I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons
Chapter 334 Chapter [334]: The vanity of the old man
Chapter 334 Chapter [334]: The vanity of the old man
Lu Laoba said with satisfaction: "Son-in-law, now you are acting like a son-in-law. When you bring the wine, you should shout loudly at the door of the house: Father-in-law, I have sent you Maotai wine. The louder you shout, the louder you will get." OK, let the next door neighbors hear it.”
Lu Dabao curled his lips and said, "Dad, why don't you just ask your brother-in-law to start shouting from the entrance of the alley and keep shouting to the door of your house, so that everyone in the alley will know that your son-in-law bought you Maotai liquor."
Lu Erbao grinned and said, "Just ask my brother-in-law to publish an advertisement in the newspaper, saying that I bought Moutai for my father-in-law, and I hope my father-in-law will become healthier after drinking."
Mr. Lu said with a stern face: "I just want to get the limelight, what's the matter? Who in the alley doesn't have a swollen face to pretend to be fat. Besides, I am really a real son-in-law who bought Moutai for my father-in-law. Some people, They will also deliberately cheat, use empty Moutai bottles to bluff and deceive, and show off that their son-in-law respects him."
Tianhao smiled and said: "Father-in-law, I understand your heart. When the time comes, when I enter the alley with Moutai in my hand, I will deliberately pretend to be very tired, take three steps to rest, and then say to myself: This Moutai is really heavy. In this way, it took me 10 minutes to walk to the door of the house, and I thought that everyone in the alley would know that Master Lu’s son-in-law brought him Moutai.”
Lu Laoba said happily: "Son-in-law, you still have a point, so let's do it. In recent years, those who have daughters in the alley have often shown off their son-in-law's filial piety, which made me jealous. Today, I If you don't show off, I'm really sorry for my son-in-law's filial piety."
Lu Dabao grinned and said, "Brother-in-law, when you bring the Moutai, let me know. I'll borrow a gong. I'll strike in the front, and you'll walk with the Moutai in the back. I'll let everyone in the alley go." Everyone knows it, everyone knows it.”
Lu Erbao also laughed and said: "I will join in the fun when the time comes. I hold a red flag, walk at the front, and shout loudly: My son-in-law is giving Maotai to my father-in-law!"
Lu Laoba nodded frequently, and said: "Dabao, Erbao, both of you have a good idea, what should I do when the time comes, I will stand at the door of the house and welcome you. Hmph! I finally got out of my tone, otherwise, all The people in the alley thought I raised a daughter for nothing."
Unexpectedly, Lu Laoba wanted to show off his son-in-law so much, which made Tianhao dumbfounded.
Lu Laoba ordered: "Dabao, look at Erbao's eyes. He knows how to shine his brother-in-law's shoes. You're fine just sitting aside. Why don't you give Tianhao a shoulder massage?"
Tianhao quickly waved his hand and said: "Second brother-in-law wants to shine my shoes. It's of his own free will, and I can't refuse. As for my elder brother-in-law massaging my shoulders, forget it. Since it's not of his own free will, it's a forced one. The melon is not sweet. Besides, my shoulders are not sore or painful, so there is no need for massage."
Lu Dabao came over with a smile, and said, "Brother-in-law, it's only because of my clumsy mind that I didn't expect to massage your shoulders. Dad reminded me and inspired me. Actually, I have long wanted to massage my brother-in-law."
Lu Dabao began to massage Tianhao's shoulders.
Lu Laoba looked around and asked, "Why didn't Sanbao come back?"
Tianhao explained: "I asked Sanbao to come back with me to eat dumplings, but he has to study at school at night, and he has to review his homework when he comes back, so he has no time to come back to eat dumplings. Sanbao said, let me bring him a bowl Take the dumplings back and eat them tomorrow morning."
Lu Laoba said displeasedly: "Sambo simply forgot about home and parents. If he goes to college in the future, he might not even give me a phone call."
"Old father-in-law, isn't Sanbao preparing to take the college entrance examination? Now is the most critical time, so don't criticize him. I think: Sanbao is a filial child. When he has a future, he will definitely respect the elders well."
Lu Laoba shrugged his shoulders and said: "I see, you, brother-in-law, is the one Sanbao wants to honor the most in the future. I can see through it. You have already bought Sanbao's heart, so I have raised a son for nothing."
Tianhao smiled and said, "I just treat Sanbao as my own brother. He is your son and will never change."
Lu Erbao finished polishing Tianhao's leather shoes, nodded and said, "Brother-in-law, let me massage your legs."
Tianhao waved his hand and said, "I'm not the elder, why should I let my elder brother-in-law and second brother-in-law serve me? You are so kind to me, my father-in-law will be jealous again."
