Realize dreams from blind date

Chapter 161 Miss Wan'er is too patient
"Sister Wan'er, let's talk if we have anything to say." Luo Jiaolong comforted the frightened Tangdou while persuading Sister Wan'er who was walking towards him with a smile.

Luo Jiaolong was very familiar with Sister Wan'er's smile, and knew that she must be itching to hit someone again.

"You said that I was so kind-hearted to avenge you, didn't I just borrow your jelly beans to play with for a while? How about you sue me?" Li Wan said as she walked towards her boyfriend gearing up.

"Don't come over. If you come over again, I will tell your mother tomorrow that you hit me again." Luo Jiaolong saw Sister Wan'er approaching step by step, and felt an inexplicable pressure coming on, and his arms began to cramp unconsciously.

The boyfriend was apprehensive, and his frightened expression made Sister Wan'er very excited.

"You can sue if you have the ability? Once you sue, I'll beat you once." Sister Wan'er was proud.

Anyway, my mother's scolding is short-lived, and the joy of beating up my boyfriend is eternal. If I don't beat him up for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over.

When Luo Jiaolong saw that Sister Wan'er was really going to make a move, he immediately began to think of a strategy, and finally thought of the trick of dragging words in the 36 tricks.

"Sister Wan'er, that's enough for you, what's the point of bullying me when I'm sick? How about we fight one-on-one when I recover?" Luo Jiaolong said solemnly.

When Li Wan heard that her boyfriend actually said that she wanted to challenge her, she was taken aback for a moment, and then she couldn't straighten up laughing.

"Haha~, you? One-on-one?" Sister Wan'er also admired her boyfriend's request.

It's not that I look down on him, and it's not my opponent to let him have a hand.

"Yes, just the two of us, one-on-one." Luo Jiaolong looked serious, as if he really wanted to one-on-one with her.

Luo Jiaolong doesn't care about what's going to happen now, he's going to get past this level first.

"Okay, let's go heads-up then." Li Wan pulled the stool with a smile, sat on it and nodded, temporarily having no plans to fight.

Seeing that Miss Wan'er gave up, Luo Jiaolong couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. Tangdou in her arms has been paying attention to the situation outside the quilt. She wants 1 likes for the master's wit.

"Sister Wan'er, are you going to let me go?" Luo Jiaolong became nervous again after seeing that Sister Wan'er stopped doing anything.

"Okay, will I let you have enough with one hand?" Sister Wan'er asked with a smile.

She loved it when she saw her boyfriend's playful smile and the way he pleased her.

Is this the legendary beauty in the eye of the beholder?
It's like hitting him to get addicted.

"No, at least let me have one foot." Luo Jiaolong raised a different opinion.

He is very self-aware, even if Sister Wan'er gives him a hand, he can't beat him.

"Then do you want me to let you stand there with both hands and feet?" Sister Wan'er smiled even more happily.

"This... is not impossible, you can think about it." Luo Jiaolong felt that although he was invincible in this way, it was still an excellent way.

"You really want to hit me?" Li Wan finally couldn't help it, and gave him a light slap on the fleshy part of his body.

She still understands that her toad is injured and cannot be beaten for the time being.

"Where is it? If you lend me ten guts, I wouldn't dare to fight you? Am I making you happy?"

Luo Jiaolong pulled the shy Wan'er sister into his arms, and began to talk about love.

"Hmph, I forgive you that you don't dare."

Sister Wan'er half pushed and half agreed, and snuggled into her boyfriend's arms.

It was a pain to hide under the blanket, jelly beans, being squeezed between two people.

Neither dare to be angry, nor dare to speak.

No cat rights at all.

He could only secretly scratch his master, hoping that he would notice the poor Jelly Bean.

To be honest, just now Luo Jiaolong was really moved by binding sister Wan'er's hands and feet, and then letting him do whatever he wanted.

That picture is exciting to think about.

"Haha~"

Thinking of this, Luo Jiaolong laughed unconsciously.

"Toad, what are you laughing at?" Li Wan looked at her boyfriend in puzzlement, wondering why he suddenly laughed.

"It's okay, just now I thought of a joke that was very funny, so I couldn't help laughing out loud." Of course, Luo Jiaolong couldn't tell the truth.

If I really said it, wouldn't the old birthday star hang himself because he thought his life was too long?

"What kind of joke is that? I want to hear it too." Li Wan now transformed into a nymphomaniac girl, lying in her boyfriend's arms and acting coquettishly.

"Then listen carefully." Seeing that Miss Wan'er wanted to humiliate herself, Luo Jiaolong had no choice but to help him.

"I'm listening." Sister Wan'er looked excited.

"There are two glasses of water in the desert, one of poison and one of urine. When you are so thirsty, which one would you choose to drink?" Luo Jiaolong asked with a smile.

"Of course I chose to urinate? Wouldn't I die if I drank the poison?"

Sister Wan'er looked at her boyfriend with an expression of looking stupid. How could such a simple question be so funny?

"Then why didn't you choose two glasses of water?" Luo Jiaolong asked with a smile.

"Eh?" Sister Wan'er's upright little brain couldn't make a turn.

Where did the two glasses of water come from?

"You heard the question clearly. There are two cups of water, one cup of poison and one cup of urine in the desert. When you are so thirsty, which one would you choose?" Luo Jiaolong repeated the question with a smile.

"You...you..." Sister Wan'er was so ashamed that she couldn't speak, she lowered her head, and her IQ was insulted again.

"Sister Wan'er, does the urine taste good?" Luo Jiaolong smiled and pressed her shy little head.

Li Wan was taken aback by the question, and blurted out, "I haven't drunk it, how do I know?"

"Didn't you just say you want to drink it? Tell me after drinking it, what does it taste like?" Luo Jiaolong felt that he was going further and further on the road to death.

"You, don't you want to be beaten?" Sister Wan'er became a little annoyed when she saw that she couldn't talk to her boyfriend. She grabbed her boyfriend's fleshy place and hit her again.

"Woman, please forgive me." Luo Jiaolong smiled and rubbed sister Wan'er's hair, begging for mercy.

Her hair has grown a lot.

"Hmph, I hate you." Sister Wan'er pouted, showing a rare cute look.

Looking at it, Luo Jiaolong can't wait to go up and kiss her, to taste the sweetness of Sister Wan'er.

But Luo Jiaolong held back in the end, and instead asked a new question.

"Have you ever seen Wang Ba shaking his head?"

"No." Li Wan shook her head.

She has never seen bastard shaking her head, she rarely even eats bastard.

"I've seen it before." Luo Jiaolong had a happy smile on his face.

"Where did you meet?" Li Wan asked blankly.

She was also a little curious. With such a short neck, could the tortoise shake its head?

"What you saw just now, didn't you see it?" Luo Jiaolong felt that he couldn't hold back any longer, and was about to laugh out loud, his facial expression gradually distorted.

He feels that there is a sentence that is very suitable for him now-death is like the wind, always with me.

"No? Where is it? I didn't see it." Sister Wan'er looked left and right, then shook her head cutely again.

"I see you again." After speaking, Luo Jiaolong couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed out loud while clutching his stomach, Sister Wan'er was too patient.

"Haha~haha~"

"Luo Jiaolong, I will bite you to death."

Now even a fool could tell that something was wrong, and Sister Wan'er also figured it out.

With all his teeth and claws, he pushed his boyfriend down on the bed and jumped on him.

(End of this chapter)