Douluo Card Demon

Chapter 38 On the Highest State of Pretending to be X

The young lady took a quick look at Lu Qingfeng and felt that he should be very strong, but after a long time, he turned out to be just a battle spirit master, which is really not good.

I have blinded my old lady's feelings for nothing, and with such a face, she is not strong at all. She is really a rookie.

"Brother, be careful, the people here are very strong."

After hastily finishing the identity verification information, the young lady deliberately embarrassed him, thinking about whether he could have a dewy marriage or something.

But who is Lu Qingfeng? He has a pure and beautiful mind. How could he think about such an indecent thing? He must have refused with words. He didn't run away and refused directly.

"Thank you, I don't know if I have the honor to invite you to dinner later?"

The lady at the counter smiled happily: "Of course, you are welcome anytime."

Soon, under the leadership of another person, Lu Qingfeng came to the primary soul fighting arena, where most of them are soul masters, and such great soul masters as him are really rare.

And he also happened to be in his turn after passing by, presumably it was the little sister's tricks, so that he could finish the fight quickly, and then go back and do something that adults like.

As for what it is, all adults understand this.

"The next match will be the monk against the King of Chains."

The King of Chains is a big man with his upper body bare and a thick and long thing hanging from his head. His brows are full of evil spirits, like a red-haired ghost.

As soon as he came on stage, he said directly: "Iron Chain King, 32 episodes of Artifact Soul Master, Martial Soul, Red Iron Chain."

Lu Qingfeng nodded to him and reported his own information: "Monk, level 29, master of weapon soul, martial soul card."

And when he said this sentence, the entire audience burst into laughter in an instant.

"Hahaha, what are you doing here at level 29? Are you courting death?"

"Go home and breastfeed, practice for a few more years, don't be ashamed."

"Yeah yeah."

"The boss made a bet and bet all on the King of Iron Chains. He lost and I washed my hair upside down."

"I eat upside down."

The Iron Chain King also laughed and said: "Ahahaha, you'd better go down and play, it's very dangerous here."

However, Lu Qingfeng ignored him at all, and said directly: "Can we fight?"

The referee was said to be stunned, how did you still have the courage to fight, the truth is that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, do you think that all the people in the mixed factory are good stubble and dare not kill people?

Really too immature.

"Game start!"

After the words fell, Lu Qingfeng directly turned into an afterimage and appeared in front of the Iron Chain King.

Clasped fists with both hands, and blasted on the Iron Chain King.

Immediately, the latter flew out of the ring like a ball, and was engraved on the wall.

Immediately, the audience fell silent, and everyone couldn't believe that what was happening before them was real. A person who didn't even activate his martial soul could kill a War Soul Venerable with just one move.

How can people believe this?

Who can't believe this is true, the entire arena fell into a deathly silence.

Only Lu Qingfeng's voice remained: "I don't like fighting weak people very much, and I don't like talking nonsense, and the referee, I have already won, have you forgotten something?"

The referee, who had just walked down for less than a minute, walked back to the stage stiffly, and announced loudly: "The winner, the monk!"

boom!
Suddenly, the entire arena fell into chaos, and everyone was talking about this man.

You think they are weak, but in fact, you are too inexperienced, and they are just too lazy to talk nonsense to you.

Sure enough, those who are handsome and good-looking generally have strong strength.

Monk, I want to give you a monthly ticket and a recommendation ticket! ! !

Lu Qingfeng flicked his sleeves without taking away a cloud. A group of ordinary people only envy the strong, but I am different, I only envy myself.

I'm really amazing, just now I gave myself [-] points, perfect!
Can he say that he is pretending to be X at this time?
Of course not, the less you say, the better the final result, I'm a professional in terms of pretending.

There is only X that I dare not pretend, and there is no X that I can't pretend.

Lu Qingfeng came to the lounge even more, and the young lady from before changed over to ask him about his needs, and the acting became less and less provocative.

If something like "Brother, you are amazing, I like it so much", he will definitely not laugh, let alone be happy because I am a serious person.

Soon, the second match started, and Lu Qingfeng walked out of the waiting room with a wild smile on his face, which made the young lady very resentful, as if he put on his pants and refused to recognize anyone.

Am I that kind of person?I can't even pull up my pants!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

The second one who confronted him was a woman who was fairly good-looking, well-behaved, not much outstanding, and even her figure was neither good nor bad, so she couldn't say anything.

Based on the principle of women first, Lu Qingfeng decided to let this woman exist for two more seconds, and I will kill you after two seconds.

As a result, the woman said as soon as she came up: "Does the handsome guy want to play with me? I like your type very much, and I can admit defeat first, and then..."

In the end, before he had time to say the rest, he was interrupted by Lu Qingfeng.

"The referee, this woman wants to admit defeat, have I already won?"

The audience was silent.

How shameless this person is, it's fine if you don't understand how a beautiful woman talks to you, but he even takes it seriously.

The referee was a bit embarrassed by the question, looked at the woman and said, "Are you going to admit defeat?"

"Of course not. I'm still learning more about my little brother. Let's have a chat. I don't want to admit defeat."

She actually went straight up and approached Lu Qingfeng, exposing the huge deep ditch that was hidden in front of his eyes.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Lu Qingfeng clicked his tongue. He didn't expect this woman to have such a background. The hiding is deep enough and the background is big enough.

Too bad I don't like it!

He changed his face with a backhand, and said to the referee: "Can we start now? I don't want to talk nonsense with this ugly girl. I look better than her in women's clothing. She is still here to seduce me. I don't know how to go home and look in the mirror. dont you agree."

referee:.
Everyone: .
Let me make a big trough, this brother is really, howling like a cow! ! !

"What did you say?" The woman was furious instantly, and she was about to go up to fight.

The referee seized this opportunity and hurriedly announced "the game has started" and left as if flying away.

But he didn't expect that someone could fly faster than him.

When I got closer, I could see clearly that it was a woman, uh, it should be.

The whole audience was silent, looking at the guy with a bruised nose and a swollen face, even her parents couldn't recognize him, fell into a strange state, and discussed whether it was a man or a woman.

This beating is too miserable, it's just a beating to death.

(End of this chapter)