I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons
Chapter 159 Chapter [159]: Stained in a fishy body
Chapter 159 Chapter [159]: Stained with fishy smell
Lu Dabao ran to Lu Sanbao's bedroom and asked, "Sanbao, do you know what the Public Security Management Regulations are?"
Lu Sanbao asked back: "Brother, you are the deputy captain of the security team. Don't you even know the regulations on public security management? How did you become the security captain?"
"As the deputy captain of the security team, I am responsible for arranging security on duty. If I encounter thieves, I will catch them and send them to the police station. My work has nothing to do with public security regulations."
Lu Sanbao sighed and accused: "Brother, you...you really don't deserve to be the vice-captain of this security team."
Lu Dabao said unhappily: "Sambo, I shouted several times downstairs from my girlfriend: I love you! Does this violate the public security regulations?"
Lu Sanbao explained: "If you shout in an empty place, even if your throat is broken, no one will care about you, and it will not violate public security regulations. However, if you shout in a residential area, it will affect other people's lives." If you take a rest, it violates the public security regulations."
"Oh, so that's what happened."
Lu Dabao returned to his bedroom, thought about it, and came up with a new idea.
On the second day, he made a banner saying: Lu Xiaobian I love you!love you forever!
He bought another hydrogen balloon and tied the banner to it.
Lu Dabao let the hydrogen balloon fly to a height of 5 floors, and then tied it to a tree downstairs in Lu Xiaobian.
Why, the banner unfolded, and the words on the banner could be seen from more than 100 meters away.
That evening, when Lu Xiaobian came back from get off work, he saw this banner from a long distance away.
She was angry and anxious, and quickly called the police.
Police confiscated light balloons and banners.
Lu Dabao hid aside and snickered. He had achieved his goal. He had already let Lu Xiaobian see the banner and knew that he loved her deeply.
Early in the morning of the third day, Lu Dabao rode an electric bicycle to the downstairs where Lu Xiaobian lived.
As soon as Lu Xiaobian went out, Lu Dabao greeted him.
"Xiao Bian, I'll take you to work."
Lu Xiaobian said angrily: "Dabao, are you out of your mind? I have already told you clearly that we are just ordinary friends."
"Little Bian, don't forget, you made me a contract with three chapters a few nights ago, and I agreed to all of them, so you are still my girlfriend."
Lu Xiaobian said angrily: "If you pester me again, I will call the police."
"Call the police, report quickly."
Lu Xiaobian had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and call the police.
Lu Dabao giggled and ran away on his electric bike.
Lu Xiaobian burst into tears with anger, she really had no choice, because this Lu Dabao bit her like a slug.
Lu Xiaobian called Tianhao and begged, "Brother Tian, you...can you help me?"
"What's going on? Is Lu Dabao threatening you with a fake toy gun again?"
"Brother Tian, stop joking with me. Now, I even want to die."
"What happened?"
"Lu Dabao did not know how to find out the address of my aunt's house. In the past few days, he has been running to harass me, yelling loudly downstairs, and hanging banners to show his love. This morning, he is going to send me to work again. God Brother, I’m so annoyed right now, I really want to bang my head on a telegraph pole.”
"Xiao Bian, you must not hit the telephone pole. It is a trivial matter if you are killed. Don't knock the telephone pole down, hehe..."
"Brother Tian, don't be joking. I don't have the heart to make fun of you now. If you don't help me, I will really hit my head on the car."
"Don't, don't look for short-sightedness. China now has more men than women. I heard that there are more than 3000 million men than women. If you are killed, there will be another bachelor in China."
"Brother Tian, can you speak seriously, if you continue to be so nonsensical, I will hang up the phone."
"Okay, tell me, how can I help you?"
"Brother Tian, go and persuade Lu Dabao to stop pestering me."
Tianhao sighed, and said: "I have tried to persuade him several times, but his head is like an iron plate, he can't listen to my words."
Lu Xiaobian said sadly: "Brother Tian, if you have no choice, then I will only die. If Lu Dabao keeps pestering me like this, even if I don't die, I will get crazy."
Tianhao thought for a while and asked, "Do you have any other housing?"
