The Enhanced Life of Rampage

Chapter 120 Old Guo and Brother Qian
Hurrying quickly, Chen Xi finally returned to his studio before the guests arrived.

"Hey! Boss, you are finally back!"

As soon as Chen Xi entered the door, Peng Wuwu saw him. He breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but smiled bitterly: "If you don't come back, I'm going to close the door and run away. The guest just called to say that he has got off the plane. Now, My son is already on his way here."

Chen Xi was also frightened after hearing this!
Fortunately, the recording at CCTV went relatively smoothly. If it were delayed for a while, things would be very serious!

They made an appointment with you a few days in advance, but they flew all the way here, and you, the protagonist, ran away?

Then Chen Xi will definitely be scolded by netizens!There are certainly not many people who say things like "you start to become famous once you are a little famous" or "you look down on others"!
"I was dragged by CCTV to rescue the scene. It's okay if I don't go. Our camera is borrowed from someone else!"

After Chen Xi explained the reason, he apologized to him: "I'm sorry, Ali, I will definitely leave a letter for you next time I go out!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I just experienced this kind of thing, I'm just a little panicked!" Seeing the boss apologize to him, Peng Wuli was panicked and moved, and at the same time he was grateful for being able to join Lingxi Studio.

Look, the time I go to buy a vegetable, the boss can be pulled by CCTV to record the program, and the boss looks a little unhappy!
With such a boss who has a bright future and is kind and courteous to his subordinates, what is there to be dissatisfied with?

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At 03:30 in the afternoon, Chen Xigang turned on all the cameras, and there was a knock on the door.

Chen Xi, who was sitting behind the desk, looked up and was immediately overwhelmed with surprise.

"Hey! Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, what kind of wind brought you two here!"

The visitors turned out to be two of the most famous figures in the current cross talk art world: Guo Degang and Yu Qian!

"Come on, come on, please come in, please come on!" Chen Xi trotted all the way to the door and welcomed the two old people in. Peng Wuwu, who was beside him, was also very discerning and immediately got into the kitchen to make tea.

"Hey, I was wondering what kind of unscrupulous things are coming in this third issue! What are the dishes you want to order? Steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted zi Goose, I bet you two would practice "Name the Dish" for me on the phone!"

After the two sat down, Chen Xi smiled bitterly and talked about the phone call between the two parties at the front desk, "I was still thinking that this was the bad customer place! I asked Ali to help me buy a bunch of them from the supermarket this morning. When I got the ingredients back, I was thinking of making something for the visitor, 'fried garlic sprouts, fried leeks, fried broccoli, stewed cabbage, stewed potatoes, and stewed yam balls'!"

"Okay! This means that Brother Qian and I flew here for thousands of miles, but in the end we came here just to eat vegetarian food?"

Guo Degang was immediately unhappy, pointed at Chen Xi and shook, "Boss Chen is said to be the reincarnation of Sherlock and the reincarnation of Grandet. It seems that the netizens are right!"

The two talked so that everyone present laughed, and even the temporarily hired camera guy shook his shoulders from laughter. It seemed that this scene could only be taken with other fixed cameras.

"Just kidding! How can you two really be green when you come here! You must have good wine and meat!"

After Chen Xi said something solemnly, he quietly gestured to Peng Wuli with his eyes.

Peng Wuli's cleverness was not in vain. After thinking about the menu he got in the morning, he instantly understood what Chen Xi meant: go to the supermarket to buy meat!Take your pick!
After nodding calmly, Peng Wuwu found an opportunity and quietly walked out of the studio.

After a long time of trouble, this guy really just bought a bunch of vegetables at home?

When the attentive Yu Qian saw this scene, he was speechless at the young man he was meeting for the first time. Do you really dare?
Too cruel!
Chen Xi, who watched all directions and listened to all directions, naturally noticed the strangeness on Yu Qian's face. He knew in his heart that the other party had understood everything, and he felt a little embarrassed at the moment, so he could only scratch his nose embarrassingly.

This is a mess!

Shame on you!
"Ahem...Why do you two want to run to my small place? The cross talk tour in Melbourne is over?" After coughing awkwardly, Chen Xi changed the subject calmly.

