What to do when you have money

Chapter 114
Longjiang, on the Northeast Plain, a straight road passes through the noisy city and inserts into the field where crops are planted on both sides of the road.

On the highway, an off-road vehicle roared and was galloping.However, although its speed is fast, the body is jumping like a toad, sometimes high, sometimes low, sometimes to the left, and sometimes to the right.

"Fuck me, Junior Brother Sha, can you slow down a bit, if you drive like this, I'll spit out all the food I ate in the morning."

A painful sound accompanied by retching came from the off-road vehicle.

"The boss is right, but it's not my fault. This road is full of pits because of the heavy trucks, and it's not because of my poor driving skills."

Brother Sha, who has always been taciturn, did not know what kind of medicine he took today, but his speech became sharp and he even learned to talk back.

The man who had just retched was about to criticize Junior Brother Sha for his behavior of contradicting his boss with broken words. Before he could speak, he heard another voice coming from inside the car.

"Wujing, this is your fault. You have to listen to what the boss said. Why do you talk back? Even if you don't want to listen, you can think about it in your heart, or you can resist in your heart, but why do you use it? Speak out. Since ancient times, we have to pay attention to the seniority and inferiority. As an employee of a boss, you have the right to resist in your heart, but you have no right to act. As the saying goes"

"To shut up."

Three different voices sounded at the same time, immediately making the chatterer temporarily shut up.

Who are these people?

They are none other than Zhao Hao, Tang Seng, Monkey King and Junior Brother Sha.

After the group meeting, Tang Seng came to Zhao Hao before Zhao Hao could be lazy.

At the meeting, since Tang Seng was asleep at the time, he didn't bother to say what he had to say.He didn't say what to do, it's not Tang Seng's character to give up, so he went directly to Zhao Hao to express his appeal.

It turned out that Tang Seng, as the chairman of the trade union, wanted Zhao Hao to visit the workers and masters before the National Day.

This was supposed to be a good thing, and Zhao Hao nodded and agreed at that time, but you, Tang Seng, were talking endlessly, and a trivial matter was raised by him to a major event about the destruction of the universe.

Zhao Hao listened to this, his head grew big, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, and drove Tang Seng away with his mother's rolling pin.

If I don't drive you away, why don't we still wait for you to have dinner at our house?

The place Zhao Hao chose to travel was the agricultural company, and he wanted to see the sick Shennong.Secondly, last time he went to a clothing company, this time he should go to another company.

Speaking of Shennong's disease, he was also a little curious.

It stands to reason that Shennong should be a person who is invulnerable to all poisons, but it is said that he was just poisoned this time.

As for the poison, that fellow Guan Zhong only shed tears and didn't say anything.

All right, let's take a trip yourself.

Zhao Hao brought Tang Seng, Monkey King and Junior Brother Sha with him on this trip, and their scripture learning team was short of a second senior brother Zhu Wuneng.

Zhao Hao didn't recruit the second senior brother, because it was not the time yet, and he had other arrangements for the second senior brother.

It's just that, when their team came out, did the people or gods in the group look at me in a strange way?

I owe you points, or I eat your rice, look at me like this.

What's there to see, our team happens to be four people.

They took the Dapeng Bird to the city, and then set off from the city to change into an off-road vehicle. In Zhao Hao's words, they wanted to feel the beauty of nature.

In the end, it became like this. No one could imagine how the road became dilapidated after leaving the city.

Junior Brother Sha drove the car and slowed down a little, but it didn't get any better. This broken road is really difficult.

Holding the handle, Zhao Hao swayed from side to side and asked the immobile Monkey King: "Great Sage, you said this road is bad, why did you stay still, how did you do it? "

Sun Wukong raised his chin, looked ahead and said, "You have been oppressed by the mountains for 500 years, so naturally you can't move."

Hiss, it makes sense.

Before Zhao Hao could speak, Tang Seng said, "You hozen, you just have resentment towards the Buddha. If you hadn't mischievously pissed the inscription in front of the Buddha's finger back then, the Tathagata Buddha would have turned his back on him? The Buddha also wants face. Besides. , You really did something wrong with this kind of unethical behavior. You know, the children in the kindergarten know not to scribble and piss when they go out to play. Look at Junior Brother Sha, he never urinates in the car."

Zhao Hao listened to Tang Monk's words, but kept observing Sun Wukong's expression with his eyes. He saw that Sun Wukong's monkey face was now green, now white, now red, now black, as wonderful as a dyeing workshop.

Zhao Hao counted in his heart to see how long Sun Wukong could endure.

As a result, Monkey King hadn't made any moves yet, but Junior Brother Sha, who was driving in front of him, swayed wildly after hearing Tang Seng's words, and tended to foam at the mouth and turn his eyes white.

If the person in charge of the steering wheel had a problem, the driving car would naturally also have a problem. This time the car was not going in a straight line, but a diagonal line, and it was rushing towards the grass next to it.

Monkey King has quick eyes and quick hands, and hastily turned the steering wheel back, and at the same time gave Brother Sha several big mouths.

"Papa, hi, wake up, papa."

After this big slap, Junior Brother Sha suddenly came to his senses. He puffed out his mouth and asked, "Brother, what happened just now?"

Sun Wukong shook his hand and said, "It's okay, a fly landed on your face just now."

"Ah, thank you big brother for helping me fight the flies."

Seeing such a harmonious scene, Zhao Hao was a little dumbfounded.He looked at Junior Brother Sha's swollen face, then at Sun Wukong's arrogant expression, and then at Tang Seng with a calm face. He felt that he seemed to be in the wrong car.

I want to get out of the car, this is not the car to the farm, this is the car to the mental hospital.

Before he could open the car door, he heard Tang Seng say again: "Junior brother Sha, look at you, what did you say about you for the teacher, just say something, if you don't say it, how do we know that you are sick. It doesn't matter if you are sick, there are so many people in the car. Even if we are not injured, it is wrong for you to drive the car towards the grass. You know, the people we are sitting in are the same life as those flowers and plants. It's just , people are born by their mothers, and grass is born by grass.”

Zhao Hao listened to Tang Seng's moaning, he covered his ears and couldn't take it anymore.

Why, why did I promise Tang Seng to come out to condolences to the employees, why did I have to bring him, can't I come by myself?
At this moment, Zhao Hao finally understood and understood what Sun Wukong felt when he said that sentence in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

This is not a fly calling, but a group of flies calling.

What to do if there are flies?
Then hit it.

"My lord, there is a big fly on your master's face."

"Okay."

I saw four palms dancing towards Tang Seng's face with the sound of wind.

"Clap"

"Clap clap clap"

Huh?
Brother Sha is very skilled, he can take his hands off the steering wheel in such a short time and return them in an instant.

Great.

admire.

Tang Seng covered his swollen face, and said in a vague voice, "Wukong, Wujing, this is your fault. If you want to hit you, just say so. How can you do it without giving me a warning and reminder first?" You know, when the two armies are at war, they must first hand over the

While Tang Seng was talking, Zhao Hao raised his hands meanly and said, "Master Tang, I have something to say."

"Oh, boss, can you just say something, how can you still raise your hand. You know"

"Master Tang, what do you think of my five fingers?"

"Boss, your fingers are so dark."

"Clap"

Zhao Hao shook his hands, and then said to Tang Seng with a simple and honest face: "Hey, Master Tang, I gave you a warning and reminder just now, don't blame me."

(End of this chapter)