"Brother Tian, my mother's house is allocated to her work unit. It only has more than 1 square meters for one bedroom and one living room. My aunt's house is a little more spacious, but Lu Dabao already knows my aunt's address and can't live here now. .There are no other houses except my house and my aunt’s house.”
Tianhao thought for a while and said: "How about this, I will give you an interest-free loan, and you can buy a new house. I think: Lu Dabao is not a god, he will not be able to find your new home again."
"Brother Tian, even a house with one bedroom and one living room costs hundreds of thousands. Do you have that much money?"
"Haha... you are too underestimated. Let's do this. How much does it cost to buy a house with 2 bedrooms and 1 living room? I will give you a loan."
"Brother Tian, even if you give me an interest-free loan, I can't afford to repay the money. You know, I'm just a working class, and my monthly salary is less than 1. If I want to repay your money, I'm afraid it will cost you three or fifty thousand dollars." Years later."
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter after 100 years. At that time, let your son return the money to my son, haha... I have a good idea."
Lu Xiaobian asked curiously: "Brother Tian, do you really have such a large sum of money?"
"Little Bian, how much money do I have? That's my privacy, so don't ask any more questions. Hurry up to see the house. If you like it, I'll send you the money. It's as simple as that. But there are One, you have to keep it secret, don't let Lu Ya know."
Lu Xiaobian laughed and said: "If Lu Ya knew, she would definitely think that you were having an affair with me, otherwise, she would never have given me such a large sum of money."
"Yes, Lu Ya will definitely misunderstand. By then, I won't be able to escape even if I jump into the Yellow River. However, I am a smart man, and the money I give you will not be transferred directly to you from the bank. I will give you cash, so I won’t admit that I gave you a sum of money to buy a house.”
"Brother Tian, you are so cunning."
"Haha... I don't want to get fishy all over instead of eating fish."
"Brother Tian, I'll give you this fish to eat."
"I...I'm afraid of fishbone. If the fishbone gets stuck in my throat, I won't be able to live."
Lu Xiaobian said ambiguously: "Brother Tian, this fish of mine belongs to you forever, it is on your plate, as long as you stretch out your chopsticks, you can eat this fish."
Lu Xiaobian's words couldn't be more clear, she fell in love with Tianhao, even if she was his lover, she would be willing.
(End of this chapter)
Lu Dabao ran to Lu Sanbao's bedroom and asked, "Sanbao, do you know what the Public Security Management Regulations are?"
Lu Sanbao asked back: "Brother, you are the deputy captain of the security team. Don't you even know the regulations on public security management? How did you become the security captain?"
"As the deputy captain of the security team, I am responsible for arranging security on duty. If I encounter thieves, I will catch them and send them to the police station. My work has nothing to do with public security regulations."
Lu Sanbao sighed and accused: "Brother, you...you really don't deserve to be the vice-captain of this security team."
Lu Dabao said unhappily: "Sambo, I shouted several times downstairs from my girlfriend: I love you! Does this violate the public security regulations?"
Lu Sanbao explained: "If you shout in an empty place, even if your throat is broken, no one will care about you, and it will not violate public security regulations. However, if you shout in a residential area, it will affect other people's lives." If you take a rest, it violates the public security regulations."
"Oh, so that's what happened."
Lu Dabao returned to his bedroom, thought about it, and came up with a new idea.
On the second day, he made a banner saying: Lu Xiaobian I love you!love you forever!
He bought another hydrogen balloon and tied the banner to it.
Lu Dabao let the hydrogen balloon fly to a height of 5 floors, and then tied it to a tree downstairs in Lu Xiaobian.
Why, the banner unfolded, and the words on the banner could be seen from more than 100 meters away.
That evening, when Lu Xiaobian came back from get off work, he saw this banner from a long distance away.
She was angry and anxious, and quickly called the police.
Police confiscated light balloons and banners.
Lu Dabao hid aside and snickered. He had achieved his goal. He had already let Lu Xiaobian see the banner and knew that he loved her deeply.
Early in the morning of the third day, Lu Dabao rode an electric bicycle to the downstairs where Lu Xiaobian lived.
As soon as Lu Xiaobian went out, Lu Dabao greeted him.
"Xiao Bian, I'll take you to work."
Lu Xiaobian said angrily: "Dabao, are you out of your mind? I have already told you clearly that we are just ordinary friends."
