I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons
Chapter 265 Chapter [265]: Two brothers fight in the nest
Chapter 265 Chapter [265]: Two brothers fight in the nest
Lu Laoba asked doubtfully: "Old lady, what happened? Could it be that Dabao and Erbao caused trouble outside again?"
"Don't mention it, the two of them are fighting each other. It's really embarrassing to fight over a woman."
Lu Laoba asked in amazement: "Dabao and Erbao robbed a woman?"
Tao Susu nodded.
Lu Laoba said disdainfully: "This is not like my son. I never pursued women back then. It was always women who pursued me. I followed a class of women behind my ass."
Tao Susu curled her lips and said, "Old man, as the saying goes: Heroes don't mention bravery back then. Didn't you just have an iron rice bowl as a regular worker in your hand? If you didn't have an iron rice bowl in your hand, it would be worthless." Ah, I'm afraid you're still a bachelor now."
"What's the matter with the iron rice bowl? The iron rice bowl is not held in my hands because I have the ability. Back then, I had the skills, and within a year after entering the factory, I became a regular worker."
"Old man, you are capable, you are amazing. Back then, a platoon, a company, and a battalion of women chased after you. You were so proud, you were so proud, you were so amazing."
Lu Laoba smiled and said: "Yes, you are right, I am amazing, I am amazing all my life."
Tao Susu sighed, "It's a pity. There is an old saying: Dragons beget dragons and phoenixes, and rats can make holes. I think you are a dragon begets rats."
Lu Laoba blamed dissatisfiedly: "Old woman, if you want to blame, you can only blame your stomach for not being able to live up to expectations. Why can't I grow good crops when my seeds are sown in your soil?"
"It's not that your seeds are bad."
Tao Susu whispered.
Lu Laoba walked around the room twice and said to himself: "No, I have to ask these two brothers why they robbed a woman."
Lu Laoba entered Lu Dabao's bedroom with his hands behind his back.
Lu Dabao was lying on the bed sulking. Just now, his mother Tao Susu played 50 big boards each and was not on his side.
Lu Dabao thinks that since he is older, he should take priority.
"Dabao, I heard that you and Erbao robbed a woman, what's going on?"
Lu Dabao complained aggrievedly: "Dad, Erbao and I didn't rob a woman, but Erbao robbed my woman."
"Who is this woman? It's worth fighting for between the two of you."
"It is Liu Xiaomao, a tirifier of" Oriental Supermarket ". I first watched Liu Xiaomao. A while ago, in order to pursue Liu Xiaomao, I also suffered from her boyfriend Xiong Er's meal. Later .”
Lu Laoba nodded, sighed and said, "Dabao, I know about this. You, for a woman, not only got beaten up, but also got involved in a lawsuit. It's not worth it. No matter how beautiful this woman is, she can't take her life." Go gamble. Besides, there are so many beautiful women in the world, why are you so infatuated with this woman? Aren't you afraid that her boyfriend will beat you up again?"
"Dad, let me tell you: Liu Xiaomao's boyfriend Xiong Er has been arrested by the police for selling fake cigarettes, so I dare to pursue her again."
"Oh, so that's the case. Dabao, I think: this woman is not very auspicious. You see, you have suffered a lot for her. To put it bluntly, this kind of woman is the root of prodigal fortune. You should stay away. "
"Dad, you are too superstitious. Although I was beaten up because of Liu Xiaomao, and almost got a 10 yuan lawsuit because of Liu Xiaomao, didn't I turn the evil into good luck? What does this mean? It shows that Liu Xiaomao is not a disaster."
Lu Lao Bayu said earnestly: "Dabao, this woman made you and Erbao jealous again. Tell me, isn't it a disaster? As the saying goes: You rely on father and son soldiers to go into battle. This woman makes your brothers suffer. In my opinion, She's a spoiled woman."
Obviously, Lu Laoba had a very bad impression of Liu Xiaomao.
"Dad, anyway, I like Liu Xiaomao, and I won't marry unless she is the only one."
Lu Laoba opened his eyes and said, "Dabao, you really don't look like my son, who is begging for nothing to pursue a woman. My son, can you be more ambitious and let a woman pursue you."
Lu Dabao said dejectedly: "Dad, at the beginning, you held an iron rice bowl, which made many women envious. Strictly speaking, you used the iron rice bowl to attract women, but for me, the times are different now, and there is no iron rice bowl anymore." , what do you want me to use to attract women?"
"Dabao, you are really worthless. At the beginning, if you had studied hard, been admitted to a 211 project university, and studied some computer major, wouldn't you be a famous white-collar worker now? A white-collar worker is an iron job."
Lu Dabao said stubbornly: "Anyway, I just like Liu Xiaomao, she has already filled my whole heart."
"Nothing! No way! Nothing like my son."
Lu Laoba shook his head and muttered, and walked out of Lu Dabao's bedroom.
Lu Laoba went to Lu Erbao's bedroom again.
