I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons
Chapter 284 Chapter [284]: Head Card of Ghost Alley
Chapter 284 Chapter [284]: Head Card of Ghost Alley
Lu Dabao said respectfully: "Senior, I think you look like a fairy, you must be a great master."
The old blind man stroked his gray beard and said without humility: "If you want to say that you are not a master, but if you want to talk about fortune-telling, I am the number one in this ghost alley."
"Old man, I've heard about your name for a long time. Today, I'm here to ask you for a fortune-telling."
The old blind man laughed and said, "Young man, you are only in your 20s by the sound of your voice, but your scheming is not small."
Lu Dabao asked suspiciously: "Senior, how do you know that I have scheming?"
The old blind man stroked his gray beard again, and said: "Ten minutes ago, you stood in front of me for 10 seconds, as if you were looking at me, and then you walked away quietly. After a while, Those two little guys came to grab my hat, you scolded those two little guys, and gave me the hat back. How do I feel: You ordered those two little guys to grab my hat.”
Lu Dabao was really taken aback, and he defended tongue-tiedly: "Old man, you...you misunderstood me, I...how could I do such a thing?"
"Haha... I reckon that you have two purposes for doing this. The first one: You want to see if I am bald. Maybe you heard that there is a bald old blind man in the ghost alley who is good at fortune-telling, so you ran away on purpose. Come and look for me. The second one: You want to please me, to show that you have helped me, and let me give you a good fortune-telling."
Lu Dabao had to admire this old blind man, he was really right.
Lu Dabao asked two little beggars to grab the old blind man's hat, first to see if he was bald, but to please the old blind man.
"Old man, I...I admire you so much."
The old blind man laughed loudly, and said heartily: "Young man, you are still not very experienced in the world, so I can see through a little trick."
"I... I was wrong, please forgive me, old man."
Lu Dabao felt that he had no place to put his hands and feet, and he regretted his clumsiness and stupidity.
"My boy, I forgive you."
"Thank you, old man, you are really a prime minister who can pull a boat in your stomach. If you put it on someone else, you would have scolded me a long time ago, and even beat me up."
"Haha... I've lived my whole life, never beat anyone, and don't swear easily, young man, I can understand you."
"Old man, you...you won't make fun of me in fortune-telling, will you?"
Lu Dabao was a little worried that the old blind man would play tricks on him in fortune-telling, that would be a sad reminder.
"Haha...Young man, don't worry, people in our business also have professional ethics. As the saying goes: If you take other people's money, you have to solve the disaster for them. I won't do ignorant things and harm people who come to tell fortunes. "
Lu Dabao felt relieved, and said earnestly, "Old man, I want to tell my fate."
"Report your birth date."
Lu Dabao reported the date and hour of his birth.
The old blind man muttered to himself, moved the fingers of both hands, and did not speak for a full two minutes.
Lu Dabao was very upset, and he very much hoped that the old blind man could say auspicious words.
"Young man, what do you want to count? Career? Marriage? Life? Or official career?"
"I want to count marriage."
Lu Dabao said anxiously.
The old blind man began to mutter again, and flicked his hands. It took a full five minutes before he let out a long sigh.
"Old man, is my marriage not going well?"
The old blind man said quietly: "Young man, you have a peach blossom calamity in your life."
"What is Peach Blossom Tribulation?"
Lu Dabao seemed to understand Taohuajie, and he wanted to clarify this issue.
"Peach Blossom Tribulation means that you are often deceived by women, and you will stumble on women's issues. In a plain language, it is: you have conflicts with women."
"Ah! Can I not touch women?"
The old blind man nodded, and said earnestly, "Young man, all the women you meet may become your enemy, or in other words, may frame you and eventually cause you to die."
Lu Dabao's hairs stood on end, and he asked frightenedly, "Old man, I... can I only deal with men for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, you should stay away from women, don't get too close, for you, women are viruses, once you get too close to women, the virus will catch you, you understand what I mean?"
