The first skeleton in the history of online games

Chapter 24
Chapter 24Men are all beasts

Ginger Coco's saliva is about to flow out...

"Okay, everything has been dealt with. If there is nothing else, I will upgrade."

After sending this news, He Xiaomao did not upgrade as he said, but waited quietly, waiting for the fish to take the bait...

Sure enough, Jiang Keke really thought that He Xiaomao was going to upgrade, and quickly called He Xiaomao.

"Brother Mao, wait a minute!"

"What? Keke, is there anything else you can do?" He Xiaomao asked knowingly.

"Brother Xiao Mao, I want that crossbow..."

Seeing this sentence, the corners of He Xiaomao's mouth raised slightly.

"So that's the case, but Keke, what did you call me just now?"

"Brother Xiaomao!"

"No, why do I remember that you called me... Brother Green Man?"

"Really? Keke forgot, but Keke promises that I will only call you Brother Xiao Mao..."

He Xiaomao was extremely proud.

"Forget it and forget it, the crossbow has been mailed to you."

"Also, Keke, you are still young, remember in the future, you can't learn bad things from some bad guys."

"Yeah! Thank you, brother Mao!"

He Xiaomao is very satisfied. He has already made up his mind to take advantage of this opportunity to improve his status in Qiangwei Studio!

Next, it was Shen Yue and Yang Bing.

He Xiaomao was a little uncertain about Yang Bing's thoughts, but Shen Yue, He Xiaomao was sure that it was impossible for her to give up this piece of equipment.

Sure enough, after Jiang Keke, Shen Yue appeared.

"Se embryo, who do you think is the bad guy?"

The tone is quite hard!
"I didn't refer to a specific person, but to a general category. I was worried that Keke would learn bad things, so I took precautions before they happen." He Xiaomao said unhurriedly.

Shen Yue stopped talking, He Xiaomao had already blocked all the words she could say.

Hehe, I'll see how long you can endure...

"Is it okay? If it's okay, I'll upgrade..."

"wait!"

After all, Shen Yue was still unable to give up that piece of equipment as He Xiaomao expected.

"Um, didn't the Wild Boar King explode a sword? It's useless for you to keep it. How about... lend it to me?"

"borrow?"

There is also the saying of borrowing equipment?
After you borrow it, this equipment will really be useless, right?
"Are you sure you're not joking?" He Xiaomao asked.

"Big deal, I owe you a favor!" Shen Yue said with some embarrassment.

She also knew that her request was unreasonable.

"It's not a favor. This piece of equipment was actually reserved for you."

"Really?" Shen Yue didn't believe it.

How could a stingy man be so generous all of a sudden?Could it be that he is plotting for my beauty again?
If He Xiaomao knew Shen Yue's current thoughts, he might be so angry that he would vomit blood...

"Why did I lie to you?"

"Then give it to me."

"Uh……"

He Xiaomao had a headache.

"You woman, you are so confident in asking for things, can't you learn to say a few nice words like Ke Ke?"

"No! Are you going to give it or not? Don't be mother-in-law or mother-in-law!"

"Then let me make it clear, the equipment can be given to you, but there is a requirement, you can't call me a slut in the future, how about it?"

Shen Yue snorted.

"No problem, satyr satyr, you choose one."

"I mean something like that! None!"

He Xiaomao's head is full of black lines...

"Besides, I remember that you seemed to be making a big deal about it before, saying that I had changed my mind or something, right?"

"You're really narrow-minded..." Shen Yue muttered, "Then I'll let you talk about it. As long as you can pick out the flaws in my name, I don't care what you say."

"It's not a question of whether to say it or not!"

He Xiaomao's head is getting bigger, how could Shen Yue's brain circuit be so peculiar?
"Hurry up! Do you want to say it? If you don't say it, it's settled. Give me the sword!"

Clean up?

"Good! I said!"

He Xiaomao is angry, sir, I still don't believe I can't cure you!

"But let's make a deal first. I told you not to fall out!"

"I won't turn my back on you, just tell me."

He Xiaomao was still a little worried.

"Really not?" He reconfirmed.

"No way! Say it!"

He Xiaomao suddenly became excited. In fact, he wanted to complain a long time ago, but he had been intimidated by Shen Yue's fist before, so he didn't say anything.

