I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons
Chapter 269 Chapter [269]: Release the pigeons
Chapter 269 Chapter [269]: Release the pigeons
Lu Dabao stared blankly at the passing bus, and muttered to himself, "This...what's going on?"
The sister-in-law said dissatisfiedly: "This Liu Xiaomao is too ignorant of flattery. He invited her to dinner with good intentions, and even slipped away without saying hello. You don't take me seriously."
Lu Dabao sighed and said, "Sister-in-law, you...why don't you stop Liu Xiaomao."
The sister-in-law rolled her eyes at Lu Dabao, and said, "Who would have thought that Liu Xiaomao would jump on the bus? Such an honest girl actually managed to use a trick to get out of her shell. It's really beyond my expectation."
"Hey! Liu Xiaomao is gone, and he still eats a fart."
The sister-in-law said angrily: "Lu Dabao, do you only have Liu Xiaomao in your eyes, and I am no longer a human being? Don't I have a mouth? Liu Xiaomao is gone, we can go and eat."
Lu Dabao prevaricated: "Oh! It's not a big deal. Today I changed into a new dress, but I forgot my wallet in the old one. Look, I didn't even bring my wallet. What do I eat?"
"You didn't bring your wallet? Fool the Japanese."
"Sister-in-law, if you don't believe me, touch my pocket. If you find out the wallet, I will immediately treat you to the most exclusive restaurant for dinner."
Lu Dabao is a little picky, and he usually takes money very seriously. Today, he brought a bank card, worried that he would lose it in his pocket, so he stuffed the bank card into a sock, and tied a transparent adhesive tape.
The sister-in-law said with a gloomy face, "Lu Dabao, you are the one who asked me to search you. Don't blame me for being rude."
The sister-in-law began to search Lu Dabao's body. She searched her upper body and lower body, but she couldn't find the wallet.
"Lu Dabao, it's not that I look down on you, you're such a fool, with your virtue, if you still want to pursue Liu Xiaomao, I don't think there's any way!"
Lu Dabao said apologetically, "Sister-in-law, I am really sorry today, and I will make up for this mistake tomorrow."
"Lu Dabao, I think you just want to play tricks. What you mean is: after ordering the dishes, you then say that you didn't bring your wallet and ask Liu Xiaomao to pay for you, right?"
"Sister-in-law, I was really in a hurry and forgot to bring my wallet. No matter how stupid I am, I won't let Liu Xiaomao pay the bill."
The sister-in-law rolled her eyes at Lu Dabao and said, "You, wait to be a bachelor for the rest of your life. I'm not making fun of you, let alone a big girl, even the big sister-in-law doesn't like you."
After the sister-in-law finished speaking, she turned around and left.
Lu Dabao hurriedly grabbed his sister-in-law and said, "Sister-in-law, I would like to ask you for a favor."
The sister-in-law snorted and said, "If you ask me for help, there is a price. I never do things that lose money."
Lu Dabao said quietly: "Sister-in-law, I have an idea. Tomorrow, you invite Liu Xiaomao to dinner in your own name, and then I will pretend to meet you two at the restaurant by chance. Naturally, I will pay for the meal. "
"Lu Dabao, you want me to lie to Liu Xiaomao?"
"Sister-in-law, it's a bit inappropriate to use the word cheat. I just invited Liu Xiaomao to dinner in your name."
"Lu Dabao, after all, don't you want me to lie to Liu Xiaomao? I won't do this kind of thing."
"Sister-in-law, help me invite Liu Xiaomao to the restaurant, I won't let you do it for nothing."
The sister-in-law asked, "How much are you going to pay me?"
Lu Dabao extended a slap and said, "500 yuan, how about it?"
The sister-in-law curled her lips and said, "If you don't do this well, you will offend Liu Xiaomao. I don't think it's worthwhile to offend a colleague for 500 yuan."
"Sister-in-law, then make an offer."
The sister-in-law thought for a while and said, "I don't know how to open my mouth like a lion. I think: at least give me 1000 yuan."
Lu Dabao scolded in his heart: This old woman is really not a thing, that is, she invited Liu Xiaomao to a meal, and she asked for 1000 yuan.
Although Lu Dabao felt sorry for the 1000 yuan, he thought again, if he could invite Liu Xiaomao to a meal, then Lu Erbao would withdraw from the love scene.
Today is the first day, and tomorrow will be the second day. Three days have passed in the blink of an eye. If Liu Xiaomao is not invited to dinner within three days, then Lu Erbao will go into battle.
Lu Dabao knew that he was no match for Lu Erbao.
Not to mention anything else, Lu Erbao is just a starling mouth, sweet words gushing out of his mouth like spring water, he can't do it himself, he is clumsy, and even the words of courtship are incoherent.
"Okay, sister-in-law, I promise to give you 1000 yuan, but please invite Liu Xiaomao to dinner tomorrow night."
