The most versatile system in the city

Chapter 5 Please Call Me the God of Examination
After closing the page, Liu Yu came to the school.

The school is not too big, except for the good greening, there is nothing else worthy of praise, but it buried Liu Yu's four years of youth.

He has laughed and played wantonly here.

Although the senior students basically do not live on campus, there are quite a few students from the freshman to junior years. The people who come and go on campus are young and beautiful figures, with youthful smiles on their faces, full of longing for the future.

"It's nice to be young!" He sighed secretly.

Liu Yu drove lightly to the make-up exam classroom to prepare for the exam.

He failed five subjects in total, which meant that he still had to make up five subjects, from morning to two o'clock in the afternoon.

First of all, the first one is the English test.

There were only him and the teacher in the huge classroom, and the scene was a bit awkward.

"hi!"

After thinking about it, he waved his hand and said hello.

The foreign teacher laughed and spoke a lot of English, speaking very fast and fluently, with standard pronunciation.

Liu Yu also listened carefully, but... didn't understand.

"What's the matter?"

In order not to affect his pretentiousness, Liu Yu even guessed, probably asking if he had confidence.

So he nodded calmly, "yes."

The foreign teacher also nodded, and then spoke a lot of English very quickly.

Liu Yu was completely dumbfounded.

He wanted to ask, "Can you speak Chinese?"

I really don't understand!

So he could only continue talking.

"Yes, yes, so easy!" He also pretended to have everything under control.

Just as Liu Yu was thinking about asking the system to translate, the foreign teacher waved him to sit down.

Huh, Liu Yu sat down and let out a long sigh of relief.

Quickly ask the system if there is anything that can improve his English ability, it is too troublesome to find them one by one.

Ding, the notification sounded.

According to the requirements of the host, the host can exchange English talents.

"Elementary English talent, to be able to barely understand what foreigners say, requires a little pretense."

"Intermediate English talent, to be able to answer questions fluently with foreigners, requires ten pretense points."

"Advanced English talent, proficiency in English, even the most proficient foreigners can't understand you thoroughly, you need to pretend to be worth 30 points."

As expected of the all-round pretentious system, Liu Yu secretly praised in his heart, and Liu Yu chose the advanced English talent without hesitation.

Hey hey hey, the days of being tortured by English are gone forever!
The listening test started, and Liu Yu was full of disdain when listening to the voice on the radio.

This is the hearing that stumped me before?
Pronunciation so clearly?so clear?
The speed of speech is too slow!

too easy!

Candidates are divided into four types: scumbags, ordinary people, masters of learning, and gods of learning.

The scumbag can only hear:
"conversation 1, quack quack, quack, quack, quack, quack..."

"conversation2, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack..."

What the hell!Frog Symphony?

Ordinary people can hear:
"conversation1, shirt...price...quack quack."

conversation2, "...I didn't bring it in my language bag..."

Xueba heard:
conversation1,"The price of the shirt is nine pounds and fifteen pence;"

conversation2, "My language books are in my bag and I didn't bring them out at home."

What Xueshen heard was:
conversation1,"Choose A."

conversation1,"Choose B."

The gap between them is so big, Liu Yu instantly changed from a scumbag to a god of learning.

Liu Yu wrote hard and wrote quickly, and Liu Yu finished writing less than half an hour after the listening session.

When handing in the paper, Liu Yu also talked with the foreign teacher in pure English, citing various scriptures.

If it weren't for the fact that there were no other candidates around, Liu Yu felt that his pretentiousness could break through [-].

Ding Dong!

Harvest the shock from the foreign teacher, the pretense value +2.

Liu Yu received the notification tone, nodded with satisfaction, and rushed to the next classroom after a short rest.

The next course was calculus, and there were a lot of people who failed this time. Besides Liu Yu, there were three or four people.

The teacher didn't give him a good look. After all, Liu Yu always fell asleep in class, and didn't turn in his homework in time. Even when he graduated, he didn't know how to ask the teacher to ask for mercy or ask questions.

For such a hopeless student, there is nothing a teacher can do, so let him cry when he can't get his diploma.

Liu Yu didn't care. He found his seat and sat down, waiting for the teacher to hand out the papers and started following the same pattern.

Of course, this time he only exchanged elementary mathematics talent, after all, the pretense value is not enough, and there are still several.

But it's enough for exams.

Still working hard, Liu Yu kept writing while others were scratching their heads.

After half an hour, he started to turn the scroll, flipping it with a clatter, as if he was afraid that others would not know.

It turns out that Liu Yu is not like this, but now it is about the value of pretense, he naturally hopes to be as eye-catching as possible, so that he can charge more.

The invigilator who was watching shook his head again and again, what's the matter with this person, it's fine if he doesn't take the exam well, and he also affects others, his behavior is very bad!

Naturally, Liu Yu didn't know the invigilator's impression of him, and it didn't matter if he knew, since the impression was not good anyway.

In less than an hour, Liu Yu handed in the paper ahead of schedule.

The teacher looked at the paper for a while, and the shock in his eyes couldn't be concealed. He was the one who wrote the question, so he naturally knew the answer.

It turned out... all right!
It's unbelievable, even if he couldn't do this in such a short time, the teacher looked outside the door, and there was no sign of Liu Yu.

It was still early before the final exam, so Liu Yu went back to the dormitory for a break, thinking about how to obtain the pretense value more effectively.

After passing the two exams in the morning, he gained more than ten pretense points, and after deducting the expenses, there are still forty points.

By the way, Liu Yu suddenly thought of a question, so he asked his doubts while playing with his mobile phone.

"System, why is it that I am also a human being, and the pretense value I receive is different, some are 1, while others are 3."

"The pretense value determined by the system comes from the emotional fluctuations of the audience. The more shocked he is, the more pretense points the host gets. In theory, the host can get up to 100 pretense points from a single person for one act of pretense. "

"The real pretense is invisible, also called invisible pretense, so host, please work hard!"

The system's cold tone sounded in his mind.

"I see." Liu Yu nodded.

Snap your fingers and understand!
At this time, he opened the Tiger Shark live broadcast software, which is a live broadcast platform with a wide audience. There are various anchors in it, and Liu Yu likes two of them the most.

One is Sao Sao Tiao, the game is not to mention good, the quality is still very high, even if the wind is against the wind, I have never seen him blush.

There is also a little cute girl, she speaks straight, has a pure appearance, and plays games very well. Liu Yu watches her live broadcast on time every day.

During this time period, Saosao Dance is live broadcasting, while Xiaomengnu will be there until evening.

Liu Yu clicked in without hesitation, seeing a screen full of barrage.

"666."

"I'm going to give birth to monkeys for you."

"The anchor takes me!"

...

Then he heard a familiar voice.

"Welcome to the glory of the king."

"Army attack!"

(End of this chapter)