Lu Erbao is writing something on the paper.
Lu Laoba asked: "Second Treasure, I always thought that you are quite promising, you have a good brain and a lot of tricks, but why do you want to rob a woman with Da Treasure?"
"Dad, it's not that my elder brother and I are robbing women, but that Liu Xiaomao doesn't like elder brother at all, but Liu Xiaomao likes me. So, strictly speaking, it should be elder brother who is robbing my woman."
Old Ba Lu sighed and said, "Second Bao, after all, you are a few years younger than Dabao. I said, can you give in and let Dabao fall in love with Liu Xiaomao first. If Liu Xiaomao doesn't like Dabao, you can do it later. An analogy: You're the bench player on the field."
"Why? Dad, I can give up everything else, except women. Because, if I don't pursue Liu Xiaomao now, maybe other men will take advantage of it. As for the eldest brother, he is not in Liu Xiaomao's house at all. In sight, it’s just that the eldest brother has no self-awareness, and the toad wants to eat the swan meat.”
Lu Laoba said displeasedly: "Second treasure, you said that Dabao is a toad, so what are you?"
Lu Erbao made a face and replied, "I am a frog."
Lu Laoba said angrily: "According to what you say, is your mother and I both frogs? Toads?"
"Dad, I didn't mean that, I was just making an analogy."
Lu Laoba waved his hand and said decisively: "Well, you give Lu Dabao half a month to pursue Liu Xiaomao first. According to you, if Liu Xiaomao really doesn't love Dabao, then after half a month you And then on."
Lu Erbao blinked his eyes and said, "Dad, half a month is too long. I only give my brother three days. If Liu Xiaomao is willing to go to dinner with my brother, then I will quit."
Lu Laoba said happily: "Second Bao, let's say that, I'll go talk to Da Bao right away and give him three days."
Lu Laobao went to Lu Dabao's bedroom again and said excitedly: "Dabao, I just scolded Erbao. Erbao agreed to give you three days. If Liu Xiaomao agrees to have dinner with you within three days, , then Erbao will withdraw voluntarily."
(End of this chapter)
Lu Laoba asked doubtfully: "Old lady, what happened? Could it be that Dabao and Erbao caused trouble outside again?"
"Don't mention it, the two of them are fighting each other. It's really embarrassing to fight over a woman."
Lu Laoba asked in amazement: "Dabao and Erbao robbed a woman?"
Tao Susu nodded.
Lu Laoba said disdainfully: "This is not like my son. I never pursued women back then. It was always women who pursued me. I followed a class of women behind my ass."
Tao Susu curled her lips and said, "Old man, as the saying goes: Heroes don't mention bravery back then. Didn't you just have an iron rice bowl as a regular worker in your hand? If you didn't have an iron rice bowl in your hand, it would be worthless." Ah, I'm afraid you're still a bachelor now."
"What's the matter with the iron rice bowl? The iron rice bowl is not held in my hands because I have the ability. Back then, I had the skills, and within a year after entering the factory, I became a regular worker."
"Old man, you are capable, you are amazing. Back then, a platoon, a company, and a battalion of women chased after you. You were so proud, you were so proud, you were so amazing."
Lu Laoba smiled and said: "Yes, you are right, I am amazing, I am amazing all my life."
Tao Susu sighed, "It's a pity. There is an old saying: Dragons beget dragons and phoenixes, and rats can make holes. I think you are a dragon begets rats."
Lu Laoba blamed dissatisfiedly: "Old woman, if you want to blame, you can only blame your stomach for not being able to live up to expectations. Why can't I grow good crops when my seeds are sown in your soil?"
"It's not that your seeds are bad."
Tao Susu whispered.
Lu Laoba walked around the room twice and said to himself: "No, I have to ask these two brothers why they robbed a woman."
Lu Laoba entered Lu Dabao's bedroom with his hands behind his back.
Lu Dabao was lying on the bed sulking. Just now, his mother Tao Susu played 50 big boards each and was not on his side.
Lu Dabao thinks that since he is older, he should take priority.
"Dabao, I heard that you and Erbao robbed a woman, what's going on?"
Lu Dabao complained aggrievedly: "Dad, Erbao and I didn't rob a woman, but Erbao robbed my woman."
"Who is this woman? It's worth fighting for between the two of you."
"It is Liu Xiaomao, a tirifier of" Oriental Supermarket ". I first watched Liu Xiaomao. A while ago, in order to pursue Liu Xiaomao, I also suffered from her boyfriend Xiong Er's meal. Later .”
Lu Laoba nodded, sighed and said, "Dabao, I know about this. You, for a woman, not only got beaten up, but also got involved in a lawsuit. It's not worth it. No matter how beautiful this woman is, she can't take her life." Go gamble. Besides, there are so many beautiful women in the world, why are you so infatuated with this woman? Aren't you afraid that her boyfriend will beat you up again?"
