I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons
Chapter 295 Chapter [295]: Ants and Grasshoppers
Chapter 295 Chapter [295]: Ants and Grasshoppers
Lu Dabao smiled wryly, and thought to himself: Although I went to a junior college, isn't it just a job as a driver now?
It's just that my salary as a driver is a little higher. At some point, if the long braids are not happy, they will fire me.
"Brother, each other, my life is not easy as a secretary. I look at the face of the general manager all day, like a slave. In fact, our social status is the same. If you are an ant, I am an ant." Grasshoppers are still trampled to death with one foot."
The telephone pole asked faintly: "Brother, you must have something to do with me today."
"It's okay, I just suddenly missed my brother, how about this, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, let's talk about it."
"Okay, my brother is better than me now, so you should treat me to a meal. Back then, when we sat at the same table, you didn't miss my snacks."
"Haha... yes, brother, my family has a lot of brothers, my parents have been laid off long ago, they start a small business, they can't make much money, it's good to be able to eat enough, and I can't buy snacks at all. Brother is different, Your parents both have a job, and they bring a pack of snacks to school every now and then, which makes me hungry."
The telegraph pole laughed and said, "Man, you are good to me. When some classmates bully me, you will draw your sword to help me and act as my umbrella. I will never forget your kindness."
"Haha... each other, to be honest, I haven't made a friend since high school."
"Me too. Once a person enters the society, he will not be able to make close friends."
That night, Lu Dabao invited Telegraph Pole to have dinner at the "Family Restaurant".
The price of the family restaurant is moderate and the food tastes very good. Lu Dabao likes the environment and taste here very much.
Lu Dabao ordered 6 dishes, two dim sum, one soup, and a bottle of Wuliangye.
The telegraph poles looked thinner, and their skin was dark, which showed that they were malnourished.
Lu Dabao asked: "You didn't talk about your girlfriend?"
The telegraph pole shook his head and said dejectedly: "I am a small worker. I earn 4000 yuan a month. I can't afford a wedding house or a car. Which girl thinks highly of me."
Lu Dabao also sighed and said, "I'm the same as you. Although my salary is a bit higher, I also don't have a wedding room, no car, and no one thinks highly of me."
The two were sick and sympathetic to each other, pouring out their sorrows to each other.
After drinking for three rounds, Lu Dabao opened his mouth.
"Brother, to be honest, I recently fell in love with a girl, but this girl treats me indifferently and keeps me thousands of miles away. What do you think I should do?"
The telegraph pole said: "Dude, I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm a blank slate in love. If you ask me for advice, then you're looking for the wrong person."
Lu Dabao said quietly: "My younger brother gave me an idea, let me create a scene where a hero saves the beauty, but I need to find a reliable helper."
Lu Dabao thought it over, the fewer people participating in this scene where the hero saves the beauty, the better, just one person on the telephone pole is enough.
The telegraph pole looked blank: "How do you create a scene where the hero saves the beauty?"
"Brother, I just need to find a reliable person to block this girl in a remote place and pretend to be entangled with her. At this time, I will rush up and drive this gangster away. This is a hero who saves the beauty."
The telephone pole laughed, and suddenly realized: "Brother, I understand, the reason why you contacted me is because you want me to play the role of the gangster, and let you come to the hero to save the beauty."
"Yeah, brother, I've thought about it, you're the only friend in this life, and you can't be trusted with someone else."
The telegraph pole patted his chest and said, "Brother, I will help you with this favor."
Lu Dabao said happily: "Brother, friends are friends after all. Even after being away for several years, the friendship between friends is not weak at all."
The telephone pole said faintly: "Brother, I think we were inseparable buddies for three years in high school. I have always buried this friendship in my heart. In the past few years, I have wanted to call you countless times, but I gave up countless times because I have an inferiority complex.”
Lu Dabao said emotionally: "Brother, like you, I have wanted to call you countless times, but I feel ashamed to see my brother. To tell you the truth, I have been miserable all these years."
"Why are you so miserable?"
