My soul of Douluo is Faker
Chapter 19 I Come to Rescue My Sheep
Chapter 19 I Come to Rescue My Sheep
As soon as Xiao Wu and Tang San entered the gate of Soto City, they saw the big face of their old friend Xiang He.
Not talking about real people.
It's a huge advertisement on the huge Soto city tower.
"Dancing Wild - New clothes are on the market, showing your sexiness without a doubt!"
The accompanying picture is Sang Hyuk's second form of the wild hunter, staring fiercely and dazedly at the front, but with his arm around the waist of a scantily clad girl.
The girl is different from the mainstream aesthetics of Douluo Dalu, her skin is wheat-colored, and the slightly visible muscles between her waist and abdomen are gleaming.
In the lower right corner of the picture is Enjing Fashion's trademark.
That girl was none other than Xiao Wu who had put on makeup.That was the scariest day in Xiao Wu's life, because Xiang Hyuk actually smeared cooking oil on her skin, and said that the photo effect would be better.
then.
Looking at Tang San's playful eyes, Xiao Wu was ashamed, and stomped on Tang San bitterly: "You're still laughing!"
Tang San forced himself to hold back his smile: "I've always wondered where this photo was used, but I didn't expect it to hang on the iron tower in Suotuo City."
As for why Xiao Wu agreed to take this provocative photo, the first is because she has always been Enjing's fashion queen model, and the limiter is getting bigger and bigger; the second is that Sang Hyuk gave too much.
The more important reason is: Tang San also thinks it looks good.
Xiao Wu originally thought that this photo would be the cover of "Style" at most, but unexpectedly it became a city's signboard.
That's right, this iron tower is the Suotuo City Iron Tower that Xianghe built with the Eiffel Tower as a prototype and at his own expense. It is the symbol of the first "modern" city in the Douluo Continent.
With this iron tower as the name certificate, the royal family of Barak soon gave the green light to Enjing Group. Today, it has become the headquarters of three media outlets under Enjing Group, "Douluo Daily", "Style" and "The Big Situation". On the front is the entire Heaven Dou Empire.
Looking at this prosperous city, Tang San took a deep breath, and said to Xiao Wu: "Sure enough, wherever the Enjing Group goes, there is a mark of Xianghe, and the capital of a country is no exception."
Xiao Wu put her hands behind her back and said arrogantly: "Hmph, what's the use of that, it's been so long that we've only reached level 22, far behind us."
Obviously, because of the advertisement, Xiao Wu was angry with Xiang He.
Xiao Wu was angry for 12 hours a day, Tang San was used to it: "Then can you beat him?"
"Hmph, I won't tell you anymore!"
Sure enough, what Xiang Hyuk said was right, the third brother was only thinking about how to be stronger than others.
Xiao Wu glanced at him dissatisfied, and quickly walked to a milk tea shop in front to queue up.
The two stopped and stopped for half the morning before Xiao Wu suggested: "We have to go around for the past two days, but now I want to rest for a while, let's find a hotel first! We must find the best one." kind!"
In the past few years, Xiao Wu has successively served as the personal trainer and chief model of Enjing Group, and she is already a little rich woman with a net worth of over ten thousand. The daily meal starts at two gold soul coins, which is simply too extravagant.
Before long, under the intervention of providence, they found the tallest building in the vicinity.
The words Rose Theme Hotel are written on it.
"That's it, at least it looks like a five-star hotel."
Giving a star rating to a hotel is naturally a concept promoted by Xiang Hyuk through "Style", with the lowest three stars and the highest seven stars, and the reviewer is naturally the "Style" magazine.
Tang San looked at the name of the hotel and wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
The two walked into the revolving door and walked along the red carpet towards the hotel reception.
The decoration of this hotel is very exquisite, which can be called resplendent.On both sides of the pillars in the hall, there are many wine red sofas, Tang San walked all the way, saw many couples hugging left and right, he wanted to hold Xiao Wu, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
Xiao Wu took two steps, then suddenly shouted angrily: "Third brother, look!"
It turned out that there was another huge advertisement hanging on a wall on the side of the hotel, still with the theme of The Wild Dance.
