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Chapter 158 Please Call Me Kung Fu Jelly Beans
Chapter 158 Please Call Me Kung Fu Jelly Beans
Li Wan was still looking at her own toad carefully, with joy and sadness constantly alternating in her heart, and she didn't care about the outside world at all.
Hearing someone calling him, he raised his head and glanced up. It was a friend from the nearby police station.
"It's you, Xiao Zhao." Li Wan greeted blankly.
"It's me, Sister Wan'er, what's the matter with you?" Zhao Lei tried to suppress a smile and asked.
It's true that Li Wan is in a bit of a mess right now, there are many bloodstains on her body, and with the tears streaming down her face just now, her face is also in a mess.
This can't overlap with the heroic and invincible Wan'er sister in his mind.
He still remembered that last year the Municipal Bureau organized an anti-crime campaign. At that time, because the police station was short of manpower, he borrowed a few people from the traffic police next door to cooperate with the work.
Li Wan was among them at that time.
No one took them seriously at first, especially Sister Wan'er, a girl who was so beautiful, how could she have any fighting ability?
Although I think Miss Wan'er's role is limited, but it's good to be seductive.
A few colleagues even found out that Miss Wan'er was still single, got her contact information, and wanted to pursue her.
But after finally seeing Sister Wan'er's methods, they all extinguished those thoughts that they shouldn't have.
He is one of them.
At that time, they checked into an entertainment center and found three sneaky men inside, very suspicious, so they stopped them and prepared to search.
But who knows, as soon as my colleagues stopped them, the three of them took a hostage like frightened birds, then found a bunker, and took out two pistols.
The two sides immediately confronted each other.
After the final negotiations, in order to ensure the safety of the hostages, Li Wan offered to go up and replace the hostages.
"Get out of the way and let me come."
This sentence was deeply imprinted in the minds of the colleagues who participated in this anti-crime and anti-evil activity at that time.
That who-if-me tone is still used by colleagues occasionally to imitate it.
In the end, Sister Wan'er successfully replaced the hostages, and took down the drug dealer with one against three.
The iron-blooded and sturdy image of bravely fighting drug dealers also made me and my colleagues look at her with admiration.
"My toad was beaten." Li Wan's voice carried a hint of grievance. Just now, she almost thought that she was going to lose him.
"Who?"
"Toad?"
Zhao Lei was taken aback by Li Wan's words, why did it involve Toad again.
"It's not a toad, it's my son-in-law who was beaten." Yu Hong hurriedly stood up to speak, and by the way gave her daughter a blank look. What time is it now, and she is still talking in the boudoir.
But since we are all acquaintances, and one of them is standing up to reason, this matter will be easy to handle.
"Oh." Zhao Lei nodded thoughtfully, it turned out that his brother-in-law was beaten.
Even Sister Wan'er's husband dared to beat him, he was a ruthless person.
But the brother-in-law is even more ruthless, even sister Wan'er dares to marry, and I don't know if the married life will be harmonious.
Ever since, the next thing is simple.
After briefly taking notes, they were sent to the hospital first.
After the last examination, Luo Jiaolong had a slight concussion and was temporarily unconscious.
Zhao Yang's five viscera were displaced, and his body was fractured in many places. He has woken up from the pain, lying on another hospital bed and screaming.
After handling everything, Li Wan and his family of three went to the police station again.
Because that Zhao Yang woke up and called the police, accusing Li Wan of intentionally hurting someone.
In the end, Li Wan asked for some connections before she was released on bail. As for her parents, they were still negotiating terms with Zhao Yang's family at the police station.
Let's talk about how to deal with this matter.
……
"Sister Wan'er, I want to drink water." Luo Jiaolong didn't know when he woke up, but felt a pain in his head and wanted to drink water.
"Ah, toad, you're awake." Li Wan was rolling jelly beans, thinking about the whole story, when she saw her boyfriend woke up, she was pleasantly surprised, and blurted out the pet name for him in her heart in an instant.
"Yes. I want to drink water." Luo Jiaolong nodded with difficulty, not caring that Sister Wan'er called him a toad.
I may encounter a fake system, didn't I promise to have five times the ability to resist attacks?
I just couldn't take it anymore.
"Lie down first, I'll get you boiling water right away." Li Wan happily threw the jelly beans on the bed, picked up the water glass on the cabinet, and walked outside.
Seeing Tangdou struggling to turn over on the bed, with tears in his eyes, and stumbling towards him, Luo Jiaolong's depressed mood suddenly eased a lot.
Silly Miss Wan'er.
"Meow~"
Tangdou struggled to climb up to the owner on the bed, squatted beside his arm, and called softly.
"I'm fine, don't worry." Luo Jiaolong heard that it was Tangdou who was greeting him, and told her not to worry.
"Meow~"
When Tangdou heard his master say he was fine, he yelled happily again, then got up with difficulty, punched a set of bastards in a ridiculous way, and finally ended with a failed side kick, and fell on the bed like a dog eating shit.
