The first skeleton in the history of online games
Chapter 2 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Chapter 2 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Chapter 2 Do you think I'm stupid?
Entering this door is a piece of heaven!
Wait, God?Sky?
He Xiaomao looked bewildered, shouldn't the novice be born in Xinshou Village?How did I come to the sky?
Is this the benefit that the Almighty New World gives players?
He Xiaomao slapped his arms twice, trying to see if he could fly.
However, under the action of universal gravitation, He Xiaomao suddenly fell straight to the ground...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Your second uncle in the system!"
Looking at the ground getting closer and closer, he subconsciously closed his eyes...
Boom!
From head to foot, He Xiaomao's face came into close contact with the earth.
"it hurts……"
He Xiaomao wailed, falling from such a high place, even if the pain level was only [-]%, it was really painful!
But it is worth mentioning that the new world is indeed real, and he actually ate a mouthful of stones.
He Xiaomao took a bite, and the texture was similar to that of pebbles. It was crunchy and crunchy!
"Pooh!"
Not to mention why He Xiaomao bit the stone even though he knew it was a stone. After spitting out the stone, he pointed his middle finger towards the sky.
"System, FUCK! YO...U?"
He Xiaomao suddenly froze.
Where did the skeleton claw come from?Still giving me the middle finger?
He Xiaomao shook his hand, and the skeleton's claws followed suit...
wrong!
Is this my skeleton claw?
Immediately afterwards, He Xiaomao was shocked to find that not only his claws, but his whole body had turned into a skeleton!
Whether it's a perfectly proportioned figure, or a face that surpasses Song Yu's and Pan An's, all of these are gone!Some are just a pair of skeletons!
"I beep—!"
Wrong!
anger!
incredible!
"Hundan! Where's my handsome 120-point character? Why did I turn into a skeleton!"
"System! Get out of here!!!" He Xiaomao roared to the sky.
At this moment, a small voice suddenly came from in front of He Xiaomao.
"Stop shouting, I'm here..."
He Xiaomao withdrew his neck that was as long as a goose, and then saw a little elf the size of a thumb with green wings of light.
"Damn, how did you forget about the system elf!"
He patted his head and made a crunching sound...
The system elf is a standard configuration for every player who enters the new world. For players, the function is equivalent to a novice guide plus a game menu plus a GM.
At the same time, when players are bored to the point of pain, they can also pull out the elf as a system clone to drink tea and chat.
Of course, with the ability of the brain, even if it chats with tens of billions of people at the same time, it will not crash, and if possible, it can "crash" these tens of billions of people...
(Simple understanding, in the new world, the system is the brain, and the brain is the system...)
But now is not the time to marvel at how powerful the brain is. He Xiaomao looked at the elf dancing in front of his head with a fierce look in his eyes.
"Tell me, how can my handsome character become a skeleton!"
The little elf twisted his fingers and said weakly: "Originally, novice players of level zero would be born in the novice market, but you have already died before entering the game and became a minus level. When the game was designed, it was not expected that there would be such a thing. In this case, the rules of the new world assume that you are already dead, and you do not meet the conditions for being born in the novice market, so you can only be born in the undead continent and become a skeleton..."
"Undead Continent? Just wait..." He Xiaomao interrupted the system elf.
He looked around, and all he could see was the wilderness. There was no "Niaoshuihuaxiang Novice Village" on the official website, and there was no "commoner with long hair and white legs" in his imagination, let alone the "beauty on the beach bikini" in the promotional video. …
"So, this is not Novice Village?"
"no……"
"So, there is no young lady here?"
"No……"
"So, I can't accept the task and can't upgrade???"
"You can level up by fighting monsters..."
"Is this comparable! Others can easily level up by doing two tasks, and I have to fight monsters one by one?" He Xiaomao glared at the system elf. If he still had eyes, he might Can stare out the eyeballs,
"..."
The elf fell silent.
"Forget it, don't talk about this." He Xiaomao waved his skeleton claws and said, "Hurry up and change me back, and then put me back in Novice Village, I'm in a hurry to upgrade..."
The little elf poked his finger, and said in a tangled manner: "No..."
"I didn't hear what you said just now, can you say it again?"
He Xiaomao stared at the system elf, and dug out his pierced ear, which had no ears.
"I just said...it's not allowed..." the elf lowered his head and repeated it softly.
