Realize dreams from blind date

Chapter 248 The Feeling of Farting

After eating, he didn't go shopping much. Luo Jiaolong sent Xiao Yourong home first, and then left the community. Luo Yunbao was already waiting there.

After getting into the car, Luo Jiaolong said: "Go to the tripod. Supreme."

Dingshang Zhizun is the community where Wang Lu lives, and he promised to accompany her there today.

Luo Yunbao didn't speak, and started the car.

"Hiccup~"

Luo Jiaolong was thinking about what happened today, and didn't want the jelly beans in his pocket to hiccup.

"Hiccup~"

Within two seconds, Tangdou hit another one.

Luo Jiaolong grabbed Tangdou out with a smile, saw that she was covering her mouth, and looked at the master with some embarrassment, hiccups were really unladylike for her.

But hiccups and hiccups can't be controlled by covering your mouth. After a while, Tangdou's body twitched, and his ears trembled twice.

"Hiccup~"

"Hiccup~"

Seeing that she was uncontrollably hiccupping twice, Tangdou became impatient, covered her mouth with her paws and looked to her master for help.

Seeing Tangdou hiccup twice in a row, Luo Jiaolong burst out laughing at that cute move, "Hahaha~, Tangdou, you are so cute."

"Meow~hic~"

Tangdou wanted to protest, but the master was laughing at her again, but she didn't want to burp again.

Tang Dou froze immediately, took a peek at the owner, turned his back, moved his claws down, and grabbed his neck, ready to solve the problem from the root.

Luo Jiaolong saw Tangdou's every move clearly in the rearview mirror. He suppressed his laughter and quickly turned the jelly beans around, "Who told you to eat so many peas just now? You just ate too many peas. If you like hiccups, have you ever heard the proverb, a pea is a fart, and the pea will not stop breathing."

"Haha~" After speaking, Luo Jiaolong himself laughed.

"Meow~hic~"

Tangdou looked at her owner with a bitter face. She felt that she was having a hard time.

"If you don't want to hiccup, hold your breath for as long as you can, and then drink a big sip of water to stop hiccups." Luo Jiaolong said his own method, every time he hiccups he does it like this .

After Tangdou heard this, his eyes lit up, he held his breath, and pointed to the mineral water beside him.

Luo Jiaolong understood what she meant, picked up the mineral water, poured a little into the lid, and waited until Tangdou's eyes were a little flushed, then smiled and passed the water to her, and drank it in one gulp.

The soil method is still useful, and the jelly beans no longer feel hiccups.

Looking at Tangdou panting heavily, squatting in the palm of his hand with a relaxed face, Luo Jiaolong smiled and sounded the alarm for her, "Tangdou, if you want to fart later, stay away from me ,it stink."

Tang Dou frowned after listening to the master's words, "Meow~"

——Jelly beans are so cute, how could they fart?

"Since you are hiccupping, you must be farting too. Be careful yourself. If you feel like farting, you should stay away from me consciously." Luo Jiaolong of course likes the chubby jelly beans very much. Yes, but if she farts non-stop, forget it.

Tangdou frowned, carefully covered his buttocks, looked at his master and called again, "Meow~"

——How does it feel to fart?

"Farting is like shitting, it's very comfortable, but it smells bad, understand?" Luo Jiaolong explained to her with a smile.

"Meow~"

Jellybean nodded, she understood.

It just felt like pooping. She pooped often. After all, the more she ate, the more she pooped.

Putting the jelly beans on the seat beside him, Luo Jiaolong didn't dare to let her stay on him for the time being, if she didn't hold back, wouldn't his body stink to death?

Tangdou also sat on the chair obediently, quietly waiting for the feeling of shit to come.

Luo Jiaolong suppressed a smile, looked at Tangdou, and then took a look at the closed environment in the car, feeling that he was a little deceiving.

As a result, Luo Jiaolong took a garbage bag and put it on Tangdou's buttocks, feeling much more at ease in an instant.

Tangdou endured all this silently. The life of a cat is difficult, and now even the owner has begun to dislike her.

She decided not to eat anything called peas in her life.

Although the taste is not bad and crunchy, the subsequent reaction after eating it is too disgusting.

When Wang Lu went downstairs, Tangdou still didn't get the feeling of shit that the owner said, feeling a little disappointed, climbed up the owner's arm, onto the shoulder, and got out of the car.