In the picture, Xiao Wu is holding a branch to do pull-ups. She is wearing black sports underwear with a short green vest on top, revealing her toned abdomen and sweat dripping from her slender thighs.
This time even Tang San had black lines on his face.
"Look at the opposite side again!"
Tang San looked at the wall behind this advertisement, suddenly speechless.
In this picture, Xiang Hyuk in the form of a wild hunter is hanging upside down on the tree, while Xiao Wu is holding a bunch of crystal clear grapes in her left hand, and only one in her right hand. With a beautiful smile, she makes a gesture of feeding each other. look.
Every time Xiao Wu took pictures, Xiao San would go there together, so he remembered that this scene was not requested by the "director", but a playful scene where Xiao Wu took grapes to tease Xiang Hyuk during the intermission, so that he couldn't eat it anyway .
But if you put it in this hotel, it will completely change the taste.
Tang Sanyi said honestly: "Don't worry, I will tell him about this as soon as I see him, it's too much!"
Xiao Wu clenched her fists: "Of course we have to talk about it! Add money! You have to add money!"
It's over, Xiao Wu has been completely corrupted by the capitalism that Xiang He said.
Tang San is different from Xiao Wu, he has three worldviews of Tangmen World, Douluo Dalu and Xianghe brainwashed in his mind, so although he can accept Xiao Wu to take model photos, he is always a conservative person.
But Xiao Wu is a soul beast!She is not afraid of the sky and the earth is not afraid of her, but she is more like Sang Hyuk: "We use one-sided and deceptive images to show people what they want to see, and then sit and wait for a bright future to come."
After finally comforting Xiao Wu, the two came to the front desk.
Tang San stepped forward and asked: "Hello, we want two rooms."
The lady at the front desk raised her head and took a careful look at Xiao Wu. After all, compared to the ordinary Tang San, Xiao Wu was simply too amazing.
Especially the clothes on her body, she has never seen the clothes that are ordered by periodical magazines, but she can tell from the style that they must be Enjing's fashionable products.
Xiao Wu saw the other party staring at her intently: "Is there something on my face?"
The young lady at the front desk just woke up, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I always feel like I've seen you somewhere."
Then she quickly checked the form on the front desk, raised her head, and showed a professional smile: "Sorry, we only have one room left, and it's a top-level suite! There is a swimming pool in it, and the latest water bed produced by Seduce ~"
Saying that, she actually winked at Tang San.
As soon as Tang San heard the word "company", he knew that it must have something to do with Xianghe.Coupled with the expression on the front desk, he has a feeling that something is wrong.
"Third brother, this is the only one, I want to try swimming too!"
Tang San was speechless, and then prepared to take out his black card from the soul tool.
At this time, a cold voice came from behind: "Hey, that room should be reserved for me!"
Xiao Wu was okay, Tang San only felt a sense of threat rushing towards his face, and immediately turned around.
The person who came was the heroic and domineering white tiger Dai Mubai who embraced the twins on the left and right.
Xiang Hyuk originally wanted to change the plot and buy the Rose Hotel, but the owner of this hotel is an aristocrat with high eyesight, and has always disliked Enjing Group.
And the reason why Xiang He wants to change the plot is also very simple: he almost balds Tang San and Xiao Wu.
Now Tang San and Xiao Wu's level has just exceeded level 25, although Tang San's spirit ring is more aggressive than the original, but compared with Dai Mubai, the gap in spirit power at level 12 is really too big.
In other words, today's Tang San Xiaowu is much weaker than in the original book.
That is to say, Xianghe was really sorry, and finally stopped the behavior of fleece a year ago. In his words, let the leeks grow wildly for a while.Otherwise, I am afraid that the two of them are only in their early 20s now.
The following plot was similar to the original one, the three disagreed, Dai Mubai and Tang San fought without spirits, Tang San was at a disadvantage.
Then, the two planned to have a martial soul duel in public.
"Dai Mubai, white tiger of martial spirit, a level 37 assault-type battle soul master."
"Tang San, Martial Soul Blue Silver Grass, Level 25 Control System Battle Soul Master."
Just as Dai Mubai wanted to laugh, he saw an uninterested figure pass between the two, walked to the front desk, and made a low and hoarse voice: "One room, the best."
Like an evil ghost from the Netherworld, there is still a faint echo.
