The Enhanced Life of Rampage

Chapter 38 The Lunch Disaster
The eight of them gradually became acquainted as they walked, and the four celebrities were no longer as indifferent and taciturn as they were before, which was good news.

"No wonder today's small bosses are always doing team building exercises. Unexpectedly, it seems to make sense!" Chen Xi thought wildly as he walked.

This time I didn't dare to mutter anymore, so as not to be heard again.

"Everyone, work harder. Let's go a little further and find a suitable place to settle down for lunch." Bai Bing walked in the front and suddenly turned back and shouted.

"What's for lunch?" Chen Xi followed the other party's words and thought of this question, then looked at the cauldron behind "cook" Jiang Zhen, thinking about how to solve the stomach problem later.

"Chen Xi, I'm hungry!"

After walking for a whole morning, Zhong Ling also felt that her stomach was empty. After hearing Bai Bing's words, she couldn't help but said to Chen Xi.

"Don't look for Mom when you're hungry, look for it when you're hungry!" Chen Xi didn't even think about it, and read out a classic advertisement, and only after he finished speaking did he remember where it was!

"Well, when I didn't say anything just now!" Chen Xi joked after looking at the deserted surroundings: "If I really want to let the delivery guy send it here for a few dollars for the delivery fee, my conscience will painful!"

"I'm telling you business, what the hell are you thinking about!" Zhong Ling was a little dissatisfied, "I'm hungry, I don't care, you are responsible for my lunch problem!"

"Hey! Are you relying on me? Why, big sister!" Chen Xi was amused by her rascal appearance, and couldn't help but retort.

"It's up to you! Who asked you to direct me to choose a lunch box and a raincoat? Otherwise, I would definitely choose food!"

"I'm doing this for your own good, I don't know good people!"

"I don't care! I'm hungry! I want a cookie!"

Well, you've been eyeing the three compressed biscuits in my bag for a long time!
Chen Xi was a little bit dumbfounded, and after thinking about it, he persuaded him: "Keep the biscuits for now, maybe one day you will starve to death and still be able to live on! Let me think of a way to deal with today's lunch later."

"Bah! You're starving to death!" After Zhong Ling gave him a bah, he didn't mention the biscuits any more.

Fortunately, fortunately, she is a good girl who can listen to advice!
If it was Yang Rong, she would have hung on him and pretended to be pitiful, and she would never have come down without getting the things!

Suddenly thinking of Little Tail, Chen Xi also sighed lightly.

She should be going back to school soon. She originally said that she would go to her grandfather's house to pick her up, but it seemed that she had broken her promise.

"Okay, let's rest here at noon!"

After walking for twenty minutes, when everyone was already sweating, Bai Bing finally stopped on a slightly flat river bank and called the rest to rest.

After Chen Xi looked around for a while, he asked something that made Zhong Ling blush, "Are you going to pee?"

"Chen! Xi!" Zhong Ling gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice: "Do you want to die?"

"Huh? Why? I just asked you if you want to pee!"

"Shut up!" Zhong Ling was so angry that he wanted to hit someone!

"Did you ask after a girl like this?"

Only then did Chen Xi realize it, and he immediately felt embarrassed, "Then what, then you and Sister Shan can discuss what to do. I'll go into the mountains to see if there is anything to eat."

"Get out!" Zhong Ling didn't want to talk to him now!

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After fleeing for a long distance, Chen Xi looked back at a few people, and found that they were still sitting in place resting, shook their heads and didn't think about anything, and went into the room with a camera hanging behind their buttocks. Into the forest.

"What's there to eat?"

While walking, Chen Xi recalled in his mind the records about winter mountain products in "Ingredients", and finally clapped his hands after a long time, and said happily to himself: "Yes! You can look for winter bamboo shoots! "

As for what kind of pheasants and hares he hit, Chen Xi didn't have too many fantasies, he was just a layman, unless he met a lame one!
Fortunately, there are many bamboo forests nearby, and Chen Xi found one within a short walk.

According to the instructions in the book, after finding the arched place on the mound, Chen Xi took out his saber, and picked it up frantically.

Four or five minutes later, Chen Xi was sweating profusely while holding a bamboo shoot the size of a palm, and smiled wildly, "Hahahaha, I hit it with one shot, I'm really a little genius who can apply what he has learned!"

After eagerly peeling off the shell, Chen Xi's face gradually collapsed!

Nothing else, just because after peeling off the skin of his doll, there is only a section of bamboo shoots about the size of a pulsating bottle mouth and about ten centimeters high in his hand!

