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Chapter 68 67. Tell a funny chapter, the funny chapter will save your life (please recommend tickets
Chapter 68 67. Tell a joke, if it's funny, I'll save your life (Please recommend tickets for collection!)
Nagato is worthy of being an old straight man, he only cares about Akiyoshi Aihara's performance, and doesn't care if Xiaonan is angry at all.
Alan Yuan Mingyi remembered how embarrassing it was to be heard complaining about Xiaonan Taishen just now. He really didn't want to say that Xiaonan was fat, but just wanted to express that his teenage self couldn't hold an adult in his thirties. Is this wrong? That's right!
The young man is not like Mike LeRock, how could he be able to hold Xiaonan who is in a state of acceleration in anti-gravity, as long as she can move, she will not be in this situation.
But fortunately, Xiao Nan may have passed the time when he would be unhappy every month. When he found the blue-haired woman, Xiao Nan was making grilled fish for the boy himself.
······
A week goes by in a blink of an eye.
Yuyin Village in the Land of Rain.
At this time, light rain was falling, and the sky was densely covered with dark clouds. From time to time, there were electric arcs moving rapidly, and the rolling and muffled thunder sounded, as if some divine punishment would come at any time, which made people feel horrified.
Behind an inconspicuous and scattered forest is a huge open land. A few hundred meters away stands a huge monster that looks like a wild beast. Rebar!
At this time, the water city of Rebar became blurred in the dense drizzle, and even if you focused your eyes, you could only see some incomplete outlines, and the rivers surrounding the water city were flowing with turbulence.
Outside the city, two or three figures wearing rain shields on their foreheads could be seen constantly patrolling, their expressions solemn and dignified.
As the guards of the northern important area second only to the eastern military important area, although there are not many rain ninjas on guard and patrol, they are all elite Chunin forces.
On the right side of the scattered forest right in front of the city, three Urenin with bows and arrows are standing under a tree to shelter from the rain, and the other Urenin is sitting in a special metal ballista. They are the giant crossbow team of Rebar in the water city .
As a frontier checkpoint, there is a guard against intruders attacking the water city of Rebar, and on the left side, there is also a giant crossbow team composed of four archers as standard.
Whether it is facing flying intruders or normal intruders, the ballista can strike the enemy without dead ends.
Yuyin Village is a village that can develop ninja abilities to the limit, and these ninjas can develop many unique moves one after another, so as to carry out various assassination missions. The two giant crossbow teams are formed by the elite eight Made up of Shinobu!
"Hey, it's raining again, it's hard to see like this..."
A Urenin with an iron bow and arrow on his back blocked his forehead with his palm and said depressedly.
"Don't worry, since we are the frontier checkpoint, let's carry out the order to protect the village. Master Hanzo is still watching from the village!"
The companion patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.
"By the way, Lord Hanzo is really considerate. He not only deployed two giant crossbow teams in the forest, but also sent Black Salamander Fish and Trout to assist us!"
Another companion, carrying a steel bow and arrow, looked at the ground deep in the forest behind him, his eyes sparkling with fire.
Lan Yuan Mingyi and Xiao Nanfei arrived in a forest outside the scattered forest. The woman pointed to a place [-] meters ahead and said softly: "The front is the northern stronghold of Yuyin Village, the Water City Rebar. According to the information I have investigated before, There is a Jōnin squad and two Chunin squads stationed inside."
"You go directly to deal with the patrolling guards outside the city and the ninja squad inside the city."
Xiao Nan asked.
"Then what is the teacher going to do?"
"There are hidden soldiers ambushing in the scattered forest outside the water city of Rebal. If you don't observe carefully, you can't find it. If you are not careful, you may be injured by a sneak attack by a secret sentry. I will deal with the Chunin team in the forest."
"Don't worry, teacher, I will let them experience what pain is!"
Lan Yuan Mingyi believed in himself.
Xiao Nan looked at the handsome young man, and pampered him on the head.
On the wall of the water city of Rebar, the stationed jonin and his subordinates were playing cards. He had a head of blue hair, his face was cut like a knife, and his expression looked a little scary. He took a sharp puff of a cigarette, "It's really cold outside. ···”
Just when he was about to look away, he was startled by the sound of violent lightning!
"Enemy attack! All on alert!"
Relying on my many years of experience, this vibration is definitely not the sound of thunder in the sky, but someone using Thunder escape ninjutsu!
The five rain ninjas rushed out following the jounin, and suddenly saw a figure floating in the air. He was wearing a loose robe and gently pinched the bamboo hat on his head. The strips of cloth moved with the wind, emitting crisp silver The bell rings.
"Jingle Bell."