"I...I understand. But if I can't be intimate with women, won't I be a bachelor for the rest of my life?"
Lu Dabao felt chills all over his body. He liked women, and he hoped to marry a satisfactory wife and have a happy family.
According to the old blind man, he would really be a bachelor all his life, without a wife or children, and when he was old, he would be an old bachelor and die alone.
Lu Dabao seems to have seen his future: a thin old man lying on the hospital bed, dying, but there is no relative beside the hospital bed.
"Old man, I...why should I be so miserable?"
Lu Dabao felt that God was too unfair to him. He was a healthy man, so why couldn't he have a wife?
Could it be that I did something immoral in my previous life, and I will be punished by God in this life?
The old blind man stroked his gray beard, and said quietly: "Everyone has his own destiny, you can't force it. Your destiny is to be a bachelor all your life, so you don't want a wife extravagantly."
Lu Dabao suddenly felt very thirsty in his mouth, as if he had walked in the desert for three days and three nights without drinking a drop of water.
He licked his dry lips, and asked unwillingly: "Old man, you...can you change my life?"
"Haha...Young man, how can I change your fate? This is what God has arranged for you when you were just born, and no one can change it."
"I...I really can't reconcile myself to it."
Lu Dabao felt very desperate. He suddenly felt the darkness around him, and he couldn't see his fingers.
The old blind man said earnestly: "Young man, there are many men who never get married. You are not the only one. If they can live, why can't you? Take me as an example. I am also a lonely old man. I have never touched a woman in my life. Don't you still live in style?"
"I...I'm different because I...I..."
Lu Dabao wanted to say, because I like women, I can't live without women.
However, he couldn't speak.
Even if he said it, he could only make the old blind man laugh.
"Young man, I will charge you 50 yuan to tell your fortune."
Lu Dabao took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a hundred-yuan bill, and handed it to the old blind man.
The old blind man took the money, felt it carefully with his fingers, and said, "This is a hundred-yuan bill. Wait, I'll give you 50 yuan."
"Old...old senior, don't look for it anymore."
Lu Dabao said weakly.
(End of this chapter)
Lu Dabao said respectfully: "Senior, I think you look like a fairy, you must be a great master."
The old blind man stroked his gray beard and said without humility: "If you want to say that you are not a master, but if you want to talk about fortune-telling, I am the number one in this ghost alley."
"Old man, I've heard about your name for a long time. Today, I'm here to ask you for a fortune-telling."
The old blind man laughed and said, "Young man, you are only in your 20s by the sound of your voice, but your scheming is not small."
Lu Dabao asked suspiciously: "Senior, how do you know that I have scheming?"
The old blind man stroked his gray beard again, and said: "Ten minutes ago, you stood in front of me for 10 seconds, as if you were looking at me, and then you walked away quietly. After a while, Those two little guys came to grab my hat, you scolded those two little guys, and gave me the hat back. How do I feel: You ordered those two little guys to grab my hat.”
Lu Dabao was really taken aback, and he defended tongue-tiedly: "Old man, you...you misunderstood me, I...how could I do such a thing?"
"Haha... I reckon that you have two purposes for doing this. The first one: You want to see if I am bald. Maybe you heard that there is a bald old blind man in the ghost alley who is good at fortune-telling, so you ran away on purpose. Come and look for me. The second one: You want to please me, to show that you have helped me, and let me give you a good fortune-telling."
Lu Dabao had to admire this old blind man, he was really right.
Lu Dabao asked two little beggars to grab the old blind man's hat, first to see if he was bald, but to please the old blind man.
"Old man, I...I admire you so much."
The old blind man laughed loudly, and said heartily: "Young man, you are still not very experienced in the world, so I can see through a little trick."
"I... I was wrong, please forgive me, old man."
Lu Dabao felt that he had no place to put his hands and feet, and he regretted his clumsiness and stupidity.
"My boy, I forgive you."
"Thank you, old man, you are really a prime minister who can pull a boat in your stomach. If you put it on someone else, you would have scolded me a long time ago, and even beat me up."
