I'm really not a crow's mouth

Chapter 70 So You Are a Turtle (Please collect and ask for tickets~)

The tortoise that was running wildly noticed Yang Dilei, and immediately turned around and rushed towards this side.

"Brother, I got the things. Run quickly."

The tortoise yelled all the way and passed Yang Dilei, the carrot in his arms was several times bigger than it, and it ran up and down, looking extremely funny.

Yang Dilei didn't realize it at first, and didn't realize he was fooled until the group of rabbits shot three knives at him.

Dodging the flying weapons in a hurry, he directly launched the dragon walk, and the dragon shadow under his feet flashed, and he arrived in front of the tortoise.

"You damn turtle, why are you trying to hurt me for no reason?"

Originally, it would be good for him to be a melon-eating crowd comfortably on the side, but he was forcibly dragged into the water by this turtle, which made him very depressed.

The tortoise was taken aback by Yang Dilei's speed, and almost threw the carrot in his hand.

How is this person so fast!
Since its debut, it has been relying on its own speed to traverse the sea of ​​chaos, snatching all kinds of natural materials and earthly treasures, and has never been caught.

Of course, this also has a little bit to do with it's always picking soft persimmons.

I am fast, no one can stop me in the sea of ​​chaos, and I will not accept any refutation.

However, Yang Dilei's speed really shocked him. Looking at his relaxed and freehand appearance, it is obvious that he still has more energy.

That being the case, then I have to work the whole time, no, the whole point is really good.

The tortoise stretched its neck long, and then spun wildly, like the propeller of an airplane.

From its tail, there is a burst of vitality gushing out, like a rocket propeller, which greatly increases its speed.

The tortoise soared into the air, several times faster than before, and an afterimage appeared in the air.

In just a moment, the group of rabbits was thrown away.

However, it is not in a relaxed mood now, looking vigilantly at Yang Dilei who is still hanging in front of it with a relaxed face, it knows that it has fallen this time.

Why do I have to make a fool of myself to provoke this person, can't I just run away honestly?
Even though it has used all its prehistoric powers, Yang Dilei can still easily hang not far from it, obviously playing with it.

Seeing this, it simply stopped running, and stopped directly, lying on the ground panting heavily.

The two short legs kicked and kicked behind him, as if they were cramping.

Now the tortoise has turned into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, because it ran too fast just now and was out of breath, the tortoise's head turned green from holding back.

"Why, can't you run anymore?"

Yang Dilei looked at the tortoise jokingly, with a dragon walking by him, he was never afraid of anyone when it came to running.

He reached out and snatched the radish from the tortoise's arms, held it in his hand and looked at it carefully, Yang Dilei was amazed.

This radish contains extremely strong energy. For example, if Jindan eats it in the later stage, it can even directly break through to the Nascent Soul Stage.

The tortoise was lying on the ground, looking at Yang Dilei eagerly with a pair of small eyes, his eyes were full of pleading.

"Brother, I tried my best to steal this, so you can't take it all by yourself."

Seeing the tortoise pretending to be miserly there, Yang Dilei chuckled.

"Thirty to seven points, how about it?"

The tortoise shook his head hastily, and said in dissatisfaction: "Why is it only [-]%? I took the radish, and I brought it back. Why!"

Yang Dilei narrowed his eyes, then stretched out his hand to break off the whole radish, and handed three to the turtle.

"Seventy percent is mine, and you get thirty percent."

The tortoise stared at the small piece of radish in his hand, his small eyes widened.

I tried my best to steal the radish, and was chased all the way by a group of rabbits with weapons. In the end, I was given [-]% of the radish. Wouldn’t I be a beggar on my knees?
"Why, you are not satisfied?"

Yang Dilei didn't take it seriously when he saw the annoyed expression on the tortoise's face. Instead, he took out the tortoise he bought earlier from the ring, lit a flame with his left hand, and roasted it directly.

Looking at the sizzling tortoise being roasted by the fire, its cheeks twitched, and then it held the piece of radish discouraged and began to gnaw.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt wronged. It patted its short legs vigorously. Why can't I control these legs?What the hell am I messing with him.

After killing the radish in a few mouthfuls, watching Yang Dilei start to brush the sauce on the turtle, he couldn't help but feel sad for the death of the rabbit.

After all, it's my own kind, it's too much to eat it in front of me!

"Want a bite?"

Seeing Yang Dilei holding up the roasted tortoise to signal to it, it raised its head in disdain and said firmly:
"Even if I, Xiao Wu, starve to death, if I jump into the sea from here, I won't eat a bite of your food."

After a while, the tortoise was sitting opposite Yang Dilei, holding half a tortoise in his hand and gnawing on it.

No way, it's too fragrant.

Seeing the tortoise devouring the tortoise, Yang Dilei always felt a sense of disobedience.

"Hey, that bastard, that is you, do you know how to get to the Sanxian secret realm?"

Xiao Wu took another two bites of the turtle meat before realizing that Yang Dilei was calling him.

Hearing Yang Dilei calling him bastard, he was immediately out of breath.

"I'm not a bastard, what kind of eyes do you have, look clearly!"

Xiao Wu glared at Yang Dilei angrily, but his small eyes were still as big as mung beans even if he stared desperately, which made him look even more ridiculous.

Yang Dilei looked at it carefully, then clapped his hands and suddenly realized: "I really admitted my mistake. I didn't observe this wave carefully enough."

Seeing this, Xiao Wu nodded with satisfaction, a child can be taught, and he is a good boy if he knows his mistakes and corrects them.

"Since you're not a bastard, and you're still such a small one, then you must be... a little bitch!"

Xiao Wu spat out a mouthful of flesh, and was stunned.

You are the turtle, and your whole family is a turtle!
It jumped up angrily and hit Yang Dilei's knee, then pointed at himself and roared loudly:

"Look clearly, Master is Xuanwu! It's Xuanwu!"

Yang Dilei looked along its fingers, and saw the word "Xuanwu" on its tortoise shell, which was not engraved on it, but came naturally.

Ah this. . . . .

Then you should not be a turtle, but a penguin.

You were born into the wrong brother, ah, no, it's a turtle.

Seeing Yang Dilei's shocked expression, Xiao Wu smiled triumphantly.

"How about it, do you know how powerful I am? It's still too late to kneel and lick."

Seeing Yang Dilei opening his mouth to speak, Xiao Wu directly interrupted him.

"Shut your mouth! I will tell you a number, and you will make it for me immediately, or I will swallow you in one bite. One minute... Roast thirty turtles, add less salt and more spiciness!"

Seeing Xiao Wu standing there with a haughty face, and his short short legs trembling, Yang Dilei couldn't hold back any longer.

"Hahahaha, baby boy, how can you be so funny, I want to reward you with another pot of old godmother, hahaha."

(End of this chapter)