Luo Jiaolong ignored her, took the elevator to the 28th floor, opened the door and entered, Wang Lu was still cooking.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Wang Lu ran out with a shovel in surprise, "I thought you wouldn't be here today."

Luo Jiaolong didn't call her all day today, she thought he wouldn't come over today.

"Although I am not a good man, I will try my best to do everything I have promised you." Luo Jiaolong said seriously.

"Husband, you are so kind." Wang Lu's heart was touched instantly after hearing these words. She didn't want much, and she was content with these words.

"What delicious food are you doing? I just ate a little outside, and I'm still not full?" Luo Jiaolong changed into his slippers, smiled and stepped forward to wrap his arms around Wang Lu's slender waist.

Since Wang Lu hasn't eaten yet, he will accompany her to eat some more.

"I fried a broccoli and a carrot by myself. If you are not full, then I will cook two more of your favorite dishes." Wang Lu knew that Luo Jiaolong was a carnivore and could eat less meat. But it can't live without it.

"Okay." Luo Jiaolong smiled and nodded.

Seeing Wang Lu busy in the kitchen again, Luo Jiaolong sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, and watched Running Man.

I have watched a few episodes with Qin Weiwei in the past few days and found them quite interesting. I plan to watch all the previous seasons.

Tangdou, who was sitting on Luo Jiaolong's shoulder, saw the piles of fruit snacks on the coffee table, and she seemed to feel that the times were calling.

After gently scratching his owner, Tangdou pointed at the coffee table with his paw, "Meow~"

Luo Jiaolong noticed Tangdou's movements and instantly understood what she meant, and put her directly on the coffee table, letting her play freely.

As soon as the jelly beans arrived on the coffee table, they immediately hugged a thick and strong canna, sniffed it gently, and narrowed their eyes happily. For her, happiness is so simple, being by the owner's side is delicious It's fine to drink something delicious, and finally send the master up the mountain quietly, and live this life.

Seeing Tangdou holding a canna skillfully undressing it, and then eating it, Luo Jiaolong really wanted to see what the stomach of Tangdou was made of, and he ate it almost every day Things that are about the same weight as hers, these things are eaten by her, where are they put?
Just as he was about to grab the jelly beans and take a look, Luo Jiaolong's cell phone ringed, "Dingling~Dingling~"

I took it over and looked at it, and it was actually Chang Kun who called.

"Hi, old classmate." Luo Jiaolong answered the phone and said with a smile.

"Hey, Jiaolong, have you eaten yet?" Chang Kun greeted with a smile on the phone.

"I ate it just now, have you eaten yet?" Luo Jiaolong asked.

"I ate too. I called you to tell you that I'm getting married and I'm in Lianpeng County. Many high school students will come by then. You must come and play." Chang Kun said with a smile .

"Ah." Luo Jiaolong was a little surprised when he heard the news, "When will you get married, I will definitely be there."

"It's scheduled for February 2th, Valentine's Day, and on the night of February 14th, why don't you come over to play, and come back during the Chinese New Year, and our high school classmates will have a good reunion." Chang Kun said with a smile about his happy day .

"Okay, then I wish you a happy wedding first, and I will definitely be there." Luo Jiaolong readily agreed.

"Thank you." Chang Kun replied, "It's okay, I have to call other people."

Just after finishing the call, Luo Jiaolong heard a "poof", and then a vague smell permeated the air.

Following the sound, Luo Jiaolong looked over, and sure enough, it was Tangdou who farted.

At this moment, Tangdou's eyes were widened, with a piece of banana stuffed in his mouth, and his face looked incredulous.

After swallowing the banana in a few mouthfuls, Jelly Bean looked at its owner and called out weakly, "Meow~"

——It felt so sudden that I couldn't help it.

"Okay, you go eat on the sofa over there, it stinks to death." Luo Jiaolong pinched his nose, connected the jelly beans with the bananas, and moved them to the specially prepared nest for her to enjoy alone This lonely night.

"Meow~"

When Tangdou was caught, he didn't resist. He just sniffed the smell in the air with his nose, and his face instantly became bitter.

Jelly beans are so cute, but their farts actually stink.

Sad, want to cry.

Now Tangdou himself dislikes himself a little bit.

(End of this chapter)