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Chapter 380 Brick is hot, but his legs don't shake
Chapter 380 Brick is hot, but his legs don't shake
"Pfft~"
Chen Xinrui finally couldn't hold back and laughed.
"What kind of word and allusion are you changing randomly?" Chen Xinrui rolled her eyes at the life instructor beside her with dissatisfaction, "This is clearly saying that when you meet a noble person, you should first establish a career, when you meet a good person, you first start a family, if you don't have a noble person, you first become self-reliant, and if you don't have a good person, you should be self-reliant first. The first thing to cultivate yourself is to strive for self-improvement and strive for progress.”
Chen Xinrui talked eloquently, revealing her profound literary skills from a university.
Luo Jiaolong laughed, "It's his ability to make a rich woman look good, and there's nothing shameful about relying on his ability to make a living!"
"You're the only one with poor mouth." Chen Xinrui rolled her eyes again and pouted.
"Since we've covered this far, let me tell you another joke!" Luo Jiaolong was about to turn into a joker again.
Chen Xinrui looked at the man next to him curiously, it was so rare to be kind to her today, it's really not easy!
"If a joke you tell me isn't funny, then keep telling me a joke until I laugh."
"Just kidding, won't the joke I tell be funny?" Luo Jiaolong thought about the content of the joke, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised.
"Then tell me." Chen Xinrui pricked up her ears and listened carefully.
"One year ago. The bricks on the construction site were extremely hot today. The big G steering wheel across the road was still a distant dream for me. The breeze blew across my face, and I was at a loss. How I wish a rich woman could see through my Cheng Qiang , let me take off the disguise and walk into his 600-square-meter atrium." Luo Jiaolong read out his treasured jokes in a slow voice with his magnetic voice.
Halfway through the joke, Luo Jiaolong turned his head, with a smile on his face, staring at Chen Xinrui who was trying to hold back his smile.
"Ha~" Chen Xinrui breathed out, pursed her mouth, rolled her nimble eyeballs quietly, put her hand in her pocket secretly, pinched herself lightly, and wanted the pain to make her facial expression more serious, " Your jokes are not funny at all."
However, she was not careful and pinched herself a little too hard.
"It really hurts!" Chen Xinrui felt a thunder in her heart, she was going crazy for a while, the hands in her pockets trembled slightly, and she kept rubbing them gently.
"Ahhh~, it hurts!" Chen Xinrui continued to cry inwardly.
Luo Jiaolong couldn't help being a little puzzled when he saw her expression of wanting to laugh and crying at the same time.
Is there something wrong with the joke I just said?
Otherwise, why does this old aunt have such a dumbfounding expression?
Chen Xinrui's eyes gradually filled with mist, but she pretended to be nonchalant and stretched out her foot to kick a pebble on the road, "What are you looking at me for?"
"I'm wondering if your wrinkles can kill mosquitoes?" Luo Jiaolong suddenly smiled and joked casually.
He noticed the movement of the old aunt's hands on her waist.
"Huh~"
After a lot of rubbing, Chen Xinrui became a heroine again, no more pain, "You can always be angry with me, if I really can't get married, then I'll rely on you!"
"You still want to rely on me?" Luo Jiaolong laughed, "Old aunt, you have such a beautiful idea. Just like you, I can just reach out and grab a lot."
"Huh~" Chen Xinrui rolled her eyes, a little dissatisfied with the old aunt's title, she is still a baby, "Bragging, you see so many cows flying in the sky today, all thanks to you."
"Believe it or not, I am a big boss with a net worth of tens of billions. I accompany you, an old aunt, to go home and pretend to be your boyfriend. You can have fun slowly. When you get old in the future, you will think of this period of youth. You can also talk about the past with your grandson." Luo Jiaolong stretched out his hands to hold them together, trying to catch the falling snowflakes, but he kept talking, "Of course, that will only happen if you have grandsons in the future! "
He was in a good mood today. He could clearly feel that Chen Xinrui had listened a lot to what he said. Of course, it would be hard to say whether it would change in the future, and she had to judge it by herself.
"Then do I still have to thank you?" Chen Xinrui felt a little bit of enjoyment listening to the teasing among friends. She had very few friends of the opposite sex, almost none.
Unexpectedly, this time I actually met a pretty good "fake boyfriend".
"Thank you for free, just go back to Rongcheng and invite me to have a hot pot. I guess you may not be able to eat the noodles in your family in the next few days." Luo Jiaolong laughed again as he said.
"Okay, isn't it just a hot pot meal? My sister will treat you then!" Chen Xinrui agreed, patting her chest and promising that everything would be covered.
