I'm just a system porter

Chapter 323 Ming Xiu Plank Road
The earthy love words that Yang Yu taught him were to ask the girl if she had a pen, and the girl answered yes, and only then did the routine follow.

However, Sharina didn't know what Squirrel Xun wanted to do, so she directly answered no.

Squirrel was anxious for a while, and hurriedly asked the program team for help, borrowed a pen, handed it to Sharina, and then asked again, "Excuse me, do you have a pen?"

"No!" Serena replied.

"No, I just gave you one!" Squirrel Xun panicked.

"But, I can't write any words!" Serina took the pen and drew a few times on the palm of her hand, and sure enough, there were no words.

Squirrel Xun was angry and anxious, pointed at the director and said angrily, "What's going on, can you buy some good quality pens!"

The director spread his hands and said helplessly, "Insufficient funds!"

Yang Yu got up and patted Squirrel Xun on the shoulder, "Look at me!"

While talking, Yang Yu came to Sha Lina's side and asked softly, "Beauty, I want to write down a phone number, do you have a pen?"

"No pen!" Sharina was still unwilling to cooperate.

"Eyebrow pencil is also available!" Yang Yu easily resolved it by using the homonym.

Serena had no choice but to take out an eyebrow pencil from her bag and hand it to Yang Yu.

Yang Yu held the eyebrow pencil, but didn't move for a while.

Serena couldn't help but ask, "Why don't you remember it?"

Yang Yu laughed, "Why didn't you say it?"

Sarina's brain circuit was very long, and it took a while to understand. Yang Yu wanted to remember her phone number, so she couldn't help being shy.

Next, Yang Yu said a few earthy love words, coaxing the two daughters to be extremely happy, and finally all the funds in the red envelope fell into Yang Yu's pocket.

Squirrel Xun watched from the sidelines, but was helpless.

In the end, the combination of Yang Yu and Sha Lina won 160 yuan, and the combination of Song Shuxun and Tang Xinyan only won 40 yuan. The combination of Yang Yu and Sha Lina won and won two lockboxes.

Squirrel Xun and Tang Xinyan only received one password box.

When leaving the pedicure shop, the waiter of the pedicure shop recommended to both parties, "We have a discount card here, the price is 100 yuan, and you can enjoy [-]% off ten times after purchase!"

Squirrel Xun naturally refused the common routine of foot massage parlors, after all, he only had 40 yuan.

Yang Yu bought a discount card directly, because he saw that there was a scratched area on the discount card.

I secretly scratched it open, and I saw a number "9"

"Sure enough, it's Chicken Tiao's routine again. If you win, you lose, and if you lose, you win!" Yang Yu thought to himself.

He and Sarina won the answering session and obtained the right to become customers.

If Yang Yu hadn't swapped identities with Tang Xinyan, Yang Yu and Sarina would not have been able to obtain any funds and could not purchase discount cards. In the end, the information about the password would also change hands.

In addition, get several boxes, depending on how much you earn.

It is impossible for customers to make money in the pedicure shop, and Yang Yu and Sha Lina can only get one box.

As we all know, the password box plays a great role in the chicken strips. If one box is missing in the early stage, the possibility of winning in the end will be greatly reduced.

Fortunately, Yang Yu woke up in time, switched identities with Tang Xinyan, and missed the routine of the program group.

Seeing the information on the discount card, Yang Yu thought for a while, then thought of a possibility, and immediately entered "329!" on his password box

The box didn't respond, so he took Sarina's box and tried it again.

"Do you think you are Brother Lei, the fortune teller? You can even guess the password of the box!" Squirrel laughed quickly.

Yang Yu shook his head helplessly, handed the two boxes to Sharina, and claimed that he wanted to go to the bathroom.

Squirrel Xun said again, "In this program, don't trust anyone, you should know the experience of the little sheep throwing boxes!"

The little sheep is the group favorite of the men's gang, and the five elder brothers naturally take special care of it.

It's just that the simple little sheep has also been cheated. For the first time participating in chicken strips, he was tricked by Lei Ge to take away the box, and this matter was also on the hot search.

Since then, there has been a saying in the Men's Gang, don't trust anyone.

This time Squirrel Xun deliberately said this sentence, but it was trying to provoke the relationship between Yang Yu and Sha Lina.

If it was someone else, they would naturally know that Sharina was kind-hearted and would never do something like steal the box.

However, when Yang Yu heard the words, he actually believed Song Shuxun's words, and hurriedly hugged a box in his arms, "Thank you Brother Xun for reminding me!"

After all, he actually took the box and went to the toilet.

This move made Serena very angry, and it felt really bad to be suspected.

Seeing this scene quickly, Squirrel was extremely happy, smiling from ear to ear.

Tang Xinyan also smiled, but there was a bit of reluctance in the smile. Obviously, Yang Yu's move was quite naive, and it would inevitably attract many black fans to attack.

During the recording of the program, Tang Xinyan couldn't say anything, so she could only make a note in her heart. When editing later, she must ask the program team to delete this paragraph.

After a while, Yang Yu returned, but he handed the password box to Sharina very naturally, as if ordering a subordinate.

Don't say that Sarina's status in the entertainment industry is higher than Yang Yu's. Even if the identities of the two are switched, Yang Yu shouldn't be like this. After all, Sarina is a girl.

Leaving the pedicure shop, Yang Yu was empty-handed, but Sharina was carrying two boxes, in a panic.

Tang Xinyan hinted to Yang Yu several times to share the burden for Salina, but Yang Yu ignored them all.

It wasn't until Shalina couldn't carry it anymore and offered to let Yang Yu share a box, that Yang Yu reluctantly took the box.

However, a moment later, the box was placed on the ground again.

"Yang Yu, you are a man, you have to share some of the burden for the girls!" Tang Xinyan couldn't bear it anymore, she simply stopped hinting and expressed it directly.

Yang Yu still went his own way, "The box is too heavy, I won't take it!"

"You..." Selina was immediately annoyed when she heard this.

But she wasn't angry because of Yang Yu's laziness. After all, she was already Yang Yu's woman. On weekdays, when they got along, Sarina would take care of everything and let Yang Yu enjoy her tenderness.

Even though it was hard and tiring, my heart was full of happiness, and I never had any complaints.

However, in the show, Yang Yu was still like this, but it made Sarina very annoyed.

Participating in a variety show can make a person famous or ruin a person.

Yang Yu is so lazy, he will definitely be besieged by fans, and even his character will collapse, and he will never recover from it.

Sha Lina was angry and anxious, but she couldn't persuade Yang Yu, her eyes were already full of tears.

Tang Xinyan was also very anxious, and even hinted several times that the program team would stop recording, but the program team ignored it.

Among the four, only Song Shuxun stayed out of the matter.

The chicken strips have been successfully broadcast for five seasons, and more than a hundred guests have been welcomed and sent. Many people quickly became popular through the chicken strips and rejuvenated their second spring.

However, more people performed mediocrely in chicken strips, and their popularity did not increase.

There are also some people who have left the center of the entertainment circle because of their poor performance, which led to the collapse of their personalities.

Seeing more people, Squirrel Xun gradually became numb.

(End of this chapter)