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Chapter 22 The Legend of the Green God

Chapter 22 The Legend of the Green God
"Talking about the way for a man to become a god because of his greenness."

"I am green and strong!"

"It's all green, can you not be strong?"

"From Green Man to Green God, how much bitterness and bitterness is hidden in it!"

"Green God doesn't cry! Stand up and masturbate!"

"The secret that I have to tell between Green God and me."

"A thousand and one conjectures about the Green God being green!"

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Looking at the horrifying posts posted on the China Theater Forum, He Xiaomao felt a little dizzy.

The entire forum is filled with sympathy, pity, and ridicule for him!

"System, is there a bug in the new world again? Tell me quickly, it's not true..."

The system elf ignored He Xiaomao, who was lying in front of the light wall, looking at these posts with great joy.

After a little slowing down, He Xiaomao gritted his teeth and clicked on a post with the highest popularity - the secret that I have to tell between Lvshen and I.

He wanted to see what secret he had to tell this person!

After opening it, He Xiaomao discovered that this was actually a poignant love story with thousands of twists and turns. The story was not bad, and it looked like it was true, but the key was that the person who posted it was a man!
After realizing this, He Xiaomao almost felt sick and closed the post without hesitation.

"It's very beautiful. Why do you want to turn it off?" The system elf who was looking at it said with slight dissatisfaction.

nice?

He Xiaomao gave the system elf a hard look, and the vicious look made the system elf shiver uncontrollably.

The system elf pursed her mouth and stopped talking.

Next, He Xiaomao clicked on the post "Don't cry, stand up and masturbate!"

Although the title is rude, the entire post is full of sympathy for He Xiaomao's misfortune. The author is impassioned and sharp. Almost every sentence is considered from the perspective of He Xiaomao, the victim, which makes everyone who sees this People who posted the post couldn't help but feel the same and shed tears.

If the protagonist is not himself, He Xiaomao can't even help but say hello to the author!

At the end of the post, the author also persuaded He Xiaomao to be more careful, there is no grass anywhere in the world, no matter how bad it is, won't there be "five girls" who will never leave?

I'll look away from you uncle!
These are obviously all your conjectures and imagination!You actually have the nerve to persuade me to be more open-minded?
He Xiaomao was shaking with anger.

And the longest post, the one thousand and one conjectures about the green god being green, has been updated to 586 conjectures, and the poster is still updating.

He Xiaomao only roughly scanned the time of the previous 500+ conjectures, and the poster added more than ten new conjectures, which also made He Xiaomao's conjectures directly exceeded [-]!

He Xiaomao gritted his teeth!
If possible, he really wanted to knock this man's head open to see how his brain grew and how he could make up so many conjectures?Not even a single duplicate!
However, not all posts are teasing and arranging He Xiaomao, it is normal for a post like the one on the top.

"A few speculations about the identity of the player's emerald green male god."

The post was made by Bai Xiaosheng. No one knows Bai Xiaosheng's true identity, but he can be seen active in several recent popular games, and he can be considered a relatively famous player.

In terms of strength, Bai Xiaosheng is not that strong, but in terms of intelligence, Bai Xiaosheng is considered a first-rate figure in China. Not only does he have an extremely wide range of intelligence sources, but he also has close relationships with major guilds.

To put it simply, Bai Xiaosheng is actually a very famous intelligence dealer.

Bai Xiaosheng first started with the attributes of the Wild Boar King and its range of activities. After some professional analysis, he believed that the Emerald Green God would never be a boss that he could win alone. There should be an efficient and powerful team behind him. A professional team that is not much worse than the major guild teams.

He Xiaomao couldn't help but give Bai Xiaosheng a thumbs up. This man still has something. There is indeed a professional team behind him, the Netherworld team...

After determining this, the next step will be much easier.

Bai Xiaosheng believed that since he could build such a team, the Emerald Green God must have been in a big guild before, so that he would be familiar with this model. However, he didn’t know why the Emerald Green God had a falling out with his previous guild. Go out and do it alone.

Next, Bai Xiaosheng also listed the names of some strong men who left the Grand Council in recent years, and believed that the true identity of the emerald male god should be one of these people.

Bai Xiaosheng's analysis was quite reasonable, but what he didn't know was that He Xiaomao actually snatched this boss.

Because there is no bitter lord, the real bitter lord Nether Realm is still kept in the dark. They firmly believe that their boss was robbed by the Brotherhood, and it is impossible for Chinese players to appear in the Brotherhood.

In addition, He Xiaomao has been relatively low-key in recent years and has never mentioned his previous name. Therefore, even if Bai Xiaosheng can reason again, he can't blame it on He Xiaomao.

What's more, the name Emerald Green God also comes with smoke bombs, flash bombs, and shock bombs...

In the article, Bai Xiaosheng also raised this doubt, that is, I don’t know why the green male god himself chose this name that ordinary people are afraid of avoiding. Is there really something unspeakable?

Seeing this, He Xiaomao glanced at the system elf who was watching the light wall with him.

What an unspeakable secret, such a disgusting prefix was actually randomly added to me by this guy...

At the end of the article, Bai Xiaosheng also suggested that if the Emerald Goddess saw his post, he hoped he could unblock him and add a friend, the two of them could have an in-depth exchange, and he would definitely keep the secret for the Emerald Goddess.

He Xiaomao curled his lips. Of course he wouldn't be so stupid as to put Bai Xiaosheng in his friend list. None of these information dealers are strict. As long as your price is high enough, they will have no secrets in their eyes.

The article is still objective and pertinent, but the comments below start to go astray.

Everyone thought that the reason why he was called the emerald male god was because he was too green, and they unanimously asked Bai Xiaosheng to list those who had been green over the years and deduce them in order.

Needless to say, Bai Xiaosheng did have this information, but even if he had 1 courages, he would not dare to release it.

As a result, Bai Xiaosheng disappeared, and the people who received no response began to amuse themselves under this article.

There are people who claim to know the Green God and tell everyone about the tragic experience of the Green God. There are also people who claim to be witnesses and contributors to the Green God’s journey to becoming a god. They are telling their own difficulties of “having no choice” and even making malicious arrangements. defamatory.

And in these comments, He Xiaomao actually found two unusually familiar names - the lamb riding the wolf and the man are beasts.

The little sheep riding the wolf believes that the green man should not sympathize with the green man. The green man must be green because he is too lustful and changes his mind, and men are beasts and crueler. She thinks that the reason why the green man becomes the green god is because If you are not good at certain aspects, no wonder others...

Killing hearts!

Seeing this, He Xiaomao finally couldn't bear it anymore. He opened a chat group with a livid face...

(End of this chapter)