"Actually, I think names like 'Little Lamb Riding a Wolf' don't suit you, they're too childish, and don't fit your temperament at all..."

"Really? Then what kind of game name do you think suits my temperament?" Shen Yue asked curiously.

"I think it's better to change it to a gorilla riding a wild boar! Or a female tyrannosaurus that can climb trees! It's powerful, powerful, and unforgettable. Only such a name will suit your temperament!"

After finishing speaking in one breath, He Xiaomao finally felt comfortable.

Originally, she was a tigress, but she insisted on pretending to be a lamb...

At the same time, in the group.

Luo Wanting: "You are awesome!"

Jiang Keke: "Brother Xiaomao, you are dead..."

Yang Bing: "I respect you for being a man! Come on! Drink this bowl of wine and have a good journey!"

No way?
He Xiaomao shook his head.

Probably not, I promised not to turn my face...

At this time, Shen Yue seemed to have just realized it.

"He Xiaomao! How dare you say that I am a female gorilla Tyrannosaurus rex! Just wait for me!!!"

After saying this, there is no news.

"What about her?"

He Xiaomao felt a little guilty...

Yang Bing: "I guess I'm going to the safe zone, and I'm going to 'chat' with you offline."

Jiang Keke: "Let's talk? Sister Xiaoyue is going to beat Brother Xiaomao again?"

Luo Wanting: "Xiao Mao, why don't you go out and hide first?"

He Xiaomao became anxious immediately!

"Wait! Shen Yue, it was you who asked me to say it! It was you who said that no matter what you say, it won't matter!"

"Grandma, I regret it!"

"It's hard to chase after a gentleman's words! How can you go back on your word!"

"I am a woman, not a gentleman!"

"Okay! I'll send you the sword right now!"

"Grandma doesn't want it anymore! I don't like it!"

"Ten more gold coins!"

"not enough!"

"I'll take care of your equipment too!"

"Really?"

"real!"

"Humph! It's almost the same, but don't think it's so easy to forget it. I'll write down this account for now, and I'll settle it with you later!"

"..."

He Xiaomao wanted to slap himself in the mouth, how could he express his innermost thoughts happily?

Now it's all right, I just wanted to have fun for a while, but it was recorded in the small notebook...

"Why bother?" Yang Bing gloated.

Now, she is the only one left.

"Tell me, what about me? How can you give me the ring? How about you change the name of the game for me?"

"Your name is great! You don't need to change it." He Xiaomao said quickly.

He has learned a lot from a pit, and now he will never mention anything related to the name of the game.

"He Xiaomao, are you still a man? Don't you even dare to speak your mind? I won't beat you, so what are you afraid of?"

"This one……"

He Xiaomao was very embarrassed, Yang Bing had already talked about this point, so should he say it or not?
"Actually, except that your name is a little discriminatory against men, everything else is fine..." After thinking for a while, He Xiaomao said ambiguously.

"Discrimination?"

Yang Bing was noncommittal.

"Then let me ask you, didn't you have any other ideas during the time you lived with us four times?"

"What idea?" He Xiaomao pretended to be stupid.

"What do you think, everyone is an adult, so don't pretend to be stupid?"

"Haha, what are you talking about..." He Xiaomao laughed dryly, and a drop of cold sweat trickled down his head, "No! Absolutely not!"

"No? Is it that we are not beautiful enough? Are we not proud enough? Or is it that you, He Xiaomao, have too high a vision for the four of us?"

"That was not what I meant……"

"Then what do you mean?" Yang Bing pressed on step by step.

And besides Yang Bing, no one spoke, it seems that Shen Yue and the others should also be waiting for He Xiaomao's answer.

The cold sweat on He Xiaomao's body grew more and more.

He pondered for a long time before speaking again cautiously.

"Actually, I have thought about it, but..."

"Ah!"

Yang Bing interrupted He Xiaomao with disdain.

"man……"

Shen Yue: "They are all beasts!"

Jiang Keke: "Brother Beast!"

Luo Wanting: "..."

What am I doing wrong?
Where Yang Bing and the others could not see, He Xiaomao looked up to the sky and sighed!

why!
Why do things always go differently than I thought!
(End of this chapter)