The young lady at the front desk shivered just hearing this voice, and when she looked closely at the man's appearance, she was even more horrified.
The opponent's whole body was hidden in the iron mask and the pitch-black armor. Scarlet rays of light emerged from the gaps in the eyes. Behind him was a tattered crimson cloak, like blood on a pitch-black blade.
The front desk replied in a voice almost crying: "No, I'm sorry, this..."
Even Xianghe under the armor was too embarrassed to scare her, fortunately, Dai Mubai finally spoke out and rescued this young lady.
"Hey, sir, just interrupt me and this..."
"Tang San."
"Yes, this Tang San's duel, and then he wanted to rob my room, didn't he take my evil-eyed white tiger, Dai Mubai, seriously?"
Xianghe turned around, seeing that scarlet gaze, Tang San Xiaowu Dai Mubai was startled, his body stiffened, and at the same time he made the most suitable posture for fighting.
Xiang Hyuk spoke, and it was still the voice that came out of hell: "How are you doing?"
Dai Mubai looked at the crowd and knew that if he had stage fright, his reputation in the hotel circle would be compromised, so he puffed up his chest: "Fight with me, if you win, I will let you go, if you lose , just paid the room fee for me. How about it?"
"Why should I agree to a duel with you?"
"Why?" Dai Mubai said as a matter of course: "This is a tradition among soul masters? Seeing that you are also a strong person, you must be afraid, right?"
Xianghe snorted coldly: "Tradition is the dross of wisdom."
For some reason, the people around suddenly felt that this made sense.
Xiang Hyuk pouted, he didn't want to fight.
He wasn't sure that he could defeat Dai Mubai without being a killer, he came today just to save the field, if Tang San was injured the day after tomorrow when he was due to being injured today and caused abnormal performance, then his sheep would be Lost it.
Alas, I am really worried about my leeks.
Then, Xianghe moved suddenly, and Dai Mubai was about to activate his martial spirit, but he saw Xianghe turned his head and said to the front desk: "Please call the police, the charge is picking quarrels and provoking trouble and disrupting public order."
Dai Mubai: ...
Tang San:……
Front desk: o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)
As soon as Xiao Wu and Tang San entered the gate of Soto City, they saw the big face of their old friend Xiang He.
Not talking about real people.
It's a huge advertisement on the huge Soto city tower.
"Dancing Wild - New clothes are on the market, showing your sexiness without a doubt!"
The accompanying picture is Sang Hyuk's second form of the wild hunter, staring fiercely and dazedly at the front, but with his arm around the waist of a scantily clad girl.
The girl is different from the mainstream aesthetics of Douluo Dalu, her skin is wheat-colored, and the slightly visible muscles between her waist and abdomen are gleaming.
In the lower right corner of the picture is Enjing Fashion's trademark.
That girl was none other than Xiao Wu who had put on makeup.That was the scariest day in Xiao Wu's life, because Xiang Hyuk actually smeared cooking oil on her skin, and said that the photo effect would be better.
then.
Looking at Tang San's playful eyes, Xiao Wu was ashamed, and stomped on Tang San bitterly: "You're still laughing!"
Tang San forced himself to hold back his smile: "I've always wondered where this photo was used, but I didn't expect it to hang on the iron tower in Suotuo City."
As for why Xiao Wu agreed to take this provocative photo, the first is because she has always been Enjing's fashion queen model, and the limiter is getting bigger and bigger; the second is that Sang Hyuk gave too much.
The more important reason is: Tang San also thinks it looks good.
Xiao Wu originally thought that this photo would be the cover of "Style" at most, but unexpectedly it became a city's signboard.
That's right, this iron tower is the Suotuo City Iron Tower that Xianghe built with the Eiffel Tower as a prototype and at his own expense. It is the symbol of the first "modern" city in the Douluo Continent.
With this iron tower as the name certificate, the royal family of Barak soon gave the green light to Enjing Group. Today, it has become the headquarters of three media outlets under Enjing Group, "Douluo Daily", "Style" and "The Big Situation". On the front is the entire Heaven Dou Empire.
Looking at this prosperous city, Tang San took a deep breath, and said to Xiao Wu: "Sure enough, wherever the Enjing Group goes, there is a mark of Xianghe, and the capital of a country is no exception."