It was the bell snatched from Xiaonan's hand, Lanyuan Mingyi hung it on the bamboo hat, since Xiaonan didn't want him to become a full-fledged member, then he could do it himself, even though the robes Xiaonan gave There is no red cloud, but there is that smell if there is a bamboo hat.
"Ready to fight!"
Kamizu clenched his cigarette butt and drank it, and Yuren behind him took out kunai one after another!
"Hey green-haired one, do you know how many floors a bag of rice can withstand?"
The youthful voice made Jonin's face change, is this a child?
"I have blue hair, not green!"
Jonin cursed and shouted.
"Hey kid, who the hell are you!"
"It's okay to tell you, but before I tell you, you have to answer me how many floors a bag of rice can withstand?"
Lan Yuan Mingyi said indifferently.
This···
What the devil's problem is this?
Jonin looked confused, he looked at his subordinates who kept shaking their heads, and shouted with a cigarette butt in his mouth, "I don't care how many floors you resist, crazy!"
"Answer wrong, from now on, let you feel the pain!"
Lanyuan Mingyi in mid-air slowly stretched out his arms as if to embrace the sky, and then countless fireballs emerged behind him. To deal with these little guys, Lanyuan Mingyi felt that they were only worthy of eating fireballs.
"Fuck... kill this brat!"
Jonin's eyeballs were about to pop out, and he changed seals in his hands.
"Water Escape · Water Spear!"
He opened his mouth and sprayed, and a series of water guns fired rapidly, and his subordinates also threw kunai and shuriken again and again, but when these attacks were about half a meter in front of Aihara Mingyi, they were drawn by a The huge light array of the six-pointed star blocked it!
"It actually blocked it?"
Jonin had a look of disbelief, his water gun technique was taught by Lord Hanzo, and he couldn't break that weird barrier!
At the same time, Aihara Mingyi controlled the sky full of fire and rained down on Jonin and the others, and the scene was incomparably spectacular.
"Water Escape Water Formation Wall!"
The rain ninjas quickly formed seals and used water barriers to resist, but there were too many fire rains. Even if they successfully resisted some, some fire rains still hit the walls and body of Rebal City, and the sound of explosions continued one after another. Billowing thick smoke swept away!
"That's the end of the game."
The figure of Aihara Mingyi, who used the wind escape and the wind, slowly fell, and he swept the Urenin who had hideous faces due to extreme fear in front of him, and looked at the leading knife-sharpening man.
"Are you the leader?"
"Wash inside!"
The ninja gritted his teeth and cursed angrily.
"It seems so."
Seeing the knife-cut man take out the kunai with the detonating talisman hanging on it, he threw it towards him. Akira Akiyoshi easily clamped it with his two fingers, kicked the man away, and tore the detonating talisman onto a rain ninja , and Kunai shot at the knife-sharpening man, directly nailing his palm to the rock!
"Oh!"
"See, art is an explosion."
Using the barrier of light to protect himself from the aftermath of the explosion, Akira Akiyoshi looked at the Urenin who were all dead on the ground, and said deeply, covering his face.
Raising his eyebrows, Lanyuan Mingyi found that the power of the red edge detonating talisman seemed to be much greater than the black edge detonating talisman on the blasting knife spray, and there were still embers burning on these corpses.
"Okay, now it's just you and me."
Lan Yuan Mingyi fell to the ground, he supported the bamboo hat on his head, and as he slowly approached the saber man, a series of wind chimes rang non-stop, like the sound of death.
The knife-cut man didn't care about the pain in his hand, he looked at the subordinates who died on the ground, and his face became horrified, "You... who are you?!"
"I'm just an intern of Xiao Organization who loves Kangmi and passed by."
Lanyuan Mingyi supported his knees and used his fingertips to pick up the knife and slash the man's chin, "You answered my question wrong just now, but out of kindness, I decided to give you a chance to reform."
"whispering sound!"
The knife-slashing man turned his face away with great effort, then stared at the handsome young man in front of him as if death was at home, and roared: "Come on, kill me, even if you torture me and kill me, you don't want to get it from me, Mr. Sanjiao Hanzo of Yuyin Village!" Water escape inheritor Qingbizhiblade stop Yin said a word!"
"..."
Lanyuan Mingyi stood up straight, and he frowned, "It's such a stinky and long name."
"It's because you dyed your hair green, so what is it called the Green Blade?"
Said, Lan Yuan Mingyi turned his head with his index finger.
"Qingbi! Qingbi! You bastard, idiot!"
Yuyin Murakami, named Qingbizhiblade Saiyin, argued furiously, and Aihara Akiyoshi pushed his hand helplessly, "Okay, okay, let's not deviate too much from the topic, it can be seen that you are very afraid of death, how about it, You just have to tell a joke, and if it’s funny, I’ll save your life.”
