I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons

Chapter 292 Chapter [292]: Mildew

Lu Erbao said apologetically, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you. Thank you for caring about me and working so hard for me."

"Second brother-in-law, to be honest, I'm not working for you, but because of your sister's face, if I don't lend you 1 yuan, I heard that you are going to commit suicide by jumping into the river at 12:00 noon today. , I really want to watch this excitement, see how you jump into the river, how you struggle in the water, and I want to hear your voice calling for help."

Lu Erbao smiled awkwardly, and said: "Brother-in-law, I was scaring my sister, I would not be willing to commit suicide. Besides, even if it was suicide, I would not choose to jump into the river. I think: drowned by water The taste must be unpleasant, it is better to jump off the building, and you will die with a click, and there will be no pain."

"Haha...Second brother-in-law, it seems that you have done a lot of research on suicide."

"Hee hee... I just thought about it casually, and I didn't study it on purpose. In fact, our Lu family likes to talk about suicide, because we have heard my mother talk about suicide since childhood, but until now , his old man is living well."

Tianhao shrugged, he really didn't understand how Lu Ya could be deceived so easily.

As soon as Tao Susu mentioned suicide, Lu Ya's legs would go limp from fright.

As soon as the younger brothers talked about committing suicide, Lu Ya compromised.

If it was on Tian Hao's body, he wouldn't pay attention to this set of suicide tricks.

That time, Tao Susu ran to Tianhao's office, clamoring to commit suicide.

Tianhao didn't take it seriously at all, and even helped Tao Susu tie the hanging rope and set up the stool.

Lu Erbao stood still, not daring to sit down, looking respectful.

Tianhao didn't let Lu Erbao sit down, but let him stand like this.

Lu Erbao stood for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore, and asked, "Brother-in-law, where is the money you lent me?"

"Oh, I forgot if you didn't tell me."

Tianhao took out a stack of money from the drawer, threw it on the ground, and said, "You take the money and leave quickly, I'm very busy."

Tianhao threw a stack of money on the ground just to humiliate Lu Erbao.

Holding back his anger, Lu Erbao bent down to pick up the money, nodded and said, "Thank you brother-in-law, I'm leaving."

As soon as Lu Erbao went out, he scolded: "You bastard Tianhao, you don't treat my brother-in-law like a green onion. One day, I will take revenge on you."

With 1 yuan in his pocket, he took a taxi and rushed to the ghost alley.

The old blind man was still sleeping on the recliner, looking leisurely.

Lu Erbao stepped forward respectfully and said, "Master, I'm here to give you money."

He put the money in the old blind man's hand.

The old blind man touched the money carefully, and then counted them one by one. After counting for half an hour, he said, "That's right, 1 yuan, all of which are real bills."

Lu Erbao suddenly thought that he should give the old blind man 1 yuan in counterfeit banknotes. He was blind, so he would definitely not be able to tell the authenticity of the banknotes.

The old blind man seemed to have noticed Lu Erbao's thoughts, and said quietly: "Some people bully me, a blind man, to tell fortunes with counterfeit banknotes. I can tell the real ones by touching them. Those who come with counterfeit banknotes Many people find it very strange, they can't understand why my hand is more effective than the banknote detector. In fact, I rely on feeling, people have a sixth sense, as we are blind, the sixth sense is more developed .”

Lu Erbao was taken aback, he really felt that the old blind man had a sixth sense, and could detect his own thoughts.

It was horrible.

Lu Erbao asked respectfully: "Teacher, just tell me a little secret, change my life, and let me not be a lonely old man."

The old blind man said cheerfully: "Sir, I will risk a short lifespan to tell you a secret. When your mother gave birth to you, the midwife had a ghostly aura on her body, so it brought you bad luck. That The ghost is a mourning ghost, because it has not had enough to eat all its life and was bullied by its husband, so it cried all day long, and finally cried to death."

Lu Erbao was taken aback, and asked, "You mean: that mourning ghost attached to the midwife, and the midwife came to deliver my baby again. In this way, my body will be stained with bad luck."

"That's right, sir's brain is quite easy to use. If I fiddle with it, you'll understand everything."

"Master, how can you drive away the bad breath on me?
"It's very simple, you have to find a girl with the word "laugh" in her name, and use laughter to drive away the bad luck of crying."

Lu Erbao was a little embarrassed.

There are very few people with the word "laugh" in their names.

Where was he going to find such a girl?
Lu Erbao asked: "Master, is there any other way to get rid of bad luck?"

The old blind man shook his head and said: "No, there is only one way. If you can find a girl with the word "smile" in her name, you are lucky. If you can't find such a girl, then you have to fall in love 10 times. Divorced three times, and finally became a lonely old man."

Lu Erbao heaved a long sigh, he was a little pessimistic and disappointed.

He has lived for so many years, and he has never met a person with the word "laugh" in his name.

"Master, thank you for your advice."

Lu Erbao went home dejectedly.

As soon as he entered the house, Tao Susu asked, "Er Bao, did you go to the old blind man? What did he say?"

Lu Erbao said weakly: "Mom, why do you think I'm so unlucky? You see, big brother is so lucky. The old blind man told him to find a girl with Mao in her name. That Liu Xiaomao is far away in the sky and right in front of him." , I don’t need big brother to look for it at all. But today, the old blind man said to me, let me find a girl with the word “smile” in her name, tell me, where can I find such a girl?”

Tao Susu was taken aback, sighed and said, "Yes, I have never met a girl with the word "laugh" in her name in my life."

Tao Susu yelled to the bedroom: "Old man, come out quickly."

Lu Laoba walked out of the bedroom with his hands behind his back, humming Peking Opera, and asked, "Old lady, why are you calling me?"

"Old man, I want to ask you, have you ever met a girl with the word "smile" in her name in your life?"

Lu Laoba thought for a while, then shook his head: "I haven't seen it, nor heard of it, old woman, why are you looking for a girl with the word "smile" in her name?"

"Oops! Erbao is in trouble. The old blind fortune teller said that he can only marry a girl with the word "laughter" in her name. If he can't meet such a girl, the marriage will not go smoothly."

"The old blind man said that?"

"Yes, Erbao went to the old blind man to tell his fortune yesterday, that's what the old blind man said."

Lu Laoba walked around the living room a few times with his hands behind his back, and came up with an idea: "Er Bao, see if there are any acquaintances in the Public Security Bureau, and ask him to check the household registration information to see if there is a girl with the word "smile" in her name. "

Tao Susu said excitedly: "Old man, you are so smart, this is a good way, as long as you find such a girl, you can find a way to get close to her."

(End of this chapter)