"Meow~"
Regardless of his embarrassment, Tangdou raised his head and looked at his master with joy.
"You mean, Sister Wan'er avenged me." Luo Jiaolong looked at Tangdou in surprise. Didn't he teach her kung fu?
"Meow~"
Tangdou nodded his little black and white head.
"When did you learn Kung Fu?" Luo Jiaolong asked curiously.
"Meow~"
Tangdou covered her face shyly. The owner saw her embarrassed appearance just now, so it was embarrassing.
Just now she has been oppressed by the evil sister Wan'er, her legs are numb.
So it was just a mistake, the jelly beans are still very powerful.
"You're great. Just now you practiced that set of movements so well, it's amazing." Seeing that Tangdou was a little embarrassed, Luo Jiaolong encouraged him.
"Meow~"
Tangdou opened her fingers happily and secretly looked at her master.The praise from her master is her jelly bean's greatest honor.
Of course, she will not tell the master that she learned this set of boxing skills secretly while watching Kung Fu Panda.
The purpose is to punish rape and eradicate evil, and eliminate the evil sister Wan'er.
Of course, there is still a long way to go for this task, but as long as people are still alive, isn't there hope?
Resolutely not bow to the evil forces, and fight her to the end.
Even if she surrendered temporarily, it was only a stopgap measure. She Tangdou would not give up easily.
Please call her Kung Fu Jelly from now on.
"Here comes the water, wait for it to cool down before drinking it."
At this time, Li Wan took the hot water and walked in.
"Meow~"
When Tangdou saw Sister Wan'er, when she thought of saying bad things about her behind her back just now, Tang Dou was shocked, lifted the quilt, pouted her buttocks, and burrowed inside.
But unexpectedly, Miss Wan'er, who had quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed a leg and pulled it out.
"Tang Dou, what are you hiding when you see me?" Li Wan held Tang Dou upside down and watched her struggling desperately.
Tangdou hissed and called out to his master, "Meow~"
——Master, help me.
"Don't play tricks on Tangdou, it scares her." Luo Jiaolong saw Tangdou's miserable state and that shrill cry, so he hurriedly stopped her.
"I'm teasing her." Li Wan smiled and threw the jelly beans back into her boyfriend's arms.
"Meow~"
As soon as Tangdou landed on the bed, he instantly turned over, lifted the quilt nimbly, and got in.
She swears that when she masters martial arts in the future, she will settle accounts with this devil.
When the time comes, we will settle the old and new accounts together.
hum ╯^╰
(End of this chapter)
Li Wan was still looking at her own toad carefully, with joy and sadness constantly alternating in her heart, and she didn't care about the outside world at all.
Hearing someone calling him, he raised his head and glanced up. It was a friend from the nearby police station.
"It's you, Xiao Zhao." Li Wan greeted blankly.
"It's me, Sister Wan'er, what's the matter with you?" Zhao Lei tried to suppress a smile and asked.
It's true that Li Wan is in a bit of a mess right now, there are many bloodstains on her body, and with the tears streaming down her face just now, her face is also in a mess.
This can't overlap with the heroic and invincible Wan'er sister in his mind.
He still remembered that last year the Municipal Bureau organized an anti-crime campaign. At that time, because the police station was short of manpower, he borrowed a few people from the traffic police next door to cooperate with the work.
Li Wan was among them at that time.
No one took them seriously at first, especially Sister Wan'er, a girl who was so beautiful, how could she have any fighting ability?
Although I think Miss Wan'er's role is limited, but it's good to be seductive.
A few colleagues even found out that Miss Wan'er was still single, got her contact information, and wanted to pursue her.
But after finally seeing Sister Wan'er's methods, they all extinguished those thoughts that they shouldn't have.
He is one of them.
At that time, they checked into an entertainment center and found three sneaky men inside, very suspicious, so they stopped them and prepared to search.
But who knows, as soon as my colleagues stopped them, the three of them took a hostage like frightened birds, then found a bunker, and took out two pistols.
The two sides immediately confronted each other.
After the final negotiations, in order to ensure the safety of the hostages, Li Wan offered to go up and replace the hostages.
"Get out of the way and let me come."
This sentence was deeply imprinted in the minds of the colleagues who participated in this anti-crime and anti-evil activity at that time.
That who-if-me tone is still used by colleagues occasionally to imitate it.
In the end, Sister Wan'er successfully replaced the hostages, and took down the drug dealer with one against three.
The iron-blooded and sturdy image of bravely fighting drug dealers also made me and my colleagues look at her with admiration.
"My toad was beaten." Li Wan's voice carried a hint of grievance. Just now, she almost thought that she was going to lose him.
"Who?"
"Toad?"
Zhao Lei was taken aback by Li Wan's words, why did it involve Toad again.
"It's not a toad, it's my son-in-law who was beaten." Yu Hong hurriedly stood up to speak, and by the way gave her daughter a blank look. What time is it now, and she is still talking in the boudoir.
