I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons

Chapter 290 Chapter [290]: Suicide by jumping into the river
"Erbao, you... just let me save a little face."

Lu Ya begged.

Lu Erbao said angrily: "Sister, if I can't get 1 yuan and can't change my life, I don't want to live. I'm going to jump into the river at 12:00 noon tomorrow. My mother said that I am short of water in my life. , jumped into the river to die. 18 years later, I will be a good man again. By then, there will be no shortage of water in my life, and my love and marriage will not be so unhappy. Sister, let me call you one last time: Farewell, dear sister."

Lu Erbao actually resorted to his trump card and threatened his sister with death.

As expected, Lu Ya was caught in the trick, and hurriedly said: "Erbao, you...don't jump into the river, I'll go find Tianhao right away."

Lu Erbao smiled sinisterly.

Lu Ya called Tianhao.

"Brother Tian, ​​I...I really don't know what to say."

"Hehe... Lu Ya, you don't need to ask, I know that Lu Erbao must be forcing you to borrow money from me."

"Brother Tian, ​​I...why am I so unlucky to have such a brother?"

"Lu Ya, what kind of younger brother do you have is up to you. How about this, you ask Lu Erbao to come to my office tomorrow morning, and I will raise 1 yuan for him."

"Brother Tian, ​​thank you so much. Originally, I didn't want to take care of Lu Erbao's affairs, but he threatened to commit suicide by jumping into the river at 12:00 noon tomorrow, so he bid me farewell. I...I'm really worried about Lu Erbao There are three pros and two shorts."

"Haha... Lu Ya, your heart is too soft, so Lu Erbao grabbed your 7 inches. Forget it, since Lu Erbao is your real brother, I will take it for your sake Leave him alone."

It was said that Lu Erbao threatened Lu Ya with suicide. He knew that it would definitely work.

Lu Erbao came home humming a ditty, and as soon as he entered, he saw his mother Tao Susu and Lu Dabao sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Tao Susu saw that Lu Erbao had come back, and said, "Erbao, where have you gone, let Dabao and I sit here and wait."

"Mom, what are you waiting for me?"

Tao Susu pointed to the sofa and said, "You sit down and we'll talk."

Lu Erbao sat down, but he was a little uneasy.

Although he threatened his sister just now and asked her to borrow 1 yuan from Tianhao, he still can't decide whether Tianhao will borrow the money.

Just as he was thinking, the phone rang, and Lu Erbao quickly took out his phone.

"Er Bao, please don't do anything stupid. I have already told Brother Tian that he promised to lend you 1 yuan and asked you to go to his office to get it tomorrow."

"Ula!"

Lu Erbao cheered and said, "Sister, you are really my good sister."

"Hey! Erbao, you, what can I say?"

"Sister, as long as the old blind man changes my life, I will never look for him again."

"Er Bao, you have to be a bit scientific, don't believe in these messy things, it will make people nervous."

"Thank you, sister."

Lu Erbao hung up the phone, crossed his legs, trembling, and asked, "Mom, why are you so serious? Just say what you have to say."

Tao Susu said seriously: "Erbao, the old blind man told you today that you want to fall in love 10 times, right?"

"Yeah, that's what the old blind man said. What he meant was: I've been in love 10 times, and I've always failed in 9 times. I won't get married until the 10th time. However, if I get married, I will still get divorced. After three marriages, I became a lonely old man."

Tao Susu said solemnly: "Second treasure, since you have to fall in love 10 times, only the 10th will succeed, that is to say: even if you fall in love with Liu Xiaomao now, both of you will die without a problem. Don't do useless work, just give Liu Xiaomao to Dabao."

Lu Dabao interrupted and said, "Er Bao, you are a smart person, why do you need to do something useless? According to the old blind man's fortune-telling, you must have no destiny with Liu Xiaomao. If you have no destiny, then let me. The old blind man said , I am destined to only marry a girl with the word Mao in her name, which means that Liu Xiaomao and I are destined."

Lu Erbao waved his hand and said boldly: "Mom, brother, don't talk about it, I know everything. Since the old blind man said that I want to fall in love 10 times, then Liu Xiaomao is not my type. Official announcement: Quit the love competition with Big Brother."

Lu Dabao cheered happily: "Long live Lu Erbao!"

Lu Erbao said displeasedly: "What's the use of living ten thousand years, if you're not a lonely old man. Tomorrow, the old blind man will change my life. If the change is successful, I still have something to look forward to. Otherwise, living is really boring."

Lu Dabao comforted: "Second treasure, you have to be confident. Since the old blind man said to change your name, there must be no problem. Anyway, you are still lucky. The old blind man said that you have divorced three times, which means that you will be divorced three times. That means you will have three wives. Er Bao, you really have an affair."

Lu Erbao said displeasedly: "Brother, are you mocking me? I have been divorced three times, so is it an affair?"

Lu Dabao grinned and said, "Er Bao, if you divorced three times, does that mean you will also marry three times, that is to say, you will be with three women, isn't that considered an affair?"

Lu Erbao shrugged and said: "Brother, it seems that it is your fate that you met a girl with Mao in her name all of a sudden. I wish you and Liu Xiaomao a speedy marriage."

Lu Dabao said happily: "Er Bao, when Liu Xiaomao and I get married, we must have more children. Our mother just said, let me give you a child."

Lu Erbao felt it was too sad. He had always looked down on Lu Dabao, but now he actually needed Lu Dabao's children to support him in his old age.

Lu Erbao said unconvinced: "Brother, the old blind man will change my life tomorrow, maybe I will be full of children and grandchildren."

Tao Susu pursed her lips and said, "Okay, I hope you both will have a full house of children and grandchildren, so that the incense of the Lu family will become more and more prosperous, and I will be worthy of the Lu family."

Tao Susu stretched her waist and said, "I'm going to bed."

Lu Dabao pouted to Lu Erbao and said, "Let's go to the small restaurant at the entrance of the alley for a drink."

Lu Erbao was in a very depressed mood. He still didn't know if he could get the 1 yuan.

Although Tianhao agreed to Lu Ya and lent Lu Erbao 1 yuan, but Tianhao was full of tricks, and maybe some troubles would happen tomorrow.

Also, although the old blind man agreed to change his life for Lu Erbao, what kind of life was he changed?This is still an unknown.

Lu Erbao really wanted to drink some wine to relieve boredom.

"Brother, I don't have any money with me."

"How can I let you spend money? If you give me Liu Xiaomao, I should buy you a drink. Let's go, let's get drunk."

The two brothers went to the small restaurant at the entrance of the alley.

The proprietress of the restaurant is over 50 years old and is also an old resident here, so she is very familiar with the Lu family.

The landlady greeted me cheerfully: "The sun really came out from the west today. You Lu family have lived here for more than 20 years and have never had a meal in my restaurant."

(End of this chapter)