Live Wild Eater

Chapter 80
The water friends asked Rhodes to tell them a story that made them itchy (cold joke):
"Brother De, what's the story? Don't keep it up, tell it quickly."

"That's right, how about being coy and like a woman?"

"Could it be a cold joke? Haha, after all, Brother De is the best at these things."

Rhodes cleared his pure voice, and said solemnly, "Do you know what Chi You's mount is called? It's called Iron Eater, which is the cute panda now. Chi You has two mounts. During an important battle, he In the battle with the emperor, the panda asked Chi You to hug and kiss him. Everyone knows the final result? Chi You lost the battle. , lost to the emperor, and almost died, so Chi You's failure is not without reason."

"Hahaha... I laughed so hard, I've heard this story before, Nima, I laugh every time I hear it."

"Really? I feel that Chi You is so pitiful that he would put such a cute panda on the table. I'm convinced."

"During the fight, Panda: Chi You, I want to hug you. Chi You: Fuck you, labor and management, labor and management want to fight with the emperor... I didn't finish my sentence, Chi You, hurry up!"

"Haha, Chi You didn't expect to be harmed by this cute thing."

The panda finished eating the bamboo and stroked its furry belly. It was very cute. It seemed to see Rhodes looking at it, but it didn't care much. It thought Rhodes couldn't do anything to it, so, Lie down and sleep regardless of what's around you.

Seeing it lying down, the water friends envied:
"so cute!"

"How can you be so cute?"

"When I have money, I will have a whole panda for fun."

"It's so cute!"

Rhodes smiled, "Okay, friends, you should have seen enough, right? I should go to find something. It's not a good thing to waste too much time here."

Water friends are very reluctant:

"Ah? Are you leaving? Don't you want to read it? Can't you take a few more glances?"

"Pandas won't be eaten, Brother De won't go find something to eat, what will he eat?"

"Go, go! Pandas are like that, come to my Dashu land, I will take you to see, but the tickets are paid by yourself."

"Brother De, let's take a close-up shot of it! I want to see the panda's face, how can it be so hot and cute, ahh, I like it so much, what should I do."

But no matter why he doesn't want to give up Rhodes, he still has to leave this place. Unless a good thing like a wild rabbit crashing into a tree happens to him, he doesn't have to worry about his Chinese food. Looking at the trees next to him, Rhodes thinks No silly rabbit would actually commit suicide.

Shaking his head and sighing, he got up and walked forward to find something to eat.

A few trees were reflected in Rhode's eyes. He had seen this tree last night. It was the tree with crisp, delicious and edible bamboo shoots. Rhode's original decadent expression seemed to be happy after discovering the new world, and he pointed there. He smiled, "My friends, look, I seem to have found what I want."

"Let me go, bamboo shoots? Bamboo shoots again? Brother De, aren't you afraid that your luck will run out and you'll be looking for food? Be careful that you can't find a girlfriend in the future."

"There are so many things to eat over there. Will Brother De stay there for a few days to kill rabbits and bamboo shoots?"

"According to my understanding of Dege's urination, I think it is very possible."

Rhodes smiled and said, "No, after taking the bamboo shoots and hunting a hare, I'll keep going. I won't stay for the food, so don't worry."

"Huh? Going to beat the rabbit again? The rabbit is so pitiful!"

"It seems like there are no other animals there except rabbits, right? What will Brother De eat if he doesn't eat rabbits?"

"The rabbit is so cute, how can I have the heart...not to make the rabbit delicious."

"Tutu is so cute, um, it smells so good, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Don't laugh at me as a devil, no one can escape the law of true fragrance from physicist Wang Jingze, let me laugh again, haha."

Rhodes quickly took the bamboo shoots. He was so hungry that he ate two bamboo shoots to satisfy his hunger. The sound of Rhodes eating bamboo shoots came from the screen, and the water friends thought it was really hateful.

He looked for wild rabbits again, hoping that he could find them quickly and eat them quickly. However, some of the wild rabbits seemed to have clairaudiences and ears. Rhodes searched for a few times but couldn't find a piece of shit. He was a little helpless.

He thought that there were still three eggs in his backpack, and eating bamboo shoots alone could not solve the problem of hunger, without fatty meat, how could it work?Under the scolding of the water friends, Rhodes smashed three eggs one by one and threw them into his mouth.

"That's three lives! Tsk tsk..." Then a certain water friend asked curiously, "How does De Ge taste?"

"There is a trace of Dandan's sadness in my heart."

Rhodes said with a smile, "Generally speaking, it's okay. It can satisfy my hunger and give me the strength to move forward."

This time the river didn't turn left and right, but rushed over the rocks, and then flowed down, forming a valley below, similar to the valley where Rhodes fished more than a month ago. There was sand on the banks of the valley, and the water There are fish, Rhodes is pleasantly surprised.