Xiao Wu put her hands behind her back and said arrogantly: "Hmph, what's the use of that, it's been so long that we've only reached level 22, far behind us."
Obviously, because of the advertisement, Xiao Wu was angry with Xiang He.
Xiao Wu was angry for 12 hours a day, Tang San was used to it: "Then can you beat him?"
"Hmph, I won't tell you anymore!"
Sure enough, what Xiang Hyuk said was right, the third brother was only thinking about how to be stronger than others.
Xiao Wu glanced at him dissatisfied, and quickly walked to a milk tea shop in front to queue up.
The two stopped and stopped for half the morning before Xiao Wu suggested: "We have to go around for the past two days, but now I want to rest for a while, let's find a hotel first! We must find the best one." kind!"
In the past few years, Xiao Wu has successively served as the personal trainer and chief model of Enjing Group, and she is already a little rich woman with a net worth of over ten thousand. The daily meal starts at two gold soul coins, which is simply too extravagant.
Before long, under the intervention of providence, they found the tallest building in the vicinity.
The words Rose Theme Hotel are written on it.
"That's it, at least it looks like a five-star hotel."
Giving a star rating to a hotel is naturally a concept promoted by Xiang Hyuk through "Style", with the lowest three stars and the highest seven stars, and the reviewer is naturally the "Style" magazine.
Tang San looked at the name of the hotel and wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
The two walked into the revolving door and walked along the red carpet towards the hotel reception.
The decoration of this hotel is very exquisite, which can be called resplendent.On both sides of the pillars in the hall, there are many wine red sofas, Tang San walked all the way, saw many couples hugging left and right, he wanted to hold Xiao Wu, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
Xiao Wu took two steps, then suddenly shouted angrily: "Third brother, look!"
It turned out that there was another huge advertisement hanging on a wall on the side of the hotel, still with the theme of The Wild Dance.
In the picture, Xiao Wu is holding a branch to do pull-ups. She is wearing black sports underwear with a short green vest on top, revealing her toned abdomen and sweat dripping from her slender thighs.
This time even Tang San had black lines on his face.
"Look at the opposite side again!"
Tang San looked at the wall behind this advertisement, suddenly speechless.
In this picture, Xiang Hyuk in the form of a wild hunter is hanging upside down on the tree, while Xiao Wu is holding a bunch of crystal clear grapes in her left hand, and only one in her right hand. With a beautiful smile, she makes a gesture of feeding each other. look.
Every time Xiao Wu took pictures, Xiao San would go there together, so he remembered that this scene was not requested by the "director", but a playful scene where Xiao Wu took grapes to tease Xiang Hyuk during the intermission, so that he couldn't eat it anyway .
But if you put it in this hotel, it will completely change the taste.
Tang Sanyi said honestly: "Don't worry, I will tell him about this as soon as I see him, it's too much!"
Xiao Wu clenched her fists: "Of course we have to talk about it! Add money! You have to add money!"
It's over, Xiao Wu has been completely corrupted by the capitalism that Xiang He said.
Tang San is different from Xiao Wu, he has three worldviews of Tangmen World, Douluo Dalu and Xianghe brainwashed in his mind, so although he can accept Xiao Wu to take model photos, he is always a conservative person.
But Xiao Wu is a soul beast!She is not afraid of the sky and the earth is not afraid of her, but she is more like Sang Hyuk: "We use one-sided and deceptive images to show people what they want to see, and then sit and wait for a bright future to come."
After finally comforting Xiao Wu, the two came to the front desk.
Tang San stepped forward and asked: "Hello, we want two rooms."
The lady at the front desk raised her head and took a careful look at Xiao Wu. After all, compared to the ordinary Tang San, Xiao Wu was simply too amazing.
Especially the clothes on her body, she has never seen the clothes that are ordered by periodical magazines, but she can tell from the style that they must be Enjing's fashionable products.
Xiao Wu saw the other party staring at her intently: "Is there something on my face?"
The young lady at the front desk just woke up, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I always feel like I've seen you somewhere."
