I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons

Chapter 192 Chapter [192]: Impersonating Sun Erniang
Tao Susu said confidently: "Old man, you have lived with me all your life, don't you know what I am capable of? My sharp tongue can tell the dead to live, and the blind to open their eyes, I don't believe it. A general manager of a small supermarket, doesn't he think so much of my precious son?"

Lu Laoba said impatiently: "Then you go, I can tell you what I said earlier, and I will eat noodles at noon."

Tao Susu rolled her eyes at Lu Laoba, and blamed: "You, in this life, you can do nothing but eat noodles. If my mother leaves, you can drink the northwest wind."

"Hmph! You're gone. Could it be that you have taken away all the women in the world? I don't know how to marry another wife."

Tao Susu squinted at Lu Laoba, and said disdainfully: "You still want to marry another wife like this? You look in the mirror, count the wrinkles on your face, look through your household registration book, and see your age. I think you really have changed. You have become an old child, and you want to marry a wife because of your whimsical ideas."

"I...I'm not even 70 yet. Strictly speaking, I'm still a young man among the elderly. Among other things, the sisters-in-law who come to our stall for breakfast, all of them look at me with a smile, and some even He's making secret glances at me."

"Old man, you must be stupid. These sister-in-laws want you to deep-fry the fritters for them to be softer and have a larger portion, so as to take advantage of you. You really think they are interested in you, don't be so beautiful. "

"Haha...even if I reach 100 years old, there will still be women who like me. That day, a sister-in-law called me handsome old man."

"Old man, your halazi is always hanging on the corner of your mouth, and your eyes are hanging on your eyes. The bags under your eyes are like kangaroos in Australia. You thought you were young, and it's gone forever. Let me tell you: as long as the old lady Once you leave, you can only be a bachelor."

"Then you can go. As soon as you leave, I will marry a second wife."

"Haha... I think you can only live with your mouth and your eyes."

Tao Susu went out and went straight to "Oriental Supermarket".

At the entrance of the supermarket, I met a security guard.

Tao Susu asked arrogantly, "Where is your general manager's office?"

The security guard squinted at Tao Susu and asked, "Why are you looking for our general manager?"

Tao Susu patted her chest and asked, "Do you know who I am?"

"Aren't you just an old woman?"

"Bah! You're blind, but your eyes are on your forehead. I'm not old yet. You call me grandma, isn't it a curse?"

The security guard smiled and retorted: "Old man, just because of the wrinkles on your face, it is enough to call you grandma. To be honest, if I were younger, I would call you grandma, but I would not call you grandma. Call you grandma , that is to respect you."

Tao Susu reprimanded sharply: "You little boy, you are so disrespectful to me, I think you are courting death."

"Old woman, what are you doing for no reason? If you want to buy something, just pick up the basket, push it in the car, and go to the supermarket to buy it quickly. Don't mess around here."

Tao Susu grabbed the security guard by the neckline and said fiercely, "What kind of service attitude do you have to insult me, an old comrade, go and find your security captain."

"Old lady, I think you are mentally ill. If you continue to make trouble, I will send you to a mental hospital."

"You... you bastard, you actually called me crazy. Madam, I insist on treating you today, and let you know what Sun Erniang is."

The security guard burst out laughing, and said, "Grandma, I think you really escaped from the mental hospital and pretended to be Erniang Sun."

During the commotion, Lu Dabao came over and saw Tao Susu at a glance.

"Mom, what are you doing here?"

When the security guard heard Lu Dabao calling his mother, his face turned pale with fright, and he asked dumbfounded: "Captain, she...she is your mother!"

Tao Susu complained: "This boy is too rude to me. He calls me old grandma and old woman. My son, do you think I am so old?"

Lu Dabao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, of course he knew that the security guard called Grandma Tao Susu, which was a respectful title.

Lu Dabao quickly smoothed things over: "Mom, you go to my office and sit down. Wait a while, I will severely punish this security guard, deduct his bonus, and give him punishment."

Tao Susu said proudly: "Boy, now you finally know me. I am the mother of your security guard."

The security guard said respectfully: "Grandma... no, sister-in-law, you... please forgive me for being so noble. I... I can't see Taishan, damn it!"

Lu Dabao pulled Tao Susu into the office.

"Mom, aren't you messing around? People call you grandma, that's respect for you. This is also what I ask. Anyone who meets an older age should always be called grandma. When encountering young people, they should always be called beautiful. Mom, You can't let the security guard call you a beauty."

"Son, your mother is not yet 60, why can't she be called a beauty. When your mother was young, she was a girl."

"Mom, my dad said that you were a temporary worker in the factory, and among those temporary workers, you are considered the most beautiful."

"Your dad is farting. Not only am I the most beautiful among temporary workers, but I am also the most beautiful among regular workers."

Lu Dabao smiled and said, "Mom, my dad said that the most beautiful girl in the factory is his closed disciple Fang Lingling."

Tao Susu said angrily: "Your father is an old pervert. Back then, he saw that Fang Lingling was pretty, so he took her as his apprentice. Hmph! It's a pity that your father didn't have such a good fortune. Fang Lingling left without saying goodbye, making your father be unrequited love for decades."

"Mom, don't look at these old accounts. Our dad has never cheated in his life, nor has he had an affair. I heard from the neighbors in the neighborhood that since our dad got married, he never glanced at other women. One glance."

"Hmph! Your father is prudish. In fact, he always looks at beautiful women from the corner of his eye."

Lu Dabao poured a cup of tea for Tao Susu, and said proudly: "Mom, this is the first time you come to my office, you see, I have an office as big as one person, and this desk can roll on it. "

Tao Susu looked at the desk and said, "This desk is pretty big, it would be great if you roll noodles."

Lu Dabao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked, "Mom, what are you doing in the supermarket?"

"Can't I come to buy things? Son, I told you last night that I'm coming to meet your general manager today. I want to see what she looks like and why she is so arrogant that she doesn't want to talk to me. son talks about friends."

"Mom, the general manager is very busy, and I don't have time to receive you, an old woman. You'd better not bother the general manager."

"Isn't he just the general manager of a small supermarket? Back then, I even met the factory director. The factory director even poured me a cup of tea, handed it to me respectfully, and called me master. "

(End of this chapter)