(End of this chapter)
Nagato is worthy of being an old straight man, he only cares about Akiyoshi Aihara's performance, and doesn't care if Xiaonan is angry at all.
Alan Yuan Mingyi remembered how embarrassing it was to be heard complaining about Xiaonan Taishen just now. He really didn't want to say that Xiaonan was fat, but just wanted to express that his teenage self couldn't hold an adult in his thirties. Is this wrong? That's right!
The young man is not like Mike LeRock, how could he be able to hold Xiaonan who is in a state of acceleration in anti-gravity, as long as she can move, she will not be in this situation.
But fortunately, Xiao Nan may have passed the time when he would be unhappy every month. When he found the blue-haired woman, Xiao Nan was making grilled fish for the boy himself.
······
A week goes by in a blink of an eye.
Yuyin Village in the Land of Rain.
At this time, light rain was falling, and the sky was densely covered with dark clouds. From time to time, there were electric arcs moving rapidly, and the rolling and muffled thunder sounded, as if some divine punishment would come at any time, which made people feel horrified.
Behind an inconspicuous and scattered forest is a huge open land. A few hundred meters away stands a huge monster that looks like a wild beast. Rebar!
At this time, the water city of Rebar became blurred in the dense drizzle, and even if you focused your eyes, you could only see some incomplete outlines, and the rivers surrounding the water city were flowing with turbulence.
Outside the city, two or three figures wearing rain shields on their foreheads could be seen constantly patrolling, their expressions solemn and dignified.
As the guards of the northern important area second only to the eastern military important area, although there are not many rain ninjas on guard and patrol, they are all elite Chunin forces.
On the right side of the scattered forest right in front of the city, three Urenin with bows and arrows are standing under a tree to shelter from the rain, and the other Urenin is sitting in a special metal ballista. They are the giant crossbow team of Rebar in the water city .
As a frontier checkpoint, there is a guard against intruders attacking the water city of Rebar, and on the left side, there is also a giant crossbow team composed of four archers as standard.
Whether it is facing flying intruders or normal intruders, the ballista can strike the enemy without dead ends.
Yuyin Village is a village that can develop ninja abilities to the limit, and these ninjas can develop many unique moves one after another, so as to carry out various assassination missions. The two giant crossbow teams are formed by the elite eight Made up of Shinobu!
"Hey, it's raining again, it's hard to see like this..."
A Urenin with an iron bow and arrow on his back blocked his forehead with his palm and said depressedly.
"Don't worry, since we are the frontier checkpoint, let's carry out the order to protect the village. Master Hanzo is still watching from the village!"
The companion patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.
"By the way, Lord Hanzo is really considerate. He not only deployed two giant crossbow teams in the forest, but also sent Black Salamander Fish and Trout to assist us!"
Another companion, carrying a steel bow and arrow, looked at the ground deep in the forest behind him, his eyes sparkling with fire.
Lan Yuan Mingyi and Xiao Nanfei arrived in a forest outside the scattered forest. The woman pointed to a place [-] meters ahead and said softly: "The front is the northern stronghold of Yuyin Village, the Water City Rebar. According to the information I have investigated before, There is a Jōnin squad and two Chunin squads stationed inside."
"You go directly to deal with the patrolling guards outside the city and the ninja squad inside the city."
Xiao Nan asked.
"Then what is the teacher going to do?"
"There are hidden soldiers ambushing in the scattered forest outside the water city of Rebal. If you don't observe carefully, you can't find it. If you are not careful, you may be injured by a sneak attack by a secret sentry. I will deal with the Chunin team in the forest."
"Don't worry, teacher, I will let them experience what pain is!"
Lan Yuan Mingyi believed in himself.
Xiao Nan looked at the handsome young man, and pampered him on the head.
On the wall of the water city of Rebar, the stationed jonin and his subordinates were playing cards. He had a head of blue hair, his face was cut like a knife, and his expression looked a little scary. He took a sharp puff of a cigarette, "It's really cold outside. ···”
Just when he was about to look away, he was startled by the sound of violent lightning!
"Enemy attack! All on alert!"
Relying on my many years of experience, this vibration is definitely not the sound of thunder in the sky, but someone using Thunder escape ninjutsu!
The five rain ninjas rushed out following the jounin, and suddenly saw a figure floating in the air. He was wearing a loose robe and gently pinched the bamboo hat on his head. The strips of cloth moved with the wind, emitting crisp silver The bell rings.
"Jingle Bell."
It was the bell snatched from Xiaonan's hand, Lanyuan Mingyi hung it on the bamboo hat, since Xiaonan didn't want him to become a full-fledged member, then he could do it himself, even though the robes Xiaonan gave There is no red cloud, but there is that smell if there is a bamboo hat.
