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Chapter 94 The Guy With Chest Hair

Chapter 94 The guy with the chest hair
As soon as the four of Luo Wanting left the warehouse, they saw He Xiaomao walking leisurely outside the door while humming a little tune.

"What are you doing, color embryo, why are you so happy?"

"I just turned around, nothing to do."

"It's nothing, how could the system elf scold you?"

He Xiaomao was stunned.

"The system scolded me?"

"Yes, before we came out, the four system elves suddenly scolded you in unison, and then disappeared."

"Forget it, don't worry about it, you also know that the system uses human females as templates, maybe she made a mistake when sampling, and only took puberty and menopause..."

boom!
There was a loud noise, and a bolt of lightning hit the ground almost grazing the tip of He Xiaomao's nose, and smoke curled up...

"Ahem, that, it's better not to mention her..."

He Xiaomao waved his hand and quickly changed the topic.

"Are you all done?"

"Busy working!"

"When you're done with your work, let's get acquainted with our guild's residence. What are you so busy doing?"

"what?"

"Someone seems to be too leisurely!"

"Xiao Mao, have you forgotten, we are about to start recruiting members..."

"But isn't it half an hour before the time to recruit members?"

"Half an hour has passed quickly, we have to prepare in advance..."

"Is there anything to prepare for..."

As he spoke, He Xiaomao looked at the four of them speechlessly.

"I said, you really need to change your way of thinking and acting."

"Right now, our Rose is the well-deserved No. [-] guild. Our every move will attract the attention of the whole world. Therefore, it's good to be on time. Going so early will make others think that we are afraid of not being able to recruit people and not doing enough. Calm..."

Having said that, Luo Wanting and the others still had a trace of worry and timidity that couldn't be hidden in their eyes.

Seeing this, He Xiaomao couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"No, are you really afraid that you won't be able to recruit people?"

"It's not because we're afraid we won't be able to recruit people, but because we're worried that someone will take the opportunity to provoke trouble..."

"Whoever provokes whoever beats!"

He Xiaomao waved his hand.

"As for the others, it's just a trick. It's best to take this opportunity to let everyone take a good look. We Qiangwei are not vegetarians!"

"Now, you just listen to me, take a good look around our guild's resident, adjust your mentality, and prepare for the next recruitment activities or challenges..."

After hearing He Xiaomao's confident words, Luo Wanting and the others gradually relaxed.

That's right, how can a man who dares to blackmail even the boss, who makes the system so angry that he can only scold his mother, suffer?

So, according to He Xiaomao's words, the few people wandered around the guild's residence...

Wandering around, Jiang Keke suddenly came up to He Xiaomao.

"Brother Xiao Mao, are you really the King of Shadows?"

"Why, it's already this time, don't you believe it?"

"It's not that I don't believe it, I just want to say, since Brother Xiaomao is the King of Shadows, then you should know the King of Elves, right?"

"Elf King? I know you, what's the matter?"

"Hehe! It's good to know each other! Brother Xiaomao, can you get an autograph for me?"

"Oh, signature, easy to say..."

Before he finished speaking, He Xiaomao suddenly froze.

"Wait! Did you just say a signature? The signature of the Elf King?"

"Yes, the signature of the Elven King."

"Why do you want his autograph?"

After hearing He Xiaomao's question, Jiang Keke suddenly became awkward.

"Because... the Elven King is so handsome! Especially the cold eyes when he draws the bow and arrow, he is so handsome!"

He Xiaomao widened his eyes and looked at Jiang Keke in shock!
"A guy with a full face and chest hair, you actually think he is handsome?"

"Nonsense! The Elven King is not what you said!"

"Why not?"

"And that stern and brutal look in your eyes, how did it turn into coldness in your mouth? It's kind of cold, cool? Why didn't I notice it?"

"When he really sets his sights on you, I'll see if you'll say he's cool..."

"If he's really after me..."

Jiang Keke's eyes were suddenly full of love, and his eyes were full of happiness.

"Then I will definitely not resist!"

"Superficial, ignorant, ignorant!"

"What's superficial? You don't understand, it's called Cupid's arrow! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

This little girl must be crazy!