"A few days ago, I had a drink with Liao Yu and listened to him praising you non-stop, saying things like 'Hospitality is warm, good food is good, you are generous, and everyone can enjoy it', Lao Guo and I were thinking about it. Such a top-notch person? You have to see it first! Immediately, he left the tour work to his apprentices and came here on the fly. Unexpectedly, he saw him, and it was good but not necessarily good! "

Yu Qian obviously didn't intend for him to avoid the topic so easily, and after a skillful "praise first, then step on it", he brought the topic back again.

You are so unkind!
Didn't we just make a little joke with you when we were ordering?It's a good thing for you, revenge doesn't last overnight!
"Ahem... Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

Chen Xi has a deep understanding of the eccentricity of cross talk artists!
These two are ruthless people who always say "my sister-in-law and I", "I am your father", and "your mother is crazy" on the stage!

The opening and closing of two words is guaranteed to reunite your family one second, and separate your wife and children the next!

If you can't fight, admit defeat!
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After the three of them fought several rounds, they finally brought the topic back to the normal channel. Chen Xi secretly relieved his colleagues, and quickly started looking for topics for chatting, "I read on the Internet, Brother Qian In addition to treating cross talk as a job on weekdays, the only hobby left is smoking and drinking to burn your head?"

"That's a misunderstanding of my brother Qian. We both grew up wearing a pair of crotchless pants. When it comes to understanding him, even my sister-in-law doesn't understand me!"

Guo Degang kept his sister-in-law in three words, "Brother Qian's hobbies are gone. Anyone who rides horses and archery, dances and writes is an expert. He spends all day exchanging civil and military hobbies with others. He doesn't want his wife and children at home. Please leave it to me." Taken care of!"

"Hey! It looks like I need to eat more of these broccoli tonight!" Yu Qian was not angry. He smiled and complimented him before saying to Chen Xi: "I'm really good at cooking. Boss Chen." What are you going to do? I'll give you a hand?"

"do not!"

Chen Xi hurriedly begged for forgiveness: "In front of you, I won't take out those shovels and shake them!"

"Like this, when Ali comes back later, let's take a look at what he bought, plus what's in the refrigerator at home. You can do whatever you want. Today you come to cook, and I'll wash the dishes for you. Choose vegetables and dice them!”

"Come on! Stop arguing, just go to the kitchen!"

Guo Degang on the side swayed his short legs and said leisurely: "Anyway, don't look at me, I can't do anything but open my mouth, so I will act as a judge for you two!"

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After a while, Peng Wuwu ran back panting with a large bag of things. It was obvious that he ran in a hurry along the way.

"Look at what you've done, it's exhausting for the child!"

After Yu Qian pointed at Chen Xi angrily, he got up and went to take the plastic bag from Peng Wuli's hand, inspected it carefully, and after looking at it for a while, he said, "This young man is much better than your black-hearted boss! "

Apparently he was very satisfied with what Peng Wu purchased.

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This hurdle is impossible to pass today!
Although Chen Xi likes to watch cross talk on weekdays, and he knows that these old artists are very good at talking, but today is the first time that he has truly experienced it.

In just over an hour, Chen Xi was deflated a lot of times!

In the past, no matter whether he was dealing with black fans or getting along with artists he didn't like, it was Chen Xi who hurt others. Today he has tasted the taste of "retribution".

"Come on, Teacher Yu, I'll help you prepare whatever you need!" Chen Xi walked to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to show it so that Yu Qian could better select the ingredients.

"Remember to pay me an extra 50 yuan for cooking expenses when you get back to pay me!" Yu Qian casually said something, and then began to stare at the ingredients in the refrigerator to formulate ideas, leaving behind him Chen Xi, who was stunned and in a daze.

What about you?

Do you look like someone short of that 50 yuan?

After shaking his head depressedly, Chen Xi wisely chose to shut up.

If you don't talk to me today, I'll be dumb!Anyway, with these two present, there will definitely be no cold spots.

Holding the mentality of "Speak less and make less mistakes, don't say nothing is wrong", for the next hour or so, Chen Xi was obedient and obedient.

Hit wherever you point, and give you whatever you want!
Even so, Chen Xi was hurt badly by the busy Yu Qian and Guo Degang who was wandering around.

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"Boss Chen, is that little girl in the first episode of your show really your sister?"

At the dinner table, the three of them were chatting while having a drink. Guo Degang suddenly asked about Yang Rong for some reason.

"That's right! What's wrong?" Chen Xi asked wonderingly.