Lu Laoba chuckled and said: "Son-in-law, don't think that Erbao is good to you. He is trying to set your sights. If you eat dumplings later, you will bleed."
Tianhao said nonchalantly: "I have been prepared for bleeding."
After speaking, he pointed to the schoolbag on the desk and said, "There's a lot of blood in there."
Lu Erbao didn't care about massaging Tianhao's legs anymore, he ran over excitedly, picked up his schoolbag, and looked through the contents.
There are two stacks of RMB in the schoolbag
Lu Erbao took out the RMB and asked disappointedly, "Brother-in-law, you...you just took two stacks of money?"
"Yeah, isn't it still missing? This pile of money is 1 RMB. To tell you the truth, the money is still borrowed from others. I thought: Since my old mother-in-law invited me to eat dumplings, it must be someone who met me at home. It's something embarrassing, so I urgently asked my colleagues to borrow 2 yuan."
Lu Erbao sighed and said, "Brother-in-law, this 2 yuan is not enough."
Tianhao asked curiously: "What happened at home again? It seems that your second treasure caused trouble?"
Lu Erbao sighed and said: "Brother-in-law, you found me a girl with the word "smile" in her name. I have already hooked up with this girl and asked her to come to visit her parents at home. Unexpectedly, she asked for 3 yuan. A gift of [-] yuan."
Tianhao was taken aback, and asked in amazement: "Second brother-in-law, you mean: Bao Xiao asked for a gift of 3 yuan?"
"That's right, Bao Xiao said: If she marries me, she will be considered a second marriage, and she has suffered a great loss. Therefore, our Lu family has to make up for her, show her some respect, and ask for a gift of 3 yuan."
Tianhao said coldly: "Bao Xiao wants a gift of 3 yuan, which is not a big deal. The question is: in the future, she will keep asking for this and that. Can the Lu family satisfy her?"
Lu Erbao said: "Brother-in-law, first let Bao Xiao come to our house to visit his parents. As for the future, let's take it one step at a time. Why do you think so much?"
Tianhao said solemnly: "Second brother-in-law, I have to remind you: Bao Xiao asked for a gift of 3 yuan for a meeting, which is not a good sign. If she makes endless demands in the future, the Lu family will It can’t satisfy her. As the saying goes: No amount of money can fill a bottomless pit.”
(End of this chapter)
Lu Laoba said with satisfaction: "Son-in-law, now you are acting like a son-in-law. When you bring the wine, you should shout loudly at the door of the house: Father-in-law, I have sent you Maotai wine. The louder you shout, the louder you will get." OK, let the next door neighbors hear it.”
Lu Dabao curled his lips and said, "Dad, why don't you just ask your brother-in-law to start shouting from the entrance of the alley and keep shouting to the door of your house, so that everyone in the alley will know that your son-in-law bought you Maotai liquor."
Lu Erbao grinned and said, "Just ask my brother-in-law to publish an advertisement in the newspaper, saying that I bought Moutai for my father-in-law, and I hope my father-in-law will become healthier after drinking."
Mr. Lu said with a stern face: "I just want to get the limelight, what's the matter? Who in the alley doesn't have a swollen face to pretend to be fat. Besides, I am really a real son-in-law who bought Moutai for my father-in-law. Some people, They will also deliberately cheat, use empty Moutai bottles to bluff and deceive, and show off that their son-in-law respects him."
Tianhao smiled and said: "Father-in-law, I understand your heart. When the time comes, when I enter the alley with Moutai in my hand, I will deliberately pretend to be very tired, take three steps to rest, and then say to myself: This Moutai is really heavy. In this way, it took me 10 minutes to walk to the door of the house, and I thought that everyone in the alley would know that Master Lu’s son-in-law brought him Moutai.”
Lu Laoba said happily: "Son-in-law, you still have a point, so let's do it. In recent years, those who have daughters in the alley have often shown off their son-in-law's filial piety, which made me jealous. Today, I If you don't show off, I'm really sorry for my son-in-law's filial piety."
Lu Dabao grinned and said, "Brother-in-law, when you bring the Moutai, let me know. I'll borrow a gong. I'll strike in the front, and you'll walk with the Moutai in the back. I'll let everyone in the alley go." Everyone knows it, everyone knows it.”
Lu Erbao also laughed and said: "I will join in the fun when the time comes. I hold a red flag, walk at the front, and shout loudly: My son-in-law is giving Maotai to my father-in-law!"
Lu Laoba nodded frequently, and said: "Dabao, Erbao, both of you have a good idea, what should I do when the time comes, I will stand at the door of the house and welcome you. Hmph! I finally got out of my tone, otherwise, all The people in the alley thought I raised a daughter for nothing."
