I'm just a system porter

Chapter 397 Simple and Rough

"This is the worst idea I have ever seen. Driving a school bus and swaggering around. Who has ever seen such ugly students, of course, not including me, I am a handsome man!" The little bitch continued to talk. .

"How about, let's change the color!" Sister Lucky suggested.

Sister Lucky, it is not sure whether she is a mutant or not. Her superpower is luck, and she can often turn bad luck into good fortune and turn disaster into good fortune.

"We're running for our lives, running for our lives, do you understand? Wait, the script doesn't seem to be like this this time, let me read the script again, my god, I forgot to bring it, do you have it?" Xiao Jianjian exaggerated her expression, looking To everyone.

The x secret service team has long been used to the nonsense of Xiao Jianjian, and no one wants to talk to him at all.

"I think Miss Lucky is right!" Yang Yu said.

Being able to insert a word in front of Xiao Jianjian is definitely worth showing off.

"It just so happens that I think so too. Now we need to find a paint store. Sister Luck, I like this nickname. As for your name, it is very important to me. I will hide it deep in my memory, similar to The safe in the White House. Lucky sister, help us find a paint shop, X special team, get ready to fight!" Xiao Jianjian said.

"Actually, there are other ways. We can change to a better car!" Sister Lucky said.

"I knew you were this kind of person, a free-spirited woman. In the past, when you looked at the moon, you called me Xiao Tiantian, but now the new person is better than the old one. You call me Mrs. Niu!" The little bitch was heartbroken.

Yang Yu didn't have time to think about how this guy knew Master Xing's lines. Taking advantage of the break between Xiao Jianjian's words, Yang Yu hurriedly said, "It's also a good suggestion to change cars!"

"Wise leader, you will be the fifth and only Chinese on President Hill, girls, I need your advice, a brand new chariot!" Xiao Jianjian echoed again.

Two hours later, everyone left the city in a luxury RV.

"Wade, let me introduce your teammate!" Yang Yu said, ever since Deadpool appeared, Yang Yu's brain has been in chaos, and the logic of the little bitch has completely messed up Yang Yu's thinking.

"It's my honor, next, let me introduce you, the most powerful mutant army in history, X-Agents!" Xiao Jianjian got a bow tie from nowhere and tied it around his neck, which was very weird.

"Miss Luck, a woman favored by the Goddess of Luck, don't doubt her luck. If good luck is considered a super power, she can hardly be considered a mutant!"

"Uncle beard, loyal, wise, and of course, fat, don't be affected by the external image, he is far stronger than imagined, a middle-aged uncle who suffers from two kinds of diabetes at the same time!"

"Vomitter, if there is a better nickname, I don't mind changing it, he can vomit, maybe you can too, but please don't doubt my professionalism, his vomit can corrode everything, do you want to show it!"

"Hustle, country of ***, cute little sweetheart, sorry, I didn't think of a suitable nickname, she can absorb the electrical energy around her, but it's better not too much, otherwise she will get excited. And, it needs to be pointed out, I don't I like girls, my orientation is normal!"

"Meatball, he is very fat, well, even I can't find the words to describe it, skip it for now!"

"Grandly introduce, the last one, the invisible man!" Deadpool pointed to the air and said, "Hi, say hello to everyone!"

The audience was dead silent, staring at the direction Deadpool was pointing at, but no one spoke.

"Sorry, he might be shy! Hey, brother, you should say something, or everyone will think I'm lying, invisible man, is there?" Deadpool asked.

"It seems that he hasn't spoken since the car accident!" The bearded uncle reminded.

"This is the worst thing I've ever heard, are you going to tell me that he's still in the car at the gas station? When we left, the car was on fire! Well, these don't matter, heroes who died for justice , the people will remember you, by the way, what is your name?" Deadpool looked at the air still for a few seconds before realizing that the invisible man was not here at all, and turned to look at others, "What is his name?"

Everyone in the x special team shook their heads in unison, but no one knew the name of the invisible man.

"These are not important, the important thing is that everyone will remember you!" Deadpool said cheekily.

"Great team!" Yang Yu said helplessly.

Including Deadpool, there were seven people in total, and the invisible man died before they started to act.

The remaining six people, except Deadpool, will not exceed the second level.

You must know that Phantom Cat and Little Rascal are both level three mutants. Although Yang Yu and Adams have not tested their abilities, they will not be lower than level three.

"What's our plan?" Yang Yu asked.

"Shouldn't the mission objectives be determined first?" Adams asked rhetorically.

"When the plan is clarified, we will know the goal of the mission. Everyone, we have already wasted a lot of time. Don't get entangled in meaningless things. Come here and let me assign missions!" Deadpool greeted everyone.

Everyone gathered around, and Deadpool deliberately said in a very low voice, "Our plan is..."

Before the words fell, Deadpool had already punched Adams directly in the face.

After all, he was the man who slaughtered the Marvel world, knocking Adams out with just one punch.

"My God, it's so simple and rude!" Yang Yu thought that Deadpool really had a plan, but unexpectedly, his plan was to stun Adams.

"You've wasted a lot of time, believe me, we should end this episode quickly!" As he spoke, Deadpool looked at Little Rascal, "Are you still waiting for afternoon tea? Believe me, there is no afternoon tea!"

Little Rascal looked confused, completely unaware of what was going on.

"Go, read Adams' memory and find his real body!" Yang Yu said.

It has to be said that Deadpool is indeed powerful, and he actually already knows Yang Yu's plan.

Little Rascal's seemingly mundane superpowers are the key to defeating the superhero system.

Yang Yu couldn't win over Professor

The moment he saw Little Rascal, Yang Yu had already planned everything, but he couldn't solve one problem, Adams' superhero system could also block telepathy.

In other words, Yang Yu only had one chance, and if he didn't succeed, he would never be able to defeat Adams.

In the past few days, Yang Yu has been looking for an opportunity, never thought that the opportunity that he couldn't get after thinking hard, Deadpool only punched him, and he solved it all.

"Yu!" Little Naughty hesitated a little, looked at Yang Yu, and refused to make a move.

"Mary, believe me, I will explain the specific situation to you later!" Yang Yu said hastily.

Little Naughty heard this, and then stretched out his jade hand and placed it on Adams' forehead.

In an instant, countless memories flooded into the little rascal's mind, and most of them were extremely dirty.

"Find the hiding place of Adams' body!" Yang Yu hurriedly reminded from the side.

(End of this chapter)