"It's not that my young man is in his 20s. I was thinking about asking him to find a friend to try." After thinking about it, Lao Guo simply said, "I'll watch your show." I like the little girl in the first episode!"

"She is beautiful, quirky, and has a good attitude. She doesn't have any bad intentions. She is a good girl!"

Although Chen Xi was greatly benefited from Lao Guo's praise, when he thought about what he said about finding a partner for his son, Chen Xi felt like he had eaten a fly.

It's awkward!

"You'd better let Qilin harm the girls of other families! My girl probably won't be able to adapt to your big house, so don't make any plans for her!"

Without even thinking about it, Chen Xi immediately blocked the other party's plan.

"Hey! I didn't realize that you are still a sister-in-law madman!"

Guo Degang laughed angrily at his words, "What's the matter? Is it because my kid can't catch your eyes? Or is it that your kid has a prejudice against the old man?"

Chen Xi didn't know what to say. He hesitated for a while and then said seriously: "Don't get involved in this kind of thing. In this way, I will give you Yang Rong's WeChat message later. As for what the discussion will be like then, , let’s just leave it alone, don’t you think so?”

"Okay! That's about the same!" Old Guo nodded with satisfaction.

"But I have to tell you first, no matter what mentality Qilin has towards that girl, it's fine if we don't talk about it, but once we talk about it, we can't just let go like those second-generation ancestors! That's my sister after all, and this I have to take a precaution against this with you first, so that we don’t look bad when things get too big! I am a person who can do anything on impulse, I believe you have some idea of ​​this!"

When it comes to the lifelong events of his younger sister, Chen Xi's tone is very solemn.

Don't look at the two brothers who are pushing cups and changing cups now, your son will really look like a disciple later, then don't blame me for not saying hello in advance!
If you go to harm other girls, I have nothing to do with it!

But if you dare to bully my Chen Xi’s family, you’d better think about the consequences first!
"Look at your ghost-protecting calf!"

After Guo Degang insulted him angrily, he said quite confidently: "Don't worry, my son has been eating big pot meals in the club since he was five years old. If you say he is stupid, then I may admit it, but if you say he is extravagant and lustful, then I disagree."

"Okay! You've said that, and I'm relieved. As usual, I'll give you the contact information in a moment. Whether they can get along in private, we don't care about it."

After Chen Xi toasted them both, he said with a smile: "Or maybe your son doesn't like the cunning girl at all? Maybe he just likes mature ladies with big breasts and big butts!"

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The three of them ate the meal for almost two hours before it was over.

Not to mention, Yu Qian's craftsmanship is really not covered!
Or perhaps it was Chen Xi's pot and shovel that contributed to it. Even Yu Qian, who was in charge of the pot himself, was puzzled by today's performance.

It seems that the stir-fried dish is extra delicious today?

Looking at his puzzling look, Chen Xi would not explain the reason to him.

You can make your own guess!You can't figure out what the problem is even if you guess your head!
“This turkey flavored crispy rice is very well prepared!”

Lao Guo also ate a lot, slumped on the sofa, and while touching his bulging belly, he sighed: "Brother Qian, I didn't expect you to hide something!"

"What am I hiding!" Yu Qian said angrily, he was still wondering!
"Then why are the crispy rice balls you usually make not as delicious as today?"

"When did I make rice dumplings for you?"

"Didn't you make it? Hey! It's all my sister-in-law's fault. Every time I bring out something to eat, I always say 'Your brother Qian made this for me last night'!"

have to!This one seems to be really full, and he started to make fun of his sister-in-law again after having nothing to do!

While watching the play with a smile on his face, Chen Xi admired these two.

Back then, when the two got rid of the traditional cross talk and started anew, they were resisted and suppressed by almost all cross talk circles across the country. However, these two, under the pressure, made the signboard of "Deyun Club" from scratch. When I got older, I started to pull it up a little bit. Until today, when it comes to cross talk performances in China, 90.00% of people's first reaction is "Deyun Club". I have to say that this is a great miracle.

The other is the friendship between these two. They have been on the stage for many years. It is common for the two to hurt each other on stage. If it were someone else, they would have turned against each other long ago, but these two are close friends who talk about everything when they are off stage. Friends, and the friendship has not faded after so many years, this is something Chen Xi envies.

I wonder if "Lingxi Studio" will ever have such a day?
(End of this chapter)