"That's fine, I'll thank my sister for her hospitality first." Luo Jiaolong smiled slightly.
He could feel that the gap between the two of them was slowly disappearing.
"What are you being polite to my elder sister? If there is an elder sister who eats a mouthful in the future, I will definitely not be able to starve you, brother." Chen Xinrui smiled sweetly, blushing all over her face.
Now she feels that if there is such a younger brother, it would be nice to think about it.
"Sister, are you trying to keep me?" Luo Jiaolong tilted his head and grinned, a trace of innocence flashed in his eyes.
"Don't speak so harshly, I just want to take care of you." Chen Xinrui glared at Luo Jiaolong angrily, this child is too bad at talking!
"Aren't you going to get married soon? My sister has been working for many years, and I still have some spare money. If you are really short of money, then tell my sister that she can help you a little bit." Chen Xinrui continued.
Luo Jiaolong smiled all over his face, squinted his eyes and approached and asked, "Don't you have to pay back the money?"
"You're trying to eat shit!" Chen Xinrui laughed.
"I thought you didn't need to change the sponsorship you said!" Luo Jiaolong looked a little disappointed.
"When my sister becomes financially free, I'll sponsor you three to five million yuan. It doesn't matter if you don't pay it back when the time comes." Chen Xinrui proudly made a big wish.
financial freedom?
I'm afraid I won't have a chance in this life!
"Really?"
"real!"
"Then let's pull a hook."
"it is good!"
"Hanging on the hook, 100 years, not allowed to change!"
……
"Sister." Luo Jiaolong called again.
"What are you doing?" Chen Xinrui raised her beautiful eyes and turned around to glare at the "good brother" who had just secretly scratched her palm.
"I haven't finished that joke yet!" Luo Jiaolong was also a little embarrassed by the little action just now.
Can he say that he didn't do it on purpose, but just a man's instinctive reaction?
The corner of Chen Xinrui's mouth curled up slightly, "Then you continue."
"One year later. It's 38 degrees outside today, and the air conditioner in the rich woman's house is a bit cold. Looking at the Liuwei Dihuang pills scattered all over the floor, and seeing her sleeping unscrupulously, I don't know how long I can hold on?
Suddenly, I miss the days on the construction site last year. Although the bricks are hot, my legs don't shake. "
"Ha ha……"
Laughter and laughter all the way to the vegetable market.
(End of this chapter)
"Pfft~"
Chen Xinrui finally couldn't hold back and laughed.
"What kind of word and allusion are you changing randomly?" Chen Xinrui rolled her eyes at the life instructor beside her with dissatisfaction, "This is clearly saying that when you meet a noble person, you should first establish a career, when you meet a good person, you first start a family, if you don't have a noble person, you first become self-reliant, and if you don't have a good person, you should be self-reliant first. The first thing to cultivate yourself is to strive for self-improvement and strive for progress.”
Chen Xinrui talked eloquently, revealing her profound literary skills from a university.
Luo Jiaolong laughed, "It's his ability to make a rich woman look good, and there's nothing shameful about relying on his ability to make a living!"
"You're the only one with poor mouth." Chen Xinrui rolled her eyes again and pouted.
"Since we've covered this far, let me tell you another joke!" Luo Jiaolong was about to turn into a joker again.
Chen Xinrui looked at the man next to him curiously, it was so rare to be kind to her today, it's really not easy!
"If a joke you tell me isn't funny, then keep telling me a joke until I laugh."
"Just kidding, won't the joke I tell be funny?" Luo Jiaolong thought about the content of the joke, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised.
"Then tell me." Chen Xinrui pricked up her ears and listened carefully.
"One year ago. The bricks on the construction site were extremely hot today. The big G steering wheel across the road was still a distant dream for me. The breeze blew across my face, and I was at a loss. How I wish a rich woman could see through my Cheng Qiang , let me take off the disguise and walk into his 600-square-meter atrium." Luo Jiaolong read out his treasured jokes in a slow voice with his magnetic voice.
Halfway through the joke, Luo Jiaolong turned his head, with a smile on his face, staring at Chen Xinrui who was trying to hold back his smile.
"Ha~" Chen Xinrui breathed out, pursed her mouth, rolled her nimble eyeballs quietly, put her hand in her pocket secretly, pinched herself lightly, and wanted the pain to make her facial expression more serious, " Your jokes are not funny at all."
However, she was not careful and pinched herself a little too hard.
"It really hurts!" Chen Xinrui felt a thunder in her heart, she was going crazy for a while, the hands in her pockets trembled slightly, and she kept rubbing them gently.