"Ready to fight!"
Kamizu clenched his cigarette butt and drank it, and Yuren behind him took out kunai one after another!
"Hey green-haired one, do you know how many floors a bag of rice can withstand?"
The youthful voice made Jonin's face change, is this a child?
"I have blue hair, not green!"
Jonin cursed and shouted.
"Hey kid, who the hell are you!"
"It's okay to tell you, but before I tell you, you have to answer me how many floors a bag of rice can withstand?"
Lan Yuan Mingyi said indifferently.
This···
What the devil's problem is this?
Jonin looked confused, he looked at his subordinates who kept shaking their heads, and shouted with a cigarette butt in his mouth, "I don't care how many floors you resist, crazy!"
"Answer wrong, from now on, let you feel the pain!"
Lanyuan Mingyi in mid-air slowly stretched out his arms as if to embrace the sky, and then countless fireballs emerged behind him. To deal with these little guys, Lanyuan Mingyi felt that they were only worthy of eating fireballs.
"Fuck... kill this brat!"
Jonin's eyeballs were about to pop out, and he changed seals in his hands.
"Water Escape · Water Spear!"
He opened his mouth and sprayed, and a series of water guns fired rapidly, and his subordinates also threw kunai and shuriken again and again, but when these attacks were about half a meter in front of Aihara Mingyi, they were drawn by a The huge light array of the six-pointed star blocked it!
"It actually blocked it?"
Jonin had a look of disbelief, his water gun technique was taught by Lord Hanzo, and he couldn't break that weird barrier!
At the same time, Aihara Mingyi controlled the sky full of fire and rained down on Jonin and the others, and the scene was incomparably spectacular.
"Water Escape Water Formation Wall!"
The rain ninjas quickly formed seals and used water barriers to resist, but there were too many fire rains. Even if they successfully resisted some, some fire rains still hit the walls and body of Rebal City, and the sound of explosions continued one after another. Billowing thick smoke swept away!
"That's the end of the game."
The figure of Aihara Mingyi, who used the wind escape and the wind, slowly fell, and he swept the Urenin who had hideous faces due to extreme fear in front of him, and looked at the leading knife-sharpening man.
"Are you the leader?"
"Wash inside!"
The ninja gritted his teeth and cursed angrily.
"It seems so."
Seeing the knife-cut man take out the kunai with the detonating talisman hanging on it, he threw it towards him. Akira Akiyoshi easily clamped it with his two fingers, kicked the man away, and tore the detonating talisman onto a rain ninja , and Kunai shot at the knife-sharpening man, directly nailing his palm to the rock!
"Oh!"
"See, art is an explosion."
Using the barrier of light to protect himself from the aftermath of the explosion, Akira Akiyoshi looked at the Urenin who were all dead on the ground, and said deeply, covering his face.
Raising his eyebrows, Lanyuan Mingyi found that the power of the red edge detonating talisman seemed to be much greater than the black edge detonating talisman on the blasting knife spray, and there were still embers burning on these corpses.
"Okay, now it's just you and me."
Lan Yuan Mingyi fell to the ground, he supported the bamboo hat on his head, and as he slowly approached the saber man, a series of wind chimes rang non-stop, like the sound of death.
The knife-cut man didn't care about the pain in his hand, he looked at the subordinates who died on the ground, and his face became horrified, "You... who are you?!"
"I'm just an intern of Xiao Organization who loves Kangmi and passed by."
Lanyuan Mingyi supported his knees and used his fingertips to pick up the knife and slash the man's chin, "You answered my question wrong just now, but out of kindness, I decided to give you a chance to reform."
"whispering sound!"
The knife-slashing man turned his face away with great effort, then stared at the handsome young man in front of him as if death was at home, and roared: "Come on, kill me, even if you torture me and kill me, you don't want to get it from me, Mr. Sanjiao Hanzo of Yuyin Village!" Water escape inheritor Qingbizhiblade stop Yin said a word!"
"..."
Lanyuan Mingyi stood up straight, and he frowned, "It's such a stinky and long name."
"It's because you dyed your hair green, so what is it called the Green Blade?"
Said, Lan Yuan Mingyi turned his head with his index finger.
"Qingbi! Qingbi! You bastard, idiot!"
Yuyin Murakami, named Qingbizhiblade Saiyin, argued furiously, and Aihara Akiyoshi pushed his hand helplessly, "Okay, okay, let's not deviate too much from the topic, it can be seen that you are very afraid of death, how about it, You just have to tell a joke, and if it’s funny, I’ll save your life.”
(End of this chapter)
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