"No? You made me look like this and then sent me away with just a word of no!"
Under He Xiaomao's questioning, the little elf buried her head even lower, and she explained softly: "Because the first rule of the system is that players are not allowed to delete and rebuild their accounts, and one person can only bind one account. If you go back, you will violate the first rule..."
"So, I want to pay for your loopholes?" He Xiaomao's eyes widened, "I'm also sure about this broken skeleton?"
"Skeletons are actually not weak, what's more, in order to compensate you, I have already set your attribute panel as an elite template..." the elf defended weakly.
Not weak, compensation, and elite template...
After hearing these words, He Xiaomao's anger subsided a little. He opened the properties panel and browsed quickly.
Character: Green Goddess
Occupation: Tentative (Minist / Legal)
Race: Undead (Skeleton)
Level: -1 level
Strength: 2 (1 Strength = 2 Physical Attack)
智力:3(1智力=1魔法伤害=15法力值=1法防)
敏捷:3(1敏捷=1物理攻击=0.1%暴击几率=0.1%闪避几率)
Physique: 6 (1 Physique = 30 HP = 0.1 Tenacity)
Armor: 2 (1 armor = 1 physical defense)
Resistance: 2 (1 resistance = 1 magic defense)
Lucky: 6 (you are slightly luckier than average)
Charisma: 0 (totally dispensable)
HP: 180/180
Mana: 45/45
Physical attack: 7 - 7
Physical defense: 2
Magic Attack: 3 - 3
Magic Defense: 2
Critical Chance: 0.5%
Dodge Chance: 0.5%
Movement speed: 10
Toughness: 0.9 (resistance to bad states such as dizziness and deceleration)
Wealth: 0
Career talent:? ? ?
Racial talent:
Photophobia - As an undead, the damage caused by sacred skills to you will be increased by 50%.
Tenacity - Skeletons must resist beatings!Toughness is increased by 50%, every 3 points of constitution increases 1 point of armor and 1 point of resistance.
Low undead - As a skeleton, it is difficult for you to attract the attention of the boss. The hatred value of ordinary enemies is reduced by 50%, and the hatred value of boss enemies is reduced by 30%.
"System, what does occupation mean?" He Xiaomao asked puzzled after reading his attribute panel.
"This is compensation for you. You have the chance to choose another profession, thief or mage. I can even give you a hidden profession, a hidden profession that takes into account the advantages of sensitivity and magic." The system elf explained.
"A profession that takes into account the strengths of both the sensitive and legal systems..."
He Xiaomao was not as ecstatic as the system guessed, on the contrary, he narrowed his eyes, thoughtful.
"System, is the hidden profession you're talking about a one-skilled cultivator or a single-cultivator of the law department, or is it a dual-cultivation of both sensitivity and law?" After thinking for a while, He Xiaomao asked again.
"It's the dual cultivation of sensitivity and law."
"That's it..." He Xiaomao suddenly laughed, he pointed at the system elf, and then said, "Your harmless look is really very seductive. It's a pity that the three choices you gave me I don’t even choose…”
Immediately afterwards, He Xiaomao said something unexpected by the system.
"My choice is... warrior!"
After hearing He Xiaomao's choice, the system elf was silent, and it took a long time before it responded.
"Soldier... no."
He Xiaomao looked at the system elf with a half-smile, and instead of arguing with him why it couldn't work, he asked a seemingly irrelevant question.
"System, as the world's top intelligence, I think you should have information about all our players?"
"Have……"
The system hesitated for a few seconds, but still answered.
"So, it should also include my information?"
"..."
"He Xiaomao, a top professional player, a former member of the world's number one guild 'Sky', good at occupations: Thief, Warrior, Mage, Archer..."
"Dark web occupational rating: Rogue - No. 11 in the world, Warrior - No. [-] in the world, Mage - No. [-] in the world, Archer - No. [-] in the world..."
"Six years ago, due to unknown reasons, he defected from the 'Sky' guild, and killed twelve key members of 'Sky' in a row. After that, he kept his anonymity and only got involved in some regional games..."
"In light of the above information, 'New World' rated its potential as...S+, and its strength as...S+!"
"Tsk tsk, not bad, enough."
After the system elf finished speaking, He Xiaomao smacked his lips and said, "Since you have my information, you think I'm stupid for throwing out such rubbish for me to choose?"