"Friends, look, what do you see? I have to make a harpoon fish. I have fish for lunch today." Rhodes doesn't know what those fish are called, but...it looks very delicious, let's go to fish first. A few come to eat, let alone, if Rhodes can't get one of the fish in groups, he will smash his head here and die on the rocks, waiting for other carnivores to eat him.

Rhodes was full of confidence, "I have to go to the right."

The river was gurgling, and there were puddles on the left and right sides, and the one on the right was obviously much smaller than the one on the left.

He walked down slowly, and stepped into the sand, the situation was not good, his leg sank immediately and had a tendency to be unable to pull out, the river sand entangled his leg tightly like seaweed, Rhodes was heartbroken No, his face changed immediately, and the water friends also noticed the change in Rhodes' face. Obviously, there was something wrong with him, and the problem was not small.

"Friends, did you see it? I was entangled in river sand. At first I was afraid, thinking that I would be sucked in and couldn't be pulled out, but after thinking about it, I could still grab the rocks and climb up." Rhodes said. The water friends relaxed, and the whole live broadcast room suddenly loosened like a tight string, thinking that Brother De was about to be sucked in!Scary!
Rhodes' left hand grabbed a rock spike, but an accident happened to Rhodes again, with a crisp bang, the spiked rock that Rhodes grabbed shattered, and after years of erosion, the rock It became as soft as bread, and it only needed to be broken lightly, and it was broken, unable to bear Rhode's weight of more than 100 kilograms.

In an instant, Rhodes raised his hand, and his whole face changed drastically. This was the greatest danger he had encountered since he had been surviving in the wilderness for so long. Swallowed?Thinking about it carefully, Rhodes didn't dare to think about it, because he was careless.

With a bang, Rhode fell heavily backwards. Unfortunately, the other leg followed, and the backpack sank. In an instant, the rapid secretion of hormones on Rhode's glands caused him to sweat profusely. He adjusted his body quickly, untied the backpack, and then pressed the backpack hard with both hands. The backpack was completely sunk and he couldn't see much. With the help of this force, he made his whole body stand firm.

But at this moment, he is slowly sinking into it, no one can save him, and the situation is still dangerous.

Watching this thrilling scene, the water friends' breathing became tense, and their throats almost jumped out of their throats. They were worried about Rhodes. At this time, no one in the live broadcast room made fun of Rhodes' behavior. Of course they knew when to make fun of him. When not to joke.

"Phew... my friends, maybe I'm going to die, I don't know if I can survive, I can't move at all now, the huge resistance of the river sand prevents me from moving a little distance, in the wilderness, no one can move Knowing your own destiny, there are really hidden dangers everywhere. This is a bloody lesson. I was too careless. In the future, if you encounter river sand in the wild, don’t step on it blindly, otherwise, the consequences will be like mine " Rhodes sank slowly, like a stone sinking to the bottom of the sea, he never thought that he would be so careless and suffer such a catastrophe.

It wouldn't have happened if he had climbed down the rock, but unfortunately he hadn't.

In the live broadcast room, some water friends with fragile hearts burst into tears when they saw the moment, and some people gave him gifts and told him not to give up, come on, try to move a little bit, grab something and climb up.

Rhodes opened his hands, looked at the screen with his right face pressed against the sand, and touched the sand with the largest contact area, and smiled wryly, "Maybe this is the slowest way for me to sink into the sand."

No one can do anything when encountering this kind of thing. No matter how hard you work on some things, there will be no results. It is useless and useless.

Rhodes sank slowly, he was smiling, he sank in with a smile, and his hand sank slowly, his hand...his left hand seemed to... touched something, it was hard, as if It was a rock, he became pleasantly surprised, and touched it again quickly. There was really a rock on the left hand side, it seemed to be the corner of a huge boulder.

Hope surged in Rhode's heart again, his eyes widened and became round, and his face with a wry smile looked like an old man remarried a wife and became radiant, but he didn't speak, his left hand firmly hooked the stone, and his whole body exerted all his strength. Slowly pull to the left, move slowly, move slowly... want the right hand to also hook the stone.

Finally, his right hand hooked the entire body of the rock and sank to the side of the rock in the river sand. Both hands had already touched the rock. He pushed his hands suddenly, and the whole body rose, and his feet under the river sand firmly clamped the side of the rock. , Rhodes slowly ascended, his hands supported again, the whole body went up, his feet stepped on the rocks Rhodes stood up, this time, he did not sink.

Facing the screen, Rhodes smiled slightly, but it was a wry smile.

Needless to say anything, the water friends already understood Rhodes' mood.

The entire live room was instantly boiling.

Once again, Rhodes... survived successfully.

If he does not die, this will be a valuable experience in his life, which cannot be exchanged for money, and will benefit him for the rest of his life! !

　Thanks for the need to change the name for a reward!Happy to fly.

　　It’s a bit late, I can’t finish this chapter with [-] words. In order not to let you wait so hard to finish this process, I wrote a [-]-word chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)