What to do when you have money

Chapter 180 Taotie and the Two Idiots Who Tiled the Great Wall

In terms of eating, Zhu Bajie is really a little brother, there are many people who can eat more than him, such as the two mythical beasts Taotie and Pixiu.

These two are brothers, both descendants of dragons, and the same characteristic is that they can eat.

Taotie is the fifth child, and he can't stop eating. He eats whatever he sees, and ends up being stuffed to death accidentally.

Pixiu is the ninth oldest, and he eats endlessly. However, this guy only eats gold, silver, and jewelry, so he is worshiped as auspicious by people.

At first, Zhao Hao wanted to exchange it for Pi Xiu. He was an auspicious beast after all, but then he thought about it. This guy eats gold, silver and jewelry every day. Even if he is the richest man in the world, he can't afford it.He chose to exchange it for the more down-to-earth Taotie.

Zhao Hao checked the information on Taotie on Du Niang, and knew that it was an ancient beast, so he was prepared to be frightened.

On the way to the Municipal Administration Office, Zhao Hao was speechless when he saw this "ferocious" monster beside him while sitting in the car.

It does look like the sheep body and human face mentioned in the book, with eyes in the armpits and tiger teeth and human claws, but it looks more like a miniature cartoon version of Pleasant Goat. It is not scary at all, but rather cute Cute.

Is this the legendary ancient beast?
I must have been eating too much salt lately.

Taotie sat on the back seat, looking at Zhao Hao with his big cute eyes, and asked in a baby-like voice from his cherry-sized mouth: "Boss, tell me to come out and ask if there is anything delicious?"

Zhao Hao patted Taotie's head and said, "Yes, of course, but I heard that you are very good at eating, right? What do you usually eat?"

Taotie replied: "I will eat anything. There is nothing in the world that I will not eat. If I am extremely hungry, I will eat myself."

Zhao Hao quickly withdrew his hand on its head, and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, I don't need to eat myself in the future, there are plenty of things for you to eat. Can you show me a show now?"

Taotie nodded and said, "Okay, I happen to be a little hungry."

After speaking, it scanned the car with its eyes, aimed at the seat and bit down.Originally, when it didn't open its mouth, its mouth was the size of a cherry. This mouth, this mouth is bigger than its whole body.

"squeak"

The leather of the seat back and the skeleton were half missing, Taotie swallowed these things into his stomach, and then began to scan other places in the car with his eyes.

"stop."

Zhao Hao hastily made a stop gesture, if he doesn't stop, it is very likely that the whole car will be eaten by it.

"Good boy, Taotie. Eat later. There will be a lot of delicious food waiting for you. Let me ask you, will you just eat like Pi Xiu?"

Hearing Pixiu's name, Tao Tie's cute little face was full of hostility: "Boss, don't mention that guy to me. He is also the son of a dragon, but my father is eccentric. He eats gold, silver and jewelry since childhood." , what I eat is rotten fish and rotten shrimp, I haven’t met him, but if I met him, he must have eaten this guy who doesn’t have p-eyes.”

Zhao Hao was taken aback by Taotie's words, this little guy has quite a temper, it seems that he can't be deceived by his appearance.

He patted his chest and assured Taotie: "Don't worry, I will never let you eat rotten fish and shrimp every day like your father."

Taotie was delighted when he heard that, he grinned at Zhao Hao and said, "Boss, you are so kind."

Zhao Hao raised the corners of his mouth 45 degrees to both sides, and then said to Taotie earnestly: "Little Taotie, there is something I have to tell you, do you know why you died? Eating all night is enough to kill me. So, I order you not to just eat and not to poop in the future, not only to poop, but also to poop in a standard way, can you do it?"

Taotie was puzzled, and it asked, "Boss, what is a standard pull."

Zhao Hao scratched his head and thought for a while, then said: "This is the standard pulling, which means that after you eat it, you transform these useless things into useful things. For example, if you eat scrap steel, you pull out good steel. Is it possible to pull out the good cement after eating the waste cement?"

Taotie also scratched its head with its small paws, then it squatted on the seat and brewed for a while, only to hear an inaudible sound coming from its buttocks.

"puff"

A piece of warm leather and a warm steel ball appeared in front of Zhao Hao's eyes.

"Boss, is that what you said?"