"Haha... I've lived my whole life, never beat anyone, and don't swear easily, young man, I can understand you."
"Old man, you...you won't make fun of me in fortune-telling, will you?"
Lu Dabao was a little worried that the old blind man would play tricks on him in fortune-telling, that would be a sad reminder.
"Haha...Young man, don't worry, people in our business also have professional ethics. As the saying goes: If you take other people's money, you have to solve the disaster for them. I won't do ignorant things and harm people who come to tell fortunes. "
Lu Dabao felt relieved, and said earnestly, "Old man, I want to tell my fate."
"Report your birth date."
Lu Dabao reported the date and hour of his birth.
The old blind man muttered to himself, moved the fingers of both hands, and did not speak for a full two minutes.
Lu Dabao was very upset, and he very much hoped that the old blind man could say auspicious words.
"Young man, what do you want to count? Career? Marriage? Life? Or official career?"
"I want to count marriage."
Lu Dabao said anxiously.
The old blind man began to mutter again, and flicked his hands. It took a full five minutes before he let out a long sigh.
"Old man, is my marriage not going well?"
The old blind man said quietly: "Young man, you have a peach blossom calamity in your life."
"What is Peach Blossom Tribulation?"
Lu Dabao seemed to understand Taohuajie, and he wanted to clarify this issue.
"Peach Blossom Tribulation means that you are often deceived by women, and you will stumble on women's issues. In a plain language, it is: you have conflicts with women."
"Ah! Can I not touch women?"
The old blind man nodded, and said earnestly, "Young man, all the women you meet may become your enemy, or in other words, may frame you and eventually cause you to die."
Lu Dabao's hairs stood on end, and he asked frightenedly, "Old man, I... can I only deal with men for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, you should stay away from women, don't get too close, for you, women are viruses, once you get too close to women, the virus will catch you, you understand what I mean?"
"I...I understand. But if I can't be intimate with women, won't I be a bachelor for the rest of my life?"
Lu Dabao felt chills all over his body. He liked women, and he hoped to marry a satisfactory wife and have a happy family.
According to the old blind man, he would really be a bachelor all his life, without a wife or children, and when he was old, he would be an old bachelor and die alone.
Lu Dabao seems to have seen his future: a thin old man lying on the hospital bed, dying, but there is no relative beside the hospital bed.
"Old man, I...why should I be so miserable?"
Lu Dabao felt that God was too unfair to him. He was a healthy man, so why couldn't he have a wife?
Could it be that I did something immoral in my previous life, and I will be punished by God in this life?
The old blind man stroked his gray beard, and said quietly: "Everyone has his own destiny, you can't force it. Your destiny is to be a bachelor all your life, so you don't want a wife extravagantly."
Lu Dabao suddenly felt very thirsty in his mouth, as if he had walked in the desert for three days and three nights without drinking a drop of water.
He licked his dry lips, and asked unwillingly: "Old man, you...can you change my life?"
"Haha...Young man, how can I change your fate? This is what God has arranged for you when you were just born, and no one can change it."
"I...I really can't reconcile myself to it."
Lu Dabao felt very desperate. He suddenly felt the darkness around him, and he couldn't see his fingers.
The old blind man said earnestly: "Young man, there are many men who never get married. You are not the only one. If they can live, why can't you? Take me as an example. I am also a lonely old man. I have never touched a woman in my life. Don't you still live in style?"
"I...I'm different because I...I..."
Lu Dabao wanted to say, because I like women, I can't live without women.
However, he couldn't speak.
Even if he said it, he could only make the old blind man laugh.
"Young man, I will charge you 50 yuan to tell your fortune."
Lu Dabao took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a hundred-yuan bill, and handed it to the old blind man.
The old blind man took the money, felt it carefully with his fingers, and said, "This is a hundred-yuan bill. Wait, I'll give you 50 yuan."
"Old...old senior, don't look for it anymore."
Lu Dabao said weakly.
(End of this chapter)
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