"This can only be cut into about ten pieces and gone!" Chen Xi suddenly became very dissatisfied with his results!
"Brother, you should step back first, and I will make it easier for you to take pictures, shall we?"

Seeing that the camera behind him wanted to take a picture of the bamboo shoot in his hand, he wanted to slap the camera on his face, Chen Xi couldn't help but smiled wryly and said, "Go take the picture! I'll find a convenient place."

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After drilling in the mountains for more than half an hour, Chen Xi finally returned to the camp with his hard-working camera brother.

"Did you get something to eat?" Zhong Ling ran up impatiently, walked around Chen Xi and then became depressed, "Is there nothing?"

"I'm teasing you, it's in the hands of the camera brother!" Chen Xi laughed amusedly watching her expression change.

"Ah? Really?" Hearing that Chen Xizhen had found something to eat, Zhong Ling jumped up again, hurriedly ran to Chen Xi's camera, and snatched five small bamboo shoots from his hand.

"How do you eat this?"

After Chen Xi took it from her hand, he also got tangled up, "Probably...wash and slice it, then boil it and finish it off?"

Seeing Zhong Ling's suspicious look, Chen Xi found an excuse for himself, "Anyway, we don't have oil or salt, so what can we do? Let's just eat!"

"Okay! I'll leave it to you!"

Chen Xi was about to take his things to the river to wash, when Shen Zhengyun walked over.

"Chen Xi, did you find anything to eat? Share some with us!"

"Huh? Why?" Chen Xi looked at him with caring eyes and asked.

"We are teammates, teammates should help each other, shouldn't we?"

Hey!I learned to be smart today, and you know that Dayi is going to fight me, right?

Seeing that the other people were also a little moved, Chen Xi shook the bamboo shoot in his hand at them, "I'm sorry, everyone, just such a slap, I'm probably full enough to share with Miss Zhong, you If you really want to eat, go look for it in the mountains, the sky is not dark, there is no danger."

"I can tell you the place, and I can share the method, but if you want to grab it from me so bluntly, it might be somewhat inappropriate, right?"

Shen Zhengyun was overwhelmed by his words, unable to answer, so he didn't speak for a while.

Instead, Zhang Jiajia stood up, "If we can find it ourselves, why are we asking you for it?"

"Hey!" Chen Xi was also happy, "You recommended Shen Zhengyun?"

Seeing Zhang Jiajia nodding, Chen Xi pretended to be suddenly enlightened, "No wonder, why do you two look so alike? We've been a family for a long time!"

"Since the two of you don't know anything, why do you come to this show so shamelessly? One is not enough, so come two, are you a joker sent by a monkey to increase the difficulty of the game?"

Chen Xi was a little annoyed by their bandit theory. At this time, it doesn't matter what kind of third-tier star you are, a Shanghai stock market elite, and I have to give you a good idea of ​​how to deal with this person!
"You say you can't, then I understand! After all, one is a big star who became famous at a young age, and the other is a high-class person in a big city, but what I just said is obvious? No, then I will teach you! What? ? Before I said it, you withered? Just said no? It means that you two have made up your mind from the beginning to live a life of being served by others?"

"You! You are talking nonsense!"

"Whether I'm talking nonsense is none of your business, but it's none of my business if you guys are blocking my way now. If you don't have anything else to do, just give me a break. If you want to eat, go home early and go to your mother for breastfeeding!"

Most of the people present were not aware of the scene at the banquet yesterday. At this time, except for Jiang Zhen and the others, they all stared at Chen Xi dumbfounded, as if they didn't believe that he dared to shoot at people on the first day of the recording of the program. The two of them, including Zhang Jiajia, a young freshman of the new generation!
"Okay, everyone, don't act like you haven't seen the world like this. Since we still have hundreds of miles to go together, let's just open the skylight and speak up!"

"I'm a very simple person! If I have food for three people now, I definitely don't mind sharing it with Miss Shan. If I have food for four people, I can share some of it for everyone. But I'm ordering like this now, two people There are not enough people, so don't make such unreasonable demands!"

"Everyone has hands and feet, and I am willing to tell you the method. Why not try it first? It is reasonable to take care of women, but I think it is a bit reluctant for old men."

"Except for the sissy, of course!"

Chen Xi also felt that it was not an option to go down with such intrigue, so he simply opened up and said, and finally he did not forget to ridicule someone.

After speaking, he smiled at a group of staff next to him: "Brothers, don't broadcast the footage just now!"

"I'm a man who aspires to step into the entertainment industry. If I broadcast like this, I will be beaten to death by fans!"

(End of this chapter)