The sister-in-law said cheerfully: "No problem, I think it's in the "Family Restaurant" diagonally opposite the "Oriental Supermarket". I have eaten there once, and the quality is quite high."
"Family Restaurant" is just opposite to "Oriental Supermarket". This is a relatively high-end restaurant, and the per capita consumption is more than 800 yuan.
Lu Dabao gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I agree."
The sister-in-law sighed and said: "Tonight, I was expecting to have a big meal, but I didn't expect it to be empty. It's really frustrating."
"Sister-in-law, I will make sure you have enough to eat and drink tomorrow night."
"Lu Dabao, you bring 1000 yuan tomorrow night, otherwise, I will let Liu Xiaomao go home immediately."
"Sister-in-law, don't worry, the first thing I do when I see you tomorrow is to pay you 120 yuan."
The sister-in-law nodded in satisfaction and went home with a smile.
Lu Dabao looked at his sister-in-law's back, gritted his teeth and scolded: "This old woman is really a greedy ghost, she asked for 1000 yuan, mother, take me for a fool."
Lu Dabao scratched his head, and praised himself: "Lu Dabao, Lu Dabao, you are quite clever, and you actually came up with this fairy idea to ask your sister-in-law to invite Liu Xiaomao to dinner, haha... It seems that parents The genes I passed on are still good."
Lu Dabao hummed a little tune and went home.
As soon as he entered the door, he met Lu Erbao.
Lu Erbao asked: "Brother, today is the first day. From the way I look at you, it seems that Liu Xiaomao didn't accompany you for dinner."
"Haha... What are you in a hurry for? Isn't it just the first day? You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Just wait. Anyway, I will have dinner with Liu Xiaomao in three days."
Lu Erbao smiled and said: "Brother, I just want to remind you that you must have a sense of time. After three days, don't blame me for being rude. I will launch a general attack on Liu Xiaomao. If you send it out, you will attack the top of the mountain in one fell swoop."
Lu Dabao said darkly: "Second treasure, you are too confident, and you look down on big brother too much. Let me tell you: we both have similar genes, and you are not much smarter than me."
"Really? I don't think so. Don't say anything else, my brother is stupid, but I am eloquent. As far as eloquence is concerned, I inherited it from my mother, but you inherited it from my father. You said, this inherited gene Could it be the same?"
"Erbao, although I don't talk much, one sentence is worth 100 sentences. Although you are a talker, what you say is worthless. As the saying goes: rare things are precious."
(End of this chapter)
Lu Dabao stared blankly at the passing bus, and muttered to himself, "This...what's going on?"
The sister-in-law said dissatisfiedly: "This Liu Xiaomao is too ignorant of flattery. He invited her to dinner with good intentions, and even slipped away without saying hello. You don't take me seriously."
Lu Dabao sighed and said, "Sister-in-law, you...why don't you stop Liu Xiaomao."
The sister-in-law rolled her eyes at Lu Dabao, and said, "Who would have thought that Liu Xiaomao would jump on the bus? Such an honest girl actually managed to use a trick to get out of her shell. It's really beyond my expectation."
"Hey! Liu Xiaomao is gone, and he still eats a fart."
The sister-in-law said angrily: "Lu Dabao, do you only have Liu Xiaomao in your eyes, and I am no longer a human being? Don't I have a mouth? Liu Xiaomao is gone, we can go and eat."
Lu Dabao prevaricated: "Oh! It's not a big deal. Today I changed into a new dress, but I forgot my wallet in the old one. Look, I didn't even bring my wallet. What do I eat?"
"You didn't bring your wallet? Fool the Japanese."
"Sister-in-law, if you don't believe me, touch my pocket. If you find out the wallet, I will immediately treat you to the most exclusive restaurant for dinner."
Lu Dabao is a little picky, and he usually takes money very seriously. Today, he brought a bank card, worried that he would lose it in his pocket, so he stuffed the bank card into a sock, and tied a transparent adhesive tape.
The sister-in-law said with a gloomy face, "Lu Dabao, you are the one who asked me to search you. Don't blame me for being rude."
The sister-in-law began to search Lu Dabao's body. She searched her upper body and lower body, but she couldn't find the wallet.
"Lu Dabao, it's not that I look down on you, you're such a fool, with your virtue, if you still want to pursue Liu Xiaomao, I don't think there's any way!"
Lu Dabao said apologetically, "Sister-in-law, I am really sorry today, and I will make up for this mistake tomorrow."
"Lu Dabao, I think you just want to play tricks. What you mean is: after ordering the dishes, you then say that you didn't bring your wallet and ask Liu Xiaomao to pay for you, right?"
"Sister-in-law, I was really in a hurry and forgot to bring my wallet. No matter how stupid I am, I won't let Liu Xiaomao pay the bill."