But since we are all acquaintances, and one of them is standing up to reason, this matter will be easy to handle.
"Oh." Zhao Lei nodded thoughtfully, it turned out that his brother-in-law was beaten.
Even Sister Wan'er's husband dared to beat him, he was a ruthless person.
But the brother-in-law is even more ruthless, even sister Wan'er dares to marry, and I don't know if the married life will be harmonious.
Ever since, the next thing is simple.
After briefly taking notes, they were sent to the hospital first.
After the last examination, Luo Jiaolong had a slight concussion and was temporarily unconscious.
Zhao Yang's five viscera were displaced, and his body was fractured in many places. He has woken up from the pain, lying on another hospital bed and screaming.
After handling everything, Li Wan and his family of three went to the police station again.
Because that Zhao Yang woke up and called the police, accusing Li Wan of intentionally hurting someone.
In the end, Li Wan asked for some connections before she was released on bail. As for her parents, they were still negotiating terms with Zhao Yang's family at the police station.
Let's talk about how to deal with this matter.
……
"Sister Wan'er, I want to drink water." Luo Jiaolong didn't know when he woke up, but felt a pain in his head and wanted to drink water.
"Ah, toad, you're awake." Li Wan was rolling jelly beans, thinking about the whole story, when she saw her boyfriend woke up, she was pleasantly surprised, and blurted out the pet name for him in her heart in an instant.
"Yes. I want to drink water." Luo Jiaolong nodded with difficulty, not caring that Sister Wan'er called him a toad.
I may encounter a fake system, didn't I promise to have five times the ability to resist attacks?
I just couldn't take it anymore.
"Lie down first, I'll get you boiling water right away." Li Wan happily threw the jelly beans on the bed, picked up the water glass on the cabinet, and walked outside.
Seeing Tangdou struggling to turn over on the bed, with tears in his eyes, and stumbling towards him, Luo Jiaolong's depressed mood suddenly eased a lot.
Silly Miss Wan'er.
"Meow~"
Tangdou struggled to climb up to the owner on the bed, squatted beside his arm, and called softly.
"I'm fine, don't worry." Luo Jiaolong heard that it was Tangdou who was greeting him, and told her not to worry.
"Meow~"
When Tangdou heard his master say he was fine, he yelled happily again, then got up with difficulty, punched a set of bastards in a ridiculous way, and finally ended with a failed side kick, and fell on the bed like a dog eating shit.
"Meow~"
Regardless of his embarrassment, Tangdou raised his head and looked at his master with joy.
"You mean, Sister Wan'er avenged me." Luo Jiaolong looked at Tangdou in surprise. Didn't he teach her kung fu?
"Meow~"
Tangdou nodded his little black and white head.
"When did you learn Kung Fu?" Luo Jiaolong asked curiously.
"Meow~"
Tangdou covered her face shyly. The owner saw her embarrassed appearance just now, so it was embarrassing.
Just now she has been oppressed by the evil sister Wan'er, her legs are numb.
So it was just a mistake, the jelly beans are still very powerful.
"You're great. Just now you practiced that set of movements so well, it's amazing." Seeing that Tangdou was a little embarrassed, Luo Jiaolong encouraged him.
"Meow~"
Tangdou opened her fingers happily and secretly looked at her master.The praise from her master is her jelly bean's greatest honor.
Of course, she will not tell the master that she learned this set of boxing skills secretly while watching Kung Fu Panda.
The purpose is to punish rape and eradicate evil, and eliminate the evil sister Wan'er.
Of course, there is still a long way to go for this task, but as long as people are still alive, isn't there hope?
Resolutely not bow to the evil forces, and fight her to the end.
Even if she surrendered temporarily, it was only a stopgap measure. She Tangdou would not give up easily.
Please call her Kung Fu Jelly from now on.
"Here comes the water, wait for it to cool down before drinking it."
At this time, Li Wan took the hot water and walked in.
"Meow~"
When Tangdou saw Sister Wan'er, when she thought of saying bad things about her behind her back just now, Tang Dou was shocked, lifted the quilt, pouted her buttocks, and burrowed inside.
But unexpectedly, Miss Wan'er, who had quick eyesight and quick hands, grabbed a leg and pulled it out.
"Tang Dou, what are you hiding when you see me?" Li Wan held Tang Dou upside down and watched her struggling desperately.
Tangdou hissed and called out to his master, "Meow~"
——Master, help me.
"Don't play tricks on Tangdou, it scares her." Luo Jiaolong saw Tangdou's miserable state and that shrill cry, so he hurriedly stopped her.
"I'm teasing her." Li Wan smiled and threw the jelly beans back into her boyfriend's arms.
"Meow~"
As soon as Tangdou landed on the bed, he instantly turned over, lifted the quilt nimbly, and got in.
She swears that when she masters martial arts in the future, she will settle accounts with this devil.
When the time comes, we will settle the old and new accounts together.
hum ╯^╰
(End of this chapter)
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