He Xiaomao stared at Jiang Keke twice, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"Anyway, I don't have the signature of the Elf King! If it really doesn't work, I'll just sign it for you..."

"Hmph! Don't want yours!"

Hearing this, Jiang Keke immediately turned his head in disgust, and ignored He Xiaomao...

This time, He Xiaomao was immediately unconvinced.

"Hey! Don't be dissatisfied. When it comes to being handsome, who doesn't know that I am the most handsome person in the sky?"

"It was only later that I disdained to be with those guys and left the sky, which made the elf king, the chest-haired boy, and the Pluto, the little boy!"

"Do you know what it's called? There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings!"

"What's even more exasperating is that the tiger is standing in front of you now, but you think the monkey is pretty?"

"Don't listen, don't listen! I believe you are a big-headed ghost!"

Jiang Keke quickly hid behind Luo Wanting, and made a face at He Xiaomao.

He Xiaomao was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, but there was nothing he could do...

After Jiang Keke dodged, Shen Yue walked up to He Xiaomao.

"Seqian, how do you think my current strength compares to Xiong Wang?"

"Not even close." He Xiaomao replied angrily.

However, looking at Shen Yue with bristled eyebrows, He Xiaomao had no choice but to think again.

"Of course, if you count the blessings of equipment and levels, you still have a [-]% chance of winning..."

"Only half?"

Shen Yue didn't believe it, is there such a big gap?

"That's right, it's not the weak who can claim the title of king. Even if I face the calm stupid bear, it will be difficult for me. If you face him, the best way is to provoke him first, then find his flaws, and then use it to fight against him." It beats."

"And before that, you have to resist his attacks in a calm state and the onslaught in his berserk mode..."

"But there is one thing, that stupid bear is quite irritating..."

After listening to what He Xiaomao said, Shen Yue frowned.

"Then who is the strongest in the sky?"

"The strongest..."

When this topic was mentioned, He Xiaomao suddenly became serious.

"You don't want to say it's you, do you?" Yang Bing at the side glanced at He Xiaomao.

"not me……"

He Xiaomao shook his head.

"The strongest person in the sky right now should still be Yue... No, it shouldn't be, it must be!"

"Even though I am no longer in the sky, I can be sure that the strongest person in the sky has never changed, it is always Yue..."

"Moon King?"

"That's right, do you think Luna Wushuang's words are just slogans chanted by her fans?"

"It's actually not the case. Even within the sky, there are many people who think that she may have surpassed the category of a king, and respect her as a moon god..."

"Then... how does it compare to you?"

"Compare with me?"

He Xiaomao scratched his head, rarely blushing...

"I once competed with her twelve times, and only won one..."

"Of course, it's not because I'm weak at all! The other scumbags haven't even won a game, it's purely a process of being tortured by blood!"

Hearing this, the eyes of Luo Wanting and the others were filled with horror!
Is the Moon King really that strong?

Even if He Xiaomao is so strong that he only wins one game, will he brag about it as an honor?

After a while, Jiang Keke poked half of her head out from behind Luo Wanting.

"Brother Xiao Mao, let me ask you one more thing."

"Sister Wanting asked me to ask you, have you had an affair with the Moon God before?"

He Xiaomao was stunned!
He looked at Jiang Keke, then at Luo Wanting...

have legs?
If such words came from Shen Yue and Yang Bing, he would be able to accept them, but he really couldn't imagine that such words would come from Jiang Keke and Luo Wanting!

"Xiao Mao, don't get me wrong! It's not me! I didn't ask her to ask this!" Luo Wanting waved her hands again and again, her cheeks flushed.

"Obviously you asked me to ask..."

"I asked you to ask, but I didn't ask you to ask like that! Come here!"

"Ah! Don't hit your head, you will be stupid! Sister Xiaoyue, Sister Bingbing! Help me!"

After seeing this scene, Shen Yue and Yang Bing at the side turned their heads a little guilty.

In other words, when the two of them were talking about He Xiaomao and Luo Wanting, the girl Jiang Keke overheard them...

(End of this chapter)