"Or...are you deliberately insulting me???"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 2 Do you think I'm stupid?
Entering this door is a piece of heaven!
Wait, God?Sky?
He Xiaomao looked bewildered, shouldn't the novice be born in Xinshou Village?How did I come to the sky?
Is this the benefit that the Almighty New World gives players?
He Xiaomao slapped his arms twice, trying to see if he could fly.
However, under the action of universal gravitation, He Xiaomao suddenly fell straight to the ground...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Your second uncle in the system!"
Looking at the ground getting closer and closer, he subconsciously closed his eyes...
Boom!
From head to foot, He Xiaomao's face came into close contact with the earth.
"it hurts……"
He Xiaomao wailed, falling from such a high place, even if the pain level was only [-]%, it was really painful!
But it is worth mentioning that the new world is indeed real, and he actually ate a mouthful of stones.
He Xiaomao took a bite, and the texture was similar to that of pebbles. It was crunchy and crunchy!
"Pooh!"
Not to mention why He Xiaomao bit the stone even though he knew it was a stone. After spitting out the stone, he pointed his middle finger towards the sky.
"System, FUCK! YO...U?"
He Xiaomao suddenly froze.
Where did the skeleton claw come from?Still giving me the middle finger?
He Xiaomao shook his hand, and the skeleton's claws followed suit...
wrong!
Is this my skeleton claw?
Immediately afterwards, He Xiaomao was shocked to find that not only his claws, but his whole body had turned into a skeleton!
Whether it's a perfectly proportioned figure, or a face that surpasses Song Yu's and Pan An's, all of these are gone!Some are just a pair of skeletons!
"I beep—!"
Wrong!
anger!
incredible!
"Hundan! Where's my handsome 120-point character? Why did I turn into a skeleton!"
"System! Get out of here!!!" He Xiaomao roared to the sky.
At this moment, a small voice suddenly came from in front of He Xiaomao.
"Stop shouting, I'm here..."
He Xiaomao withdrew his neck that was as long as a goose, and then saw a little elf the size of a thumb with green wings of light.
"Damn, how did you forget about the system elf!"
He patted his head and made a crunching sound...
The system elf is a standard configuration for every player who enters the new world. For players, the function is equivalent to a novice guide plus a game menu plus a GM.
At the same time, when players are bored to the point of pain, they can also pull out the elf as a system clone to drink tea and chat.
Of course, with the ability of the brain, even if it chats with tens of billions of people at the same time, it will not crash, and if possible, it can "crash" these tens of billions of people...
(Simple understanding, in the new world, the system is the brain, and the brain is the system...)
But now is not the time to marvel at how powerful the brain is. He Xiaomao looked at the elf dancing in front of his head with a fierce look in his eyes.
"Tell me, how can my handsome character become a skeleton!"
The little elf twisted his fingers and said weakly: "Originally, novice players of level zero would be born in the novice market, but you have already died before entering the game and became a minus level. When the game was designed, it was not expected that there would be such a thing. In this case, the rules of the new world assume that you are already dead, and you do not meet the conditions for being born in the novice market, so you can only be born in the undead continent and become a skeleton..."
"Undead Continent? Just wait..." He Xiaomao interrupted the system elf.
He looked around, and all he could see was the wilderness. There was no "Niaoshuihuaxiang Novice Village" on the official website, and there was no "commoner with long hair and white legs" in his imagination, let alone the "beauty on the beach bikini" in the promotional video. …
"So, this is not Novice Village?"
"no……"
"So, there is no young lady here?"
"No……"
"So, I can't accept the task and can't upgrade???"
"You can level up by fighting monsters..."
"Is this comparable! Others can easily level up by doing two tasks, and I have to fight monsters one by one?" He Xiaomao glared at the system elf. If he still had eyes, he might Can stare out the eyeballs,
"..."
The elf fell silent.
"Forget it, don't talk about this." He Xiaomao waved his skeleton claws and said, "Hurry up and change me back, and then put me back in Novice Village, I'm in a hurry to upgrade..."
The little elf poked his finger, and said in a tangled manner: "No..."
"I didn't hear what you said just now, can you say it again?"
He Xiaomao stared at the system elf, and dug out his pierced ear, which had no ears.
"I just said...it's not allowed..." the elf lowered his head and repeated it softly.
"No? You made me look like this and then sent me away with just a word of no!"