"Dad, let me tell you: Liu Xiaomao's boyfriend Xiong Er has been arrested by the police for selling fake cigarettes, so I dare to pursue her again."
"Oh, so that's the case. Dabao, I think: this woman is not very auspicious. You see, you have suffered a lot for her. To put it bluntly, this kind of woman is the root of prodigal fortune. You should stay away. "
"Dad, you are too superstitious. Although I was beaten up because of Liu Xiaomao, and almost got a 10 yuan lawsuit because of Liu Xiaomao, didn't I turn the evil into good luck? What does this mean? It shows that Liu Xiaomao is not a disaster."
Lu Lao Bayu said earnestly: "Dabao, this woman made you and Erbao jealous again. Tell me, isn't it a disaster? As the saying goes: You rely on father and son soldiers to go into battle. This woman makes your brothers suffer. In my opinion, She's a spoiled woman."
Obviously, Lu Laoba had a very bad impression of Liu Xiaomao.
"Dad, anyway, I like Liu Xiaomao, and I won't marry unless she is the only one."
Lu Laoba opened his eyes and said, "Dabao, you really don't look like my son, who is begging for nothing to pursue a woman. My son, can you be more ambitious and let a woman pursue you."
Lu Dabao said dejectedly: "Dad, at the beginning, you held an iron rice bowl, which made many women envious. Strictly speaking, you used the iron rice bowl to attract women, but for me, the times are different now, and there is no iron rice bowl anymore." , what do you want me to use to attract women?"
"Dabao, you are really worthless. At the beginning, if you had studied hard, been admitted to a 211 project university, and studied some computer major, wouldn't you be a famous white-collar worker now? A white-collar worker is an iron job."
Lu Dabao said stubbornly: "Anyway, I just like Liu Xiaomao, she has already filled my whole heart."
"Nothing! No way! Nothing like my son."
Lu Laoba shook his head and muttered, and walked out of Lu Dabao's bedroom.
Lu Laoba went to Lu Erbao's bedroom again.
Lu Erbao is writing something on the paper.
Lu Laoba asked: "Second Treasure, I always thought that you are quite promising, you have a good brain and a lot of tricks, but why do you want to rob a woman with Da Treasure?"
"Dad, it's not that my elder brother and I are robbing women, but that Liu Xiaomao doesn't like elder brother at all, but Liu Xiaomao likes me. So, strictly speaking, it should be elder brother who is robbing my woman."
Old Ba Lu sighed and said, "Second Bao, after all, you are a few years younger than Dabao. I said, can you give in and let Dabao fall in love with Liu Xiaomao first. If Liu Xiaomao doesn't like Dabao, you can do it later. An analogy: You're the bench player on the field."
"Why? Dad, I can give up everything else, except women. Because, if I don't pursue Liu Xiaomao now, maybe other men will take advantage of it. As for the eldest brother, he is not in Liu Xiaomao's house at all. In sight, it’s just that the eldest brother has no self-awareness, and the toad wants to eat the swan meat.”
Lu Laoba said displeasedly: "Second treasure, you said that Dabao is a toad, so what are you?"
Lu Erbao made a face and replied, "I am a frog."
Lu Laoba said angrily: "According to what you say, is your mother and I both frogs? Toads?"
"Dad, I didn't mean that, I was just making an analogy."
Lu Laoba waved his hand and said decisively: "Well, you give Lu Dabao half a month to pursue Liu Xiaomao first. According to you, if Liu Xiaomao really doesn't love Dabao, then after half a month you And then on."
Lu Erbao blinked his eyes and said, "Dad, half a month is too long. I only give my brother three days. If Liu Xiaomao is willing to go to dinner with my brother, then I will quit."
Lu Laoba said happily: "Second Bao, let's say that, I'll go talk to Da Bao right away and give him three days."
Lu Laobao went to Lu Dabao's bedroom again and said excitedly: "Dabao, I just scolded Erbao. Erbao agreed to give you three days. If Liu Xiaomao agrees to have dinner with you within three days, , then Erbao will withdraw voluntarily."
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Online games: create a bug every ten hours
Chapter 200 3 hours ago -
Honghuang: The man is being deified, and the disciple plays One Punch Man!
Chapter 203 3 hours ago -
Conan's villains
Chapter 196 4 hours ago -
Conan: Money Talks
Chapter 257 4 hours ago -
Shampoo is in fifth gear, and Kizaru is numb
Chapter 116 4 hours ago -
Zongman: Eriri, this is how you use your twin ponytails
Chapter 48 4 hours ago -
Mom, stop bragging. If you keep bragging, I'll become the all-powerful male god.
Chapter 65 4 hours ago -
Elves: Playing as Saitama, Rayquaza is terrified!
Chapter 50 4 hours ago -
All People's Abyss: My skills are infinitely enhanced
Chapter 706 4 hours ago -
Eagle of the Valley of Ice and Fire
Chapter 287 4 hours ago