Then she quickly checked the form on the front desk, raised her head, and showed a professional smile: "Sorry, we only have one room left, and it's a top-level suite! There is a swimming pool in it, and the latest water bed produced by Seduce ~"
Saying that, she actually winked at Tang San.
As soon as Tang San heard the word "company", he knew that it must have something to do with Xianghe.Coupled with the expression on the front desk, he has a feeling that something is wrong.
"Third brother, this is the only one, I want to try swimming too!"
Tang San was speechless, and then prepared to take out his black card from the soul tool.
At this time, a cold voice came from behind: "Hey, that room should be reserved for me!"
Xiao Wu was okay, Tang San only felt a sense of threat rushing towards his face, and immediately turned around.
The person who came was the heroic and domineering white tiger Dai Mubai who embraced the twins on the left and right.
Xiang Hyuk originally wanted to change the plot and buy the Rose Hotel, but the owner of this hotel is an aristocrat with high eyesight, and has always disliked Enjing Group.
And the reason why Xiang He wants to change the plot is also very simple: he almost balds Tang San and Xiao Wu.
Now Tang San and Xiao Wu's level has just exceeded level 25, although Tang San's spirit ring is more aggressive than the original, but compared with Dai Mubai, the gap in spirit power at level 12 is really too big.
In other words, today's Tang San Xiaowu is much weaker than in the original book.
That is to say, Xianghe was really sorry, and finally stopped the behavior of fleece a year ago. In his words, let the leeks grow wildly for a while.Otherwise, I am afraid that the two of them are only in their early 20s now.
The following plot was similar to the original one, the three disagreed, Dai Mubai and Tang San fought without spirits, Tang San was at a disadvantage.
Then, the two planned to have a martial soul duel in public.
"Dai Mubai, white tiger of martial spirit, a level 37 assault-type battle soul master."
"Tang San, Martial Soul Blue Silver Grass, Level 25 Control System Battle Soul Master."
Just as Dai Mubai wanted to laugh, he saw an uninterested figure pass between the two, walked to the front desk, and made a low and hoarse voice: "One room, the best."
Like an evil ghost from the Netherworld, there is still a faint echo.
The young lady at the front desk shivered just hearing this voice, and when she looked closely at the man's appearance, she was even more horrified.
The opponent's whole body was hidden in the iron mask and the pitch-black armor. Scarlet rays of light emerged from the gaps in the eyes. Behind him was a tattered crimson cloak, like blood on a pitch-black blade.
The front desk replied in a voice almost crying: "No, I'm sorry, this..."
Even Xianghe under the armor was too embarrassed to scare her, fortunately, Dai Mubai finally spoke out and rescued this young lady.
"Hey, sir, just interrupt me and this..."
"Tang San."
"Yes, this Tang San's duel, and then he wanted to rob my room, didn't he take my evil-eyed white tiger, Dai Mubai, seriously?"
Xianghe turned around, seeing that scarlet gaze, Tang San Xiaowu Dai Mubai was startled, his body stiffened, and at the same time he made the most suitable posture for fighting.
Xiang Hyuk spoke, and it was still the voice that came out of hell: "How are you doing?"
Dai Mubai looked at the crowd and knew that if he had stage fright, his reputation in the hotel circle would be compromised, so he puffed up his chest: "Fight with me, if you win, I will let you go, if you lose , just paid the room fee for me. How about it?"
"Why should I agree to a duel with you?"
"Why?" Dai Mubai said as a matter of course: "This is a tradition among soul masters? Seeing that you are also a strong person, you must be afraid, right?"
Xianghe snorted coldly: "Tradition is the dross of wisdom."
For some reason, the people around suddenly felt that this made sense.
Xiang Hyuk pouted, he didn't want to fight.
He wasn't sure that he could defeat Dai Mubai without being a killer, he came today just to save the field, if Tang San was injured the day after tomorrow when he was due to being injured today and caused abnormal performance, then his sheep would be Lost it.
Alas, I am really worried about my leeks.
Then, Xianghe moved suddenly, and Dai Mubai was about to activate his martial spirit, but he saw Xianghe turned his head and said to the front desk: "Please call the police, the charge is picking quarrels and provoking trouble and disrupting public order."
Dai Mubai: ...
Tang San:……
Front desk: o(╥﹏╥)o
(End of this chapter)
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