Under He Xiaomao's questioning, the little elf buried her head even lower, and she explained softly: "Because the first rule of the system is that players are not allowed to delete and rebuild their accounts, and one person can only bind one account. If you go back, you will violate the first rule..."
"So, I want to pay for your loopholes?" He Xiaomao's eyes widened, "I'm also sure about this broken skeleton?"
"Skeletons are actually not weak, what's more, in order to compensate you, I have already set your attribute panel as an elite template..." the elf defended weakly.
Not weak, compensation, and elite template...
After hearing these words, He Xiaomao's anger subsided a little. He opened the properties panel and browsed quickly.
Character: Green Goddess
Occupation: Tentative (Minist / Legal)
Race: Undead (Skeleton)
Level: -1 level
Strength: 2 (1 Strength = 2 Physical Attack)
智力:3(1智力=1魔法伤害=15法力值=1法防)
敏捷:3(1敏捷=1物理攻击=0.1%暴击几率=0.1%闪避几率)
Physique: 6 (1 Physique = 30 HP = 0.1 Tenacity)
Armor: 2 (1 armor = 1 physical defense)
Resistance: 2 (1 resistance = 1 magic defense)
Lucky: 6 (you are slightly luckier than average)
Charisma: 0 (totally dispensable)
HP: 180/180
Mana: 45/45
Physical attack: 7 - 7
Physical defense: 2
Magic Attack: 3 - 3
Magic Defense: 2
Critical Chance: 0.5%
Dodge Chance: 0.5%
Movement speed: 10
Toughness: 0.9 (resistance to bad states such as dizziness and deceleration)
Wealth: 0
Career talent:? ? ?
Racial talent:
Photophobia - As an undead, the damage caused by sacred skills to you will be increased by 50%.
Tenacity - Skeletons must resist beatings!Toughness is increased by 50%, every 3 points of constitution increases 1 point of armor and 1 point of resistance.
Low undead - As a skeleton, it is difficult for you to attract the attention of the boss. The hatred value of ordinary enemies is reduced by 50%, and the hatred value of boss enemies is reduced by 30%.
"System, what does occupation mean?" He Xiaomao asked puzzled after reading his attribute panel.
"This is compensation for you. You have the chance to choose another profession, thief or mage. I can even give you a hidden profession, a hidden profession that takes into account the advantages of sensitivity and magic." The system elf explained.
"A profession that takes into account the strengths of both the sensitive and legal systems..."
He Xiaomao was not as ecstatic as the system guessed, on the contrary, he narrowed his eyes, thoughtful.
"System, is the hidden profession you're talking about a one-skilled cultivator or a single-cultivator of the law department, or is it a dual-cultivation of both sensitivity and law?" After thinking for a while, He Xiaomao asked again.
"It's the dual cultivation of sensitivity and law."
"That's it..." He Xiaomao suddenly laughed, he pointed at the system elf, and then said, "Your harmless look is really very seductive. It's a pity that the three choices you gave me I don’t even choose…”
Immediately afterwards, He Xiaomao said something unexpected by the system.
"My choice is... warrior!"
After hearing He Xiaomao's choice, the system elf was silent, and it took a long time before it responded.
"Soldier... no."
He Xiaomao looked at the system elf with a half-smile, and instead of arguing with him why it couldn't work, he asked a seemingly irrelevant question.
"System, as the world's top intelligence, I think you should have information about all our players?"
"Have……"
The system hesitated for a few seconds, but still answered.
"So, it should also include my information?"
"..."
"He Xiaomao, a top professional player, a former member of the world's number one guild 'Sky', good at occupations: Thief, Warrior, Mage, Archer..."
"Dark web occupational rating: Rogue - No. 11 in the world, Warrior - No. [-] in the world, Mage - No. [-] in the world, Archer - No. [-] in the world..."
"Six years ago, due to unknown reasons, he defected from the 'Sky' guild, and killed twelve key members of 'Sky' in a row. After that, he kept his anonymity and only got involved in some regional games..."
"In light of the above information, 'New World' rated its potential as...S+, and its strength as...S+!"
"Tsk tsk, not bad, enough."
After the system elf finished speaking, He Xiaomao smacked his lips and said, "Since you have my information, you think I'm stupid for throwing out such rubbish for me to choose?"
"Or...are you deliberately insulting me???"
(End of this chapter)
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