"Little Bian, don't forget, you made me a contract with three chapters a few nights ago, and I agreed to all of them, so you are still my girlfriend."
Lu Xiaobian said angrily: "If you pester me again, I will call the police."
"Call the police, report quickly."
Lu Xiaobian had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and call the police.
Lu Dabao giggled and ran away on his electric bike.
Lu Xiaobian burst into tears with anger, she really had no choice, because this Lu Dabao bit her like a slug.
Lu Xiaobian called Tianhao and begged, "Brother Tian, you...can you help me?"
"What's going on? Is Lu Dabao threatening you with a fake toy gun again?"
"Brother Tian, stop joking with me. Now, I even want to die."
"What happened?"
"Lu Dabao did not know how to find out the address of my aunt's house. In the past few days, he has been running to harass me, yelling loudly downstairs, and hanging banners to show his love. This morning, he is going to send me to work again. God Brother, I’m so annoyed right now, I really want to bang my head on a telegraph pole.”
"Xiao Bian, you must not hit the telephone pole. It is a trivial matter if you are killed. Don't knock the telephone pole down, hehe..."
"Brother Tian, don't be joking. I don't have the heart to make fun of you now. If you don't help me, I will really hit my head on the car."
"Don't, don't look for short-sightedness. China now has more men than women. I heard that there are more than 3000 million men than women. If you are killed, there will be another bachelor in China."
"Brother Tian, can you speak seriously, if you continue to be so nonsensical, I will hang up the phone."
"Okay, tell me, how can I help you?"
"Brother Tian, go and persuade Lu Dabao to stop pestering me."
Tianhao sighed, and said: "I have tried to persuade him several times, but his head is like an iron plate, he can't listen to my words."
Lu Xiaobian said sadly: "Brother Tian, if you have no choice, then I will only die. If Lu Dabao keeps pestering me like this, even if I don't die, I will get crazy."
Tianhao thought for a while and asked, "Do you have any other housing?"
"Brother Tian, my mother's house is allocated to her work unit. It only has more than 1 square meters for one bedroom and one living room. My aunt's house is a little more spacious, but Lu Dabao already knows my aunt's address and can't live here now. .There are no other houses except my house and my aunt’s house.”
Tianhao thought for a while and said: "How about this, I will give you an interest-free loan, and you can buy a new house. I think: Lu Dabao is not a god, he will not be able to find your new home again."
"Brother Tian, even a house with one bedroom and one living room costs hundreds of thousands. Do you have that much money?"
"Haha... you are too underestimated. Let's do this. How much does it cost to buy a house with 2 bedrooms and 1 living room? I will give you a loan."
"Brother Tian, even if you give me an interest-free loan, I can't afford to repay the money. You know, I'm just a working class, and my monthly salary is less than 1. If I want to repay your money, I'm afraid it will cost you three or fifty thousand dollars." Years later."
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter after 100 years. At that time, let your son return the money to my son, haha... I have a good idea."
Lu Xiaobian asked curiously: "Brother Tian, do you really have such a large sum of money?"
"Little Bian, how much money do I have? That's my privacy, so don't ask any more questions. Hurry up to see the house. If you like it, I'll send you the money. It's as simple as that. But there are One, you have to keep it secret, don't let Lu Ya know."
Lu Xiaobian laughed and said: "If Lu Ya knew, she would definitely think that you were having an affair with me, otherwise, she would never have given me such a large sum of money."
"Yes, Lu Ya will definitely misunderstand. By then, I won't be able to escape even if I jump into the Yellow River. However, I am a smart man, and the money I give you will not be transferred directly to you from the bank. I will give you cash, so I won’t admit that I gave you a sum of money to buy a house.”
"Brother Tian, you are so cunning."
"Haha... I don't want to get fishy all over instead of eating fish."
"Brother Tian, I'll give you this fish to eat."
"I...I'm afraid of fishbone. If the fishbone gets stuck in my throat, I won't be able to live."
Lu Xiaobian said ambiguously: "Brother Tian, this fish of mine belongs to you forever, it is on your plate, as long as you stretch out your chopsticks, you can eat this fish."
Lu Xiaobian's words couldn't be more clear, she fell in love with Tianhao, even if she was his lover, she would be willing.
(End of this chapter)
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