher Wu Xiaobai was asking and how to answer it. ?

He asked his new deskmate Li Junsheng for help, but Li Junsheng pretended not to see him, and stared at Teacher Wu Xiaobai on the podium with all his attention, as if he was confessing how serious and humble he was, and he didn't agree with Xiao Dong at all. Son!

In this way, Xiao Dong is more convenient.

However, Xiao Dong only spent less than two seconds, and the half of the greasy uncle's soul had already found a solution to the problem.

He raised his head and looked at Teacher Wu Xiaobai who was staring at him coldly on the podium, shrugged his shoulders, and then a long string of pure and fluent English flowed out of his mouth: "I'm sorry, but... "

In order not to lie innocently, Xiao Dong, the greasy uncle with a strong desire to survive, also tried his best. He originally apologized in English, found reasons to prevaricate, and flattered hints He didn't participate in the "rebellion" against Teacher Wu Xiaobai, and he was short of using a red heart to guarantee that he is one of the most loyal, obedient and serious fans of Teacher Wu Xiaobai.

In this way, he chattered a lot in extremely pure and fluent English, until the whole classroom was dead silent, and a needle could be heard...

Yes, the whole class was stunned, and even teacher Wu Xiaobai's flat eyes, which were like dead salted fish, opened bit by bit. Holy crap, there is such a quiet big boy hidden in this class. What about fish?Why didn't I find him after I had been in class for more than a month? !
In fact, it’s not about how complicated and difficult Xiao Dong’s English is, or what amazing grammar he uses, but that as a student, a freshman in high school, he can be so fluent, not at all Stuttering and speaking such a long string of English?

What's even more peculiar is his pronunciation, which is clear, fluent and pure, and he has grasped many places that should be read and omitted. The students just feel that he speaks well, but Mr. Wu Xiaobai often practiced with Western movies. Speaking of spoken language, it is an expert who listens to the way, and I was stunned when I heard it. How can I feel that I can speak better than him?
Can you be better than him?He, Wu Xiaobai, just followed Western movies to practice speaking, while the greasy uncle Xiao Dong has been dealing with Western blue-eyed people all day long for ten years!
And in the past ten years, in order to win the favor of western blue-eyed people and earn as much foreign exchange as possible from them, Xiao Dongna learned English and practiced his spoken English whenever he had free time. Could it be better than Wu Xiaobai's English? ?
It's because the mouth and throat are a bit jerky and can't keep up with the brain, otherwise Xiao Dong would be able to speak like a fly!
Well, now Teacher Wu Xiaobai did not ask Xiao Dong the original question, but started a conversation with Xiao Dong in English in class, asking him which junior high school he came from, how he learned English, etc., etc. They even asked what Xiaodong's parents do?

To these questions, the greasy uncle Xiao Dong naturally answered with mixed truths and falsehoods.

The classroom was full of students who went from dazed to dazed, to disbelief in reality as if stepping on a cloud all of a sudden, to having to believe, and then to being completely convinced.

Although they basically couldn't understand what Teacher Xiao Dong and Teacher Wu Xiaobai were talking about, they could understand Teacher Wu Xiaobai's expression. They saw Teacher Wu Xiaobai's happy expression, and then gradually transformed into a meeting with Xiao Dong Hate late expression!
Wu Xiaobai is not very good at hiding his expression, especially in class, he doesn't bother to cover up, so whatever he thinks in his heart is displayed vividly on his face.

Then, the whole class stared at Xiao Dong's head with great admiration, a smart head with sparkling wisdom, even if it was washed away by urine, it still has great charm!

Of course, there are also some students who look like hell. They are from the same junior high school as Xiao Dong, or they live in the same dormitory with Xiao Dong and know him better. They all know that he is a very not very smart guy. Ah, my English grades are so-so, why did I become so good all of a sudden?
Could it be that after being flushed with urine, he suddenly became enlightened?
So, do we need to let the urine wash it?

Yes, you have to use boy urine!

Boy urine should really be a kind of magical stuff!

You see, Xiao Dong let the boy pee to wash it down, and today is completely different from the past, it's like a different person!
Think about it, urine is actually nothing. Urine is just water from the stomach and intestines. Does it need to be so disgusting and disgusting?
Stimulated by the unbelievable "Xiaodong Phenomenon", some students in the classroom were full of all kinds of weird ideas.

In a 45-minute class, the English conversation between Mr. Wu Xiaobai and Xiao Dong took up more than 20 minutes. In the end, Mr. Wu Xiaobai reluctantly told Xiao Dong that even if he might not take the English class for this class in the future, he would welcome Xiao Dong at any time. Come and exchange English learning questions with him!

Yes, Teacher Wu Xiaobai said "communication", not teaching English to Xiao Dong. Through the English conversation with Xiao Dong, he felt that he was not very worthy to teach English to Xiao Dong!

He is a very proud person, but at the same time he is also a very humble and serious person.

(End of this chapter)