The sister-in-law rolled her eyes at Lu Dabao and said, "You, wait to be a bachelor for the rest of your life. I'm not making fun of you, let alone a big girl, even the big sister-in-law doesn't like you."
After the sister-in-law finished speaking, she turned around and left.
Lu Dabao hurriedly grabbed his sister-in-law and said, "Sister-in-law, I would like to ask you for a favor."
The sister-in-law snorted and said, "If you ask me for help, there is a price. I never do things that lose money."
Lu Dabao said quietly: "Sister-in-law, I have an idea. Tomorrow, you invite Liu Xiaomao to dinner in your own name, and then I will pretend to meet you two at the restaurant by chance. Naturally, I will pay for the meal. "
"Lu Dabao, you want me to lie to Liu Xiaomao?"
"Sister-in-law, it's a bit inappropriate to use the word cheat. I just invited Liu Xiaomao to dinner in your name."
"Lu Dabao, after all, don't you want me to lie to Liu Xiaomao? I won't do this kind of thing."
"Sister-in-law, help me invite Liu Xiaomao to the restaurant, I won't let you do it for nothing."
The sister-in-law asked, "How much are you going to pay me?"
Lu Dabao extended a slap and said, "500 yuan, how about it?"
The sister-in-law curled her lips and said, "If you don't do this well, you will offend Liu Xiaomao. I don't think it's worthwhile to offend a colleague for 500 yuan."
"Sister-in-law, then make an offer."
The sister-in-law thought for a while and said, "I don't know how to open my mouth like a lion. I think: at least give me 1000 yuan."
Lu Dabao scolded in his heart: This old woman is really not a thing, that is, she invited Liu Xiaomao to a meal, and she asked for 1000 yuan.
Although Lu Dabao felt sorry for the 1000 yuan, he thought again, if he could invite Liu Xiaomao to a meal, then Lu Erbao would withdraw from the love scene.
Today is the first day, and tomorrow will be the second day. Three days have passed in the blink of an eye. If Liu Xiaomao is not invited to dinner within three days, then Lu Erbao will go into battle.
Lu Dabao knew that he was no match for Lu Erbao.
Not to mention anything else, Lu Erbao is just a starling mouth, sweet words gushing out of his mouth like spring water, he can't do it himself, he is clumsy, and even the words of courtship are incoherent.
"Okay, sister-in-law, I promise to give you 1000 yuan, but please invite Liu Xiaomao to dinner tomorrow night."
The sister-in-law said cheerfully: "No problem, I think it's in the "Family Restaurant" diagonally opposite the "Oriental Supermarket". I have eaten there once, and the quality is quite high."
"Family Restaurant" is just opposite to "Oriental Supermarket". This is a relatively high-end restaurant, and the per capita consumption is more than 800 yuan.
Lu Dabao gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I agree."
The sister-in-law sighed and said: "Tonight, I was expecting to have a big meal, but I didn't expect it to be empty. It's really frustrating."
"Sister-in-law, I will make sure you have enough to eat and drink tomorrow night."
"Lu Dabao, you bring 1000 yuan tomorrow night, otherwise, I will let Liu Xiaomao go home immediately."
"Sister-in-law, don't worry, the first thing I do when I see you tomorrow is to pay you 120 yuan."
The sister-in-law nodded in satisfaction and went home with a smile.
Lu Dabao looked at his sister-in-law's back, gritted his teeth and scolded: "This old woman is really a greedy ghost, she asked for 1000 yuan, mother, take me for a fool."
Lu Dabao scratched his head, and praised himself: "Lu Dabao, Lu Dabao, you are quite clever, and you actually came up with this fairy idea to ask your sister-in-law to invite Liu Xiaomao to dinner, haha... It seems that parents The genes I passed on are still good."
Lu Dabao hummed a little tune and went home.
As soon as he entered the door, he met Lu Erbao.
Lu Erbao asked: "Brother, today is the first day. From the way I look at you, it seems that Liu Xiaomao didn't accompany you for dinner."
"Haha... What are you in a hurry for? Isn't it just the first day? You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Just wait. Anyway, I will have dinner with Liu Xiaomao in three days."
Lu Erbao smiled and said: "Brother, I just want to remind you that you must have a sense of time. After three days, don't blame me for being rude. I will launch a general attack on Liu Xiaomao. If you send it out, you will attack the top of the mountain in one fell swoop."
Lu Dabao said darkly: "Second treasure, you are too confident, and you look down on big brother too much. Let me tell you: we both have similar genes, and you are not much smarter than me."
"Really? I don't think so. Don't say anything else, my brother is stupid, but I am eloquent. As far as eloquence is concerned, I inherited it from my mother, but you inherited it from my father. You said, this inherited gene Could it be the same?"
"Erbao, although I don't talk much, one sentence is worth 100 sentences. Although you are a talker, what you say is worthless. As the saying goes: rare things are precious."
(End of this chapter)
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