"Hey! After graduating from university, I worked as a coach in a gym, but was framed by a sister-in-law. She even said that I touched her buttocks. It's really inexplicable. How could I fall in love with my sister-in-law?"
"Ah! Brother was actually framed."
"Yeah. Later, I changed another unit and worked as a security guard in a supermarket. One day, I saw a paper bag in the corridor. I picked it up and saw that there was 2 yuan in it. At that time, I was obsessed with money, so I put The money went into the pocket. Unexpectedly, the money turned out to be the allowance of the security team. The security captain insisted that I broke open the cabinet and stole the money, and asked me to write a confession, so he let me go."
The telephone pole asked in horror: "Brother, you... your experience is too tortuous, why... why do you always get framed?"
"Hey! I asked the blind man to tell my fate, and only then did I solve the mystery. It turns out that I have a peach blossom robbery in my life. The so-called peach blossom robbery means being framed by a woman. Think about it, the old lady in the gym said that I touched her Buttocks, our security captain is also a woman, saying that I pried open the cabinet and stole money, and it was all in the hands of women."
The telegraph pole looked surprised, and said with a tongue-tied voice: "Brother, you have committed a peach blossom robbery, which is really unheard of."
"Yeah, the blind fortune teller said, I can only find girls with Mao in my name in my life. The girl I want to pursue has Mao in her name. To create a scene where a hero saves the beauty."
"So that's what happened."
The telegraph pole suddenly realized.
"Brother, after thinking about it, no one is willing to help me except you. Although I can buy a helper with money, it is unreliable after all. I am worried that if I get tricked, it will be troublesome. There's going to be a lawsuit."
The telegraph pole rolled up its sleeves and said, "Dude, don't worry, I will be careful when I do this kind of thing. At that time, even if I am caught, it can only be said that my way of pursuing girls is a bit mangy. .”
"Brother, let's have a good discussion on how to handle it."
The telegraph pole said disapprovingly: "Brother, it's very simple, that is, a gentleman uses his words but not his hands. I stopped the girl and pestered her with words, that's enough."
(End of this chapter)
Lu Dabao smiled wryly, and thought to himself: Although I went to a junior college, isn't it just a job as a driver now?
It's just that my salary as a driver is a little higher. At some point, if the long braids are not happy, they will fire me.
"Brother, each other, my life is not easy as a secretary. I look at the face of the general manager all day, like a slave. In fact, our social status is the same. If you are an ant, I am an ant." Grasshoppers are still trampled to death with one foot."
The telephone pole asked faintly: "Brother, you must have something to do with me today."
"It's okay, I just suddenly missed my brother, how about this, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, let's talk about it."
"Okay, my brother is better than me now, so you should treat me to a meal. Back then, when we sat at the same table, you didn't miss my snacks."
"Haha... yes, brother, my family has a lot of brothers, my parents have been laid off long ago, they start a small business, they can't make much money, it's good to be able to eat enough, and I can't buy snacks at all. Brother is different, Your parents both have a job, and they bring a pack of snacks to school every now and then, which makes me hungry."
The telegraph pole laughed and said, "Man, you are good to me. When some classmates bully me, you will draw your sword to help me and act as my umbrella. I will never forget your kindness."
"Haha... each other, to be honest, I haven't made a friend since high school."
"Me too. Once a person enters the society, he will not be able to make close friends."
That night, Lu Dabao invited Telegraph Pole to have dinner at the "Family Restaurant".
The price of the family restaurant is moderate and the food tastes very good. Lu Dabao likes the environment and taste here very much.
Lu Dabao ordered 6 dishes, two dim sum, one soup, and a bottle of Wuliangye.
The telegraph poles looked thinner, and their skin was dark, which showed that they were malnourished.
Lu Dabao asked: "You didn't talk about your girlfriend?"
The telegraph pole shook his head and said dejectedly: "I am a small worker. I earn 4000 yuan a month. I can't afford a wedding house or a car. Which girl thinks highly of me."