"Ahhh~, it hurts!" Chen Xinrui continued to cry inwardly.
Luo Jiaolong couldn't help being a little puzzled when he saw her expression of wanting to laugh and crying at the same time.
Is there something wrong with the joke I just said?
Otherwise, why does this old aunt have such a dumbfounding expression?
Chen Xinrui's eyes gradually filled with mist, but she pretended to be nonchalant and stretched out her foot to kick a pebble on the road, "What are you looking at me for?"
"I'm wondering if your wrinkles can kill mosquitoes?" Luo Jiaolong suddenly smiled and joked casually.
He noticed the movement of the old aunt's hands on her waist.
"Huh~"
After a lot of rubbing, Chen Xinrui became a heroine again, no more pain, "You can always be angry with me, if I really can't get married, then I'll rely on you!"
"You still want to rely on me?" Luo Jiaolong laughed, "Old aunt, you have such a beautiful idea. Just like you, I can just reach out and grab a lot."
"Huh~" Chen Xinrui rolled her eyes, a little dissatisfied with the old aunt's title, she is still a baby, "Bragging, you see so many cows flying in the sky today, all thanks to you."
"Believe it or not, I am a big boss with a net worth of tens of billions. I accompany you, an old aunt, to go home and pretend to be your boyfriend. You can have fun slowly. When you get old in the future, you will think of this period of youth. You can also talk about the past with your grandson." Luo Jiaolong stretched out his hands to hold them together, trying to catch the falling snowflakes, but he kept talking, "Of course, that will only happen if you have grandsons in the future! "
He was in a good mood today. He could clearly feel that Chen Xinrui had listened a lot to what he said. Of course, it would be hard to say whether it would change in the future, and she had to judge it by herself.
"Then do I still have to thank you?" Chen Xinrui felt a little bit of enjoyment listening to the teasing among friends. She had very few friends of the opposite sex, almost none.
Unexpectedly, this time I actually met a pretty good "fake boyfriend".
"Thank you for free, just go back to Rongcheng and invite me to have a hot pot. I guess you may not be able to eat the noodles in your family in the next few days." Luo Jiaolong laughed again as he said.
"Okay, isn't it just a hot pot meal? My sister will treat you then!" Chen Xinrui agreed, patting her chest and promising that everything would be covered.
"That's fine, I'll thank my sister for her hospitality first." Luo Jiaolong smiled slightly.
He could feel that the gap between the two of them was slowly disappearing.
"What are you being polite to my elder sister? If there is an elder sister who eats a mouthful in the future, I will definitely not be able to starve you, brother." Chen Xinrui smiled sweetly, blushing all over her face.
Now she feels that if there is such a younger brother, it would be nice to think about it.
"Sister, are you trying to keep me?" Luo Jiaolong tilted his head and grinned, a trace of innocence flashed in his eyes.
"Don't speak so harshly, I just want to take care of you." Chen Xinrui glared at Luo Jiaolong angrily, this child is too bad at talking!
"Aren't you going to get married soon? My sister has been working for many years, and I still have some spare money. If you are really short of money, then tell my sister that she can help you a little bit." Chen Xinrui continued.
Luo Jiaolong smiled all over his face, squinted his eyes and approached and asked, "Don't you have to pay back the money?"
"You're trying to eat shit!" Chen Xinrui laughed.
"I thought you didn't need to change the sponsorship you said!" Luo Jiaolong looked a little disappointed.
"When my sister becomes financially free, I'll sponsor you three to five million yuan. It doesn't matter if you don't pay it back when the time comes." Chen Xinrui proudly made a big wish.
financial freedom?
I'm afraid I won't have a chance in this life!
"Really?"
"real!"
"Then let's pull a hook."
"it is good!"
"Hanging on the hook, 100 years, not allowed to change!"
……
"Sister." Luo Jiaolong called again.
"What are you doing?" Chen Xinrui raised her beautiful eyes and turned around to glare at the "good brother" who had just secretly scratched her palm.
"I haven't finished that joke yet!" Luo Jiaolong was also a little embarrassed by the little action just now.
Can he say that he didn't do it on purpose, but just a man's instinctive reaction?
The corner of Chen Xinrui's mouth curled up slightly, "Then you continue."
"One year later. It's 38 degrees outside today, and the air conditioner in the rich woman's house is a bit cold. Looking at the Liuwei Dihuang pills scattered all over the floor, and seeing her sleeping unscrupulously, I don't know how long I can hold on?
Suddenly, I miss the days on the construction site last year. Although the bricks are hot, my legs don't shake. "
"Ha ha……"
Laughter and laughter all the way to the vegetable market.
(End of this chapter)
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