Unexpectedly, Lu Laoba wanted to show off his son-in-law so much, which made Tianhao dumbfounded.
Lu Laoba ordered: "Dabao, look at Erbao's eyes. He knows how to shine his brother-in-law's shoes. You're fine just sitting aside. Why don't you give Tianhao a shoulder massage?"
Tianhao quickly waved his hand and said: "Second brother-in-law wants to shine my shoes. It's of his own free will, and I can't refuse. As for my elder brother-in-law massaging my shoulders, forget it. Since it's not of his own free will, it's a forced one. The melon is not sweet. Besides, my shoulders are not sore or painful, so there is no need for massage."
Lu Dabao came over with a smile, and said, "Brother-in-law, it's only because of my clumsy mind that I didn't expect to massage your shoulders. Dad reminded me and inspired me. Actually, I have long wanted to massage my brother-in-law."
Lu Dabao began to massage Tianhao's shoulders.
Lu Laoba looked around and asked, "Why didn't Sanbao come back?"
Tianhao explained: "I asked Sanbao to come back with me to eat dumplings, but he has to study at school at night, and he has to review his homework when he comes back, so he has no time to come back to eat dumplings. Sanbao said, let me bring him a bowl Take the dumplings back and eat them tomorrow morning."
Lu Laoba said displeasedly: "Sambo simply forgot about home and parents. If he goes to college in the future, he might not even give me a phone call."
"Old father-in-law, isn't Sanbao preparing to take the college entrance examination? Now is the most critical time, so don't criticize him. I think: Sanbao is a filial child. When he has a future, he will definitely respect the elders well."
Lu Laoba shrugged his shoulders and said: "I see, you, brother-in-law, is the one Sanbao wants to honor the most in the future. I can see through it. You have already bought Sanbao's heart, so I have raised a son for nothing."
Tianhao smiled and said, "I just treat Sanbao as my own brother. He is your son and will never change."
Lu Erbao finished polishing Tianhao's leather shoes, nodded and said, "Brother-in-law, let me massage your legs."
Tianhao waved his hand and said, "I'm not the elder, why should I let my elder brother-in-law and second brother-in-law serve me? You are so kind to me, my father-in-law will be jealous again."
Lu Laoba chuckled and said: "Son-in-law, don't think that Erbao is good to you. He is trying to set your sights. If you eat dumplings later, you will bleed."
Tianhao said nonchalantly: "I have been prepared for bleeding."
After speaking, he pointed to the schoolbag on the desk and said, "There's a lot of blood in there."
Lu Erbao didn't care about massaging Tianhao's legs anymore, he ran over excitedly, picked up his schoolbag, and looked through the contents.
There are two stacks of RMB in the schoolbag
Lu Erbao took out the RMB and asked disappointedly, "Brother-in-law, you...you just took two stacks of money?"
"Yeah, isn't it still missing? This pile of money is 1 RMB. To tell you the truth, the money is still borrowed from others. I thought: Since my old mother-in-law invited me to eat dumplings, it must be someone who met me at home. It's something embarrassing, so I urgently asked my colleagues to borrow 2 yuan."
Lu Erbao sighed and said, "Brother-in-law, this 2 yuan is not enough."
Tianhao asked curiously: "What happened at home again? It seems that your second treasure caused trouble?"
Lu Erbao sighed and said: "Brother-in-law, you found me a girl with the word "smile" in her name. I have already hooked up with this girl and asked her to come to visit her parents at home. Unexpectedly, she asked for 3 yuan. A gift of [-] yuan."
Tianhao was taken aback, and asked in amazement: "Second brother-in-law, you mean: Bao Xiao asked for a gift of 3 yuan?"
"That's right, Bao Xiao said: If she marries me, she will be considered a second marriage, and she has suffered a great loss. Therefore, our Lu family has to make up for her, show her some respect, and ask for a gift of 3 yuan."
Tianhao said coldly: "Bao Xiao wants a gift of 3 yuan, which is not a big deal. The question is: in the future, she will keep asking for this and that. Can the Lu family satisfy her?"
Lu Erbao said: "Brother-in-law, first let Bao Xiao come to our house to visit his parents. As for the future, let's take it one step at a time. Why do you think so much?"
Tianhao said solemnly: "Second brother-in-law, I have to remind you: Bao Xiao asked for a gift of 3 yuan for a meeting, which is not a good sign. If she makes endless demands in the future, the Lu family will It can’t satisfy her. As the saying goes: No amount of money can fill a bottomless pit.”
(End of this chapter)
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