Lu Dabao also sighed and said, "I'm the same as you. Although my salary is a bit higher, I also don't have a wedding room, no car, and no one thinks highly of me."
The two were sick and sympathetic to each other, pouring out their sorrows to each other.
After drinking for three rounds, Lu Dabao opened his mouth.
"Brother, to be honest, I recently fell in love with a girl, but this girl treats me indifferently and keeps me thousands of miles away. What do you think I should do?"
The telegraph pole said: "Dude, I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm a blank slate in love. If you ask me for advice, then you're looking for the wrong person."
Lu Dabao said quietly: "My younger brother gave me an idea, let me create a scene where a hero saves the beauty, but I need to find a reliable helper."
Lu Dabao thought it over, the fewer people participating in this scene where the hero saves the beauty, the better, just one person on the telephone pole is enough.
The telegraph pole looked blank: "How do you create a scene where the hero saves the beauty?"
"Brother, I just need to find a reliable person to block this girl in a remote place and pretend to be entangled with her. At this time, I will rush up and drive this gangster away. This is a hero who saves the beauty."
The telephone pole laughed, and suddenly realized: "Brother, I understand, the reason why you contacted me is because you want me to play the role of the gangster, and let you come to the hero to save the beauty."
"Yeah, brother, I've thought about it, you're the only friend in this life, and you can't be trusted with someone else."
The telegraph pole patted his chest and said, "Brother, I will help you with this favor."
Lu Dabao said happily: "Brother, friends are friends after all. Even after being away for several years, the friendship between friends is not weak at all."
The telephone pole said faintly: "Brother, I think we were inseparable buddies for three years in high school. I have always buried this friendship in my heart. In the past few years, I have wanted to call you countless times, but I gave up countless times because I have an inferiority complex.”
Lu Dabao said emotionally: "Brother, like you, I have wanted to call you countless times, but I feel ashamed to see my brother. To tell you the truth, I have been miserable all these years."
"Why are you so miserable?"
"Hey! After graduating from university, I worked as a coach in a gym, but was framed by a sister-in-law. She even said that I touched her buttocks. It's really inexplicable. How could I fall in love with my sister-in-law?"
"Ah! Brother was actually framed."
"Yeah. Later, I changed another unit and worked as a security guard in a supermarket. One day, I saw a paper bag in the corridor. I picked it up and saw that there was 2 yuan in it. At that time, I was obsessed with money, so I put The money went into the pocket. Unexpectedly, the money turned out to be the allowance of the security team. The security captain insisted that I broke open the cabinet and stole the money, and asked me to write a confession, so he let me go."
The telephone pole asked in horror: "Brother, you... your experience is too tortuous, why... why do you always get framed?"
"Hey! I asked the blind man to tell my fate, and only then did I solve the mystery. It turns out that I have a peach blossom robbery in my life. The so-called peach blossom robbery means being framed by a woman. Think about it, the old lady in the gym said that I touched her Buttocks, our security captain is also a woman, saying that I pried open the cabinet and stole money, and it was all in the hands of women."
The telegraph pole looked surprised, and said with a tongue-tied voice: "Brother, you have committed a peach blossom robbery, which is really unheard of."
"Yeah, the blind fortune teller said, I can only find girls with Mao in my name in my life. The girl I want to pursue has Mao in her name. To create a scene where a hero saves the beauty."
"So that's what happened."
The telegraph pole suddenly realized.
"Brother, after thinking about it, no one is willing to help me except you. Although I can buy a helper with money, it is unreliable after all. I am worried that if I get tricked, it will be troublesome. There's going to be a lawsuit."
The telegraph pole rolled up its sleeves and said, "Dude, don't worry, I will be careful when I do this kind of thing. At that time, even if I am caught, it can only be said that my way of pursuing girls is a bit mangy. .”
"Brother, let's have a good discussion on how to handle it."
The telegraph pole said disapprovingly: "Brother, it's very simple, that is, a gentleman uses his words but not his hands. I stopped the girl and pestered her with words, that's enough."
(End of this chapter)
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