When Zhao Hao saw these things, he didn't care whether they were dirty or not. He held them in his hand and looked at them carefully, and then said ecstatically, "Yes, that's it. I don't care how you eat them in the future, but I will tell you how they are. If you Well done, I will reward you with double points."

"Really, it's great. Don't worry, boss, I will definitely eat it. But boss, I don't want points, I just want you to exchange Pixiu, okay?"

"What do you exchange it for?"

"It's nothing, I want to eat it."

"Ahem, Junior Brother Sha, you are driving too slowly. Why are you so inefficient? The Municipal Administration Office will be off work soon."

When Junior Brother Sha, who was driving, heard Zhao Hao's words, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He stepped on the gas pedal hard, accelerated, and rushed past the door of the Municipal Administration Office.

After going around in a circle, Junior Brother Sha drove the car back to the previous position.

It was only then that Zhao Hao discovered that Junior Brother Sha had already arrived at the gate of the Municipal Administration Office, but he didn't realize that he had arrived at the destination while chatting with Taotie.

Zhao Hao felt a little embarrassed. He patted Junior Brother Sha on the shoulder and said, "Junior Brother Sha, watch the car carefully. I'll be back in a minute."

Then, he walked towards the door of the management office.

The purpose of his coming here is to contract a waste treatment plant, and he wants to use the gluttonous ability to transform those domestic waste and construction waste into useful materials.Just like Taotie's performance in the car, what is eaten is what is pulled out.

Taotie has this ability, unlike human beings who eat food but pull out that kind of food.

Logically speaking, he, the boss, should not be involved in such a thing, but he found Junior Brother Sha in the entire group, and everyone else went out to wander after receiving the points. As for where to wander Zhao Hao, he didn't know.

Brother Sha slowed down a bit, and was caught by Zhao Hao as the driver.

Wait, Brother Sha seems to be my exclusive driver, right?
Then who should he show his face as black as the bottom of a pot?

Zhao Hao figured this out, what was in his heart just now, poor thing, so a little bit of embarrassment was forgotten by him.

When he arrived at the door, Zhao Hao just wanted to go in when he saw a doorman coming out of the door talking to him.

Otherwise, the guards in public units are all of high quality, they didn't even have Zhao Hao shouting loudly, they just raised their chins and asked Zhao Hao a few words with their nostrils.

"What are you doing?"

"I do business."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"do not have."

"No reception without reservation."

After finishing speaking, the uncle turned around in an arrogant manner and went back to the guard room.

Oops, I'll go, Zhao Hao stood at the door feeling lucky.

This little old man looks very arrogant when you look at the gate, your skinny body is not enough for my family to stuff your teeth.

Zhao Hao thought about it, and there was no need to get angry with him. There were too many people like the old man, and he couldn't get angry.

He picked up the phone and called Su Qin from the public relations department. Hearing the laughter on the phone, he didn't get angry.

"Surnamed Su, I'll give you 1 minute to ask the person in charge of the management office to meet me at the door, or I won't give you points next month."

Putting down the phone, Zhao Hao began to look at his watch and count. When he counted to 56 seconds, he saw a fat man running out of the management office.

Panting, he held up the phone and asked Zhao Hao, "Please, are you Mr. Zhao?"

Like an old man, Zhao Hao nodded at the fat man with his nostrils, and said in a voice, "En."

"Oh, it really is Zhao's richest man. Welcome to our unit to inspect the work."

The fat man enthusiastically greeted Zhao Hao at the door. As soon as Zhao Hao walked in, he heard the old man guarding the gate say to the fat man, "Director, he doesn't have an appointment."

The fat man stared, full of momentum, and he said angrily: "When is it your turn to decide, we are the people's unit, so we naturally welcome the people to do things. We don't have the idea of ​​making appointments here, not before, not now, and never will. "

After reprimanding the old man, the fat man said embarrassedly: "Shoufu Zhao, we haven't done a good job in our ideological work, we will definitely hold a meeting to review. Please come inside."

After finishing speaking, he led the way ahead, leaving the blind old man muttering alone.

"Impossible, it's just your notice and you need to make an appointment. The richest man Zhao? Who is he?"

The old man thought for a while, but he didn't come up with a clue, and finally he didn't think about it anymore, and turned back to his "kingdom".

Just when he had just closed the door of the guard room, he slapped his head and realized: "I remembered who this richest man Zhao is, isn't he the second idiot who put tiles on the Great Wall?"

(End of this chapter)